Sorry to tell you this, you ignorant knuckledragging flyover rube, but the prediction has been 100% true. There has not been one snowfall in my town since 2000.

Of course, there has been no snowfall since 1493, when records began to be kept, and my condo, which sits literally 9 centimeters above sea level with the Atlantic on one side and a lagoon on the other, has never been flooded since it was built in the 1920's. But this is all proof of global warmcooling.

Glad I skipped those grade 3 "global cooling catastrophe" indoctrination sessions back in '81 ... oh wait, they didn't have those back then...

“Children just aren’t going to know what snow is.”

Glad shit like this is archived. It reads like an onion article.🤣

Thanks for the laughs.