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Santa accused of quid pro quo after giving children gifts in exchange for good behavior. (babylonbee.com)
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– nothingberg (2 points)

Technically, good child behavior doesn't benefit him personally, therefore it's not a quid pro quo. Elves aren't children and children aren't elves. If they were then Santa would be on the hook for violating child labor laws

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– ArtGuy [S] (1 point)

While your point is well taken...I do gain great personal satisfaction from my children's good behavior, particularly when they complete a task I've given them...which may lead to a reward they appreciate. Complicated business.

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