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Santa accused of quid pro quo after giving children gifts in exchange for good behavior. (babylonbee.com)
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– KoboldAdvocate (8 points)

"I said "You're not getting the presents unless you be a good boy! You have six hours! Sonofacookie got good"!"

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– Zadok (6 points)

Nancy Pelosi wants to convene hearings to impeach Santa for abuse of power and cruelty to reindeer making them work all night with out breaks.

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– Kibinimat (4 points)

You forgot that the democrats are accusing President Trump in quid pro quo after that in exchange for our vote he'll make America great again.

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– MAGAnic316 (2 points)

Poor kids are just as well-behaved as white kids

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– DeplorableMimi (2 points)

💕🎅

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– nothingberg (2 points)

Technically, good child behavior doesn't benefit him personally, therefore it's not a quid pro quo. Elves aren't children and children aren't elves. If they were then Santa would be on the hook for violating child labor laws

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– ArtGuy [S] (1 point)

While your point is well taken...I do gain great personal satisfaction from my children's good behavior, particularly when they complete a task I've given them...which may lead to a reward they appreciate. Complicated business.

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– mrgreencard (2 points)

Impeach Santa!

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– not_russian_bot (1 point)

Meanwhile, Biden is giving gifts to Mexicans without asking for good behavior in return.

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