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ShellGame (11 points)

I died three times from tax cuts and then four more times from internetitus. /s

spkle (9 points)

Not to mention that steep rising edge of the stock market, it's very sharp and pointing up so you can easily cut yourself. These are dangerous times.

IronMaiden (5 points)

I climbed so high on the stockmarket peak I got stuck, send help.

spkle (4 points)

You are too high up. That's what happens when there are no brakes.

You should get used to it. Just don't spend your extra money or make children or be happy. You know, for the environment.