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I was a tea maker
submitted by GreenDrakeHatch

I won't be repeating it. My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy forks and fork training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a tea maker. I made fucking tea. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful

I won't be repeating it. My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy forks and fork training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a tea maker. I made fucking tea. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful
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– Southern_Belle (5 points)

https://i.redd.it/mwg6rt4mhk9z.png

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– WeinerLapTop (5 points)

Love that you have a screen shot of the original. Well memed, patriot!

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– T2R0U2M0P (3 points)

He should print it out and frame it

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– CQVFEFE (3 points) *

Oh now I remember. The cheese maker guy. Man what a maudlin, negative toad.

TOTAL TANGENT because Uncontrolled Brain Friday: The father of Monty Python's John Cleese was named CHEESE but changed it so his son wouldn't grow up being teased for it. Quirky as he is, the comic actor says he would have loved the original name and a career in comedy as "Jack Cheese" LOL Of course he's a Trump-trashing tool, but still...he was funny AF IMO

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