How many leftists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

submitted by Oldspeak *

None because only science-denying, right-wing, conspiracy theorists think lightbulbs exist.

Alternatively, all of them. One to steal the lightbulb, and the rest to blame you for it.

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Please feel free to contribute your own. I'd love a good laugh.

.................................................................................................................................................................. .................................................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................... ................................................................................................................................................................... ................................................................................................................................................................... . None because only science-denying, right-wing, conspiracy theorists think lightbulbs exist. Alternatively, all of them. One to steal the lightbulb, and the rest to blame you for it. .................................................................................................................................................................. Please feel free to contribute your own. I'd love a good laugh.

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– mimefortheblind (3 points)

But it usually takes a doctor, 2 nurses and a surgical tech to get it back out again.