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OneOfMany_MAGA (7 points) *

Teams of people worked, met, revised, got approval, received funding, hired various companies, etc to bring you that, the best possible version they could come up with. They probably had many revisions of earlier versions not as good as that one.

Don’t fail to notice all the many ethnicities and races represented in the family, and the presumed white man stuck in the chimney like an idiot.

Congratulations, Folgers.

BiglyTrumper [S] (4 points) *

You nailed it. They all agreed the perfect Christmas commercial for their coffee was singing about children being "scarred" because Dad/Santa was stuck in the "chimney hole." Who even uses that term? Who in hell thinks children being traumatized is an appropriate Christmas theme?

BiglyTrumper [S] (6 points) *

Lyrics: Daddy insisted upon playing the role And now the kids are scarred cause he’s stuck in the chimney hole The best part of waking up Is Folgers in your cup

The distressed mother fights tears while her kids poke the feet of their injured father with a very sharp fire poker. Santa is faintly groaning in pain, he actually seems to be near death.

But the diversity-choir fixes everything with a cup of coffee?

I will never. Ever. Buy Folgers again. They used to make very family-supporting and heartwarming ads. But this one mocks families while showing children who are disassociating from being "scarred" by further harming the already injured and suffering Father/Santa character.

Disgusting! This follows another Folgers ad where a young newlywed woman accidentally walks in on her father-in-law naked in the shower.

Sick fucks.

ohwell316 (5 points)

Black Rifle Coffee is the answer.

WinstonSmith1984 (3 points)

pretty much to most questions

O-Ther (5 points)

Even more reason to switch to Black Rifle Coffee Company https://youtu.be/LqqHEChH0Ec

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BiglyTrumper [S] (3 points)

They have the same parent company - Proctor and Gamble - and lost billions on the Gilette fiasco, so yeah I'm a little surprised they're trying to sneak in more "woke" messages for this brand too.

NPCs4Trump (3 points)

This is stupid, Folgers sucks...I will buy another brand because it leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I won’t fund it if I have a choice.

RIPIsaacKappy (2 points)

Covfefe coffee is pretty good

https://www.doyoucovfefe.com/

throwrightt (2 points)

Covefe coffee is way too expensive. I wish them the best, but no way am I shelling out $20 for one pound.