submitted by pattrn
Some pedes sitting in the back with Corn Pop cereal boxes. I'm expecting great things.
(About 400 people here, in case anyone cares.)
Some pedes sitting in the back with Corn Pop cereal boxes. I'm expecting great things.
(About 400 people here, in case anyone cares.)
I wonder if they'll throw me out for dropping down into pushups mid-speech.
Probably but it will feel wonderful. Call him quid pro joe and tell him he needs a peloton. Then tell him hunter owes you money for crack and he knocked up your stripper cousin and will be using his tax returns to establish support payments.
Introduce yourself as corn pop.
Also, ask him if he’s perfected election fraud yet as he’s gonna need it because he couldn’t draw flies to a shit factory.