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sloppyjobmossad (12 points)

I’m sure the three people who still go to malls were greatly moved by their performance

Fullarr (10 points)

So dumb, just stand in line and feel dead INSIDE like a normal person

redis_help (6 points)

This cracked me up.

Couldbinseen (6 points)

Simple head commies think they dont have to work for free shit. Chumps.

nufosmatic (6 points)

Jeffrey Epstein just called me and said "they don't know what it's like to be really dead"...

BronzeSovereign (5 points)

They'll be actually dead from starvation if they manage to destroy consumerism.

Mad_Hattie (5 points)

How many of these morons got Iphones?

EPic (5 points)

100%. They are also going to Starbucks afterwards.

Tarded (4 points)

Damn. I wish this happened at my mall, I would have enjoyed stepping over these brainless idiots

ParrotLady4Trump (2 points)

I use a walker on bad days so they'd have to move the fuck out of my way.

mrevenhall (4 points)

Note to self. Keep a megaphone in the car for heckling purposes. Just stand over them loudly calling out the brand names on their clothing.

suzookus (1 point)

Parking and wackos like this is why I shop almost exclusively online.