894
Comments (72)
sorted by:
25
djentropyhardcore 25 points ago

But Butter likes NASCAR and sweet potatoes!

20
Siteless_Vagrant [S] 20 points ago

Which is why I voted for Bread. Sweet potato fries are creepy and weird. If sweet potato fries could vote, they'd probably vote for Hillary! Never trust a sweet potato!

12
menardo3 12 points ago (edited)

This might be one of the few things on here I will respectfully disagree with :/ (sweet potatoes, not bread. GO BREAD!)

9
TinyOxKing 9 points ago

I don't know, I am leaning more toward violently disagree with. >:-(

13
unspecified_user 13 points ago (edited)

"...It wasn't long after that, what later became know as The Great Sweet Potato Fries Rift of 2019-20 tore apart the Trump base. Bitter infighting continued, and continued to escalate, growing more heated by the day. The 2020 2020 Republican National Convention has since come to be regarded as the darkest day in the history of American politics, if not history, when the Pro and Anti sides of the issue erupted into a massive, bloody riot on the convention floor. Later analysis concluded that this day surpassed the Civil War Battle of Antietam as the bloodiest day in American history..."

4
Siteless_Vagrant [S] 4 points ago

WAIT! u/Royallypede may have devised a compromise that could save us all from needless bloodshed! http://magaimg.net/img/9rnl.jpg

2
djentropyhardcore 2 points ago

Now I'm hungry.

9
Shadowman3001 9 points ago

Sweet vegetable? Suspect.

6
JarretGax 6 points ago

Doubt.

3
FluffiPuff 3 points ago

DEPORT

4
djentropyhardcore 4 points ago

MUH CANDIED YAMSSSSSSSSSSSSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeee

4
deleted 4 points ago (edited)
1
djentropyhardcore 1 point ago

I made candied yams this year. They came out pretty good. Yams (fresh, boiled and mashed up thick and chunky with the skin removed by hand AFTER boiling), with a syrup made out of brown sugar, nutmeg, and cinnamon coke; and marshmallows cooked until melted in a 11x9 disposable aluminum baking pan/dish. Everyone loved them!

4
ds420 4 points ago

Agreed sweet potato fries are an abomination.

3
FluffiPuff 3 points ago

I make them the RIGHT way... Very thin, crispy, golden brown, and covered in salt.

You will LOVE my Sweet Potato Fries

3
Siteless_Vagrant [S] 3 points ago

That sounds more like sweet potato chips... WHO SENT YOU??!!

3
deleted 3 points ago
3
FluffiPuff 3 points ago (edited)

>depraved

I am wearing a soft, vintage cotton bib apron with a big bow in back

I bathe the sweer potatoes in soapy water and scrub them

I cut them slowly, perfect little twigs of goodness, and they bubble up all crispy and sweet

I slather them with Honey BBQ sauce

Then I eat them

mmmmmm

16
nero2003 16 points ago

Pardon both. The FISA evidence against them is falsified!!!!

14
deleted 14 points ago
7
Siteless_Vagrant [S] 7 points ago

Got one better for you http://magaimg.net/img/9rln.jpg

5
DivvyDivet 5 points ago

Muh popular vote. Because the left can't accept that they lost. But they don't understand why the electoral college is important.

7
Jadae 7 points ago

I'd lose my shit if they had an EC for pardoning turkeys.

12
Shadowman3001 12 points ago

Bread is clearly the better bird.

8
deleted 8 points ago
4
Shadowman3001 4 points ago

The devs are still deciding how they want to go about bringing in more devs, but email received!

1
deleted 1 point ago
3
Toughsky_Shitsky 3 points ago

Top dev prospect clears vetting by username alone.

2
deleted 2 points ago
3
Toughsky_Shitsky 3 points ago (edited)

Bread is better than Butter?

Where were you raised?

11
MagaMan1776 11 points ago

HERE WE GO BRE-EAD HERE WE GO!

9
CmonPeopleGetReal 9 points ago

WTF NASCAR > College Basketball

9
Shadowman3001 9 points ago

[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

4
RiverFenix 4 points ago

[USER WAS INSTANTLY BANNED FOR THIS POST]

2
Gobberwarts 2 points ago

[USER WAS BANNED BEFORE HE EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT MAKING THIS POST]

2
SteelDriver 2 points ago (edited)

Blesphamy. However, I may be unfairly biased as I'm from Indiana (but I'm a "cultured" ̶H̶o̶o̶s̶i̶e̶r̶ Boilermaker, since I went to Purdue :D).

9
executealldemocrats 9 points ago

DO NOT VOTE!!! NO PARDONS!!! IT'S TIME TO PROSECUTE E V E R Y O N E.

If I were president I'd go into this event with the cameras rolling, then flip my shit and tell the press cockroaches there will be NO PARDONS under my administration and that 60% of the Congress is under arrest, several States are locked out of the Congress, and those states are now divided into five military districts under Federal control and their legislatures are disbanded until they are to be Reconstructed. In the meantime, what remains of the Congress will pass Constitutional amendments and repeal some existing. Then I would draw a cleaver and give turk the old Allahu Akbar treatment. On live TV.

NO PARDONS

3
deleted 3 points ago
7
LittleBlackKat 7 points ago

FreeBread

6
SteelyDan4MAGA 6 points ago

Bagpipes? No thanks. I'm saving Bread, who has the better taste in music.

6
Toughsky_Shitsky 6 points ago (edited)

You are all crazy if you think that I'm gonna vote against Butter ... for anything.

Butter Forever!

mmmmm, Butter ...

7
einexile 7 points ago

This right here. The same people who sold us the Clintons spent the better part of the 1990s making America sick and fat by convincing everyone who would listen that dairy will kill you: c'mon everybody gather 'round, clap your hands and let's all have some margarine!

4
Toughsky_Shitsky 4 points ago (edited)

No margarine here.

"But as for me and my house, we will serve Butter." ~ Kekua 24:15

3
deleted 3 points ago
5
The_Litehaus_Abides 5 points ago

Ok. Voted!

5
BTFO 5 points ago

Bread’sLifeMatters

PardonBread

4
nero2003 4 points ago

Turkey lives matter!!

4
CIAisPozzed 4 points ago

"The “Presidential Flock” is raised much in the same way as turkeys marketed for U.S. customers—protected from weather extremes and predators in a barn, free to strut about with constant access to water and a feed mix of corn and soybeans."

Does soy-filled anything deserve saving?

3
flashersenpai 3 points ago

lel

4
TrumpFortyFive 4 points ago

DOH! I voted for butter. Sorry 'Pedes :(

4
unspecified_user 4 points ago

>LESS THAN 15 MINUTES TO DO YOUR PART

Hah, just as I brought up thedonald, this thread was on "submitted 16 minutes ago." Voted anyway, sorry if I let you down, Bread. Don't worry though, I have a feeling that both of you will be pardoned.

4
deleted 4 points ago
4
spezisthedevil 4 points ago

Bread has too many carbs. I voted Butter.

3
Toughsky_Shitsky 3 points ago

Butter comes from tasty cows .. dual use amimals.

Butter!

4
mikeroolz 4 points ago

Pardon them both. :(

8
executealldemocrats 8 points ago

Pardon Neither. It's time to get serious about executions. You pardon one turkey, and suddenly Adam Schiff wants a pardon and Ilhan Omar, and HILLDAWG.

No pardons.

3
pc4unme 3 points ago

Save BREAD! He is 45 lbs, (Trump45!)

>Weighting in at 45 lbs, bread loves Cheerwine, bluegrass music and college basketball.

3
Royallypede 3 points ago

Cook 'em both and serve them to Conan!

3
2Guns1ForEachofYa 3 points ago

I can't believe it's not butter.

3
YDS2016 3 points ago

Should have named them Stone and Flynn and pardoned them both.

3
josiborg 3 points ago

Roger Stone is the jive turkey that needs pardoned here

3
blumenkraft 3 points ago

The level of trolling about House Democrats and 9th Circuit is supreme.

3
ds420 3 points ago

Feed both to the needy IMO they both look delicious.

2
Don-O-Mite 2 points ago

Bread is toast...

2
MBKUltra 2 points ago

Bread, thanks Baker!

2
magabirdlady 2 points ago

Did I miss it?

2
AtRealDonaldTrumpFan 2 points ago

What happens to the loser?

1
Siteless_Vagrant [S] 1 point ago

He gets pardoned off cam.

2
pedeypete 2 points ago

ITS OKAY TO BE A TURKEY

2
JoePCool14 2 points ago (edited)

Too late, already voted for Butter. ¯\...(ツ).../¯

2
Licensetomeme 2 points ago

I love everything about this. Turkeys are adorable, ugly things. I'd have one as a pet if I could.

2
TheClassicalLiberal 2 points ago

Am I cruel? Fukin eat them both. :)

2
FluffiPuff 2 points ago (edited)

Pardon BOTH!! I love Bread and Butter but I also love Sweer Potato

and it shows...

2
BrokenLeftEar 2 points ago

Can’t wait for these birds to join Peas and Carrots here at Virginia Tech!

2
deleted 2 points ago
1
Siteless_Vagrant [S] 1 point ago

OOOOHHHHH NOOOO! BREAD!!!!

0
deleted 0 points ago
0
deleted 0 points ago (edited)