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<----- Petition to send Eric Swallwell new underwear for Christmas đź’Ż SHITPOST đź’Ż
submitted by spezisthedevil

We sent tons of salt to the NYT. Why not send Eric Swallwell a case of new drawers. Everyone knows he needs them. Especially Chris Matthews. Adam Schiff said Swallwell prefers tighty-whities to boxer-briefs.

We sent tons of salt to the NYT. Why not send Eric Swallwell a case of new drawers. Everyone knows he needs them. Especially Chris Matthews. Adam Schiff said Swallwell prefers tighty-whities to boxer-briefs.
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– menardo3 (6 points)

His TDS was leaking out of his ass :/

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– aloch (6 points)

No need for a petition. Anybody/everybody can send Eric some new underwear for Christmas:

Eric Swalwell 407 Cannon House Office Building Washington, DC 20515

Or

Eric Swalwell 3615 Castro Valley Blvd Castro Valley, CA 94546

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– grenades_and_ham (5 points)

Assless Chaps.

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– rageous (4 points)

Brown streaks for life!

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– MAGAparty2020 (4 points)

I think a box of Depends would be better.

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– Marble68 (3 points)

How about adult diapers?

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– NotSpyRussian (3 points)

Poor guy, he thought he was getting a good deal on Trump’s book on the Wish app but he actually got “Shart of the Deal” :-(

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