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Trumperette1 364 points ago +366 / -2

Best letter I've read in a long time. Bless you, Ted.

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Ithrowawaay 151 points ago +151 / -0

Based Motor City Madman

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paynet 111 points ago +111 / -0

I wrote Biden's tombstone, see if you like it -

"JOSEPH ROBINETTE BIDEN JR. - ATTEMPTED TO NULLIFY AMERICA'S MOST SACRED PRACTICE: "1 PERSON, 1 VOTE". THEN DIRECTED AMERICANS TO RETURN PEACEFULLY TO HIM, LIKE SHEEP TO A SHEPHERD. MAY HE FOREVER BE SCORNED, AND SERVE AS AN EXAMPLE OF AMERICANS' RESOLVE TO REJECT ANY DECEITFUL MASTERS OF THEIR FATE."

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Please_Clap 83 points ago +85 / -2 (edited)

It is because of the Main Stream Media that any single thing Ted listed could be accomplished. THEY ARE TRULY THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE. NEVER FORGET THIS!!

IT IS 100% THE MSM THAT HAS CONDUCTED THIS RAID ON AMERICAN SOVREIGNTY!

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Marshall 9 points ago +9 / -0

FREEZE their ASSets until the SSSLLLLOOOOOWWWWWWW justice system can get to trial and endless appeals.

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deleted -21 points ago +1 / -22
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PikachuJohnson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Commie shill bot right here. DEPORT!

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AOCs_tits 4 points ago +4 / -0

MSM is Operation Mockingbird is CIA is stuffed with commies and people who believe they are the rightful rulers of the citizenry due to their SAT scores and degrees in circle-jerking with their closeted fellow Yalies. They should be dissolved.

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TangerineShine 25 points ago +25 / -0

Then an arrow pointing towards the grounds with the words “shit here”

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gabesol3 17 points ago +17 / -0

Press "P" for piss.

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King 4 points ago +4 / -0 (edited)

inb4 muh kid rock is cia

*meant ted nugent, but whats the difference

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DrBJTester 8 points ago +8 / -0

He cheated and stole like a Biden

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Stylishman 2 points ago +2 / -0

He should not be allowed a tombstone, nor a funeral.

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unblindmind 53 points ago +53 / -0

I remember when my President Trump exposed your fraud for the corruption it is.

I remember when my President Trump burned down the fictional Office of the President Elect and jailed you for treason, along with the rest of your puppet show.

I remember when your false influencers in the media and big tech had all of their assets seized and went bankrupt.

I remember when America was made great again forever!!!

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe Biden is the Dwight Shrute of this election! He has his Office of the President Elect. 😂

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PikachuJohnson 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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PosterIsDead 17 points ago +17 / -0

There's hope for tomorrow. . . . if we wake up today.

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MAGA_JUICE 29 points ago +30 / -1

The ending sucked balls because he seemed to be accepting the steal. The distraction from the steal bugs me.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 20 points ago +20 / -0

I would say it doesn't really state that. Can it be read that way? Sure. Try reading it again, to see if it can be read defiant of the MSM spin. I declare that it can.

I'm not saying Ted deliberately put that double entendre into it, but music is known to do that, especially from his era

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projectarcturus1 10 points ago +10 / -0

Same here. Trying to steal is more accurate. Biden is not president or president elect.

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MAGA_JUICE 5 points ago +5 / -0

Agree

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DocOne 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't see it

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MAGA_JUICE 5 points ago +5 / -0

Near the end he implies it.

This Tump supporter will be giving you the same respect you gave Trump

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Im_Not_Rattled 3 points ago +3 / -0

Perhaps if he said "...will be giving your party the same respect..." instead, it would have given it more impact and not give it a possible defeatist implication.

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MAGA_JUICE 1 point ago +1 / -0

He is still treating them as in position of authority or control when you encompass the whole message. Ted has already given up. The tongue and mind is a powerful thing.

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MuricanaBanana 1 point ago +3 / -2

Ya somebody tell him to edit that but it really kills it

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SuperSaiyan45Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's what I noticed too.

Has he not heard Sidney Powell's accusations?

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MAGA_JUICE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah he is a distraction

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pizzakek 0 points ago +1 / -1

Well he doesn't distract from it.

It seems more about him being brainwashed by medias atleast in a sense that he already accepted they can declare reality.

More sadness than mislead

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck the Democrat.

It must be ground into a fine powder, and scattered into the wind.

All traitors must be executed.

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Anaconda 2 points ago +3 / -1

it's still kinda cucked though because ted is semi-LARPing as someone who believes in the 'joe will be president' crap

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I especially love the ending!

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MDKthe6th 82 points ago +83 / -1

So much this... 4 years in the waiting

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ClownTamer 23 points ago +30 / -7

I’m still confident in Trump pulling through. Even if we didn’t, however, that’s probably going to be worse for the left. I don’t think they realize the complete financial and institutional destruction that’s going to come there way, and all without a single shot being fired or bomb going off. Facebook suddenly losing half its users. Twitter being left to eat itself alive. MSM, including Fox, having ratings tank so much advertisers abandon it. Hollywood? Yeah, that was cute, not paying for it anymore. Oh, your business is a strong supporter of BLM? We’ll be taking our business elsewhere. Made in China? Made a bad choice, not buying it. Another lockdown, you say? Yeah, have fun with that. Lockdown these nuts. Taxes going up 20% to fund underwater basket weaving? Good thing I’m not paying that extra money. Guns are banned and you want mine? Drat! Boating accident, lost them all. Unless you want to take them from my cold dead hands.

Putting aside Trump starting his own news network that’s 24/7 red pill attacks and leaks against the media and Biden, the future for the left if Biden is allowed to fraudulently steal the election is them cowering in fear at home under lockdowns and larping with masks indefinitely as most people producing any value in the US go their own way and leave them to die.

The left would do well to pray that Trump prevails. They will not like the lives they lead without us.

“BUT WE OWN FACEBOOK AND GOOGLE AND CNN! YOU NEED US!!”

We don’t need Facebook and Google and CNN.

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MuricanaBanana 21 points ago +22 / -1

Downvoted for this lame shit. If they try to steal the presidency, it’s asymmetric warfare or complete resistance like they’re doing in Bolivia right now. You don’t play ball. You stop trucking food into their cities. You turn out the lights. You don’t just delete your twitter ffs.

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APlaceInTheSun 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yep, you can't have even a fraction of the 70 million American's who voted for Trump to think this wasn't on the level. Unless there is a compete audit/recount of every race that used Dominion things will get ugly fast.

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ClownTamer 6 points ago +7 / -1

That’s entirely in line with what I just said. I think you’re just looking for a more bombastic way of putting it. It’s not like we’re going to go around shooting people. It’d be easy to just financially stonewall them, as well as with resources and all else. It’ll suck for me since I’m knee deep in the Bay but I’d support it.

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MuricanaBanana 5 points ago +5 / -0

I dunno, it seemed like you were calling for a weak ass boycott on Starbucks

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ClownTamer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not my intention. Refusing to do business with them is denying them all supplies and resources. We can’t really turn their power off in most cases because I’m not sure who owns that or how that’d work, but it’d be easy to do everything else. Especially if truckers are on our side. Stop shipping to leftist places and watch them all eat each other alive.

Personally I already boycott as much as I can, though I’m in the Bay so that’s harder in some cases because it’s not like there’s a based grocery store out here.

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kyblugrass 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shutting off power is just using sufficient quantities of Thermite in strategic places. Truckers are bit more interesting. The one that are Americans are usually on are side. But in recent years, there's been big push of immigrants into truck driving jobs, usually seemed like over the road deliveries. Biggest thing will be stopping leftist from filling essential positions with desperate people willing to work for cheap, at least in the short term part of a conflict.

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ClownTamer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha, I guess there’s that. Here in CA it wouldn’t take much considering a stray branch can knock it all out.

Blockading a road could get around the trucker problem, though that has obvious downsides. I imagine most, if not all, farmers are more based, which should make at least shipping essential supplies like food easy enough to stop. Instead of learn to code, we’ll say learn to farm.

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Chuj 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think it will start with a tax revolt. Huge tax increases to pay for illegals, etc will push even apolitical folk to be pissed off. When the majority disapproves of the government, it takes only 3% to actually fight.

With 71-80 million Trump voters pissed off, all it will take us some outrageous leftist policy to light the fuse. It will not be immediate, but within 18 months I expect

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MuricanaBanana 1 point ago +1 / -0

It should be the outrage of the election being stolen on Dec 14 that lights the fuse but I guess we’ll see.

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Chuj 2 points ago +2 / -0

The apolitical center does not care. They WILL care once they are pinched by some horrible lefty policy - then their understanding of these steal will enable them to join a movement to cast out the thief

With right + center (apolitical) = left defeated in civil war 2.0

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PhDs_to_MAGA2 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is correct. You start with choking the cities and docks.

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Dr0neRec0very 56 points ago +58 / -2

The crooked, communist-controlled FBI and the feckless DOJ will do nothing about Joe or Hunter.

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marishiten 13 points ago +15 / -2

No matter what, Joe will be gone soon. I don't think he'll live 2 more years. Or at least not be bedridden. His faculties are rapidly shutting down.

Hunter is can of fun. Let's say that Biden steals it. You really think the Democrats are going to let Hunter just run around getting high? You know what high people do? They talk. They get in debt. They make deals. And dealers would be real keen on getting him under their thumb. Addicts get real reckless. Hunter is the kind of dude that HAS to be high. He has to be. He's not clean. I don't give a shit what he says. He's still fucked up on coke. I know what it looks like. I know how people act on it. The chances of making Hunter go away aka dying from COVID or a heart attack, is high. Biden won't allow his loser kid get in the way of his ambition.

Let's say that Biden doesn't steal the election. Hunter is a wash out. Biden is going to blame Hunter in part for it. Because Biden can't blame himself. To Biden, he's perfect and does no wrong. Hunter binges, and now that he's a threat to Biden by spilling/talking especially since Biden can't make those sex assault pictures grow legs and walk off (you put the screws to Hunter, he's going to crack. Just like the crack he smokes), he just goes away. Like, poof. He's just gone. Never heard from again. Because he's at the bottom of the Hudson river.

No matter what, this doesn't end well for our boy Hunter.

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Dr0neRec0very 7 points ago +11 / -4

Yea, Hunter is definitely still using drugs. No rational adult bought that coming from career-long liar and dear-ol'dad Joe when he repeatedly made the claim. Hunter is a train-wreck. However, Biden is too old to care about the consequences of Hunter's lifestyle. He's expiring already.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 11 points ago +11 / -0

What do we do about their crookedness, communism, and feckles?

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DystopianDoubleThink 5 points ago +6 / -1

Trust the plan. /s ;)

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +4 / -1

My sides!

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Shaffro 45 points ago +46 / -1

Well said, Ted!

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HadEnoughInCA 19 points ago +19 / -0

This must have really pissed off Joe's social media guy.

I am 100% certain Joe doesn't go on Twitter, and probably doesn't even know Twitter exists.

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hillaryprison 14 points ago +14 / -0

Joe barely exists himself. I don't think he'll even be alive in 4 years. After his 2nd brain surgery he didn't expect to live through those and said himself he didn't expect to be alive today. He really is senile with dementia and will not last much longer. The whole election is a sham.

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lovemylibs 39 points ago +39 / -0

This is like a Journey to the Center of My Mind.

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thealexpkeaton 9 points ago +9 / -0

Right?

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ChrisSuperDude 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don't know if it's a journey to the center of the mind per say, I'd say it's more of a verbal Free For All, because for the past 3 weeks, the Democrats have placed a Stranglehold on America and her people. Quite frankly I am an Angry Young Man with a Bad Reputation who is sick of having to sort through A Thousand Knives to find a solution. I Want To Tell You that a Civil War in this Motor City Madhouse is avoidable but I think it's time we put the Hammderdown, say Don't Tread on Me, and go Stormtroopin'. If the time comes for me to act on this Dog Eat Dog world, all I can pray is that as a North Dakotan, The Great White Buffalo will aide me in battle against these Street Rats.

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lovemylibs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pretend your face is a Maserati.

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BulletsForTeeth 26 points ago +27 / -1

THE NUGE HAS SPOKEN!

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RexCollumSilvarum 2 points ago +2 / -0

NUGE = YUGE

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Kucherov 22 points ago +23 / -1

This is fucking fire. Fuck Joe Biden and the democrats.

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DutchDonFan 20 points ago +21 / -1

Based Ted!

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Rumble 17 points ago +18 / -1

BASED!

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Ichabod 15 points ago +15 / -0

Prison joe can have unity in cell with his rino co-conspirators and the whole of the DNC.

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LeftistsAreInsane 12 points ago +12 / -0

We'll keep Ted.

Australia, China, or whoever the fuck else can have Bruce Springsteen, U2, REM, Bon Jovi and the rest of the anti-American fucknuts.

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FelixtheMan 12 points ago +12 / -0

Damn thats like a page long version of a James Woods tweet!!! Fuck yeah Ted!!

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Billygoat65 11 points ago +11 / -0

Rock on!!!

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Desktop 10 points ago +10 / -0

Pure poetry.

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Hammerhawk 10 points ago +11 / -1

FREE BASED TED

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uglybugs 10 points ago +10 / -0

☐ Not REKT

☑ REKT

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stranglerekt

Cat Scratch Feverekt

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uglybugs 5 points ago +5 / -0

trebuchrekt

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TheWilderness 9 points ago +9 / -0

thems a fightin words

Motor City Madman!

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VikingBerserker 9 points ago +9 / -0

I slammed a beer after reading that. Well said, Ted.

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Ithrowawaay 6 points ago +7 / -1

Now go hunt some shit

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Romanfun61 9 points ago +10 / -1

Ted Nugent is Big Dick Energy and you won't know where the shots came from because he uses bow and arrow as Preferred Choice

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GBA4ever 9 points ago +9 / -0

I support this message. Thank you, Ted.

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Trump-Train 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fuck off and Die is the new hotness I've been using with lefties since election day

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thealexpkeaton 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nugent cracking skulls

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Modus_Pwninz 8 points ago +9 / -1

Uncle Ted is my favorite uncle.

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Registered 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wango Trumpo!!!

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Deplorablechump1213 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is a rare type of spice right here!

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BasteSpuds 7 points ago +7 / -0

Baste

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LegalBallotsONLY 7 points ago +7 / -0

See now he's making it sound like Trump is in the revenge business and this is all payback. Trump soars way above all of that nonsense. This is about law and order. If he's not able to prove any fraud or change the election out come you can be sure he will concede graciously and transfer power. But we're not there yet.

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SunnyDisposition 7 points ago +7 / -0

They will corrupt any intention of Trumps. They were already prepping people to see him fighting corruption as a steal.

No, this was Ted vocalizing why we could give a rat's butt about their unity.

Sometimes true justice just happens to produce some revenge along the way.

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LegalBallotsONLY 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well if Biden came up short on election night and was trying to fight the outcome we'd call it a steal too. I know I would.

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Chuj 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump would be magnanimous

Trump supporters? Not so much

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fadedxlich 7 points ago +7 / -0

Holy shit. I love it.

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Forloveofcountry 7 points ago +7 / -0

WANGO TANGO BITCHES!!

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jennyfrutex 7 points ago +7 / -0

Absolutely fucking nailed it!!

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DaddySmooth 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cat. Scratch. Fever!

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Anyslogan2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Motor City Madman strikes!

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Illuminaughtie 5 points ago +5 / -0

this post gives me cat scratch fever and makes me want to become a weekend warrior

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magnokor 5 points ago +5 / -0

That was wonderful.

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 5 points ago +5 / -0

Been a fan since 1976. Ted is always right.

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YUNG_GUAC 5 points ago +6 / -1

Fuckin'-A Ted! Love this patriot, he's always had our President's back.

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MakeLeftistsCryAgain 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well said, but Biden will never become president with all the election fraud that is being uncovered.

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LOLFuckReddit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Those are fighting words

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don_piledrive_hilary 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank you, Ted, very cool!

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Tranny_Fluid 4 points ago +4 / -0

Someone here has access to the nuge, tell him to hold the line!

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ATXCURT 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's clearly an American treasure.

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ConservativeHippie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dang that was so spot on!

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Thedon202024 4 points ago +4 / -0

The only problem I have with this it suggests Biden will get near the White House. He won’t. Otherwise spot on.

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RedDead73 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gotta love Uncle Ted!

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NewUser1758 4 points ago +4 / -0

We will never unify with democrats or the establishment republicans ever again, the oligarchs in the uniparty can die and burn in hell for their sins

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GEOTUS88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Psalm 46:1-3

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Dead_Samaritan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly.

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Po0P_doLLa 4 points ago +4 / -0

Terrible Ted!

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Pederella 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn straight. Fuckers don't want unity. They want SUBMISSION. 🖕🖕

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Chuj 1 point ago +1 / -0

Makes sense to them: work is freedom, submission is unity...

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paradox87 3 points ago +3 / -0

based as fuck

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RedditSucksChinaPoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am old enough to remember when Ted gave Rush Limbaugh a nice mount and it was on his TV show (early 90s!) and Rush called it 'the nuge'!