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Anaconda 245 points ago +249 / -4

LMAO. she really did cosplay as aeris didn't she?

tifa is the best girl, btw

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svlem 133 points ago +135 / -2

WTF i thought anaconda was a boomer

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Barack-Obama2 101 points ago +101 / -0

mind is completely blown right now

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 61 points ago +63 / -2

I thought Big Mike blew out your anus also, no?

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ObamasLooseButthole 45 points ago +45 / -0

You know he did.

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GunsWithGooglyEyes 30 points ago +30 / -0

Name Checks Out™

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LoneStarDangler 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't klick, deport

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Aristones 44 points ago +44 / -0

FF is late gen x

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prayinpede 22 points ago +22 / -0

And early millennial

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Seabring 28 points ago +28 / -0

Those of us millennials that actually have fucking brains anyway.

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ProdigalSon1997 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was born in 1997. Can confirm that I have a brain & that I fondly remember my childhood in the 2000s

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Monzie 11 points ago +11 / -0

If you started on FF1 like I did as a kid, early Gen X!

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Warboss_Squee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Still my favorite.

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JenovasWitness 2 points ago +2 / -0

or your older brother was Gen X and had a nice collection of games

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Had to check just how new your account actually was.

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BurnedExperiment 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lmao same here. I could totally see him shout "get the fuck off my lawn", running after the hapless intruders in his skivvies and a 12 ga. shotgun.

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svlem 3 points ago +3 / -0

kek

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NADSAQ 8 points ago +9 / -1

#metoo

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peltast 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now he has his revenge.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 73 points ago +74 / -1

I played the original FF7 back in the 90s.

Tifa was the first video game character to give me a boner.

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TexasPiper 36 points ago +37 / -1

Lara Croft

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ShartMaster 27 points ago +28 / -1

Triangle boobs, FTW!

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HumanSomewhere 22 points ago +22 / -0

Me, to wife: Can you try looking more....polygonal?

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Deemike 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just extra perky

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 13 points ago +13 / -0

There was that rumor of the nude code for Tomb Raider. An urban legend.

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TexasPiper 9 points ago +9 / -0

I remember that

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BuckMelanoma 8 points ago +8 / -0

Also the rumor of Nudalities in MK3 since the Sonya Blade model had been in Playboy.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 7 points ago +7 / -0

I remember that urban legend. And there were actually some modders who made a nude mod for the PC version of Tomb Raider.

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Snipthetipandsip 4 points ago +4 / -0

Capcom did a great job in Marvel vs Capcom 2...

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Hardb0dy 17 points ago +17 / -0

Claire. Claire Redfield. I'm looking for my brother Chris.

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inspir3dgenius 9 points ago +9 / -0

Only the real ones know

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Fauxcahantos 3 points ago +4 / -1

Code Veronica! They need a remake 🙏🙏📿🤲🙏🙏

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Aaroncls 1 point ago +1 / -0

the Redfield bloodline must continue, Leon you in? - Chris Redfield

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LiberalismIsTheVirus 9 points ago +9 / -0

You're definitely a coomer

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inspir3dgenius 6 points ago +6 / -0

Coomer? Nah he's in the Clinton Protection Program until it's his time to be disappeared when his ANTIFA ties become too big to ignore.

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4more [S] 38 points ago +40 / -2

I think she's more of a tifa myself

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1776ThereIsaidIt 24 points ago +24 / -0

Aunt Tifa.

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OfficerNasty 21 points ago +22 / -1

Barret best date

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 7 points ago +7 / -0

Degenerate

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OfficerNasty 4 points ago +4 / -0

I pity the foo

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KevO4444 7 points ago +7 / -0

True fan right here.

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Morris_The_Grey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cloud x Barret foevah baby!

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LIBERTIES_RAGE 8 points ago +8 / -0

100%

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KatrinaVonHurricane 79 points ago +82 / -3

Joe Bidenroth comes out of nowhere and impales her with his big sniffer.

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Lu-Bu 58 points ago +58 / -0

You ain't Black Materia!

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AmberWaves 15 points ago +15 / -0

OMG, I cannot unsee that sentence. How do you delete someone elses comment, urk!

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4more [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don't let your memes become dreams. https://thedonald.win/p/11QRotwZVA/

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inspir3dgenius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just needs Kamala as a choke-n-blow. She loved to be ridden and I hear she consumes the Greens.

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flatdarkearth 42 points ago +42 / -0

Why are conservative reporters the hottest?

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LoneStarDangler 61 points ago +61 / -0

No penis

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Trump-For-Life 25 points ago +25 / -0

Because our reporters are actually people?

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JwPATX 10 points ago +10 / -0

On a related point, I never understood why anyone would want to read The Lusty Argonian Maid. Lizards are gross.

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NeoDragoon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hey now, Zuck the Cuck has just as much of a right to live as the rest of us.

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CrankHandler1991 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait until one polishes your spear

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Metalhead_Gamer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Optimized with better graphics. None are NPCs.

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niconicoreeee 42 points ago +43 / -1

Let's see we got a maga lion, aerith (chanel), barron, clarence thomas and ivanka (she dyed her hair black)

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Whistleblowme 23 points ago +24 / -1

I'd say Red is instead Conan, one Al-Baghdadi destroying good boy.

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buckeyebased1966 31 points ago +34 / -3

Good God you're right.

(I'm married...I'm married...I'm married...)

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The_RedWolf 7 points ago +7 / -0

🎶 “you can look but you can’t touch!” 🎶

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buckeyebased1966 6 points ago +6 / -0

They tried telling Joe that but it didn't take.

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JiggsawCalrissian 23 points ago +32 / -9

Off topic but damn that was a good game

I liked Abby from tlou2s cameo as the wall market gym leader

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Harambe 52 points ago +55 / -3

downvoting for TLOU2. Fuck that game.

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Freedomandliberty20 8 points ago +9 / -1

I think the gameplay was top notch, but the story was horrible.

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ChrisSuperDude 22 points ago +22 / -0 (edited)

My biggest gripe with TLOU2 wasn’t the story or gameplay, it was more how Naughty Dog acted like complete and utter buttfucking fags at the slightest hint of criticism for it. I didn’t play the first game until last year and thought it was pretty good so I didn’t have as big of a connection to the series as other players but had TLOU2 just simply sucked and Naughty Dog said “hey we fucked up, we’re sorry” I would’ve considered buying it when it gets really cheap.

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Freedomandliberty20 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah that’s definitely fair. They got full of themselves after getting almost non stop praise for a decade.

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MAGASpaceCat 12 points ago +12 / -0

TLOU2 has easily the worst narrative and directing of any game I have ever played. Truly a masterpiece of pure and refined shit.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sounds like the second Star Wars sequel, which will forever go down as the day I quit Hollywood forever.

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Fffffffff 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should have quit 42 years ago. Star wars ripped of Lord of the rings

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Aaroncls 1 point ago +1 / -0

nah game itself was great, but deserved all the lashback it garnered. Wokest of the woke

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Chickenbaconpoutine 7 points ago +7 / -0

tranny buttsex woo

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Metalhead_Gamer 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have no desire to play that game. Nor do I game on Playstation.

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MegoThor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same.

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JiggsawCalrissian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol not even mad

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christianknight 13 points ago +13 / -0

tlou2....made by bolsheviks

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4more [S] 10 points ago +11 / -1

I enjoyed it too.

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theKeyInSilence 6 points ago +9 / -3

Best game this year, they really surprised me with how well it was done. Sucks that it'll be multiple parts and finish in like 10 years but if the rest is as good, I won't mind

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 6 points ago +6 / -0

Imagine buying a BLMPS5

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kag2044 5 points ago +6 / -1

Cuckstation5

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Sleepyboy14 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kainé > Abby

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HiddenDekuScrub 16 points ago +16 / -0

She really does dress like a JRPG character. At least it's not just me!

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3inch_Thunder 7 points ago +7 / -0

Chanel gives me pokemon trainer vibes.

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Gambit11 14 points ago +14 / -0

Aeris!!

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JackIsALarp 9 points ago +9 / -0

aka Japanese Jesus lol

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Gambit11 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol.

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DarkoPolo 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hnnnnnnggggggggg

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skf93 13 points ago +13 / -0

There is no way she would hang out with these eco terrorists! JK 😆

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RedRaven 12 points ago +12 / -0

Accidental Aerith. I dig it.

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Siteless_Vagrant 11 points ago +11 / -0

She knows what she's doing.

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Jonny 11 points ago +11 / -0

As someone who doesn't understand the reference, can i see the original?

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GODwins76 17 points ago +17 / -0

That is the original

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Jonny 9 points ago +9 / -0

nice

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PoppinKREAM 10 points ago +10 / -0

She's such a babe.

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Numaeus 9 points ago +9 / -0

Biden's "victory" is the real final fantasy for the Democrats.

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Turd_Master 7 points ago +7 / -0

That woman is mesmerizing.

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Tacsol5 1 point ago +2 / -1

I assume that's where the term "stunner" comes from. Like when a woman like her walks into the room you'll kinda forget what you're doing and creepily stare at her unaware that you're doing it.

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Turd_Master 2 points ago +3 / -1

I watch the OAN segments, but I can only concentrate for about 5 seconds.

I just find myself imagining me and her being married, and us together on a rowing boat in a lake, while I serenade her with beautiful love songs.

But I'm probably a misogynist, or something.

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Tacsol5 1 point ago +2 / -1

Lol, I can see it.

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ICantREEEE 6 points ago +9 / -3

She's my final fantasy too... As soon as I am done thinking about baseball. Upvote if you get it 😄

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Deemike 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don’t get it. But I want too. Please elaborate.

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ICantREEEE 6 points ago +7 / -1

Probably revealing my age, but the old joke is about lasting longer in bed by thinking about baseball (as a stall tactic for cooming...)

So the reverse is, when you're ready, you would just... You know. Change the uhhm 'Chanel' 🙃 Haha

Not my best joke, sorry everybody!

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AppealToHeaven1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

Aerith Dies!

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KevO4444 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dude!!! Spoilers bro. The game is only 23 years old.

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atomical 6 points ago +6 / -0

We need a gaming.win

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Andthen 6 points ago +6 / -0

How Tifa should've been.

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yurimodin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Brunette with YUGE Noelle Easton tits is the only way Tifa should be shown.

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Fffffffff 1 point ago +1 / -0

Theres a meme out there that tifa, rinoa, and Garnet all look like Camille Belle. Shes my pick

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based_illinoisan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol she does.

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TheJake 6 points ago +6 / -0

Damn, just had flashbacks

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Licensetomeme 5 points ago +5 / -0

Where is she? All I see are FF characters.....

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Forgototherpassword 4 points ago +4 / -0

Assassin's Creed would work too

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lifeisahologram 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol, it’s perfect. It’s like we always knew but never could actually know until you memed it up Lol

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Junkevil 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Aeris that doesn't die a dumb death.

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only reason anyone still thinks of Aeris.

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Mad_Hattie 4 points ago +4 / -0

The "Louis Lane" of 2020.

Manga, plz?

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amazinggrace 4 points ago +4 / -0

love this!

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dominion-bot 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOVE IT

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TheDespotofCartoons 3 points ago +3 / -0

Final Fantasy? She is the fantasy!

(sigh) Her husband is a lucky man...

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IncredibleMrE1 3 points ago +3 / -0

We have the best women!

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1andrac3 3 points ago +3 / -0

stop posting Chanel Rion pictures!! my gawd dam monitor keeps melting!! I'm on a 5th monitor this week!

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americandrunk 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's the boots. That long jacket short skirt and boots.

Yow.

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Eclypse3d 3 points ago +3 / -0

"What do you want, Trump?"

"What I want...is to sail the darkness of the cosmos with this stinking swamp as my vessel...just like my forefathers did long ago."

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Dirk_Diggler 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shall I give them despair?

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Eclypse3d 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I want them to beg for mercy."

Trump is a good Sephiroth. The Planet is America, and Shinra is the Deep State trying to milk America for all its worth.

Trump wants to bring America back to the way it was founded. No amount of oversized swords or big spiky hair is going to stop him!

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Coyote12 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why are conservative women always pretty?

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123breadman 1 point ago +1 / -0

They give a shit about their looks.

Kind of why Conservative men look like men and Conservative women look like women.

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Sun_Tzu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can someone please reach out to CarpeDonktum and have home rotoscope our based reporters in a FF fight!

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Destineed369 2 points ago +2 / -0

Almost has a revolution/George Washington look with the boots and jacket cloak thing tho. She’s awesome! Smart girl

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ca_logistician 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where is the original post about her? the one where a pede asked for a pirate hat to be placed on her head. there was a thread I wanted to read but my co-worker walked in and I had to close the browser (i live in the deeeeeeeep blue)

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, you mean they don't let you browse The Donald during work hours???

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ca_logistician 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol not in this deep blue city

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4more [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Click on the cog and then upvoted posts for a history of what you upvoted.

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ca_logistician 2 points ago +2 / -0

I didn't get a chance to upvote it, I usually say "tagged for later" or something similar but unfortunately, I wasn't logged in

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4more [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sucks that search doesn’t work

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ca_logistician 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ya, that was my first go to, then I realized it is borked so I posted here ;)

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Dirk_Diggler 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seth Rich is Zack.

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Lu-Bu 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jerry Nadler is Palmer

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Duderufuckinkidding 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nancy Pelosi is Scarlet

Edit: but ugly.

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catvideos3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tifa had bigger tits in the original.

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BottleGnome 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ending was next level trash

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Duderufuckinkidding 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fully agree. The original game story was what they should have stuck with. Thoroughly disappointed.

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Ed_Ward 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's it, I'm playing Final Fantasy now!

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nomac 2 points ago +2 / -0

She can summon me any day.

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Aaroncls 2 points ago +2 / -0

yeah but Sephiroth ain't taking this one

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frogman1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

There’s a song about liking a girl with a short skirt and loooooong jacket.

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levarrishawk 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would totally buy a flower from her.

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Sun_Tzu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can’t wait to see her limit break attack!

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BrotherAmerica 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does Chanel Rion actually like Final Fantasy (VII)? How completely can OAN dominate? It blows my mind!

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top_eagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Race: half-elf

Class: Interrogator of Truth

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123breadman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Race: Asian

Class: Hottie for Trump

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Ryoten 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd like to give her my buster sword.