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Magamom 138 points ago +139 / -1

Perfect. This is exactly what I feel about him.

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Ironmike119 30 points ago +30 / -0

There’s probably literal socialist governments that have a higher turnover rate than our “public servants”, at least the threat of palace coups and executions keeps everyone on their toes

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EqualityMatters 29 points ago +29 / -0

His best line in the movie: “I’m only a career politician, I can’t be expected to make decisions by myself”

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UNWhatArmy 4 points ago +4 / -0

"I'm only an elected official, I can't be expected to run things by myself!" I think that's what he says in this scene, it's been a long time since I last watched this movie...

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Okieshartpostdoke 107 points ago +108 / -1

Nightmare before christmas stickied on TD. This place so weird and I love it

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deleted 41 points ago +41 / -0
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-f-b-i- 32 points ago +36 / -4

So far, best day so far

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DarkestB4ThaDon 12 points ago +12 / -0

The best is yet to come

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HillarysStrapOn 5 points ago +5 / -0

And it’s only 0800 on the west coast. Lots of time for it to get even better.

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Okieshartpostdoke 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was that justlookatit dude taken care of? The one making threats?

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-f-b-i- -4 points ago +2 / -6

I'm not sure, was he deported?

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Okieshartpostdoke 3 points ago +3 / -0

Idk all his stuff is deleted now. Just worried he hasn't been reported for it

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-f-b-i- -4 points ago +1 / -5

I may have banned him then. I'll double check

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Okieshartpostdoke 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you. And pee pee poo poo to you

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Mr_Dr_Jullian_Dunbar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Until tomorrow

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Trumpette1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh dearest Jesus I am too, Lord deliver us from these monsters. Patriots, HOLD THE LINE 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Icestormborn 24 points ago +24 / -0

“I’m only an elected official I can’t make decisions by myself!!”

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33leggedpede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Laugh even harder at this scene every year.

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crowsfury 1 point ago +1 / -0

He is afraid that Abrams will run against him and beat him in 2022 if he opposes the Democrats too much. Kemp has been worried about his own re-election ever since he won narrowly in 2018.

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Knight1_of_Sunset 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sometimes we are weird, sometimes we are not.

But we are always 100% MAGA!

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sociopathix 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hoping this entire election process will be the Nightmare Before Christmas for the Dementia/Super Spreader ticket.

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GetCucked 3 points ago +3 / -0

im not weird, you're weird and I love you, you fucking gay faggot

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CovefefeREEEE 46 points ago +46 / -0

I have my doubts that his statement is nothing more than pandering. The Just The News article says that he is suggesting doing a sample audit to compare the signature on the ballot to the signature on the request for a mail in ballot. This could be an attempt to gloss over fraud. In many states, granny harvesting is rampant. What is that? It is when paid ballot harvesters make up phony voter registration requests for seniors over 90. In that case, the signatures on the registration form would match the signature on the ballot envelope. In order to be legit, ballots should be selected at random, from voters all over the state, with various ages and with various dates of voter registration; and then, the signature on the ballot should be compared with other state identification, such as ones drivers license. Sidney Powell does not trust Kemp, and neither do I.

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Lamech_Slade 22 points ago +22 / -0

Yep, he's "suggesting" a partial audit. They'll probably check ballots in heavy republican counties and say everything matches!

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NancysBarTab 9 points ago +9 / -0

they probably won't do shit. he knew this shit was political suicide this is an attempt not to become a pariah.

abrams will be our next governor and kemp rolled out the red carpet for her.

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Lamech_Slade 4 points ago +5 / -1

Sigh, I need to move to Florida

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Whirlybot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or maybe run for Governor of GA.

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Ghislaines_Ghost 15 points ago +16 / -1

All pandering.

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RedDuck 11 points ago +11 / -0

Of course it is, which is why he didn't say anything about it earlier. He and the rest of the Republican party should have been out front from the very beginning instead of staying quiet and making the real patriots gathering every Saturday look like loons.

But now he admits that maybe, just maybe, we should actually check the signatures on the mail in ballots after a razor thin election that involved a record number of mail in ballots and 12 fold decrease in the rejection rate.

These scumbags are fooling nobody!

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eplettner -7 points ago +1 / -8

Ok Doomer

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CovefefeREEEE 9 points ago +9 / -0

If you trust Kemp, you are a fool.

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eplettner 2 points ago +3 / -1

Trust Trump

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BabbleRabble 33 points ago +34 / -1

Heard in the Atlanta ballot counting rooms as pallets arrive: "What's this, what's this?!"

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33leggedpede 12 points ago +12 / -0

What's this? What's this? There's ballots everywhere~

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TerranGhost 6 points ago +6 / -0

What's this? It's "Biden" everywhere! What's this? I can't believe my eyes, dems must scheming! Wake up, Kemp, this isn't fair! WHAT! IS! THIS?!?

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aloeleaf 26 points ago +26 / -0

“Jack, please, I'm only an elected official here, I can't make decisions by myself!”

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durkadurka 5 points ago +5 / -0

@jack

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sadie322 21 points ago +21 / -0

The sad thing is that most Republicans in GA voted for him. We were worried that we would end up with Stacey Abrams, who wanted higher taxes, and make GA a sanctuary state.

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Bitemespez 19 points ago +19 / -0

True and it reflects that poison of our party system right now

Lion party arise

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novanleon 7 points ago +7 / -0

The only way to escape a two-party system is to change our voting system from a plurality-based system to an instant run-off or approval-based system. Unfortunately, I don’t see this happening since neither of the two dominant parties has any interest in letting this happen.

It’s like trying to get politicians to vote for term limits... it’s against their best interests regardless of whether it’s the will of the people or not.

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Bitemespez 2 points ago +2 / -0

That makes sense

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TypicalEd 7 points ago +8 / -1

Primary this mofo! Someone needs to see if someone with guts will do it.

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SpezTouchesKids 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not even a two-party system anymore, it's a globalist Uniparty with two speed settings.

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murph1953 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn't Stacey Abrams' defeat occur with those machines already installed? Imo, she knew. She's an Obama girl. So this time, they did the mail-ballots schtick. If at first you don't succeed, send out billions of ballots, and secretly, illegally change the voting laws.

Clarence Thomas where are you?

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Mukato 18 points ago +19 / -1

Twelve-Faced bastard

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Lamech_Slade 17 points ago +17 / -0

These RINOs go to DC or ATL and get in too good with the local progressive crowd. They get their news from CNN and think they're becoming "cultured.". The fact is the cheats and communists buttering them up will slit their throat when the time comes.

We need leaders who are true to the people, not the big city elites.

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Caveman27 5 points ago +5 / -0

Either that or they go to Washington and play nice with the left at dinner parties and gatherings. Then bamm, someone slips them a roofy and pictures get taken and now they're compromised. Hmmm, kinda like China Joe.

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Frumplmeist311 17 points ago +17 / -0

I am so pissed I voted for this pussy! It was him or Stacey Abrams.. I should have voted for Pedro

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TypicalEd 14 points ago +14 / -0

It would have been worse under Stacey Abrams. A lot worse.

But voters in GA now need to get active in their gop primaries and throw out these POS rinos. They'll need someone like Vernon Jones or Doug Collins to take on the Death-star sized blob that is Stacey Abrams. You do not want that in charge of your state and she is certain to run in 2022.

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basicevent 9 points ago +9 / -0

It would have been worse under Stacey Abrams. A lot worse.

True. The RINO way. Vote for us or it could get much worse. It’s never vote for us so that we can make your lives better (the Trump way).

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TypicalEd 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's why people have to go to primaries to oust the pieces of scum then. Waiting till it's a choice between Kemp and Abrams sucks. Kemp can be ousted in the primary without having to choose between him and Abrams.

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crowsfury 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Abrams had won, we would know for sure that she is not on our side. And she'd be on her way to lose re-election in 2022. But now Kemp has performed so terribly as governor that he might cost the GOP the governor's race in 2022 if he makes it through the primary.

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DRMTool 16 points ago +16 / -0

We were all glad to elext Brian Kemp. I can't believe he betrayed us like this. There is no way in fuck GA is a blue state, I promise you that

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nomac 13 points ago +13 / -0

🎵 This is voter fraud, this is voter fraud... 🎵

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hitchhiker 10 points ago +10 / -0

So, is Soros Oogie Boogie?

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librul_tearsaholic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Old Ball Sack Eyes is, in fact, Oogie Boogie

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WaitingOnTheDay 10 points ago +10 / -0

SPOT ON!!!!!

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Matrix_Exodus 8 points ago +8 / -0

He is trying to save face. If L. Lin is right, Kemp can tell the GA Sec of State all about it when they are in federal #yourass prison.

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TypicalEd 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lin Wood stood against the corruption of the FBI to defend Richard Jewell. He stood up to the Left media for Sandman. He has Kyle Rittenhouse get out in time for Thanksgiving with his family.

Lin doesn't just talk the talk, he walks the walk.

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okayfilet 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kemp is so fucked that Lin Wood lives in Georgia.

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Matrix_Exodus 5 points ago +5 / -0

I am right there with you. My 'if' was more of a sarcastic if. Lin Wood has the goods. Kemp is boned.

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HiddenDekuScrub 7 points ago +7 / -0

"I'm only an elected official... I can't make these decisions by myself!"

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GovShitmer 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's blackmailed. He's had more than enough time to rig the rigging.

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Arkful773 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can’t believe he thinks he can gain from this.

What crime you think he’s seriously being blackmailed for ?

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Hillarysudders 6 points ago +6 / -0

Didn’t Trump endorse him too??? What a fucking back stabbing piece of shit Kemp is!! People of Georgia should start a petition to fucking impeach the piece of shit.

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DocHolliday1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm almost 31. I'll run for Governor of GA on a MAGA platform. I need all your votes though.

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OneBreathe 5 points ago +6 / -1

Perfect!!!

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ImVoting4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

The GOP is dead.

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Junosu 4 points ago +4 / -0

Governor Kemp probably just got a call asking him what size cell he prefers.

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TheB3ast 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yoooo lmao!

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Coyote_Medicine 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joe Biden be stealing the election like Jack Skellington be stealing Christmas

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Clandestiny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha, perfect! But, where's the shredder?

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CrankyCrab 3 points ago +3 / -0

Perfect example...an incompetent two-faced pussy.

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most politicians are simply scumbags, even the ones we think are on our side. This fact is one reason I love GEOTUS. He's NOT a politician.

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sepbs 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm so tired of these fair weather soft ass weiner heads. I'm so glad I left GA for the based red as F oklahoma. Hahhah

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JohnR23 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds like someone may have been taken to the preverbal woodshed. Or maybe it was “When the President leaves office, he will be starting a news organization, with 76 million viewers automatically. If he is cheated out of his second term, he will expose every person responsible, even those who stood by and didn’t stop it.” The political version of ‘Nice career you have there, shame if something should happen to it.’

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SpezTouchesKids 3 points ago +3 / -0

DUMP KEMP

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mickusa1 3 points ago +3 / -0

ImOnlyAnElectedOfficial

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AmazingFlightLizard 3 points ago +3 / -0

So Kemp is deciding to audit the vote after he has verified it and after the shredding trucks have left?

No. He’s just trying to save his job. To show that he “did everything he could and GEOTUS still lost GA. Please don’t fire me!”

Fuck you. Enjoy your Dominion money for now cause your days are numbered.

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Jleinf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Creepy Kemp is going down for election fraud along with most of DC

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LegalBallotsONLY 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's pretty based though. He did the recount so what's the issue?

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Whirlybot 1 point ago +1 / -0

First, he promised recount, canvass and audit. Only a speedy, non supervised recount occurred, where three precinct people got scared and turned over their previously unreported memory sticks with DJT votes. Wonder how many more of those are out there. Seems like they would provide these from the govt and track them.

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LegalBallotsONLY 2 points ago +2 / -0

oh ok how many DJT votes were on the memory sticks? It was reported there were 2600 votes but it sounded like a mixed bag. Is 2600 enough to flip it to Trump?

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Whirlybot 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's approx 158 counties in ga. Should half of those held back 2500 votes, yes, things could have flipped to Trump with just recounts. That doesn't count any of the machine vote switching activities.

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LegalBallotsONLY 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is there any proof that happened though? I hear about it but have yet to see any proof and if there is proof why is it not being presented in court? We've had cases thrown out repeatedly due to lack of evidence and we're running out of time. This is serious shit with real consequences. We need real proof and evidence presented in a court of law otherwise the clock will run out and we will be stuck with Biden as 46.

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DarthFuckinVader 2 points ago +2 / -0

I literally just watched Nightmare last night. Perfect summary!

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454evr 2 points ago +2 / -0

He forgets himself. Without patriots in Georgia, he would have lost to the likes of Stacey Abrams.

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Haven91 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup

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StickFigure 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump’s got the goods and Kemp knows it. Time to get on the right side of history.

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Wrathofoprah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Benedict Kemp

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Witch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahahahaha

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malooch 2 points ago +2 / -0

we're all Jack Skellington and the dems are the Oogie Boogie Man

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Right_of_Sinner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahahhhaaa. We need to make one of those and show up at every public event of his

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n3IVI0 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every last one of 'em took out insurance need to be impeached and jailed.

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muledriver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, shit. I lol'd. Thank you for the laugh.

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Red_Shifts_Matter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stop calling this faggot "governor".

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spiritbomblives 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gallows 40 ft high, traitor E: and a speedy trial, oops

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Futuramawe 1 point ago +1 / -0

The secret to winning politics is to make all our politicians look like the guy on the right all the time. Governments must always fear the people.

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trumpetdootdoot 0 points ago +3 / -3

I'm starting to think abrams would have been the better governor at this point compared to kemp...

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Clandestiny 2 points ago +2 / -0

She'd order an audit for a churches family meal.