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cabbage 327 points ago +329 / -2

Not satire. Still hilarious

rootGoose 102 points ago +104 / -2

To Bee or 'not to Bee', it's all still the Bee.

PlasmaNoire 56 points ago +56 / -0

The Bee is real news unlike cnn which is satire

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DonJr24 20 points ago +20 / -0

Deport, don't click link

TSUJason 6 points ago +6 / -0

Do I even want to know what it went it???

MadRussian 18 points ago +18 / -0

Prease crick

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 33 points ago +34 / -1

GTFO with your spam

doug2 39 points ago +39 / -0

Let me guess. "Trump landslide 2020. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? www.preasecrick.co.china"

Snypr18 5 points ago +5 / -0


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WU_HAN_FRU 8 points ago +8 / -0

It’s open source. Hang out on TD.win for a week, and you’ll see the surface scratched (barely).

ClokworkGremlin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't feed the spambots, just deport.

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el-y0y0s 7 points ago +7 / -0

What do you expect as our nation quickly devolves into the lowest common denominator right before our eyes.

Error404 2 points ago +2 / -0

them damn dimm slots don't even know they aren't compatible

chingtok 11 points ago +11 / -0

I would change the mask in restaurant with "Gang screaming BLM at client without mask"

TheBestDuck 7 points ago +7 / -0

...and stealing their beer. What kind of mental gymnastic does it take to steal some stranger's beer because they are the wrong skin color and not realize you're the bad guy?

tepkek 6 points ago +7 / -1

Clown world is only good for comedy.

Or at least it should be.

HocusLocus 3 points ago +3 / -0

++Hilarious but just not funny anymore, like the 1985 Terry Gilliam film Brazil

Dashmoomoo 141 points ago +142 / -1

Letting Bill Gates inject you with MARK OF THE BEAST

sold !

Honor+Duty 67 points ago +68 / -1

Funny, but dumbfucks will line up for this insanity.

SobekRa 48 points ago +48 / -0

And attack you if you don't, the worst part

CuomoisaMassMurderer 33 points ago +37 / -4

Worse than attack you. The plan is for those of us who refuse the vaccine to be deemed a public health menace, and rounded up into gulags. After a certain period, all our assets are seized. Obviously we cannot let things develop to that point.

ComradeSanders 41 points ago +41 / -0

Sorry we no longer accept cash as payment. Oh you want to use your credit card? Sure let me just scan to make sure you’ve got the vaccine chip. Sorry you’re declined.

1ValhallaJack 12 points ago +12 / -0


MightyEighth 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sorry you’re declined

aggresively slams non vaccinated button

GunRat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Guess I'll just peacefully protest for groceries then.

Dial_Tone 9 points ago +18 / -9

If the Bible is prophecy, then there's nothing we can do to stop things reaching that point. They have to reach that point before the return of the King.

All you can do is not accept the mark and pray.

RandoMando2A 7 points ago +9 / -2

The rapture will happen before the tribulation. Christians will not have to endure it. Only those who have not accepted Jesus as their King. They will have a chance during the tribulation to accept as well but it will be much harder as it will come with a heavier price of enduring what society has turned into by that time. Plus with the church gone they will have no support.

SpaceAce 4 points ago +5 / -1

The rapture will happen before that so Christians will never have to make that decision.

CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

"All you can do" is precisely NOWHERE to be found in Scripture.

Trusting God now means knowing evil has gotten stronger, and will continue to get stronger until it takes over everything on this planet. Briefly. But that will not happen until He takes us out of the way! We have the DUTY to prevent that from happening, as long as we're here.

If that sounds like a paradox, then you now have better understanding.

And the Bible is not prophecy, parts of it are. Every type of literature known to man is included in its pages. If you're referring to the apocalypse, you apparently have quite a bit to learn about apocalyptic literature before you understand it. But not accepting "the mark" is still a really good idea. As is prayer.

unicornpoop 2 points ago +5 / -3

Jesus doomers. There IS, in fact, something that we can do other than pray.

PepesCovfefe 5 points ago +7 / -2

Serious question: at some point, how are we supposed to not take it if it literally means we can never get on a plane and travel again in our life?

Packers 8 points ago +8 / -0

this is what the 2nd amendment is for

Kweebecker 5 points ago +5 / -0

Life is determined upon four boxes. Get on the soap box, and try to drive public opinion. Get to the ballot box, even run for office yourself, and fix the issues. Those are the first two boxes.

The other two are the ammo box, and the pine box. You ideally don't want things to reach either of those points.

PepesCovfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

What is pine box?

Kweebecker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, if all else fails, if you're dead, it don't matter to you no more. A pine box is a coffin. Some people made great changes, good and bad, from a coffin.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

EXACTLY! They want us trapped, pinned, cornered, no choice but to not only take the vaccine but sign away our right to own any form of property, EVER. With strong carrot and stick incentives: all your debt is wiped out. You can resume a normal life. (Or as normal as it can be, seeing as you have no debt but everything you were buying on time isn't yours)

Fail to cooperate and you can't work, travel, soon you can't buy anything. Plus the whole gulags / FEMA camps / re-educations camps thing.

This is about bringing the US populace to our knees economically, so that we willingly forfeit everything the Nation ever stood for in exchange for some gibs. Preferably without a single shot being fired. And has been since 1913.

So, how do we beat this globalist scheme 107 years in the planning?

It doesn't end with "stop the steal," although that's crucial now. If we could audit every race in every precinct, how weak would the Ds be?

In 2 years how MAGA could we get the R party to be?

In 4 years how much talent could we have in the WH, cabinet, and administration?

We have to beat the DS, as well as stop the steal. It's now or never. Everything is on the line! Not just air travel. Who gets to live in your house after you don't own it? You basement is big enough to house 16 homeless people. You don't like it? They let you and your family keep the upstairs for yourselves, but point out some others haven't been allowed such privacy. 8 more on your ground level. They all hate you. When they kill you, the authorities laugh because everything is going according to plan.

This isn't far fetched, it happened in China. Red Dawn won't happen by aerial assault. It's just a mask. Your job isn't essential. Don't go to the park. Church is closed. Don't mind those contact tracers. The election was called. We built all the low income housing in your suburb that we could, but we need your house.

unicornpoop 4 points ago +4 / -0

And make it mandatory for your kids to be able to go back to school. Cashing that big pharma check.

HereComesTrouble 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh no! People's kids can't go to school and be brainwashed into hating white people, hating freedom, and thinking being enslaved to the government is great! Whatever will they do? /sarcasm

BeefyBelisarius 16 points ago +17 / -1

Just as soon as someone posts a mark of the beast challenge hash tag, fucktards will come running.

PepesCovfefe 8 points ago +9 / -1

Unfortunately this will probably be a thing, with people thinking it’s “funny and edgy”

serengetidesert1973 6 points ago +7 / -1

Good, fuck them.

One of the blue pills that is sprinkled on anything and everything is "we're in this together" and it's various iterations.

If you aspire to be anything more than some faggot you're going to have to cut the umbilical cord to society. They're not coming with you. Might makes everything right; it doesn't matter who thinks what, the only thing that matters is whose in control.

HumanSomewhere 41 points ago +41 / -0

the fact that they are talking about requiring it to travel and stuff is concerning

CuomoisaMassMurderer 22 points ago +23 / -1

Travel "and stuff" is to include being allowed to work. We can all wind up in gulags shockingly soon if we passively cooperate.

PepesCovfefe 3 points ago +5 / -2

Serious question: at some point, how are we supposed to not take it if it literally means we can never get on a plane and travel again in our life?

LexaBinsr 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bribe someone to get a paper? Lol.

PepesCovfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe there will be doctors/nurses you can go to that will say they administered it while dumping it down the sink.

redgreenyellowblu 3 points ago +3 / -0

The worst case scenario with Gates plan is that when you get the vaccine you're simultaneously injected with an invisible digital marker that is scannable like a barcode. So there wouldn't be a paper document. You would need this marker to prove your vaccine is up to date when go to the store, when you travel, etc. Because the story is that antibodies only work for a limited time against the virus, you would need vaccine boosters so if you don't get those you're digital id is now disqualified and that goes into a database. So even having the mark wouldn't help unless you continue to comply.

Logan_Viking 4 points ago +4 / -0

By being man enough to sacrifice some (or possibly all) for the good of your nation.

Hopefully we oppose it enough now that it doesn't come to that. Hopefully if it does come to it, enough of us refuse to comply that enforcing it becomes untenable.

If those things fail, there are also other methods for opposing tyranny that our Founding Fathers put in place. Methods that I desperately want to avoid.

HumanSomewhere 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm not taking the vaccine, and neither are millions of other Americans, so unless they wanna play minecraft they won't enact it

blumpkinblake 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's gonna be worse than that Jimbo...

D0NNIE_DARK0 26 points ago +27 / -1

That shit is wild and the media won’t cover it. What are the odds that this patent and that creepy coronavirus bill are both numbered with sixes.

4moreyears 24 points ago +24 / -0

Its intentional.

D0NNIE_DARK0 17 points ago +18 / -1

Of course but people look at you sideways if you point it out. They don't want to believe.

fponick 9 points ago +9 / -0

Weird. Creepy. I tweeted about both. Thx.

Snypr18 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stop tweeting. Let Twitter die.

Ogcarvattack 20 points ago +20 / -0

These action even being thought of... Require us to be ready for war. Biblical scale. Revelation 3:7

Legalpede 14 points ago +15 / -1

Sounds like if you unplug from the surveillance grid you dont get your digitally delivered UBI (which will be the only way to get money). So.... unplug and starve.

Kweebecker 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's been a real push to green energy, use it to your advantage. Get some solar panels, a wind turbine, an electric tractor, I'm sure they exist. Get farming. Unplug and live. The Neo-Amish will be a movement at some point, I'm sure.

CuomoisaMassMurderer 13 points ago +13 / -0

Isn't this the plan to use our energy as a source? Straight out of the Matrix.

fponick 8 points ago +8 / -0

Creepy. I tweeted it: “Another way to track the value of your labor?”

Snypr18 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stop using Twitter. They literally hate you and want you dead.

Independenceforever 18 points ago +25 / -7

penetrate and inject you with magic potions

a "vaccine" for a "virus" that's never been proven to exist nor be infectious to humans!

insert joker laugh

(it really is a joke though. we deserve to be laughed at.)

Aquamine-Amarine 27 points ago +28 / -1

The virus exists, it's just the common cold that comes around every single flu season. It's not the second coming of the Black Plague like the media thinks it is.

KylesRifle 1 point ago +2 / -1 (edited)

What’s an insider joke laugh?

Edit: damn. I’m a moron. Misread that entirely.

Insert joker laugh. I know what a joker laugh is.

Averon 5 points ago +5 / -0

The fact that a rifle can read at all is amazing

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Caveman27 9 points ago +9 / -0

If anyone takes it, your soul is gone. Because in the end they will be deceived for the lack of knowledge. When it clearly states in The Book of Revelation not to take the mark.

PepesCovfefe 2 points ago +4 / -2

Serious question: at some point, how are we supposed to not take it if it literally means we can never get on a plane and travel again in our life?

SpaceAce 4 points ago +5 / -1

You'll never even have the decision to accept the mark if you're a Christian because the rapture will happen before that. Read the bible. It's all laid out there.

PepesCovfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Interesting. It says that? I thought the Bible doesn’t talk about the rapture?

Is being a Christian just accepting Jesus Christ?

SpaceAce 4 points ago +4 / -0

Depends on what you mean by accepting jesus. If you mean just believing in him then no, satan believes in jesus.

Being a Christian is accepting that jesus died for your sins, asking God to come into your life, and truly living in a way in which you actively try to live a Christian life and live the way God wants us to live.

Good acts, belief, rituals, sacrifices, donations, going to church all fall short on their own and will not get you into heaven.

DCPower 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, not just saying Lord Lord will save you. The parable that Jesus told that best describes it is how a guy sold everything he owned in order to purchase the precious pearl. In the same way being saved means that you value God above everything else, even more than your own life.

The only way to reach that is to pray to God for Him to help you get there and to save you. It tends to be a lengthy process. Without God it’s hopeless, with Him all things are possible.

Snypr18 2 points ago +2 / -0

The parables about the pearl and the seed scattered on the ground are not prerequisites for being saved, but for living as fruitful a life possible after being saved.

PepesCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I do that. I meditate every day for 20 min and ask for help and that his will be done through me.

Snypr18 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

Is being a Christian just accepting Jesus Christ?

Accepting him as God in human form, that he died for you, that we are all sinners and can only be saved by his mercy, and asking him to save you, yes. That is the bare minimum to be saved and go to heaven in Christianity, according to the Bible itself.

John 3:16 "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life."

Romans 10:13 “Everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved.”

Luke 23: 42-43 "And he said, “Jesus, remember me when you come into your kingdom. And he said to him, “Truly, I say to you, today you will be with me in paradise.”

There is nothing in there about believing in Jesus AND then giving all your money to a church, or living like a nun, or becoming ascetic. Believing and asking is enough.

Although I would strongly encourage you, if you do become a Christian, to really pray that God would show you his will for your life. He wants the best for everyone, and has given us all skills and talents to fulfill unique purposes in life.

Source: Am a Christian who studies the bible.

Kweebecker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, therefore this isn't an issue, biblically speaking. If you're faithless, it isn't a faith concern because... faithless. If you're faithful, it isn't a concern, because if it IS the mark of the beast, you'll poof into a cloud the moment the needle touches your skin.

How about being concerned about Earthly issues, since the Heavenly issues seem to simply resolve themselves? There's a LOT of sketchy things with this whole debacle, and worrying if you'll poof into a cloud in line for taking a rushed, politically motivated, undertested DNA-changer serum is probably not the first concern to have, since if you're right, you'll poof into a cloud anyways.

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Nomoralcompass89 74 points ago +76 / -2

The licking door knobs was great. The Bee has become one of my favorite, most trusted news sites.

physsijim 37 points ago +39 / -2

Well, as their motto says, it's "Fake News You Can Trust".

ProdigalSon1997 14 points ago +14 / -0

what does it mean to lick door knobs in this context?

Coyote_Medicine 22 points ago +22 / -0

When covid first started I remember seeing vids going up of idiots licking/hacking on shit in public. Might be referencing that.

ProdigalSon1997 12 points ago +13 / -1

People licking germ-covered objects to protest? WHY

Kraken_V_Algorithm 15 points ago +16 / -1

I think this one about licking doorknobs was the ultimate troll on the list, quietly tucked in the middle. Pointing out how things normally unacceptable are perfectly fine if your an SJW spouting your Raison d'Etre.

Coyote_Medicine 14 points ago +14 / -0

Nah I meant .. they were licking stuff to spread the coof and filming it for internet edge points

glow-operator-2-0 9 points ago +10 / -1

They were also doing that with ice cream pre-coof as some sort of Tiktok challenge.

Coyote_Medicine 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yes I remember that, some crazy lady got arrested for that in a Walmart if I recall. Also doing it with toilet seats

Nomoralcompass89 15 points ago +15 / -0

I took it as being literal.

SoleSurvivor 12 points ago +13 / -1

In Great Britain “window licker” means a mental person

Nomoralcompass89 12 points ago +12 / -0

English too. Kek.

Fourtyandfourtyfive 14 points ago +14 / -0

Didn’t some YouTube/tictock dumbasses record themselves licking toilet seats to protest Trump, racism or some other contrived slight against humanity??

I remember a joke in the Drew Carey show when the question was asked about vaccinations, Lewis (or Oswald, can’t remember) said he licks random doorknobs at work to build his immune system.

I stole that joke to tell my co workers who were a little germ phobic. I worked at a hospital then. The cringe and ewwww faces I would get...😆

ProdigalSon1997 14 points ago +15 / -1

People licked fucking toilet seats to protest GEOTUS? To be fair, they found a place where their annoying fucking mouth belongs.

Legalpede 10 points ago +10 / -0

Kids lick doorknobs and toilet seat and stuff because its cool now or something. Its a ticktockinstagram thing.

Pede3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Future Darwin Award winners

ProdigalSon1997 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'm sure glad I'm not a kid anymore & that I graduated before COVID pandemic began...

Legalpede 9 points ago +9 / -0

I was never THAT much of a sheep even when I was a kid. xD

Legalpede 3 points ago +4 / -1

I was never THAT much of a sheep even when I was a kid. xD

CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +4 / -1

Muslims were licking doorknobs, scoffing at CCPvirus. I take that as the reference.

Deplorablechump1213 47 points ago +47 / -0

That moment when you realize the Bee is not satire....

Kraken_V_Algorithm 13 points ago +14 / -1

They have an offshoot site now too, reporting stuff that sounds like satire but is really true.

CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Honorable B Chan?

Coslin 43 points ago +43 / -0

Charlie Parker (Actually Baker, Parker was a Biden gaffe) just ruled Maine and New Hampshire as "high risk" states. We were supposed to visit my fiancee's 72 year old parents who bought their 25 acre property on a lake, retirement place in Maine. THAT'S out the window now. $500 PER DAY fines for everyday you don't test for Covid when you come back.

License plates, EZ-Passes, cell phones. They'll all be used as a tracking device so the State gets their money.

The Gestapo is here. And they are real. And all it took was a punch of pussies to bow down to the almighty Coronavirus.

I'm so pissed and over this, it's not even funny.

D0NNIE_DARK0 14 points ago +14 / -0

What happened to Live Free of Die?

CottonmouthCrow 9 points ago +9 / -0

"If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so.” -Thomas Jefferson

“One has not only a legal but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws." - MLK

They haven’t passed any laws legally. It is all done by royal decree of the guvnah. The governors have just assumed power that the US and state constitutions prevent them from having. Any fine you may receive can be fought and won. Don’t be scared to fight, the constitution won’t defend itself.

physsijim 7 points ago +8 / -1

Isn't a "Punch of Pussies" the term used for a group of Antifa?

Coslin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Also for the Mask Sheep. Pussies.

PhDs_to_MAGA2 6 points ago +7 / -1

Are you from NH? What’s the situation on the ground there? I am overseas and been emailing the NH GOP and governor and everyone but they are hopelessly cucked and won’t fight. Even local media cucked. Mowers and Messner are MIA. What are the people saying?

Coslin 8 points ago +8 / -0

I live in Mass. The last town before you cross into NH on 93.

PepesCovfefe 1 point ago +2 / -1

Why not just live in NH then?

littleman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't use toll roads and get a burner cell phone? Get tested?

Unless you're taking a principled stand against the requirements because they are government overreach. That makes sense.

Coslin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Of course it's about the principle! It's maddening.

Butthurt 36 points ago +36 / -0

My job now has a stupid mask policy where if you are walking from one place to another you have to wear a mask, but in a crowded break room, no masks are required. The facility is so large that you could be a quarter mile from the nearest person when walking.

RegularAmerican 21 points ago +27 / -6

They're not trying to keep you, or the customers safe. It's only about not getting shut down.

PhDs_to_MAGA2 12 points ago +12 / -0

Crowded break rooms are where people get infected. There are some examples from Australia. What a farce.

glow-operator-2-0 4 points ago +5 / -1

Put it around your neck and don't inhibit your breathing.


BreakfastGun 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love that guy's constant gaping smile throughout the whole ordeal.

glow-operator-2-0 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same. The signs in my area specify covering the nose and mouth though, but I took up smoking again, so they can't say shit.

006rbc 9 points ago +9 / -0

I walk around with a water bottle, nobody bats an eye if you got a drink in your hand but you're a biohazard if you dont have one.

glow-operator-2-0 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice. But water is heavy, and I seldom take small sips.

PepesCovfefe 2 points ago +3 / -1

Dude. Heavy?!

glow-operator-2-0 1 point ago +1 / -0

Each gallon is 8.34 lbs.

JesusTheOnlyWay 1 point ago +1 / -0

Blame the government. They're just trying to not get shut down or fined so you and others can continue to support your family

AlexanderTheGrate 23 points ago +24 / -1

Absolutely perfect, I wluld like to add.

Unsafe: At your favorite bar at 10:01 pm

Safe: At your favorite bar at 9:59 pm.

citydwellertrumpfan 2 points ago +2 / -0

As it is here in Newsomland, formerly California.

MrCuriousGuy513 21 points ago +23 / -2


Ithrowawaay 17 points ago +18 / -1

🤡🌎 cliff notes

LiberalismIsTheVirus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Unfortunately the clowns are the loudest

SpaceForceMAGA 14 points ago +16 / -2


PhDs_to_MAGA2 2 points ago +2 / -0

High energy!

Independenceforever 14 points ago +18 / -4

How long are PEOPLE HERE going to keep buying in to the "bioweapon" narrative?

  1. not deadly

  2. not proven to even exist

  3. has cured flu/cold/pnuemonia

  4. replaced the "climate change" scam.

  5. multiple treatments now proven effective for flu/cold/pneumonia are banned



Repent of your sins. Not sure how God will be able to save a people who willingly, knowingly, and persistently bow down to idols and don't fear meeting their maker when they die.

Barracuda 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is a massive attack on our constitution and free people of the USA. When you have the MSM in its entire global capacity spouting the same propaganda worldwide. They've been predicting a 'second wave' since June saying it's coming. HORSE SHIT.

How could they have known? Answer: They are in on it. Why did some States lockdown so hard to begin with and do it again? Answer: Power, to keep everyone inside and not congregate due to the massive corruption.

Coincidence second wave right after elections before Thanksgiving A NATIONAL HOLIDAY which celebrates remembrance of Thanks of our Nation? HORSE SHIT.


Foreign leaders on a global scale stepping in acknowledging the president select. Having phone calls on policy? Massive big tech censorship. Hell our neighbour, Canada and supposed Ally doing their stint yesterday. This is insane! To boot, a former President suggesting military elite squad 'Seals' remove a sitting president whom is in the middle of battling a fraudulent and contested election.

This is a massive coup on a grand scale to take down the US. Many folks don't see it because so many are living pay check to pay check and are doing anything they can right now to stay afloat and do not have the time or means to get informed outside of what they know as the propaganda machine. Lots of us have so much to lose but what many don't realize is that what we have will be gone too if we don't stand up!

It's time to wake everyone up!

fponick 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok with you if I tweet the paragraph starting with “this is a massive coup”? If yes, let me know if you want credit as Barracuda at TDW.

Barracuda 3 points ago +3 / -0

Go ahead, I don't need credit, if any credit, hell credit TDW. The background information I got off this site.

fponick 1 point ago +1 / -0

Will do! THX! 👍🏼

CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +3 / -1

When did Obama suggest this?

We stand to lose EVERYTHING (and all future generations) if we don't fight this.

Barracuda 5 points ago +5 / -0


Breitbart Article

D0NNIE_DARK0 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh a reckoning will come. Get ready for the upcoming COVID trials.

niconicoreeee 9 points ago +10 / -1

what in the fuck is licking doorknobs? lmao

spez: i bet heels up likes that one

CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +3 / -1

I take it as a reference to Muslims licking doorknobs in Mosques as a demonstration of their Allah's protection against CCPvirus. Before it broke out there

MAGAA2020isback 9 points ago +10 / -1

I would've loved to see "poll observers doing their job" in the unsafe category, but nailed it otherwise.

petethedragon 9 points ago +9 / -0

My favorite is Bill Gates mark of the beast.

Intruthwetrust 7 points ago +8 / -1

Always on the lookout for what can be perceived as the mark of the beast and this can certainly be it.

CuomoisaMassMurderer 8 points ago +8 / -0

Even militant atheists were saying Bill mark of the beast Gates after Microsoft released that ad for their VR device, with spirit cooking lady in it.

remindmelater 8 points ago +8 / -0

hilarious and true....we live in a clown world....Around here some stores really enforce the local mask mandate.....some don't care.....but the ones that do appear to hire special people to surround you and force you to leave if you don't wear a mask...and they won't hear any explanation.....as far as I'm concerned...that's just a strange and failing business strategy....because they must know that I'll never shop there again....ever....even if their products are online....think about this...if I don't want to wear a mask (I got good reasons for what I do) they want to subjugate me...and if I comply I have to humiliate myself.....this new world order thing sucks....

CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +1 / -1

That's a risk those businesses are willing to take. I try to avoid those. Other businesses won't let you in with a mask

TsingGao 8 points ago +8 / -0

Isn’t it convenient that a virus released by China was used to elect a President that’s favorable to them?

Kelmika 7 points ago +7 / -0

“Going to a cemetery to harvest mail-in votes”

Laughs in Democrat

Ameba 7 points ago +8 / -1

How are their news reports more accurate than CNN? Lol

LightFeets 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sitting down in a restaurant / Standing up in a restaurant

FreedomFlowerDelta 3 points ago +4 / -1

Critical Thinking / Zombie-like Obedience

take-no-part 7 points ago +8 / -1

"Getting hair done if you're a filthy peasant"

"Getting hair done if you're Nancy Pelosi"


Ssue1216 6 points ago +6 / -0

When the bee is no longer satire. 🐝

AceofBased 6 points ago +6 / -0

licking knobs more like!

clemdog 5 points ago +5 / -0

this is ummm TRUE

EmperorOfMankind 4 points ago +5 / -1

They left out being sniffed by Uncle Joe. Almost perfect

BarackObongo 4 points ago +4 / -0

*Eating with friends at fancy uppity private party of you're Gavin Newsom

They forgot that one as safe

lollergagger 4 points ago +4 / -0

I dispoot all of this.

based-gen-x 3 points ago +4 / -1

Since I'm a filthy, uneducated, bigot-racist-nazi peasant, I printed this out and hung it on the fridge to remind me what I can and cannot do.

😂 🤣

FreedomFlowerDelta 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just do what they say, don't think

Fuck_face_9000 3 points ago +3 / -0

How do I change my username?

Kweebecker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Make a new account. Easypeasy.

CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +2 / -1


SSFade 3 points ago +4 / -1

Ah, so that's what I was doing wrong! I needed a healthy dose of sweet depression to ward the covid faeries away.

darthmatt005 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just kek'd myself. I don't know what that means, but send help.

Sprig 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can’t upvote this enough!

Free0fReddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Statistically accurate.

leakmouth 2 points ago +2 / -0

need a SPICY flair

Ou812ou812 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best one yet

makemyday007 2 points ago +2 / -0

Filthy peasant! I cackled like one!

deeluna 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe someone can clear this up for me, how is an anti-malaria/anti-parasite drug effective against an airborne virus? I've been wondering this ever since trump announced he was taking it.

FreedomFromGovt 3 points ago +3 / -0

It keeps down fever and edema, which is crucial as the Covid virus attacks the epithelial tissues of the lungs to cause pneumonia. That's why putting Covid patients on ventilators ends up killing them or causing massive lung damage. It's like brute-forcing two swollen, wet sponges to function when the mechanical act of breathing isn't the problem; it's the sopping-wet lungs that's the problem. And, that's what hydroxychloroquine attacks: wet, swollen-shut lungs.

deeluna 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see, thank you for the explanation.

Auroraalpha 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yes, going to the polls to vote for Biden. Also, you must mail in your ballot so you get to vote twice!

DeplorableDC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Old but gold Pede

TheRagnar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man these guys are amazing.

snoopy3210 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oops! They reversed the restaurant part!

Brianthelion 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even if you have Covid. The Covid will stay at home while you go to vote!

bukkake 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only if you vote for Biden, though.

Brianthelion 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doesn’t matter they will switch the vote anyway :)

ZeroDeltaTango 2 points ago +2 / -0

When the masses find out they were duped by this flim-flam scam, that it's been a huge control-hoax all along....

CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +3 / -1

Joe Biden, the flim flam man

Kweebecker 1 point ago +1 / -0

There were people in the USSR gulags so propagandized that thought they MUST have been guilty because the USSR leadership can do no wrong. Russian everyday people are not all that different from American everyday people, it can and is happening here too. The masses will go "yes, Mass Media can do no wrong."

BeachCruisin22 2 points ago +3 / -1

A+ material

OneBigMaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are no longer satire.

Masjosh 2 points ago +2 / -0

The bee's knees!

Triclopse 2 points ago +2 / -0

That last one should’ve been poll watching for trump not safe

CaptainChrisPBacon 2 points ago +3 / -1

The Bee is real news. Not Faux News.

UnoriginalNickname 1 point ago +2 / -1


D0NNIE_DARK0 2 points ago +3 / -1

🐸 🍯 🥮

RideTheRedWave 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sidney Powell interview Howie Carr - https://youtu.be/F5vndAmMqAM

Iusedtobealurker 1 point ago +1 / -0

I caught covid from gas station rollers should of peacefully protested before eating I guess.