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Happy Thanksgiving, Patriot. (media.thedonald.win)             MAGA            
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GEOTUSMAGA 1136 points ago +1144 / -8

KYLE DID NOTHING WRONG

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Skogin 506 points ago +508 / -2

HERO

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paynet 189 points ago +190 / -1

big smiles!

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DanIsSwell 146 points ago +148 / -2

I just noticed Ricky Schroeder is standing next to him

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tucker2020 77 points ago +78 / -1

holy shit it is !!

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makenomistake 8 points ago +8 / -0

Did he come to install a train in the Rittenhouse house that they can ride from room to room??

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 12 points ago +12 / -0

GTFO shill

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buckinghampi 31 points ago +33 / -2

Whomst is he?

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ChickNorris 75 points ago +76 / -1 (edited)

He was a kid star on a show called Silver Spoons. Another Christian celeb that was pretty much blacklisted. He helped pay some of Kyle's bail.

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magabirdlady 16 points ago +16 / -0 (edited)

He was in a lot of movies too. Here is in this music video as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZbN_nmxAGk&ab_channel=BRADPAISLEYVEVO "Whisky Lullaby"

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 16 points ago +16 / -0

He was also on NYPD Blue when he became Rick Schroder

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Spudster 58 points ago +58 / -0

Famous child actor. Was a major contributor to the bail fund for Kyle. https://infogalactic.com/info/Ricky_Schroder

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Vondago 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not just yet! Shes smart and doesn't want to tip her hand just yet. To release that data before this goes to court just to try to shut up the liars at the MSM is insane! Why let them work up a defense against evidence? That would be like telling a person your going to shot them, and then waiting 10 minutes to let them arm themselves before you do! That is not a very survivable idea!

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TrumpSteak 29 points ago +30 / -1

Star of an 80s show called Silver Spoon. Kid superstar.

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CyKn 29 points ago +29 / -0

He was also on NYPD Blue for a few years.

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TrumpsAmericaForever 13 points ago +13 / -0

I remember most vividly his emotional performance in The Champ! Powerful man... had me crying right along with him.

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grenades_and_ham 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Lost Battalion 2001

WWI

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TrumpSteak 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh, right. Totally forgot about that

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TheOneWhoKnocks 1 point ago +2 / -1

That ain't shit compared to his stunning performance as a male nurse, or "murse" if you will.

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BigleaguendTouchee 13 points ago +13 / -0

The Champ!

With Jon Voigt no less

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koditxu 9 points ago +9 / -0

Newt Dobbs. (Unrecognized) son of Capt. Woodrow F. Call.

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winsome 7 points ago +7 / -0

LOVED Lonesome Dove.

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DanIsSwell 6 points ago +6 / -0

Actor. He became famous for the show “Silver Spoons” but, he was great, in one of my all time favorite series “Lonesome Dove” Steve Buscemi also makes an early appearance in that one. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lonesome_Dove_(miniseries)

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workinating 3 points ago +3 / -0

Together, we're gonna find our way...

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Czshad2 2 points ago +2 / -0

It took me a couple looks as well.

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Kompromat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Best fucking news in days.

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kyleisahero 24 points ago +24 / -0

My username is named after him! Kyle is a hero!

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wiombims 12 points ago +12 / -0

checks out

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No_More_BS_01 4 points ago +4 / -0

trusted but verified

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JohnTexasBaron 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s a fact

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nozonozo 399 points ago +400 / -1

It's heart warming when a POW makes it home for the holidays.

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Rusty911 151 points ago +152 / -1

So happy he can spend Thanksgiving with his family.

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TheRealPizzaPope 81 points ago +82 / -1

He’s not worried about a 10+ thanksgiving

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SquiggyMcPepe 29 points ago +29 / -0

However he will have to worry about insane leftists tracking him down.

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Rubieroo 38 points ago +38 / -0

After what we've seen Kyle can do? Leftists would be afraid of HIM.

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dontCensorMeBro 8 points ago +8 / -0

This. As absurd as it sounds - but these leftist terrorists are unable to fight in a real skirmish and desert as soon as the first bullet cracks the air above them.

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WakingKnowledge 31 points ago +31 / -0

I bet Kyle had no idea he was such a hero to us patriots! WTG Kyle. You have balls of steel and the reflexes of a cat. Glad you are on our side.

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Maxberg 10 points ago +10 / -0

Good thing we know how that would play out... They probably shouldn't attempt.

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No_More_BS_01 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's already thwarted their skateboards, baseball bats, and handguns. They'd better bring bazookas but Kyle would blast them with a tank.

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christianknight 7 points ago +7 / -0

Or the feds which are rhe same anyways

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DeplorableCentipede 34 points ago +36 / -2

But what if he catches the coronavirus?

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nozonozo 62 points ago +63 / -1

I would pity the Coronavirus. It wouldn't stand a chance against the Kenosha Kid.

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BloodElfSupporter 48 points ago +48 / -0

Fuck corona. I’m a scientist and even I think it has become a political tool. I’m ashamed to even associate with my colleagues anymore. Most of them are just blind sheep that are wearing the mask and acting as mask police. Fuck these people.

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endthefed11 28 points ago +28 / -0

As an MD student who has taken care of ventilated patients in the ICU, the reaction to this virus is so out of proportion it would be comical if it wasnt destroying freedom and creating bolshevik snitches.

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Honor+Duty 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ok. As a cousin of someone that was murdered in a hospital with drugs and a ventilator.... Is this a reasonable therapy? Why would medical staff put these people on ventilators when there is several effective therapies already? Money?

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endthefed11 1 point ago +1 / -0

We are now practicing "permissive hypoxemia." The goal is now to prolong the need for intubation as long as possible. Overly aggressive intubation killed many in the beginning because in some cases it worsened the inflammatory response in the lungs. One of the main problems with ventilators is weaning patients off of them. It can be difficult to wean because you need to be sedated for intubation and mechanical ventilation and respiratory muscles can atrophy. Secretions need to be suctioned or they can build up and plug airways leading to segmental lung collapse. Improper vent usage can also cause ventilator associated pneumonia, barotrauma, pneumothorax, hypercarbia, and oxygen toxicity. Noninvasive respiratory therapies are better long-term.

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endthefed11 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's impossible to comment on the specific case without knowing all the details, but the hospital does get paid a lot more for intubated patients. They do require much more supervision though. It is possible that you cousin did have a legitimate need for intubation. Sorry for your loss. I wonder how old your cousin was, his/her general health, and if any comorbidities were present?

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Patriots4maga 2 points ago +2 / -0

How do you mean? ICU did not have any serious condition people so it is out of proportion?

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endthefed11 2 points ago +2 / -0

There was one covid patient who was sick. This is in a hospital very close to NYC. The virus is a bad cold virus... thats all. No need for lockdowns and extraordinary measures that are designed to take our freedom and enable massive mail in voting fraud.

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endthefed11 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe this will put the "pandemic" into perspective for you: Americans when asked to estimate the total # of covid deaths in the US consistently overestimate by about 200 times the actual number. And that is if you actually believe the numbers which I don't. If someone comes in with a gunshot wound to the chest and coincidentally has a positive covid test that will be marked as a covid death. I would say that the reaction to the virus is about 200 times in excess of a reasonable response which would be to do nothing basically except protect the vulnerable.

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Maxberg 13 points ago +13 / -0

Man, I would love to talk to more base scientists.

Tell me what you think about this vaccine?

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Chodefish 5 points ago +5 / -0

i'm no scientists but it's said 90% efficacy with a virus which has 99.8 recovery rate. if my math is correct, it will kill 9.8% or produce more people than previously existed

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Honor+Duty 4 points ago +4 / -0

You should work for the Bee, classic.

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AstronoMink 8 points ago +8 / -0

Same here, bud! You're not the only scientist who thinks so!

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christianknight 5 points ago +5 / -0

Science is a cult now

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No_More_BS_01 3 points ago +3 / -0

we must follow the science

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Mythologick 8 points ago +8 / -0

Then he has to be released from prison. That’s what we do now to keep criminals (Kyle is not a criminal) from catching the cough right?

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chewsoap 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤣

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BloodElfSupporter 10 points ago +10 / -0

Best Thanksgiving ever!!

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Chopblock 56 points ago +56 / -0

Gonna get me some coffee

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Teslo 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hopefully he see this, or the other thread!

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rooftoptendie 235 points ago +235 / -0

HI KYLE WE LOVE YOU!!

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BasteSpuds 87 points ago +87 / -0

NO HOMO BUT FOR REAL.

May he and his family have the best Thanksgiving.

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Farage_massage 208 points ago +209 / -1

All they did was make him Jail-hard. Are they deliberately trying to turn him into the ultimate conservative soldier?!

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Kt_PEDE 88 points ago +89 / -1

Master Chief Kyle!

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Jackhererer 57 points ago +57 / -0

He already has the moves. Now he needs that spartan armor

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JusticeforNatalie 27 points ago +27 / -0

If they don't send him a plate carrier or two, I will be disappoint.

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BasteSpuds 46 points ago +46 / -0

Once upon a time a young man felt himself pinned by evil. But he prevailed in the end.

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No_More_BS_01 9 points ago +9 / -0

He was known as the Kenosha Kid. Kyle Rittenhouse was his given name. Fastest gun in the Midwest.

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BasteSpuds 7 points ago +7 / -0

Legend has it on a still night you can sometimes hear someone scream for a medic.

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Chopblock 45 points ago +45 / -0

If you make yourself more than just a man... if you devote yourself to an ideal... and if they can't stop you, you become something else entirely... legend, Mr Rittenhouse.

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Hawksendoom 24 points ago +24 / -0

If you make yourself more than just a man.

If you devote yourself to an ideal.

And if they can't stop you.

You become something else entirely.

A legend.

This is the way.

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core101 16 points ago +16 / -0

He could be the future President.

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JohnVoight 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m still in shock he’s out. So much happens in our jails with coroners and on and on and on. I’m very glad he’s out. Based Kyle the Patriot 👆

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Donarudo_Taranpu 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll follow the Kenosha Kid into battle. Hell I'll die for him!

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 156 points ago +157 / -1

GOD BLESS THE KENOSHA KID

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bigdickhangsright 50 points ago +50 / -0

I... I like this

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magabirdlady 32 points ago +32 / -0

me too.

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JohnTexasBaron 8 points ago +8 / -0

Remember the Battle of Kenosha

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Infinite_Oreos 555 points ago +558 / -3

Kyle is home for Thanksgiving!! We love you Kyle!

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SayNoToSocialism 167 points ago +169 / -2

Too bad Illinois shut down Thanksgiving so Pritzker can have all the pies.

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Johneboy46464 104 points ago +106 / -2

I got the notification on my phone a few hours ago.

Anyway, we are deep frying a turkey, baking one too. Im in charge of mashed potatoes.

We will have wine and beer and a pie contest between my siblings.

Im not worried because Pritzker will probably be in Florida for the holiday.

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based_illinoisan 83 points ago +84 / -1

We’re smoking a turkey. I noticed today my gym is preparing for the covid by...... putting plastic over the windows so it looks shut down and under construction. Haha fuck you prickster.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 17 points ago +17 / -0

BASED

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BillionsAndBillions 15 points ago +15 / -0

BASTED?

sorry.

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PolarBears4Trump2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

PRITZKER? I bet he can publish pies

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Nancypelosisoldliver 13 points ago +13 / -0

Oh boy, we fried the turkey the year before last and we're probably cooking some interesting oven this year and we might try smoking some too.

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Chodefish 3 points ago +3 / -0

i'm going to smoke a turkey for the first time this year too. have you ever tried it? can't wait to see how it turns out

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M1268 9 points ago +9 / -0

How you gonna keep the turkey lit?

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Voltage 7 points ago +7 / -0

Real question is which end are you lighting and which are you pulling?

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squack567 2 points ago +2 / -0

Things gonna canoe like crazy

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RealCarlosDanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Best way to cook it, just did our own trial run before Tgving.

Salt the snot out of it overnight, works just as well as a brine.. Stuff with rosemary, bast ever 2 hours with whiskey butter...

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based_illinoisan 5 points ago +5 / -0

I do a wet brine. Smoke it in a pan on a bed of turkey necks. They baste in the juices. Lawdy. My stomach is growling just thinking about it

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RealCarlosDanger 10 points ago +10 / -0

I used to wet brine, but the hassle paired with a few experiments side-by-side made me ditch it. Salt basically denatures the shit of the proteins it contacts, making them very insoluble to water and acting as a barrier keeping juices in. Brine soak uptakes more water and retains about the same juiciness, similar effect buttt it actually kinda dilutes extra-cellular fluid content.. yet again, the big pro of brine is you can get spices further in (bay leaves, pepper etc) without injections. I work in protein biologics as a profession, so I’m kinda trying to keep my ramble in laymen’s terms

Give dry rub (with a tad of Tony’s salt) on a random month smoke!!! I would compare turkey breasts with skin side by side when I was playing around last summer. Obviously don’t try a new method for thanksgiving, the Super Bowl of smoked turkeys!

My mouth is watering now haha. Love my pellet smoker.

Edit: I smoked my first few turkeys WITHOUT a pan and grate. That was a huge mistake wasting those juices... now I do what you do with the neck as well!

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based_illinoisan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve heard excellent things about dry brining the birds. I’ll definitely give that a shot at another time. Our brine has a bunch of flavors in it and I swear you can taste them in all the bites (mind over matter lol). I did three birds like this last year, and everyone loved them. I’ll try dry brine during the off season ;) I also inject the bird. A simple butter injection. They really are the juiciest birds ever.

I might get a pellet smoker some day. For now I use a drum smoker I built. Holds heat forever, holds it steady, and barely use charcoal. Plus I built it so I enjoy it!

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fartglove 22 points ago +22 / -0

We said Fuck Lori and Fuck Prikzter, we are leaving for the week. The '14 days of isolation' is going to have to lick my nuts when I return...I have a Christmas tree to buy!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 10 points ago +11 / -1

It's over 240 days now ...

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fartglove 16 points ago +16 / -0

when you return to Chicago from certain states you are not supposed to go anywhere for 14 days...this is on top of all the closures. Clown city hosted by Beetlejuice the catfish.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Civil disobedience is our duty! Happy holidays to you and yours

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Johneboy46464 5 points ago +5 / -0

Its 14 days *if they know.

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Anubis1 18 points ago +18 / -0

Be careful man, I had a friend who tried to deep fry a Turducken and it basically exploded.

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WassermanSchultz 24 points ago +24 / -0

You gotta make sure it's 100% thawed and drained of water. Ice crystals + boiling oil makes for a bad day.

If anyone wants more turkey frying advice/tips just ask - I've done about a dozen of them with no issues.

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Johneboy46464 10 points ago +10 / -0

I will be in contact. Last year went smoothly, but I can totally foresee something becoming a problem.

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WassermanSchultz 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hit me up - I'll be around.

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Anubis1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah it's hard enough to do that with a turkey, way more chances to fuck up with a bird shoved up a birds ass shoved up another birds ass.

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TearsMakeTheBestAmmo 6 points ago +8 / -2

Turducken

Filth. Absolute filth.

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Donarudo_Taranpu 3 points ago +4 / -1

Waste of a good duck and a good turkey.

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SayNoToSocialism 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hell yeah. I live in Iowa but my parents live in Illinois and they are do good Democrats and comply with what the media tells them so I'll be cooking my own family's Thanksgiving this year for the first time.

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Wolf_22 30 points ago +30 / -0

MIC DROP

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billymcgorn 27 points ago +27 / -0

The entire population of Springfield should slaughter and clean their turkeys on the lawn of the capital building and governors mansion. Fuck these people.

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DavidLoPan 17 points ago +17 / -0

They could make a pay-per-view event with him and Chris Christie fighting over the last pie.

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Blkwinz 6 points ago +6 / -0

And they'll enforce that how?

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SayNoToSocialism 6 points ago +6 / -0

They won't where I'm at. There's bars staying open because they have open lawsuits against the state.

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Blkwinz 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm sure there's a lot of places like that but if you saw the same message I did, they suggested that we "virtually" meet with extended family. If one were to say "Fuck you, you have no right to restrict my travel" and drive over to Grandma's house anyway, how do they plan to do anything about it?

People keep saying "shut down Thanksgiving" and I don't understand what that means. They announced something to that effect but what impact does it realistically have?

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MAGA_MEMER 41 points ago +41 / -0

I pray for him and his poor family regularly. Praying for wisdom for the judge and jury as well.

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lifeisahologram 22 points ago +22 / -0

And he’s got a sponsorship already hell yeah lol

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billswinthesuperbowl -2 points ago +9 / -11

Love that company also look at battle brothers shaving.

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Luvmyhub75 16 points ago +16 / -0

People here were praying for that last week

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McSimply 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't stop praying. No doubt there are commies and pedos out there still gunning for him and his family.

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FredRedd 7 points ago +7 / -0

And we love you Linn Ward!

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UpTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

If this happened to someone on the left, they would've raised 2 million in an hour

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ClownTamer 386 points ago +389 / -3

That’s going to be a hilarious victory of Kyle comes out of all this with a sponsorship for a company seemingly named after the rifle he used in self-defense. Good for Kyle!

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KamalasCamelHump 189 points ago +190 / -1

Kyle needs a rifle named after him now.

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PROBE 167 points ago +169 / -2

The Commie Clapper 6.8mm.

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WhitePowerRanger 74 points ago +79 / -5

Kyles Kommie Killer! We can call it the KKK for short.... shit....

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ADAM_SCHITT 34 points ago +34 / -0

There are KKK turbochargers and nobody seems to mind 🤷

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bigdickhangsright 29 points ago +29 / -0

When you just want your username to check out lol

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WhitePowerRanger 20 points ago +20 / -0

Haha my username is cause I race motorcycles and we look like power rangers in our leather suits and helmets. Also it’s funny ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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mothrasvineyard 14 points ago +14 / -0

"go go wyepower rangers!" \m/...(>.<)…\m/

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bigdickhangsright 6 points ago +6 / -0

Got a couple of racer friends. Good guys and a blast to hang out with.

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WhitePowerRanger 7 points ago +7 / -0

We’ve all said hello to death and had dinner with him. Pretty hard to piss us off lol

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DiscoverAFire 3 points ago +3 / -0

Make the power ranger jokes with all my track friends :)

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LugNuts 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Impaler of Vlad

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aaafirefly123 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fun fact from 1896 to 1903, the Philippines was waging a war against their Spanish Overlords.

The organization leading the war against France had a long Tagalog name that when shortened spelled KKK.

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missusellis 4 points ago +4 / -0

They would play the National Anthem before the last full show at the theater and the anthem would start out with the KKK flag flying!

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RegularAmerican -1 points ago +4 / -5

When I was there I ate at a restaurant called KKK. I was like haha this means something different where I'm from

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zaowood 5 points ago +5 / -0

Soy Splatter 2020

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prayinpede 22 points ago +22 / -0

Is this caliber ever going to become a thing. It's been rumored for years that the military is upgrading to it

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Dark5580 12 points ago +12 / -0

I believe 2 of the 3 new saw prototypes use 6.8 so it very well could be

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prayinpede 7 points ago +7 / -0

https://youtu.be/M7MV0H8235o

I saw.this.one almost a year ago

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dontCensorMeBro 2 points ago +2 / -0

lost no-fap November after watching this

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WildSauce 10 points ago +10 / -0 (edited)

No. The extra energy of the projectile is completely negated by the increased weight of the ammunition. It is simply better, and provides more downrange lethality, to send a soldier out with more rounds of 5.56.

Edit: Old, but still highly relevant article on this subject

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YeDragonEnergy 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don’t get your hopes up. Army always says they’re going to replace their service rifle only to end up keeping their M4s and M16s. Marine Corps kind of got around it by adopting the H&K M27 IAR as a replacement for their M249

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Cup_O_Covfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Given the fact that 90% of ammo is expended in suppressing fire, it seems like a step backwards to send them out with less ammo for only slightly higher energy.

I'm fully convinced that 5.56 makes the most sense. The only time it has stopping power issues is against thin, emaciated enemy combatants where there's not enough mass to get the bullet to yaw in time. That's rarely a problem. I'm sure 99.99% of people shot with a 5.56 go down within its effective range of 600 to 1000 yards depending on the soldier.

And even then, almost all of the effectiveness comes down to the rifleman, not the round.

Seems like more expensive mucking around by the DoD who loves nothing more than spending money. The defense contractors are also getting whiny because the gravy train of the Endless Desert War stopped so you have no idea how much of the promotion of "newer, better, slightly heavier" is about what's truly the best decision for our soldiers vs. getting some phat contracts flowing again to convert the entire military to a slightly different cartridge.

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wiombims 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're not sending them out with less ammo. Nobody's adopting 6.8 brass for the reasons you mentioned. 6.8 polymer and 6.8 telescopic/caseless weigh as much as 5.56 brass but increase range to .308 levels. There are good reasons in some geographic locations .308 is humped. Having that with the weight of 5.56 is a significant upgrade. No "overmatch" bullshit involved. I'd take 6.8 polymer for my suppresive fire, wouldn't you? I'd take it in a heartbeat if it weighed as much as 5.56 brass and that's what's being developed right now. We'll see if they pull it off but I think they are pulling it off. I'm also excited by the floating chamber on the prototypes.

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Cup_O_Covfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, its cool gun tech for sure. If I had to "chose" I'd take 417 Chey-tac for my suppressive fire but that's just not gonna happen, lol.

I dunno....I hope its really considered thoroughly and isn't rammed through because the DefenseBUX haven't been flowing as much lately in fuckhead wars and everyone knows the entire military industrial complex is inbred worse than seedless watermelons.

I'm concerned because it works great, in theory, if there's no supply issues. Whereas any ammo maker can produce shit tons of .223/5.56. Which the military has bought assload of and is contributing to the shortage.

With everything going on I hope there's no fuckery afoot regarding strategizing about a domestic conflict. Right now the patriots and the stormtroopers are running identical platforms and ammo. Definitely changes the dynamics if they aren't anymore. I dunno.

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wiombims 1 point ago +1 / -0

We wouldn't be allowed to use the weapons "of the future" anyways because they're open bolt. There's a very real possibility that the upgrade to polymer ammunition, if it ever even happens, kills civilian gun ownership forever since open-bolt polymer firing guns won't be "sporting use" and there won't be a civilian ownership of these weapons to justify "common use" so you're right it's definitely something to keep an eye on. It may be something to lay the ground towards in the legal system before it's too late.

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Waredodooday1 9 points ago +9 / -0

🤣🤣🤣 I'd buy that!

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Arizona_pede 53 points ago +53 / -0

The Rittenhouse Repeater!

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 17 points ago +17 / -0

LMAO.

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603win 32 points ago +32 / -0

Kyle’s Kenosha Carbine

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 27 points ago +27 / -0

LOL.

KYLESHNOKOV or KENOSHAKOV

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Gwoz8881 3 points ago +3 / -0

He’s not Russian

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DeplorableCentipede 9 points ago +9 / -0

How about Kyle’s Kenosha Karbine for maximum triggering?

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Mane 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kenosha Kyle’s Kike-Killin’ Kommunist-Kappin’ Krazy Karbine.

Putting pedos in the ground.

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RegularAmerican 1 point ago +4 / -3

Haha these are all great especially Kylashnikov omg that's funny. Too bad it was an AR or that would have to be it.

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FuckReddit4545 26 points ago +26 / -0

Shut up and take my money

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BananaWalrusWafer 19 points ago +19 / -0

John Wick gun sommelier...for the main dish may I recommend the Kyle?

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shtpostinalotofmemes 25 points ago +25 / -0

Once he's cleared he can go HAM... keep in mind Zimmerman literally auctioned off the gun he used kek

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kek_saved_the_world 12 points ago +12 / -0

RUN FOR FUCKING SENATE!

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Indivisual_1 12 points ago +12 / -0

Honest question: if he gets acquitted, does he automatically get the $2 million bail money?

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DiscoverAFire 10 points ago +10 / -0

WI will take $700 fees, the rest goes to him 30 days after the trial is concluded (acquitted or convicted)

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ChickNorris 7 points ago +8 / -1

Actually, since the donations were made to the nonprofit Lin Wood and his attorney set up for his bail and legal defense donations I imagine the money will be going back to the nonprofit. Maybe the fund will be used to help other people in these situations.

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ClownTamer 11 points ago +11 / -0

Either way Kyle’s walking out of this a millionaire celeb in one way or another. Put him as the endorser of a brand and I’m buying.

“YOU’D SUPPORT SOMEONE FOR KILLING PEACEFUL PROTESTORS TRYING TO FIGHT SYSTEMIC OPPRESSION!?!?”

That’s a funny way of spelling child rapist rioters trying to kill someone, but yes.

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Greg-2012 11 points ago +11 / -0

He needs 24/7 security, the violent, leftist cucks hate him.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lawyers say he's safe. No idea what that means, but it's probably true.

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AZ4Trump 10 points ago +10 / -0

Love to see him in a Mat Best video.

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HeavenlyTrumpets 218 points ago +220 / -2

<3<3<3

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Thracka951 104 points ago +106 / -2

He’s been exercising.

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Scroon 66 points ago +69 / -3

Prison makes you hard. :P

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Cup_O_Covfefe 21 points ago +22 / -1

Dude, our man Kyle is gonna get MAD puss.

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whatlike_withacloth 50 points ago +52 / -2

Jail has limited options for activity. Exercise is a good choice among the few you have.

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Bogey 34 points ago +35 / -1

Yup. Read. Watch TV. Work out.

Ain't nothing worth watching on TV.

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N7fury 47 points ago +48 / -1

I was gonna say looks like he's drop some weight. Kid is gonna be slaying some girls not just commies once his charges get dropped. He deserves it. The hell he's been through for defending the homeland

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4n0n1776 9 points ago +10 / -1

That's degenerate you know. Its the reason we're in this mess to begin with. Let's hope he finds one good one and stick to her!

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Cup_O_Covfefe 9 points ago +11 / -2

Once he gets the charges dropped? That kid could have a new right wing gun girl every night for the next year.

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circusmonkey 207 points ago +209 / -2

PATRIOT = ALL ACTION. NO TALK.

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schifforbrains 49 points ago +50 / -1

Thomas Paine enters chat

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Husky 20 points ago +21 / -1

God damn wordsmith superhero

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LittleRedRidingPills 6 points ago +8 / -2

Common Motherfucking SENSE.

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wokeasskekmonster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Word...s. =P

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Smubbs 155 points ago +156 / -1

How much did they pay him to wear that shirt

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Seanp12 122 points ago +123 / -1

It would be hilarious if BRCC bailed him out for the 2mil just to advertise them.

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rooftoptendie 68 points ago +69 / -1

even trade.

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LittleRedRidingPills 25 points ago +27 / -2

FWIW, when I donated my paltry $100 that I could afford, Kyle's donation fund was well above $2M. The boy's got FRIENDS. Myself, and all of us, included. :)

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kuntbrown 19 points ago +20 / -1

I'd be pissed if I was the mypillow guy. I don't think he makes shirts tho

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f_bastiat 29 points ago +30 / -1

We all know what Kyle will lay his head down on tonight.

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BigleaguendTouchee 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly. And every one of his nearest and dearest for the rest of their beautiful lives.

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LawfulSilentMajority 5 points ago +5 / -0

So did that whole thing say what happens to the money after he is done with court? You get bail back if you pay the full amount. It's just lost if you do the ~10% thing and pay a bail bonds company to put up the full amount for you. Hopefully he gets it.

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refresco 2 points ago +2 / -0

It'll get put towards "legal fees" either way.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 67 points ago +70 / -3

Salt Lake City resident here, and I know the owners of Black Rifle Coffee company (not super well, but we've chatted a few times). It's not a super big or rich company. They probably sent him a gift package. I SERIOUSLY doubt they've hired him to endorse their product.

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hai_senpai 35 points ago +35 / -0

I'll second this. BRCC is a great company. But they have been playing neutral ground recently as they open up coffee shops.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 31 points ago +31 / -0

Their only overt political stance is being pro-2A (many BRCC shops are in the lobbies of gun ranges are gun stores). But of course, the left in America has gone full Stalinist. So if you're pro-2A, it's obvious where you lie politically.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 10 points ago +10 / -0

I read that as "full satanist." Same thing.

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ChickNorris 19 points ago +20 / -1

All businesses should play it neutral tbh.

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Gwoz8881 10 points ago +10 / -0

Absolutely agree. I love based companies, but it’s better business to just keep it neutral

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wiombims 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Neutral" is a pretty funny way of spelling subtly pushing politically correct globalist HR nonsense and marxist propaganda but in theory you'd love to see some neutrality in businesses you can't avoid patroning.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

As demonstrated, many can't. With "rifle" in the name, they're labeled.

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LittleRedRidingPills 6 points ago +8 / -2

Look at the arc of any company, and I'll show you a company which started honest and all about the customer, and then profits and the simple reality of corporate bullshit slowly makes their interests adversarial to those of their customer.

Not saying that this is the case with BRCC. And I hope it never is. But they would be the exception, not the norm.

Seriously, look at the arc of every profitable company, and they become quietly adversarial to the customer. Every fucking time.

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BananaWalrusWafer 12 points ago +14 / -2

Range 15 is an excellent film! If you'd like to pass that along to them I'd appreciate it.

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blackkit27 2 points ago +3 / -1

That movie is fucking terrible, even Mat Best said he regrets ever making it.

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LittleRedRidingPills 3 points ago +4 / -1

Donut Operator clued me in to BRCC. They're selling a lifestyle, more than coffee. And I, for one, am TOTALLY on board.

(I'm jealous as fuck of Donut. He's just got a great life going. Good for him.)

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RedditIs4Retards 33 points ago +33 / -0

Hopefully a 50% stake in the company! Lol

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Wrathofwretchcmox 27 points ago +27 / -0

They donated to this fund and most likely sent him some swag.

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Skogin 22 points ago +22 / -0

Totally appropriate.

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remember1776 143 points ago +144 / -1

Guard that kid.

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Skogin 36 points ago +37 / -1

🙏😎

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AslanFan 30 points ago +31 / -1

Prayers for security and peace!

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voter129472974 23 points ago +24 / -1

Definitely not a kid. Rittenhouse is more of a man than I am

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remember1776 13 points ago +14 / -1

Age-wise he's a kid, but he has already achieved more than most people in their lifetimes

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hit_backspace 6 points ago +7 / -1

when will the rest of us get a chance at killing domestic terrorists?

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remember1776 9 points ago +10 / -1

Unfortunately, that might be sooner than we think

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OOIIIIIIIIIIIIIID 10 points ago +10 / -0

I think he can handle it ;)

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YeDragonEnergy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pede, I think he’s demonstrated that he can guard himself 😉 but I agree

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Frequent92 127 points ago +127 / -0

Hero.

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RentFree2020 105 points ago +108 / -3

Bahahahaaha he is wearing a Black RIFLE shirt. Leftist will be seething! AMAZING!

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FredRedd 21 points ago +22 / -1

Leftist will be seething but you know what? I’m ordering me some coffee first thing tomorrow morning!

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RentFree2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same!

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ILickStones-InFours 102 points ago +104 / -2

This guy has the highest score for 2020. I’m almost afraid some of us pedes are gunna have to beat it in 2021

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anteracorp 79 points ago +80 / -1

SHOT A PEDO IN THE DICK

SHOT A WOMAN STRANGLER IN THE LUNGS

SHOT A THIEF IN THE ARM

ALL COMMIES

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tufftoffee 45 points ago +46 / -1

Poetic where he shot them too. Can't fuck with a shot dick, cant choke if you're choking yourself, cant steal without working hands and arms.

God was behind that rifle. Eye for an eye.

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DanIsSwell 19 points ago +20 / -1

Wow, that is hand of God poetic justice! Now, he should pull a Sandman and sue the news agencies who lied and slandered him.

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tufftoffee 7 points ago +7 / -0

Would be a cherry on top. He deserves it. His name is infamous. (For all the right reasons)

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anteracorp -6 points ago +2 / -8

While I agree it was certainly no coincidence...I muat say that I've personally never agreed with using the line Eye for an eye.. .because that's only the first part of this Hammurabi law...IIRC, the complete version is: AN EYE FOR AN EYE MAKES THE WHOLE WORLD BLIND.

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DiscoverAFire 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's a later addition, not part of Hammurabi's law

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anteracorp 8 points ago +8 / -0

Figured; history teacher was a total loser

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DiscoverAFire 9 points ago +9 / -0

NP, I love history. Actual history.

Hammurabi was a total hardass, which he had to be in his time. He instituted presumption of innocence, but if you were convicted you were punished, not just slapped on the wrist. Financial Fraud? 10x penalties. Assault? Huge fines (or beatings). Theft? Death. Perjury? Death.

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anteracorp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Financial fraud back in those times?

Like of copper ingots?

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wiombims 2 points ago +2 / -0

They also had different rules for different castes. The eye for an eye was only for rich people. Slaves and commoners losing an eye would basically only get a couple beers for their trouble. Even more hilariously, the fine would sometimes be paid to the king. The king also had the option to commute a criminal's transgression towards a nobleman as long as a "fair" trade for the value of the eye was given.

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tufftoffee 8 points ago +8 / -0

Tell that to the moslems who want us killed. Can't exactly reason with them.

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anteracorp 2 points ago +2 / -0

True

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PhDs_to_MAGA2 1 point ago +1 / -0

That was Ghandhi who was a pedo

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BasedRedPillZeus 2 points ago +2 / -0

How many commies did he kill?

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CrQCQd1LE_TendiePede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tis the stuff of legend....

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LordYugemongus 23 points ago +23 / -0

Dec 14th 2020 isn’t here yet

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2Fangz 8 points ago +8 / -0

"I'm doing my part too!"

https://youtu.be/-_7FaWnlhS4

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Sand313man 2 points ago +2 / -0

This movie has something great about it - even with all its cheese.

Just good vibes, and taking out alien scum.

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tufftoffee 7 points ago +7 / -0

What a birthday that'll be for me. Get to slay commies.

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ILickStones-InFours 7 points ago +7 / -0

You really think you’ll despatch 2.5+ commies by then? God bless you

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

300:1 ratio. 12/14 is the last day our Courts can straighten out the Presidential election fraud.

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sackofwisdom 6 points ago +6 / -0

WA shut down our gyms again and that is the date we're supposed to open up again. Not subtle at all. Fuck Jay Inslee.

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LordYugemongus 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m in the PNW too. Brown and Inslee would be a real couple of turds if they weren’t just a spray of diarrhea

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Gorilla_Channel 6 points ago +6 / -0

More legit kills than COVID-19

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DarkestB4ThaDon 88 points ago +89 / -1

Future President

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rooftoptendie 48 points ago +49 / -1

THE EXPERT & THE KID 2036

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ADAM_SCHITT 28 points ago +29 / -1

Got physical security and cyber security covered.

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svlem 13 points ago +13 / -0

lmao

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xxnamexx530 3 points ago +3 / -0

Have to be 35, Kyle will be 33 in 2036, can't run until 2040, but you can run for senator at 30 and representative at 25

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Gwoz8881 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nick for president and Kyle for VP

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TappenZee 81 points ago +86 / -5 (edited)

AMA please!

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Thedaythe_redditdied 110 points ago +111 / -1

As much as I would love this. Not till after his trial.

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Jaybone86 48 points ago +49 / -1

This. He shouldn’t say shit until his acquittal.

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Poodles4Trump 16 points ago +17 / -1

100% this

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AwatingOrders 5 points ago +5 / -0

His AR did all the talking. What else you need to know?

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LurkNoMore 74 points ago +74 / -0

Welcome home hero

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xAnswerTo1984is1776 73 points ago +74 / -1

LOL that shirt is going to trigger so many soy fags

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TampaMAGA 24 points ago +24 / -0

That’s the point brother!! Feels good to be winners

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Chick-Fil-A 2 points ago +2 / -0

As much as I love him wearing this shirt...I'm concerned it could be used against him somehow in court.

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logan34 44 points ago +45 / -1

Beautiful 🙏😆

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spanglevision 41 points ago +41 / -0

A true patriot!!! Happy Thanksgiving Kyle!

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HereForTheMemes 40 points ago +40 / -0

That smile.

That damned smile.

Happy turkey day, patriot!

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ManBearPigIsReal 39 points ago +39 / -0

True American Hero

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hocuspocusfocusjeep 39 points ago +39 / -0

Glad to see the Kenosha Kid finally free

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trial hasn't started yet. Next Court date is 12/3.

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VOTE-VOTE-VOTE-VOTE 39 points ago +39 / -0

Should have happend a long time ago, but at least he's home fore the Holidays now.

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Surefolks 38 points ago +38 / -0

American hero! Spending Thanksgiving where he truly belongs: at home!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

We have no idea that's where he is. Since his lawyer specifies that he's SAFE, it's almost a sure bet he's not home.

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veritasvincit 38 points ago +38 / -0

Kyle, if you see this. You are a hero and a true patriot. We are all behind you 100%.

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NoTimeToBleed 8 points ago +8 / -0

100% and $2 million

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RobertMorris 4 points ago +4 / -0

We are with you, Kyle! For [Kenosha]!! For freedom! To the death!!!

(read/screamed in Delios' voice, of course)

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pizz11 36 points ago +36 / -0

Hell yeah!

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FeverBurn 34 points ago +34 / -0

Ugh fawk yeah

Starting to look like America has a chance 🤙

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THE_golden_goddess 3 points ago +3 / -0

Justice is coming back!!!

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RahkeemTheMachine 33 points ago +33 / -0

Is that pedophile still dead?

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LordYugemongus 33 points ago +33 / -0

Check the Voter Rolls

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BeerPongAmerica 13 points ago +13 / -0

The pedo probably voted twice in Milwaukee

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

And three times in Madison.

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Konig 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yes but he voted for biden 8 times

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rooftoptendie 12 points ago +12 / -0

YEP, STILL DEAD.

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Deathlessly 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that bicep still pumping?

That "skater" still skating?

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UnbreakablePatriot 32 points ago +32 / -0

That kitchen looks empty...think they have him in a safe house from the left?

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BananaWalrusWafer 15 points ago +15 / -0

You betcha

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Junkamale 30 points ago +30 / -0

Those are contagious smiles.

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fedupwithdem 3 points ago +3 / -0

Absolutely. I smiled instantly the moment I saw Kyle's smiling face.

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BananaWalrusWafer 29 points ago +29 / -0

God bless the Rickster and his Silver Spoons (girlish Tiger Beat sigh...)

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DropGat 27 points ago +27 / -0

I just posted some info in another thread on Ricky Schroder that apparently many did not know-

I am a Veteran & have helped out at a Veterans Charity for a decade, l have spent time with Ricky Schroder & he has been helping Veterans behind the scenes the whole time l have been involved.

He did a cross-country 4-day Vets Motorcycle Ride for charity with us a few years ago raising awareness & money for Wounded Warriors to get them specially modified Houses & Vehicles etc. He slept on the ground & ate & shot the BS with us around the camp fire & rode his own bike & opened his heart up to us revealing stuff the paparazzi would pay big bucks for, he knew we could be trusted as we respected what he was doing & his trust was never betrayed .

I did 4 tours in COP's in what we called the Taliban Badlands ,the lawless Afghan tribal areas right on the Pakistan border .Ricky acted as his own camera man & filmed a Documentary series on XVIII Airborne Corps and the 10th Mountain Division, Spartan Brigade fighting in Afghanistan, he was given access as he was friends with a 3 Star whom he had known for over a decade.

He spent months with the guys on the ground & on extended patrols, when he left he had prime T Bone steaks & care packages flown into the same remote COP's l had fought in to show his appreciation to the guys .

He joked to us that 99% of the young guys he filmed in Afghanistan had no idea who he was & most were not as old as his own son, he quickly learned to listen for orders shouted at "Hey Camera Guy" during fighting.

He is a stand up guy & a Patriot .

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jughaid 7 points ago +7 / -0

Good stuff...thanks for posting that.

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magabirdlady 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow thanks.

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Brillica 4 points ago +4 / -0

Any idea the name of the documentary?

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DropGat 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Fighting Season & My Fighting Season, he has done a few combat focussed ones including one on Syria.

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K-MAGer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for this information!!!

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Peart44 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for your service, and for the story pede!

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Merks 27 points ago +27 / -0

Fuck. Yes.

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TeflonD0N 26 points ago +26 / -0

Our Hero Has Returned

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Dialectic 26 points ago +27 / -1

HEAR HEAR. GOOD FUCKING JOB

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AlohaChris 25 points ago +25 / -0

The shirt is the pièce de résistance.

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Ohgami 24 points ago +24 / -0

So happy to see this TRUE Patriot being able to spend Thanksgiving with family.

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RedditIs4Retards 24 points ago +24 / -0

Kyle, I know you're here!

If so, I'm sure you know the whole entire country (those with brains that is) supports you and are with you to the tune of $2m just for the bail alone!

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HouseMouse 24 points ago +24 / -0

Welcome home Kyle!

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Marchosias 22 points ago +22 / -0

SHOOT ME NI&&A! SHOOT ME NI&&A! Ok.....

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Deathlessly 4 points ago +4 / -0

Grosskreutz:

I should have shot him when I had the chance.

Kyle:

I do not regret shooting them.

He still got in the better last word.

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KekistanPM 19 points ago +19 / -0

Omg three people in the same room! Superspreaders REEEEEEEE!!!!

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Czshad2 19 points ago +19 / -0

Silver spoons!

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Forty_Five 18 points ago +18 / -0

Happy Thanksgiving patriot!

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SideOBeef2016 18 points ago +18 / -0

No way is he home?!

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Wrathofwretchcmox 19 points ago +19 / -0

He made bail. Thanks to American patriots, my pillow, Ricky Schroeder, Black rifle coffee and I’m sure more.

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LawfulSilentMajority 1 point ago +1 / -0

So did that whole thing say what happens to the money after he is done with court? You get bail back if you pay the full amount. It's just lost if you do the ~10% thing and pay a bail bonds company to put up the full amount for you. I'd be happy if what sponsors put up goes back to them but hopefully he gets the rest. The full $2MM would be nice.

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Whatyougotson 10 points ago +10 / -0

Looks like they set him up with a place to stay. Too dangerous at home

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Thracka951 17 points ago +17 / -0

That shirt is going to trigger the left!

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Francis_Marion 16 points ago +16 / -0

Based BRCC shirt.

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kesquare2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thinking the same. Just had a cup of murdered out.

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Standby 15 points ago +15 / -0

THANK YOU PATRIOT!

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WhoDecidedThat 14 points ago +14 / -0

FUCK AROUND FIND OUT

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mewman30 13 points ago +13 / -0

Legend

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busyDad 13 points ago +13 / -0

YESSSS!!!!

First pillows, now coffee! Lots of shopping today!!!

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couranto 13 points ago +14 / -1

Yes!!! 🙏🇺🇸

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BasedCowgirl 11 points ago +11 / -0

Thank God!

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Rollsablunt 11 points ago +11 / -0

nice

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BigMikesBlackCock 6 points ago +8 / -2

is that Bruce Campbell?