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Lapstrake 675 points ago +678 / -3

This is one of those times that I wish I could upvote more than once.

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uzi5v2 702 points ago +702 / -0

“I can help with that!” -Dominion

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The_red_hat 216 points ago +216 / -0

Ahahahahahah!!!

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GlacialSpeed 93 points ago +93 / -0

HahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHA

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TalmudIsToiletPaper 97 points ago +97 / -0

Family "Is that an octopus?"

Pede "Actually it's a Kraken. Now Get Some!"

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Bloombergs_fly 27 points ago +27 / -0

Hahahaha!

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Kompromat 3 points ago +3 / -0

I had to read the comments to get it, hahaha. Makes it that much better. I'm sure it will engender that question.

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LeewardRights 18 points ago +18 / -0

OK KRAKEN ;)

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cherryred 8 points ago +8 / -0

I thought it was Cthulhu but that makes more sense.

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Friend_of_John_Galt 122 points ago +122 / -0

BRAVO, but you also have to take upvotes from another post. Preferably the post with the most upvotes.

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MW1665 39 points ago +39 / -0

But also some without many up votes. No one will be mad bc we all know they weren't getting to the Hot page. So it's justifiable. At least in michigan

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MakeFreedomRing 41 points ago +41 / -0

Take the votes of the banned/dead bots and shills. Nobody will notice

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540k-Again 22 points ago +22 / -0

KEK! Under-rated comment & location!

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Impotent_Weasel 22 points ago +22 / -0

Dominion has entered the chat.

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sjw_injection 13 points ago +13 / -0

We need percentage based upvotes

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The_Big_Guy 43 points ago +43 / -0

I can also help. -The Big Guy

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shipoutofdanger 58 points ago +58 / -0

Great Octopie!!!

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SavingPrivateGrace 23 points ago +23 / -0

It's a Kraken waiting to be released in my mouth.

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jimmy42oh 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's what she said

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SavingPrivateGrace 6 points ago +6 / -0

I be in the kitchen cookin pie with my baby!

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Joebagofdonuts 2 points ago +2 / -0

You’re an artist!!!

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TropArtic1 10 points ago +10 / -0

With ice cream.

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Peony 9 points ago +9 / -0

two scoops

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InTheRealm 5 points ago +5 / -0

3 sco0ps now !

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Pede3 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nancy loaned you some of the good stuff?

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IllusionOfChoice 10 points ago +10 / -0

Looks like Cthulhu to me, but what do I know...

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ZeroDeltaTango 2 points ago +2 / -0

A 50-point pun

Impressive

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WU_HAN_FRU 6 points ago +6 / -0

Brother's Daughter's M&Ms Dispenser has entered the chat.

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defnotarobit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Only costs me 10%? Good deal!

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Awilen 32 points ago +33 / -1

KEK <-- This one. And tbh, add all the others below.
KEK
KEK
KEK
KEK
KEK
KEK
KEK
KEK
KEK

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TurdFergusen 13 points ago +13 / -0

All the keks

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AmerikaUberAlles 28 points ago +28 / -0

Baking skill level: Cthulhu

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BladderBeerPoopin 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's what I'm screamin'.

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fponick 66 points ago +66 / -0

No worries. I’ll do it for you, 👍🏼

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Pierre_Delecto 27 points ago +27 / -0

This is one of those times that I wish I could upvote more than once.

Agreed...absolutely a top ten kek of the year, roflmao!

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MostlyPeacefulRioter 23 points ago +23 / -0

Turn into a Democrat. Then you can vote as much as you’d like

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ForgottenLogin 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's ok, you can share mine.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 13 points ago +13 / -0

On all my social media today I posted about how many in a certain political party wants to destroy the famous Chris the Reedeemer statue in Brasil and all depictions of white Jesus, including all paintings and murals of him. So I included that caption with two beautiful pics of the statue and the first one with a "All praise be to god caption. Even put it on Facebook to trigger ALL the liberal faggots in my area I used to go to school w ahahahahahahahaha so when they look it up expecting to see republicans they'll see SHAUN KING SAID THE WHITE JESUS COMMENT AND HOW HE'S A HUGE BLM LEADER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KEK!!!!!!!!! Literally everyone who lives here in Virginia is a BLM cuck who participated in their protest here..... fucking losers!

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FormerGraveheart 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Dems want to destroy a statue in another fucking country? Fuck, I want all Dems dead.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 188 points ago +190 / -2

Umm, krakenberry pie - my favorite!

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IHeartMyDoggy [S] 59 points ago +59 / -0

Mine too!

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nomac 58 points ago +58 / -0

krakenberry pie

I was trying to think of a funny name for it, but nevermind now. You win.

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Forty_Five 128 points ago +131 / -3

Is that a graham kraken crust?

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IHeartMyDoggy [S] 69 points ago +69 / -0

Yes...yes it is 😂

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MakeFreedomRing 21 points ago +21 / -0

Did you add extra salt?

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540k-Again 23 points ago +23 / -0

Salted-butter :)

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TEXinLA 80 points ago +82 / -2

Epic!

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unblindmind 14 points ago +14 / -0 (edited)

Bet it taste sweet and extra satisfying!!

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PikeMomPeo 48 points ago +52 / -4

That’s a nice looking octopi

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HiddenDekuScrub 51 points ago +51 / -0

Octo-pie?

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ObamasLooseButthole 25 points ago +26 / -1

Damn. Now I'm torn between Krakenberry and Octopie

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Vla1ne 15 points ago +15 / -0

Why not both? Krackenberry flavored Octopie.

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MarvinNash 12 points ago +12 / -0

Nope. Octopi have 3.141592 tentacles.

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GoldwaterVoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's plural. May I have 2 or 3??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex2r86G0sdc

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TwitterIsTrash 44 points ago +45 / -1

I won’t bother at mine cause talking to my brainwashed teacher’s union aunt is like arguing with a brick wall.

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DragonEnergyDick 31 points ago +31 / -0

Do we have the same aunt? Lol

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RegularAmerican 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol hey cuz it's me!

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DaayTerkErJerbs 21 points ago +21 / -0

Why is it the 'educators' always appear to be autistic.. in the bad way? When I used to debate people on facebook about politics all the dumbest people in the group were teachers.

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Heyzeus 16 points ago +16 / -0

I think it comes down to people in those positions often being at the perfect level to think that they're more intelligent than they really are.

Truly dumb people are fairly aware that they don't know everything, and can be convinced with a good argument. Truly intelligent people are distinctly aware that they don't know everything, and often seek out logical arguments on either side and follow the ones that make sense.

However, a lot of people are in that sweet spot where they can be convinced that they already understand everything (and this is enforced daily in soft-degrees within colleges and through the media). They believe that a counter-narrative is just some "conspiracy theory" without actually looking into.

To the point of teachers who generally fall in this group, sure you ought to have a college degree to teach, but you really only need to have a greater than average understanding of the material for the grade and subject you teach. Everything else, like understanding how government works, what a successful economy involves, or any number of knowledge bases important to our "democracy" are completely unnecessary for that goal.

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TrumpTrain425 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dunning-kruger is a bitch

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Plbdunvdhkudcjkfcbj 7 points ago +7 / -0

Because an educator in a topic is just barely competent in that topic. If a math teacher were actually good at math they would be a successful engineer/scientist. If an English teacher were actually good at English they would be a successful author.

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mrbear10mm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those who cant, teach.

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Pede3 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hivemind. Must conform to keep job.

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CWAC_Patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those that can, do.

Those that can't, teach.

Those that can't do that, manage.

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PhDs_to_MAGA2 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is an intellectually lazy argument and I feel sad that you have never had any excellent professors or teachers.

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SisyphusRockAndRoll 1 point ago +1 / -0

They really only need an education 1 year above who they teach, so....

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crimsonfancy 16 points ago +16 / -0

If you're hosting the meal, deport her!

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TwitterIsTrash 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha nah my grandma is hosting

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crimsonfancy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, I understand and appreciate your situation. This is when I enact my bait and fire format. The ammo is here and the subtlety is up to you. No need to embarrass anyone at grandmother's home but dropping a TDWIN truth bomb with unrivaled backup will do wonders. Bring something they haven't heard, offer backup sources, ask if they'll be kind enough to get back with their rebuttal.

You can't lose. We don't lose because we have it all. We don't lose.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 7 points ago +8 / -1

Yeah just stay off politics with lefty relatives.

Be kind and extra friendly to them, then they will at least be able to consider the fact that there's good-hearted conservatives out there.

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EagleI 11 points ago +11 / -0

As long as lefties also stay off politics.

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Aquamine-Amarine 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's the thing. They bring politics into EVERYTHING. I just wouldn't invite them at all, chances are they're a mask Nazi so they're going to ruin Thanksgiving for everyone. If they don't know how to behave, they don't get invited.

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EagleI 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup. It is always a double standard. Liberals rant about politics. Conservatives stay silent to keep the peace. I'm not doing it anymore. I'm happy to respect those who stay silent on the topic, but if you keep bring it up, let's talk.

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JohnR23 8 points ago +8 / -0

No. We’re in this situation because we have tried to be nice and not talk politics. We have now broken into “those who know” and “those who only know what ain’t so”. I’m not saying that we should be mean or mad, but we need to start bridging that divide. A good place to start is to agree on an end goal, then explore why our way will get us there and why theirs will not.

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OhioRiverGator 7 points ago +7 / -0

NO, they need to hear the truth. Just like a little child cries when they are told "no", these brainwashed relatives need to be told that they are contributing to the destruction of a free America, qnd then let them reeeeeeeeeeeee! They need the truth shoved down their throats like an extra slice of kraken pie.

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TwitterIsTrash 1 point ago +1 / -0

My parents have both tried showing her the light for years but she just gets angry and refuses to listen. It’s a shame because she’s also a practicing Catholic and is in denial that her political party contradicts her beliefs directly.

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Chaotikizm 4 points ago +4 / -0

When their side of the isle is attempting to set the conditions of Thanksgiving I'm afraid shouting is not out off the table this year.

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geniusplay 7 points ago +7 / -0 (edited)

They don't want logic. You go in like a happy dog with his tongue out with plenty of energy. They want fun :D when they see you're fun they might listen but ew, being serious is boring. You're the star of the show my friend! It's super easy :) Satan wants you to be quiet. Actually, make a toast about Trump or say "Here's for 4 more years of Trump!!! "

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OneManBanned 9 points ago +9 / -0

Last year I was going in enthusiastically about various topics and one of my cousins said "uh... you're not talking about politics,are you?" and I said "no, not at all; I'm talking about globalism" and she literally said "Oh! Okay!" and listened. It was both hilarious and heartbreaking at the same time, but at least I got to say my piece with someone listening!

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geniusplay 1 point ago +1 / -0

HIT THEM HARDER WITH MORE ENTHUSIASM AND FUN. IT'S THE DEMONS SPEAKING IN THEM. THEY'RE EXTREMELY SCARED OF YOU!

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TwitterIsTrash 1 point ago +1 / -0

She’d probably just roll her eyes and my uncle would go on a know-it-all rant about how I’m wrong.

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geniusplay 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would close my eyes and do a snoring sound and after I would playfully laugh. OPTIMISM. Even us Canadians will wake up. Just myself I can potentially impact hundreds of people. A YUUUGE AWAKENING IS COMING.

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FollowTheLight 31 points ago +31 / -0

Pastry Magician!

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loopypoopy 31 points ago +31 / -0

I legit don't have to worry about this. All my liberal friends and family are too scared of the rona to come over for Thanksgiving.

It's sad, but they're living the life they want to live I guess.

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Azarak 9 points ago +9 / -0

I live in Florida (thank God!) and I have heard how the MSM has thrown the absolute terror of COVID into the low-info populace, especially in those northern Dem strongholds.

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loopypoopy 28 points ago +28 / -0

I live on Texas. My brother tried to give us a big list of requirements for him to come over. I really feel like he thought he was entitled to us bowing to his whims.

My dad listened to his long list and just said, "we'll miss you." 🤣🤣🤣

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Wtf_socialismreally 8 points ago +8 / -0

Guess family is less important to him than being scared of something blown so ridiculously out of proportion that it has become obvious to anyone actually paying attention

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Peart44 7 points ago +7 / -0

ROTFLMAO!

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EagleI 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dad ftw 😂

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OneManBanned 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is your dad adopting?

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Pede3 5 points ago +5 / -0 (edited)

It's hard to keep up with the rules. At one point they wanted people who live in another household to eat outside. (It's a bit cold to do that.) The current recommendation seems to be Zoom Thanksgiving. Wolf didn't bring back the colored lockdown scheme yet, but Philly has stricter lockdown than other parts of the state. They are wanting no indoor dining in restaurants until at least 1/2021, amongst other things. RIP more small businesses and restaurants. You may see more snowbirds in the future.

Edit: we had a traffic light (red yellow green) lockdown in the beginning of the year. We were in green most recently but the definition of green changed a few times.

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OneManBanned 4 points ago +4 / -0

colored lockdown scheme

Oh... that's not gonna go over well with some Folks....

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RedNonna 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't worry, they're separate but equal.

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Tyrone_biggums 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are no rules. Be your own ruler.

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chlofefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

tbh when rona first started i was kinda hopeful that liberals were self-isolating themselves from society and the rest of us could go on to have happy, prosperous lives without them bothering us...but no, instead of minding their own business they had to try to ruin it for everyone else

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loopypoopy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought this was going to make them realize their safe spaces, social justice, equality, diversity, inclusion, and all that crap was actually bullshit. When you're facing down the barrel of a metaphorical gun you start seeing shit more clearly. And to a large part it did, remember when all that crazy shit disappeared for a few weeks?

The fact that they are back to all that crap tells me they know exactly what we do: the rona is bullshit. They're using it as another weapon to best conservatives into submission.

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chlofefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah I can't find a single person who understands how a curfew is supposed to prevent the spread of a disease, but some people are going right along with it

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Libertynfreedom4ever 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was just coming here to say this. You don’t have to chat up your liberal fam this year cuz they’re too scared to go to family gatherings. At least mine are. So my T-giving will basically be everyone sharing their juicy tidbits they found here with everyone else. Can’t complain

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desertdan 28 points ago +28 / -0

So Cthulu is joining Kek in the meme magic pantheon now? Based Innsmouth fish people.

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CrQCQd1LE_TendiePede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Already has...

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Filial_Piety_is_key 28 points ago +28 / -0

I really tried not to laugh, but was too funny

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 8 points ago +8 / -0

BROOOO tell us about that most righteous username

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Filial_Piety_is_key 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's a long story, but the short of it is, as an ordained presbyterian pastor, and I guess even before I was ordained, I was trying to figure out something terribly wrong with the world that I could tangibly feel, but couldn't articulate.

I was reading the gospel of John, saw Jesus keep referring to how everything he does, he keeps referring to his Father, (ie my Father sent me, I only do my Father's will, I do nothing except that my Father has sent me to do it, etc) It dawned on me, the irresponsibility of the fathers mainly and mothers secondarily and instilled a type of irresponsibility to their children, and everything going on is a manifestation of that. Everyone talks about being responsible fathers and mothers, but no one talked about being responsible sons and daughters. Did a lot of research on the subject, and came to the conclusion if Jesus Christ is the solution, then his filial piety was at the center of it, as he was even willing to die in his filial piety towards his Father.

So this is my focus as a person and as a pastor. I try to treat everyone as if their father was right there watching me talk with them, and I try to treat them as if my own father was watching me talk with them, both my biological father and spiritual Father. And it seems to me, filial piety and/or the absence of it pretty much explains that odd feeling of how everything was off/wrong, and the solution to right those things.

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GastonP1000 2 points ago +2 / -0

So deep. Thank you for the advice!

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 2 points ago +2 / -0

...treat everyone as if their father was right there watching me talk with them, and I try to treat them as if my own father was watching me talk with them, both my biological father and spiritual Father.

🙏🙏 &#127480 &#127480 🙏🙏

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chloebanana 23 points ago +23 / -0

Thank god our guests are all conservatives! I might buy the Kraken Rum to celebrate ahaha

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D0NNIE_DARK0 5 points ago +5 / -0

With some Trump Wine.

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chlofefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

ah! another chloe!

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chloebanana 2 points ago +2 / -0

Clever name! I wish I thought of that ahaha

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BitchyTomato 21 points ago +21 / -0

Fucking awesome!

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mrs.rose 21 points ago +21 / -0

Upvote if you have no liberal relatives 🙏

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LiberalismIsTheVirus 10 points ago +10 / -0

I wish

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excaliboor 2 points ago +2 / -0

If OP would divorce that cuck she wouldn't have them either.

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Pede3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have liberal relatives but am black sheep of family ✅

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OhioRiverGator 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish

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1A_FTW 21 points ago +21 / -0

That’s a bad ass pie!

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Bravo1 19 points ago +19 / -0

OMG! 🐙

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Sun_Tzu 19 points ago +19 / -0

LadyPede power level 9000

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loric4882 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ladypedes rule!

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htb4196 3 points ago +3 / -0

This and the ones following the shred truck in Atlanta.

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Skatemyboard 18 points ago +18 / -0

😂😂😂😂

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turanian_552 17 points ago +17 / -0

Cthulhu pie? Dank.

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papagiorgio-g 6 points ago +6 / -0

Could be Dank in Oregon! LOL

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Gangleri_01 13 points ago +13 / -0

“We have the best Krakenberry Pie anywhere in the world, not even close,” Trump said. “Look, we have so much Pie. I don’t think you need that kind of Pie or that much Pie, but some people disagree with me and some people agree with me. But we have the greatest Krakenberry Pie in the world, and we have the most Krakenberry Pie in the world.”

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Marshall 12 points ago +12 / -0

Let them know you can't have them over because of COVID.

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Skatemyboard 8 points ago +8 / -0

There u go. Five min video call. Happy Turkey Day, toodles.

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Marshall 7 points ago +7 / -0

Send the picture, eat the pie.

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Liberty4All 10 points ago +10 / -0

Love it. That is some fine pastry work there. 👍

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SuperChicken 10 points ago +10 / -0

KRACKENBERRY PIE!😋

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Czshad2 9 points ago +9 / -0

I love Krakenberry Pie!

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yvjin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Did you bake that?? That's so cool!!

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Ryanaissance 9 points ago +9 / -0

Barry has entered the chat. "You didn't bake that."

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kesquare2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Cthulu?

Close enough.

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Luvmyhub75 7 points ago +7 / -0

Really great job

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AsaNisiMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Incredible! We have the best bakers!

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RooftopKoreanBBQ 7 points ago +7 / -0

Beautiful pie, pede! I'm a little bit of an amateur baker myself but have never made anything this lovely. A funny coincidence, the "octopus" is a name for the web of crime and infiltration by the deep state. They have their dirty tentacles in everything.

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RC22 5 points ago +5 / -0

It is a Kraken, not an octopus

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RooftopKoreanBBQ 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know. They're similar looking and I was pointing out how a similar animal is also related to current events.

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Chuj 6 points ago +6 / -0

Love me some Cthulhu pie!! 🥧

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Aizure 6 points ago +6 / -0

tell your liberal relatives they cant come because of the covid limits.

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Pede3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let em come but outdoor seating.

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ShillHunter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Top Kek!

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TrustingGod 6 points ago +6 / -0

Screw that. This is the most important time of our lives to talk about this topic. That or enjoy your last Thanksgiving, I guess...

PS - That is a beautiful pie though!

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Ebbie8708 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is awesome. I’m fortunate that the only person I’m spending my holiday with loves Trump and is paranoid as fuck about what’s going on but not hopeless.

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SisterCovfefe 5 points ago +5 / -0

lol

love it!

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UncleSteve_PedeHere 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fan fucking tastic

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conservativefrank 5 points ago +5 / -0

In other words, he's telling you to sit there and listen to your leftist relatives blather on with their election spin.

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DJT_JR6544 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the best place on earth!

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AT1IronMan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tell him to get fucked... Lol... Do the good work, Spread the word, and. Release the Kraken!!!

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Sand313man 5 points ago +5 / -0

So the kraken is Greek mythology.

How did the American right get to kraken memes?

It’s very apt - I’m just curious.

The means here are legendary.

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LoobintheToobin 7 points ago +7 / -0

A gift from our patron saint Sydney Powell :)

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Skatemyboard 7 points ago +7 / -0

"I'm going to release the Kraken!" (Sidney Powell)

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DaesDaemar 3 points ago +3 / -0

this pede references.

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Frihet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who told you the kraken is Greek? That is very not true. It's Scandinavian.

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Sand313man 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess hollywood in the original clash of Titans popularized it.

In the original Greek mythology - the monster is called: Cetus or ketos.

It also appears in the Septuagant.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cetus_(mythology)

But fair - point - the movie in itself did have me thinking the monster is called the kraken.

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Pederella 5 points ago +5 / -0

😞 My 86 yo mom has ingested toxic levels of maddcow. A sister is a self proclaimed one issue voter and it isn't freedom. The rest of us have had unfortunate boating mishaps recently. It's been a challenging year.

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Wtf_socialismreally 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm sorry that you lost your AR-14s in a boating accident

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Rholynn 5 points ago +5 / -0

I LOVE This!!!!!!!!

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pithys 5 points ago +5 / -0

squid ink pie

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Thingthing22 5 points ago +5 / -0

PLAY YOUAINTBLACK.COM on repeat until they leave. Or stay. Then party.

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Skatemyboard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Make sure Trump yard signs are up, guns on display, and MAGA everywhere.

They'll split, guaranteed.

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loverat 4 points ago +4 / -0

If only those liberals knew how much it hurts when hit over the head with a large TUR-KRAKKEN.

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Trumpster20infinity 4 points ago +4 / -0

" What is it made of ?"

OP: "The Truth!!!"

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Agent_Orange 4 points ago +4 / -0

Your husband: "Honey, is the pie ready to be taken out of the oven?"

You: "Yes dear, RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"

Your husband: "Aw, shit!"

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BetsyRossRocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sittin' here, kracken up at 3:40 in the morning! Thanx, Pede

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PinkoPatrol 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuck that shit. We can't afford to be silent any longer.

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hillaryforprison 4 points ago +4 / -0

CNN: How only racists have fun and joke about Thanksgiving

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laea7777 4 points ago +4 / -0

I created an account just so I could upvote this.

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OmgYoshiPlz 3 points ago +3 / -0

tell your husband to pull his balls out of your purse. this is the one time in history where keeping the peace cant work. we have to shake these psychopaths out of their paranoid delusions and get them back to reality.

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chupacabra 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's one slight problem there bud. Psycopaths can't be changed.