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posted ago by Shadowman3001 [M] +12568 / -2

HAPPY BIRTHDAY .WINNERS!!!

Let me start this out by telling you guys not to freak out.

We have no reason to believe any of the following is necessary.

BUT we have a lot of experience with internet censorship, and we like to stay a step ahead of our enemies (hence this site existing in the first place)!

So, down to business.

THE KRAKEN HAS BEEN RELEASED!

Because of this, it's possible, if not likely, that we have become an even bigger target than we already were. As our userbase grows, our Alexa rank increases, our media attention increases, so do the number and sophistication of our enemies.

But what do we say in the face of danger?

EAT A BAG OF DICKS YOU DIRTY COMMIES

To that regard, we have a few backup domains set up in case they go after .win.

Again, we have no immediate reason to believe these will ever be necessary, but it's more important to have a backup now than it ever has been.

FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DON'T LIKE TO READ, PAY ATTENTION TO THIS PART:

In the case of thedonald.win being taken offline, keep these URLs bookmarked:

thedonald.xyz

thedonald.one

thedonald.space

These are our backup domains. Just keep them on hand in case of emergency.

That is all

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

KEEP AMERICA GREAT

TRUMP 2020

TRUMP 2024

TRUMP 9096

#HAPPY BIRTHDAY .WINNERS!!! Let me start this out by telling you guys not to freak out. We have no reason to believe any of the following is necessary. BUT we have a lot of experience with internet censorship, and we like to stay a step ahead of our enemies (hence this site existing in the first place)! So, down to business. #THE KRAKEN HAS BEEN RELEASED! Because of this, it's possible, if not likely, that we have become an even bigger target than we already were. As our userbase grows, our Alexa rank increases, our media attention increases, so do the number and sophistication of our enemies. But what do we say in the face of danger? #EAT A BAG OF DICKS YOU DIRTY COMMIES To that regard, we have a few backup domains set up in case they go after .win. Again, we have no immediate reason to believe these will ever be necessary, but it's more important to have a backup now than it ever has been. #FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DON'T LIKE TO READ, PAY ATTENTION TO THIS PART: #In the case of thedonald.win being taken offline, keep these URLs bookmarked: #thedonald.xyz #thedonald.one #thedonald.space These are our backup domains. Just keep them on hand in case of emergency. That is all #MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN #KEEP AMERICA GREAT #TRUMP 2020 #TRUMP 2024 #TRUMP 9096
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Doggos [M] 1015 points ago +1016 / -1 stickied

These backups are for if the whole TheDonald.win domain is dropped - not just if the site is down due to server issues or maintenance. These domains will go active in the very unlikely scenario that our primary domain is dropped.

Each of the backups is with a different registrar.

The domain name is the only component of our setup which we NEED. Cloudflare can cancel us, any of our hosts can cancel us, and we'll be back up very quickly. But the domain? We'd be fucked, and that's why we decided to publicize these alternatives.

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Shadowman3001 [M] [S] 892 points ago +898 / -6

To reiterate for the nonreaders,

In the case of thedonald.win being taken offline, keep these URLs bookmarked:

thedonald.xyz

thedonald.one

thedonald.space

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leakmouth 771 points ago +775 / -4

What about

thedonald.getfuckedcommies ?

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kag-2020- 254 points ago +255 / -1

This needs to be a TLD.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 131 points ago +132 / -1

You can make it for the low, low price of a hundred grand.

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spaz 170 points ago +170 / -0

We've had pedes spend 25k to get voter data. We can fundraise a 100k for a TLD lol.

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THE_MAGAL0RIAN 123 points ago +124 / -1

Take my money.

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SryServiceDown 48 points ago +49 / -1

Awesome username man!

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THE_MAGAL0RIAN 30 points ago +31 / -1

Thank you pede!

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QuranIsToiletPaper 10 points ago +10 / -0

XYZ SPACE ONE all bookmarked. If I lost access to this site, and my yuge post score, I would wander around lost for days.

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AstronoMink 9 points ago +10 / -1

HEY BABES, CAN I GET A .KEK

Also, that .space domain is giving me the bones. Mmmmmm

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politicsaside 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is the way.

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kung-flu-fighting 69 points ago +70 / -1

then we should create the TLD .thedonald

getfuckedcommies.thedonald or covfefe.thedonald - FTW!

Stating to seem like a masterful plan.

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spaz 106 points ago +107 / -1

We can have unlimited donalds!

https://thedonald.thedonald.thedonald.thedonald/thedonald

I'll setup a fake leftist org and get some of that sweet Soros money to buy it.

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imightbebill 68 points ago +70 / -2

I'll setup a fake leftist org and get some of that sweet Soros money to buy it.

HOLY SHITBALLS This is a brilliant idea and should be enacted NOW on as global a scale as our platform is.

Flood the Soros funding machine with requests to support lefty ideas, and just funnel the money to support the Trump campaign and websites like ours!

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friendofno1 33 points ago +34 / -1

IM READY DAAAHNALD!

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pictureBigger 15 points ago +16 / -1

this guy DNS's

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twoscoops4america 12 points ago +13 / -1

TheDonald.forever

One or two wins will not be enough. There is 8 years of Jr. after plus 8 years of Erik and then 8 years Barron. Plus more years from the time traveling!

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Error404 8 points ago +10 / -2

unlimited donalds isn't even enough.

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BidenMumbling 21 points ago +22 / -1

CovfefeMeetsBagel.com

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WikkiWikki420 15 points ago +16 / -1

GetThis.aCoat

Getonboard.theTrumpTrain

Justanother.inthewall

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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dipshitlibs 14 points ago +15 / -1

win.thedonald looks and sounds as comfy as fuck to be honest.

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Johnnydeep1966 4 points ago +5 / -1

Kung flu fighting 😅

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Gwoz8881 17 points ago +18 / -1

I’d throw in 10k

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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simonverde1 11 points ago +13 / -2

I GOT FIIIIIIIIIVE ON IT

https://youtu.be/HSC9cgvtkRs

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jayjayjm 8 points ago +10 / -2

Do we have a way to fund raise that can't be taken down? If not, we need to get that going.

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AutistsAgainstMasks 23 points ago +24 / -1

That would be called crypto. However the mod team does not accept donations. Which I applaud and is why I bought a domain and redirect it to this site.

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CaptainMidnight 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'm forwarding ALL the traffic here from:

ActionNews.com

Fox4.com

Fox5.com

News5.com News6.com News7.com 8News.com News11.com News13.com

... and a whole lot more!!

My current favorite is: TD.net forwarding here... Just in case.

Oooo yea!!

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FluhanWu 3 points ago +4 / -1

URL? Or is that a private thing?

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Maga_bigly 3 points ago +4 / -1

What is it?

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PhD_in_everything 8 points ago +9 / -1

Isn't the first registration costing like 250k?

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MakeAmericaLegendary 3 points ago +6 / -3

Probably. I was ballparking.

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45-2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is there a place we can start a "go-fund-me" that's not on that commie site ?

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 4 points ago +4 / -0

AbolishTaxation.com

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CapitalP 2 points ago +3 / -1

TheDonald.trump I’d buy a trump domain. Make it so.

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Parcus 32 points ago +33 / -1

TheDonald.getfucked.com/mies

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Hillarysbeefcurtains 9 points ago +11 / -2

This is the best

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CAaT 5 points ago +7 / -2

LMAO

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Ghislaines_Ghost 15 points ago +19 / -4

Was suckabagofdicksyoufuckingcommies.com taken?

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Meme_Too 7 points ago +8 / -1

I suggest .trump.

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luckyfunk13 6 points ago +7 / -1

I thought it was already taken - we just can't get it.

Thedonald.us ? ;-)

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Jaywlkn 58 points ago +59 / -1

This is the one.

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Felizcheese 53 points ago +53 / -0

This is the way

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ToTheRescues 50 points ago +50 / -0

The way of the Magalorians

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THE_MAGAL0RIAN 42 points ago +42 / -0

I have spoken.

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acebart3 28 points ago +29 / -1

Guns ARE our religion

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Greg-2012 6 points ago +6 / -0

to protect our #INALIENABLE RIGHTS!

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Error404 15 points ago +16 / -1

MAGAlorians.

This is THE way

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Greg-2012 8 points ago +8 / -0

The way of Kek!

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-Howitzer- 32 points ago +33 / -1

Make the commies type it out. hahahah

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Felizcheese 27 points ago +29 / -2

I vote this one

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HillarysStrapOn 26 points ago +27 / -1

I like where this is going

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JohnTexasBaron 23 points ago +25 / -2

What about more FUNDING? Maybe not needed but I BET a LOT could be raised, for the exclusive benefit of the TD.WIN mission/infrastructure/expansion. Create a budget adhere to budget, no salaries/fees/kickbacks just expense reimbursements. GIVESENDGO?

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BecMonTchew 36 points ago +37 / -1

Were you around for the Milo and some billionaire fiasco that almost killed us? If the admins say there's no need, it's probably best to stick with that.

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JohnTexasBaron 15 points ago +16 / -1 (edited)

No I wasn’t thx for mentioning, that sounds like a mess...although the audience could definitely grow and the need to get the word out is there, never been needed more. If concern is maintaining organic growth to maintain site perhaps there is something to that. Obviously not a good idea to introduce money incentives into the mission but the word could get out to many more places. Great site but it should not have taken me years to find this stellar fountain of freedom.. (actually had to be told)

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 7 points ago +8 / -1

Yup, word of mouth.

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Whereami 8 points ago +9 / -1

Screw that guy. I remember the aftermath

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Monz 5 points ago +6 / -1

What happened? I generally like Milo. So I must have missed what happened.

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ChickNorris 10 points ago +11 / -1

I can't remember all the details but the gist is some unnamed billionaire supposedly wanted to help fund a site for T_D but they needed donations from the community for some reason and Milo backed the guy. Perhaps naively, who knows.

Anyway, there was huge community backlash as it seemed the community was being played and also possibly bought, paid for by some unknown entity that then could have just killed it sooner than reddit did.

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Bragg 6 points ago +6 / -0

It was not an unnamed billionaire, we figured it was Palmer Luckey who is based.

The issue was not the billionair, but Milo and his handling of it, trying to get his cut and turn it into a community under him.

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unsubd 5 points ago +6 / -1 (edited)

IIRC it was Palmer Luckey and the whole billboard thing.

Lol, I triggered someone.

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Jojobelle 6 points ago +7 / -1

Yeah i was around for that but dont remember exactly the fallout. Those were the good old days

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Haitianbychoice360 3 points ago +4 / -1

Please explain. Was most likely around but not paying attention.

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Monz 3 points ago +4 / -1

Quick recap? I must have missed something with regards to Milo.

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BecMonTchew 8 points ago +9 / -1

A person claiming to be a pro-Trump billionaire (I forget who it was, but it was a real person) was vetted by some of the mods (I forget who, but they got fired/ resigned afterwards). He posted to ask for money for billboards. Either Milo himself or one of his staff using his twitter account (Milo's twitter account said both at different times) vouched for the guy and pushed the request for donations.

To say that the community did not react well is an understatement. Huuuuge blow-up and schism ensued. We obviously recovered, but I'm sure there are a lot of people around from those days who still 'member, and may react badly again to requests for money.

But we were on reddit for free in those days. If the admins decide the site needs public funding, they'll let us know, and hopefully avoid the previous drama.

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Monz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hmmm. I see. I generally like Milo especially from the Gamergate and GEOTUS candidacy days. But good to know.

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Neptunepisces 3 points ago +4 / -1

Milo is on Parler and gaining momentum

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RedTX 22 points ago +22 / -0

I also asked a little while back, and was asked to contribute generously to donaldjtrump.com to support thedonald.win instead.

This team is the best!

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rooftoptendie 21 points ago +24 / -3

that means GEOTUS is funding us.

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RedTX 15 points ago +16 / -1

I didn't say that--you said that 😎

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Iamnotademocrat1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Been thinking of that myself over the past few months. He has been tweeting what we share on TD

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JohnTexasBaron 4 points ago +5 / -1

Ah

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JohnTexasBaron 9 points ago +10 / -1

Well that is excellent, I’ve done that and will again...

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Greg-2012 7 points ago +7 / -0

We should fund through services, IMO. I would gladly pay this site to host my data storage so that I can move it off GooLag.

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TrudeauSocks 104 points ago +105 / -1

Did someone say that:

thedonald.xyz

thedonald.one

thedonald.space

Are backups for the unlikely but possible scenario that .win gets taken down because we are winning and the globalist commies are terrified!?

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cal5583 43 points ago +44 / -1

shit if that happens we go decentralized. id be willing to donate webhosting if it comes to that. it wouldnt be fast but itd be a backup copy and i run latvian firewall (on older amd cpus that dont have the backdoors built in) software that vault7 failed to crack.

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goodbeerbetterviews2 26 points ago +27 / -1

Ah yes, I know some of these words.

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WesternRefugee 14 points ago +16 / -2

I know other people who know some of these words. Lol. Something something s3 buckets. That’s as close as I get to being cool enough to participate. Womp womp.

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ncsuengineer256 4 points ago +6 / -2

s3 buckets are basically the main storage engine in the AWS cloud. A cloud filesystem if you will.

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nickybops 4 points ago +5 / -1

I agree.

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WhoMurderedSethRich 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did you just say Womp Womp to some retarded Swedish girl? How dare you, sir? HOW ABSOLUTELY DARE YOU?!?

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fbeeee 14 points ago +15 / -1

Something like Zeronet might work

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cal5583 14 points ago +15 / -1

thats pretty awesome. if we threw together a prebuilt docker container with all the compiled evidence we could have people self host too

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chrislas8675309 5 points ago +6 / -1

I actually love this idea, since docker would contain all of the necessary everything to just quickly be spun up.

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JoinTheDiscussion 10 points ago +11 / -1

F the internet.. Time to expand broadband-hamnet "formerly hsmm-net"

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cal5583 4 points ago +5 / -1

seee... i wanted to do this when i worked for a wisp for a few years. ubiquiti gear is cheap as hell too. 100 bucks would get you some cpes you could trow in ap mode that go a mile or so

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JoinTheDiscussion 7 points ago +8 / -1 (edited)

Yep, we need some volunteers with existing masts to run back hauls and omni or sector access for the locals.. Even 1Mb would be plenty for chat and low bitrate voip. The benefits of having your license..

Mesh nodes operate on channel 1. Channels 1-6 of the 802.11B/G wireless band are completely within the 2.4ghz ham band. As support for additional ham bands is developed, different channels will apply in that band.

Mesh nodes on channels 1-6 use FCC part 97 rules instead of part 15. This allows big antennas, more power, other changes

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Amaroq64 4 points ago +4 / -0

Only problem is, it's illegal for hams to encrypt communications.

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JoinTheDiscussion 5 points ago +5 / -0

I didn't mention encryption did I?

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The_Green_Weenie 7 points ago +8 / -1

if there any pedes in atlanta area, I'd be willing to pop on a shiny new server stored in my basement. dont know as much about IT stuff but at least willing to help in anyway i can.

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KekistanPM 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hopefully all the web hosts are based and we will be able to weather a mass "You violated our hosting TOS because we were threatened by a government official with being shut down or worse"

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FluffiPuff 21 points ago +22 / -1

YES please say it again!!! I love hearing it

thedonald.xyz

thedonald.one

thedonald.space

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TheQuickening 16 points ago +17 / -1

It's just in case of a DDOS attack.

Looks like the DNS records haven't updated everywhere yet, but just keep them as a backup if you can't access .win

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cal5583 10 points ago +11 / -1

i.t. pede here. you can also go to these sites by directly typing the ip into your browser. a nslookup command will tell you the ip. thedonald.one = 45.88.202.111 so even if cloudflare blocks the dns you can still get to it.

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TheQuickening 9 points ago +10 / -1

I'm hoping that's a reverse proxy server.

I don't know how this backend is set up, but I'm praying whoever is running it is ready. I'm on fiber here and I've been seeing delays when hitting the site today.

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magamagashii 7 points ago +8 / -1

Of course, you can always write down the IP address, and if we go down register a domain yourself and point it to that IP....hell, I'm willing to bet some tech pedes can make a program to add it to a PCs name file so you bypass DNS completely (If windows still does that. It used to and I'm confident the file is still there).

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crazychicken132 5 points ago +6 / -1

Cloudflare protection looks at the HOST http header to determine where to send it, it's not done by IP. Multiple sites are hosted through the same IP, but no HOST no deal. HOST in this case is "thedonald.win", if you put the IP in you'll get nothing but an error page.

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cal5583 2 points ago +2 / -0

you can always use whats called a dynamic dns to self host. you are thinkimg of editing the hosts file.

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mn_russianhacker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not if cloud flare is managing the dns...

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cal5583 2 points ago +2 / -0

dns translates thedonald.one into 45.88.202.111 if cloudflare dns blocks you and you type that ip into your browser it will still go to the site because it never requests dns.

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz 2 points ago +3 / -1

How exactly would I boomark these backups on mobile? Specifically iOS.

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TrudeauSocks 7 points ago +9 / -2

See the other MODS=GODS sticky comment. These are for if the commies go nuclear on .win

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CondeNasty 6 points ago +7 / -1

They've definitely gone nuclear on the Daily Mail. I invite all of you to go visit any article on President Trump there. Enjoy!

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undecidedmask 6 points ago +7 / -1

Cut off one head, three more appear.

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spaceman00 5 points ago +6 / -1

Being descentralized is important, human flesh search engine is the only research method and action method that works.

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TheQuickening 61 points ago +63 / -2

Can we get an IRC channel setup too?

For those of us that want to make sure we can re-network just incase DDOS attacks happen? Thanks!!!

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TrudeauIsAsshoe 33 points ago +34 / -1

Very much this! Make IRC great again!

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TheQuickening 16 points ago +17 / -1

Yeah and we can bot reboot new sticks and maybe make the bot have some command for checking the stats on stuff (backend of the servers).

And I know a lot of people won't join it, but us nerds. But it's one of those tools that's helped a lot when sites go down.

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pcme2 16 points ago +17 / -1

oh dear god yes please include me for irc

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FluffiPuff 11 points ago +11 / -0

POUND ME TOO

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Player 8 points ago +8 / -0

#the_donald on efnet or dalnet? or a custom/private network?

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bjjmike69 3 points ago +3 / -0

efnet for sure. fuck dalnet

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Monz 5 points ago +5 / -0

🤔

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kc5ods 7 points ago +8 / -1

sweet mother of monkey milk, i'm down for some IRC! we could run an fserve with !MAGA as the keyword to download media we save

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Amaroq64 3 points ago +4 / -1

I've set up a couple of PJIRC web clients in my day.

The downside of IRC is, I'm pretty sure people can just whois you and get your IP address.

Not that people can do much with it. But governments sure can. (Your ISP has your address and knows what times your IP address was assigned to you.)

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TheQuickening 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yeah, that's why you should use another server or a VPN with it.

I've never been able to get ZNC to tunnel through TOR, but that could work if someone knows how.

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Shayhawk 7 points ago +11 / -4

there is a discord already up... has been since the beginning

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NoMoreLies 24 points ago +25 / -1

Discord is run by commies though

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N4CR 23 points ago +25 / -2

discord is a great way to get doxxed by goon/commie admins. steam too.

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Amaroq64 2 points ago +3 / -1

Steam, really? That's disappointing. I thought they were based since they refused to take a stance on black lives matter.

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icockmyglock 14 points ago +15 / -1

Last time I looked Discord had required TD to close all their channels for 'safety' during the election.

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BrakeRemovalMechanic 5 points ago +6 / -1

There is/was extreme vetting for the discord server. The only ones on it now are ones who made it through the vetting process. I am not aware if there is any ongoing vetting or if it's just for us oldfags who made it through.

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streakybacon 1 point ago +2 / -1

They need to lighten up a bit.

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zipodk 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a pretty chill place though, thanks to the vetting

but if you're not there don't lose sleep over it, things are fresher here

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streakybacon 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean, I couldn't even figure out how to get vetted. Why can't they have a casual area with less extreme vetting?

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TheQuickening 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yep, it's been locked last I looked too.

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Shayhawk 2 points ago +3 / -1

Dunno where you went but its up... ppl are chatting away in "general" right now

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TheQuickening 3 points ago +4 / -1

I just get this

All open channels are now closed at least until after the election, following a warning from Discord.

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TheQuickening 3 points ago +4 / -1

When did it get unlocked?

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TheQuickening 7 points ago +8 / -1

Tried getting on there, it's locked!

IRC won't have that issue tho.

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Shayhawk 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'm on it right now... people are talking...

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TheQuickening 2 points ago +3 / -1

I just get this

All open channels are now closed at least until after the election, following a warning from Discord.

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unsquishable 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fuck Discord

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Shayhawk 0 points ago +3 / -3

Fine, don't join us then... we're having fun without you as it is.

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NoMoreLies 4 points ago +6 / -2

How about Matrix?

https://www.matrix.org/

https://element.io/

(Side note: you can bridge Matrix rooms to IRC as well.)

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TheQuickening 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've never used those and don't know who owns them.

I like using old-school tech as it's been around longer and we just need it "if" the site goes down.

I'm not looking for some fancy chat room. I'm looking for a support channel in case of DDOS attacks.

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NoMoreLies 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s self-hostable, so the mods could set one up. Would be a better alternative for the Discord anyway, since it got closed.

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TheQuickening 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well with IRC it's tons of servers all networked together. The only issue is net-split but other than that, it shouldn't be an issue.

This way there's no cost. (Other than maybe someone running a IRC bot)

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NoMoreLies 3 points ago +3 / -0

Matrix is decentralized as well, so it’s similar - you do need to sign up for an account on a server, but once you have one it can network with other ones. So it’s not exactly the same.

I just think it’d be better than Discord for a general chat room, if the mods went with IRC i’d be cool with that too, but I think Matrix would be better. Maybe they could set up an IRC for a support chatroom alongside it.

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TheQuickening 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just don't know about Matrix, is it open source?

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Captain_Triips 4 points ago +4 / -0

How about Matrix?

too many glitches

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michelles-cum-sock 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just dropping this here, found it a little while ago. https://matrix.to/#/+thedonald:matrix.zero-day.tech

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rustledjimmies 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm totally down for irc!

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zooty 3 points ago +3 / -0

asl?

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senilemuffler 4 points ago +5 / -1

There IS one on irc.synirc.net in #trump but there's a cuck in there by the name of Cannapede who has infiltrated the ranks and ruins it for everybody. Attacks Trump supporters etc. But another one would be GREAT!

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Captain_Triips 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cannapede who has infiltrated the ranks and ruins it

fuck that

run his ass out

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Avdimar 33 points ago +33 / -0

Thanks mods, was really hoping for this!

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cheeeeeese 26 points ago +26 / -0

is the threat of being taken offline by dns or infra? are our dbs replicated?

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Doggos [M] 90 points ago +90 / -0

We take full backups every 2 hours, which are stored in multiple locations.

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Grilledpepe 33 points ago +33 / -0

Glad these prepared patriots are on our team

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smis 17 points ago +17 / -0

better prepared than election systems!

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SSTrump 16 points ago +16 / -0

You guys are awesome

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richmomz 15 points ago +15 / -0

This site is literally more secure than our nation’s elections - I’m not sure whether to feel proud or sad about that.

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joker 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hats off brothers!

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alfredbester 7 points ago +7 / -0

well done

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Momreccos 364 points ago +369 / -5

GOD IS WITH US

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OZ00MSTALLGEESE 173 points ago +174 / -1

NO WEAPON FORMED AGAINST US SHALL PROSPER.

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Spez_Isacuck 70 points ago +72 / -2

We wear the armor of God.

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OZ00MSTALLGEESE 55 points ago +56 / -1

HE TEACHES OUR HANDS TO WAR, AND OUR FINGERS TO FIGHT.

HE IS OUR GOODNESS AND OUR FORTRESS. OUR HIGH TOWER. OUR DELIVERER AND OUR SHIELD. AND IT IS IN HIM WHO WE TRUST.

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pswho11 20 points ago +21 / -1

The people who survive the sword will find favor in the desert. [Jeremiah 31:2]

I will build you up again and you will be rebuilt. [Jeremiah 31:4] I am the painter making this mess a masterpiece.

I will rebuild you up again.

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ChickNorris 10 points ago +10 / -0 (edited)

And if Our God is for us, then who could ever stop us? If Our God is with us, then who could stand against?

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ImpeachTheWitchHunt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy fuck, and amen

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IntergalacticWalrus 6 points ago +6 / -0

He trains my hands for war and my fingers for battle. My loving God who is my fortress. My stronghold and defender. My shield in whom I take refuge and strength.

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Captain_Triips 8 points ago +8 / -0

He said to them, "But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.

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Barron2052 56 points ago +56 / -0

Must punish the “the most extensive and inclusive VOTER FRAUD organization” in history.

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Paul-Revere 30 points ago +30 / -0

Backup sites bookmarked, thanks smart Mods!

Also important: Having local comms with trusted neighbors. Put an extra set of walkies in a small faraday cage.

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Captain_Triips 5 points ago +5 / -0
  1. Treason

Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.

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1badcop 39 points ago +39 / -0

Deus vult!

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TheRedRight 16 points ago +17 / -1

So are his .WIN Angels and Saints.

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Nationalist2020 14 points ago +14 / -0

MOD IS WITH US

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BasedRedPillZeus 207 points ago +208 / -1

Fuck all commies!

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SordidPontification 51 points ago +52 / -1

I'll bring the helicopters!

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thecherokeerevenge 42 points ago +43 / -1

COMMUNISTS AREN'T PEOPLE

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Waco419 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like a T-shirt or bumper sticker to me.

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Simple_Doot 10 points ago +11 / -1

We should have had the Donald.WON!!!

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loveshock 5 points ago +5 / -0

NO NO NO

ALL COMMIES GET FUCKED!!

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DRKMSTR 161 points ago +162 / -1

What is the kraken?

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usdodsgssog 110 points ago +111 / -1

Same question. Are we really the kraken???

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Antifa-ggot 132 points ago +134 / -2

I believe so. I just recently noticed that I have tentacles instead of arms

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CisSiberianOrchestra 81 points ago +83 / -2

Kurt Eichenwald would like your number.

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alfredbester 33 points ago +33 / -0

just for his research

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weltbild 16 points ago +16 / -0

to show his wife and children that you exist

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StopBanningSupporter 18 points ago +18 / -0

why do people make fun of him for that while conveniently forgetting that he's a literal actual confirmed pedophile. THAT"S what you should be making fun of him for

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mugwump 13 points ago +13 / -0

Well, you see: pedophilia ain't funny, but tentacle fetishes absolutely are.

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StopBanningSupporter 9 points ago +9 / -0

people should know him for the monster he is. having a tentacle fetish might "humanize" him some, but knowing he's a disgusting pedophile should be the first thought that comes to anyones mind when they hear his name

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FergieJR 28 points ago +28 / -0

Kurt Eichenwald has entered the chat

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lolpaladins 13 points ago +13 / -0

Tentacles that shoot .223?

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Antifa-ggot 8 points ago +8 / -0

What kind of tentacle would it be if it didnt

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DaesDaemar 1 point ago +1 / -0

it would shoot .50 BMG

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Sigma 10 points ago +10 / -0

Explains why Japanese schoolgirls run from me.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 9 points ago +9 / -0

...don't ask where my tentacle just sprouted.

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Epic_Caramel 51 points ago +52 / -1

What if the real Kraken is all the friends we made along the way ?

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geocitiesuser 15 points ago +15 / -0

One Piece!

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Deaf_MAGA_Pede 5 points ago +5 / -0

We're all Nakama here!

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alfredbester 10 points ago +10 / -0

frens

^sorry

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ProfessionalCourtesy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those friends we made in boot camp as kids terrify the coastal elites.

Biden Bastards and Bitches: "The standing military will follow our orders!"

Every Marine and Soldier still breathing : "Not all of us wear the uniform, but certainly remember everything we were taught... Get fucked Commies!"

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MakeAmericaLegendary 32 points ago +32 / -0

I sure hope not.

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Knowmadicsoul 14 points ago +14 / -0

IMHO We are the PEDE! Sidney Powell is the Kraken.

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_Ghost_Void_ 8 points ago +8 / -0

No... Sydney Powell said it was Dominion vote switching.

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TheQuickening 57 points ago +58 / -1

This should cover most of it, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buQCdCSDWQQ

But I'm sure someone will edit it down to the highlights, as it's long. But the data doesn't lie, they stole it and we have it all.

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usdodsgssog 24 points ago +26 / -2

But why would TD suddenly be in trouble? Did I miss them mention this site in the briefing?

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cal5583 54 points ago +55 / -1

theyll attack anywhere we share info to keep us disorganized.

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SFgayDude4Trump 18 points ago +18 / -0

Exactly

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Shayhawk 30 points ago +30 / -0

Website has broken the top 500 in the US

Plus Rush Limbaugh has been talking about "other sites that you may not have heard of are doing a lot of investigating"

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Based_psychologist 1 point ago +1 / -0 (edited)

Cybercriminals! They are setting up their attack narrative. If they can find a handful of ‘pedes who have committed “cyber crimes,” they will use it as justification to legally attack the site. Same strategy as they used by lynching Flynn to alleyoop an attack on Trump.

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Shayhawk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also probably why the top sticky for a couple days is about backup domains in case this one gets shut down.

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TheQuickening 20 points ago +20 / -0

I didn't hear it, but the ranking of the site has been going up.

We know THEY are coming.

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JackBurton 18 points ago +18 / -0

We are the last remaining refuges for Team Trump on the internet. Plus it's obvious our heroes use info we post here now, so...

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 4 points ago +4 / -0

Company of heroes. God favor all of you.

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richmomz 16 points ago +16 / -0

They’re desperately trying to shut down any public discourse about election fraud and they just realized this site is probably the single biggest obstacle from attaining that objective. So we plan accordingly.

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Chairman_Downlord 11 points ago +11 / -0 (edited)

Right side is good shit. The band at the beginning had me amped upfor that kraken reveal. Actual meat of it begins at 58 minutes in. I would summarize it but the breadth of evidence Rudy brings up is too exhaustive to be condensed in any other way than to say GET FUCKED COMMIES

  • go to 2:25:45 for classic Rudy owning hecklers sequence
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OrangeManMeh 2 points ago +2 / -0

thank you fren

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Adwest232323 38 points ago +38 / -0

Kraken is out?

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preparation-H 23 points ago +23 / -0

Dicks out for our Kraken Harambe

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Beast 30 points ago +31 / -1

Rudy Giualani is the Kraken.

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Harambe 14 points ago +15 / -1

Yup the way he destroyed that press conference lmao. He clearly is. And his legal team are the arms of the kraken

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Shayhawk 15 points ago +15 / -0

referring (i think) to the news conference this morning

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SFgayDude4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Entrepreneurs

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Foletado 101 points ago +103 / -2 (edited)

MAGA DNS in case the domain name is not resolvable to an IP address.

Stop The Steal infrastructure, wiki, chat.

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Leiloni 21 points ago +23 / -2

ELI5?

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fskfsk 28 points ago +29 / -1

If you know the ip, but the domain is seized, you can set up hosts on your pc so thedonald.win points to the right ip. Works if the server stays up but the domain is gone.

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voter129472974 9 points ago +10 / -1

What is a host and how easy is it to implement?

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fskfsk 14 points ago +15 / -1
>ping thedonald.win

Pinging thedonald.win [172.67.73.6] with 32 bytes of data:
Reply from 172.67.73.6: bytes=32 time=55ms TTL=60
Reply from 172.67.73.6: bytes=32 time=6ms TTL=60

An internet server is really an IP address. For thedonald.win, that's 172.67.73.6.

The Internet domain server registry has an entry that says "thedonald.win=172.67.73.6".

If the censors seize the domain thedonald.win, then the entry in that database is gone. If they don't seize the server, it's still there at 172.67.73.6, but your PC won't know that's the location of thedonald.win.

With a browser plugin or with Windows settings, you can manually override it so that thedonald.win=172.67.73.6, or whatever IP you chose. If you do this, you can still visit thedonald.win even if the domain is seized.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 9 points ago +9 / -0

172.67.73.6 shall commence again!

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voter129472974 4 points ago +5 / -1

Ok so for most people we can just have a plugin

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fskfsk 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's why you set up the hosts, so it has the proper header when you try to connect.

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hillaryforprison 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think they rely on cloudflare which uses dynamic IPs and stops a lot of hacks and threats. As you can see a direct input of the IP doesnt load the site.

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Birbistheworb 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is a very simplified view of things and is unlikely to work in the modern day era of web infrastructure.

There are layers of content distributors between you and the website. The IP you're getting when you ping is probably one of those.

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Eu-is-socialist 4 points ago +4 / -0

host is a server. hosts is also a file on your computer in which you can map domains "thedonald.win" to ip of the server.

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BigIronBigIron 1 point ago +1 / -0

BTW, it's no coincidence FOX referred to this site as 'a cyber-criminal forum' earlier today

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voter129472974 6 points ago +6 / -0

If TD.win goes down, will this link still work?

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ethan123 1 point ago +1 / -0

maga.host is separate from td.win. A td.win outage won't directly cause a maga.host outage.

(Unless, that is, someone disconnects td.win and maga.host at the same time.)

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FragrantDude 2 points ago +2 / -0

That wiki comes back with a 404 for me.

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Foletado 7 points ago +7 / -0

They just closed my account, together with all my projects -- not only Stop The Steal. I need a new host. Can anyone get in touch with TheDonald admin and ask?

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's right on the sidebar.

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Foletado 1 point ago +1 / -0

Previously, I used the sidebar contact and directly messaged 13 of the most active admins to get a sticky for the wiki. No one responded, so I'm not hopeful of that avenue now. I heard there is some Discord chat.

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MeThreeMovement 83 points ago +84 / -1

.space

.SPACE FORCE

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TrumpTrain2020 10 points ago +11 / -1

It's my favorite too.

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fasterth 7 points ago +8 / -1

THEDONALD.SPACE

NOW THAT WE'VE WON LETS CONQUER THE GALAXY

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 2 points ago +3 / -1

Our Galaxy Quest is just beginning!

https://i.imgur.com/FzbdGUJ.jpg

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Licensetomeme 1 point ago +1 / -0

I kinda like one, though I’d prefer won.

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ddomenike 70 points ago +71 / -1

TRUMP IS THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER AND THEDONALD.WIN THE BEST COMMUNITY EVER. I CAN'T IMAGINE HAVING FUN WITHOUT MY PEDES ON THEDONALD.WIN.

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Paul-Revere 11 points ago +12 / -1 (edited)

I couldn't agree more! You pedes are part of my day and even join me during my breakfast, lunch and dinner, best company!

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dipshitlibs 4 points ago +5 / -1

I love you all for breakfast, lunch, tea and dinner. Also for Elevenses. Xxx

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BoffoTheClown 4 points ago +5 / -1

We've had one, yes. But what about second breakfast?

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Azcension 51 points ago +53 / -2

Mods are gods.

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JimmyNelson 51 points ago +52 / -1

MODS = GODS

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FreedomCrayon 9 points ago +10 / -1

Seriously, thank you mods--y'all freaking rock!! 🇺🇸❤

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Nogozone 43 points ago +44 / -1

Thank you Mr. shadowman3001!

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Shadowman3001 [S] 44 points ago +45 / -1

I'm just the messenger

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EnemiesDestroyed 36 points ago +37 / -1

PAUL REVERE WAS THE MESSENGER TOO

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richmomz 18 points ago +19 / -1

I’m just the messenger

The hell you are - you are doing a great job managing this community and deserve praise for that; I say this as a former top T_D mod myself so I know better than most what you and the mod team have to go through. We love you guys!

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Shadowman3001 [S] 19 points ago +20 / -1

Oh hai rich 🥰

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richmomz 17 points ago +18 / -1 (edited)

My baby mods are all grown up now and owning commies better than us old timers ever did - makes this grandpappy mod so proud! ❤️

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esheki808 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holup. Are you a mom or a grandpa?

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richmomz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Neither - I am a dad though 😆

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eyerighteye 12 points ago +13 / -1

Please pass our thanks around, all involved have done a great service.

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Spez_Isacuck 7 points ago +8 / -1

Thank you doggos!

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UpTrump 36 points ago +38 / -2
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Postal 11 points ago +13 / -2 (edited)

That's great, but it's closed for communication. Any chance we can do another site and simply hide TheDonald? (Hide TheDonald in the title of the alt discord, to lay low)

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UpTrump 8 points ago +9 / -1

You have an old account so you'll be vetted

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Dang 7 points ago +8 / -1

How do we get vetted. Message a mod on here or on Discord?

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UpTrump 5 points ago +6 / -1

Discord but u can message a mod on here for faster response time

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Dang 3 points ago +4 / -1

Cool. Thanks

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MKEjosh 3 points ago +5 / -2

Why not make a Matrix server, fully encrypted and private, and decentralized

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +4 / -2

Don't go postal on us now

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MKEjosh 1 point ago +3 / -2

Sorry I keep replying lol, there is also a Matrix server. Use your favorite Matrix app/site or grab Element, then add the server by its full handle: #thedonald:matrix.org

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spanglevision 5 points ago +6 / -1

need an irc server

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fasterth 3 points ago +4 / -1

Why don't we have a telegram? in case of emergency that's the one that would help us out, because discord will shoot us down in coordination with all the other globalists.

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MKEjosh 1 point ago +3 / -2

Uh, I joined but you cant post at all because of "Discord election rules"?

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UpTrump 2 points ago +3 / -1

you need a 30-day old TD.win account

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ProdigalSon1997 27 points ago +29 / -2

What is the Kraken? I keep hearing about it, but all I've heard is guesses as to what it is

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CWAC_Patriot 37 points ago +38 / -1

Sydney Powell has stated that has been released, and we are starting to see its effects. Cryptic.

I think it has scared Dominion so much their employees are trying to scrub their relationship with the company.

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ProdigalSon1997 27 points ago +28 / -1

Something tells me that the Democrats definitely did not expect us to discover their ties to Dominion

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DrinkingThatGarbage 16 points ago +17 / -1

Why are they so stupid?

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MyUsername 18 points ago +19 / -1

They wouldn't be democrats otherwise.

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PremiumPatriotPepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek!

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nairebis 7 points ago +7 / -0 (edited)

I think they did. They just don't think it will matter. They're hoping all this will get suppressed, but the end game is a military coup. That's why Trump made the moves that he did at the DOD that will (hopefully) take away that option.

I still expect some kind of military move, though. I actually think Trump will use that as the justification for military tribunals for insurrection. It will be all-or-nothing for the Democrats.

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ProdigalSon1997 7 points ago +7 / -0

So yeah when he hired new people at the department of defense, I think it's to help intervene in the inevitable massive liberal riots. they'll cry fascism but majority of americans want help from the crazy left mob

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magopus6 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cross the Rubicon Don!!

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Libertynfreedom4ever 14 points ago +15 / -1

The kraken is the digital real time vote switching via dominion

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Spez_Isacuck 8 points ago +9 / -1

It’s a giant sea monster that eats boats.

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ObamasLooseButthole 3 points ago +4 / -1

I may be wrong but I think it sinks boats, not actually eats them.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +8 / -2

Nobody really knows. But it's been released!

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pelosis_liver 3 points ago +3 / -0

“But we don’t have time for that”

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Chairman_Downlord 8 points ago +9 / -1

The kraken is the mountain of sworn testimony Rudy and the legal team have collected as evidence of widespread voter and election fraud

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +4 / -3

I hope they have more than just testimony as evidence ...

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Chairman_Downlord 2 points ago +4 / -2 (edited)

Agreed, it was a big red flag when Sidney said she didn’t know who seized the servers in Germany. The swamp is covering their tracks It would seem. Sworn testimony is good enough to swing Michigan but we need something more tangible to unfuck Georgia

•not referring to Sydney as the swamp or suggesting Georgia won’t be flipped back in due time

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Oppoboycott 26 points ago +28 / -2

TRUMP 9096 YOU FUCKING COMMIES!

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days_of_being_mild 2 points ago +3 / -1

What's this referencing?

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Oppoboycott 0 points ago +1 / -1

read the last line of the post ;)

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days_of_being_mild 2 points ago +2 / -0

But is that line referencing something I'm missing or is it just a random future year?

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Oppoboycott 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just random and being funny.

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xBigCoffinHunter 23 points ago +24 / -1

Mods are fucking Batman.

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Moyst 15 points ago +17 / -2

Thedonald.spaceforce. kek

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Moyst 3 points ago +5 / -2

You missed the joke. Oh my

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deleted 1 point ago +2 / -1
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Shayhawk 5 points ago +6 / -1

thedonald.ifuckedupandbookmarkedthewrongthing

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independentbystander 3 points ago +4 / -1

LOL

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deleted 2 points ago +3 / -1
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mharmless 7 points ago +8 / -1

thedonald.trunalimunumaprzure

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TennesseeScorpio 13 points ago +14 / -1

Screenshot this page and save in your pics gallery

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alwaysready 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yup, first thing I did

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independentbystander 2 points ago +3 / -1

<3 <3 <3

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wolfpack28 10 points ago +12 / -2

1 GE - The first year of the new era

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liberalfetchmycoffee 10 points ago +11 / -1

also:

eatabagofdicks.org should be another one

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Redditsucksdick 8 points ago +9 / -1

Pretty sure that’s owned by Barack already

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BirdIRMC 2 points ago +3 / -1

Naw, his would be IamEatingAbagOfDick.org

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cccpneveragain 9 points ago +10 / -1

Everyone should take this example and look at their own setups too. If everything you have is connected to a big tech ecosystem then you are at risk too. What happens when they create some algorithm to not just put a disclaimer on your messages but totally lock you out of everything because you committed wrongthink?

If everything you do online is linked to your Apple ID, Google Account, Microsoft, Amazon, or whatever. If you save everything on their cloud and that is your primary email, etc. then there's no better time than the present to diversify! There's no right way to do it, and there shouldn't be, because then that just makes a big target. Split up e-mail addresses to different (and not big Silicon Valley) accounts. Be sure you have important files stored offline locally.

They may not immediately come to beat down your door and take you away for questioning the narrative, but many/most of us have a lot of digital "assets" and they can all too easily decide to make your life more difficult because a crazy leftist CEO is throwing a TDS tantrum.

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RedRealm7 2 points ago +4 / -2

I second this motion. Most patriots here know better than to run their setups that way but others need to be reminded

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CrankyCrab 2 points ago +3 / -1

AGREED!! And people would laugh at me for keeping certain email addresses.

I have never stored anything on their cloud shit. Never trusted it.

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz 1 point ago +2 / -1

If one didn’t want to do the above, what would you suggest?

ELI5? I want to be secure and what not but I’m not the most tech savvy. Moderately so I guess.

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Mkgoenti 9 points ago +9 / -0

Rudy Giuliani is a fucking american hero.

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Lballs 8 points ago +9 / -1

Amen. They’ll never keep us down.

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Oizen 7 points ago +8 / -1

I'm voting for Robotrump in the year 3000

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ILuvPoms 7 points ago +8 / -1

TRUMP 9096!!!!

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RedRaven 7 points ago +8 / -1

THANK YOU MODS!

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Reload 6 points ago +7 / -1

Screen shot complete

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Imjustin1000 6 points ago +7 / -1

Yall are always 2 steps ahead. God speed.

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TexMexEnchilada 4 points ago +5 / -1

Following in the steps of our amazing President, who is always a million steps ahead of the democrats, media, etc!

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ATRAYA 6 points ago +7 / -1

I had a sneaking suspicion the Kraken was the work pedes here did exposing the Dominion scripts. Excellent work, frens! I did my part trying to get that information to Trump's legal team the day it happened. Anytime ANY election tampering news breaks, make sure to send it to Rudy Guiliani, Sidney Powell, Lin Wood, Donald Trump, and Donald Trump Jr on Twitter immediately. Don't just assume they'll find out eventually. Legal cases take a long time to build, they need that info as soon as possible.

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streakybacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't think "the kraken" is us, it's probably not even worth trying to figure out what it is. I'd say it's everything and all the legal work going on.

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 6 points ago +6 / -0

Am I the only one that is both terrified and disgusted that this is even neccessary? We shouldn't be Venezuela. But here we are.

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RoarkSmiled 6 points ago +7 / -1

FREEDOM CODEX SAVED

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Jcholl9 5 points ago +6 / -1

Thank you MOD TEAM

The work you do is appreciated!

Idea for yeah... Let's say something really big is about to happen? I think TheDonald.win should prepare for a 'Lock-Down' like temporary disabling the Register? And banning cucks by IP address making it harder for it to return...

Let's look back at 2018 when that pipe bomb scare occurred right. One of the many who were linked to the pipe bomb fraud had a Gab account and he was planted so that site would be shutdown during investigation by the feds.

So all I'm saying is TheDonald.win needs to be prepared for something like this?

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blyatboy 5 points ago +6 / -1

Site’s already loading slow for me. Either a flood of traffic, liberal fuckery... or a combo of both

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CuomoisaMassMurderer -1 points ago +1 / -2

Yes, today has been problematic

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Phil_DeGraves 5 points ago +6 / -1

EAT A BAG OF DICKS YOU DIRTY COMMIES

As Louis C.K. noted in one of his comedy bits, how is this actually done? Does one begin eating the entire bag while it contains all the dicks, or does one remove each dick and eat them individually?

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +4 / -1

You stick the bag of dicks OVER their head, so that their head is essentially inside the bag with the dicks. You don't need to force them to do anything, when they sleep a dick will slide into their mouth. After a few days without food... the dicks will disappear.

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Phil_DeGraves 2 points ago +3 / -1

Hahaha. For some reason this vaguely reminds me... probably because of the bag... of the ancient punishment of Poena cullei, which is a hilarious read actually:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poena_cullei

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +3 / -1

I wouldn't waste animals, but I bet I could get a bag of dicks for free if I stood outside a gender transition hospital

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +3 / -1

Putting an entirely new spin on the old adage put a bag over her head

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kc5ods 2 points ago +3 / -1

a more important question IMO is what are the dicks made of? are they human dicks? dog dicks? elephant dicks? whale dicks? whale and dolphin penii are prehensile, too, and operate much like a finger, so while they may not be finger-lickin' good, they're finger-fuckin' good.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +2 / -1

Prehensile dicks. How did I live my whole life not knowing such exists?

I did know an elephant can stand on his own dick. Not sure I needed to know that, but thanks animal planet

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YourTendiesWillBurn 1 point ago +2 / -1

You lay them out end to end on the ground. Then you get on your belly and slither down the line like a snake swallowing another snake. Or not.

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Pretense 5 points ago +6 / -1

https://youtu.be/cy46iOwWQiE

ain't nothing gonna break our stride

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Tellsyouhow 3 points ago +4 / -1

Have you seen the version where the first line of Trump tweets sing this song? https://youtu.be/zvTA7saPsXM

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Pretense 1 point ago +2 / -1

No but that's awesome

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toqer 1 point ago +2 / -1

This isn't 4d chess, or even 5d, this is INFINITE DIMENSIONAL CHESS.

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jimmycrack 5 points ago +6 / -1

SPICY

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deleted 5 points ago +6 / -1
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JohnQQQ 4 points ago +6 / -2

Mods are gods

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Totally_Kyle 4 points ago +5 / -1

💕 love you guys

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Trump4evergirl 4 points ago +5 / -1

Thank you for your forethought! We rely on you!

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Medicnz2 4 points ago +5 / -1

THE KRAKEN IS RELEASED! IT HAS BEEN AN HONOR SHITPOSTING WITH YOU GENTLEMEN AND LADIES.

IF THE DEVIL COMES FOR US, LET US LAUGH IN HIS FACE LIKE RUDY LAUGHS AT CNN.

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Be3Al2Si6O18 4 points ago +5 / -1

Understood.

God bless you.

Keep kicking ass.

I hope you and the rest of the mod team have a great day.

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Mintap 4 points ago +5 / -1

We've got some always-be-prepared boy scout stuff going on here.

(side note: Boy Scouts are crap now.)

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remember1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

WE THE COUNTER CULTURE NOW, BOIS

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two_womps 4 points ago +5 / -1

TRUMP 9096

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Freedom2speech 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think the whole net will go down not just us. Kill switch when coup or counter coup swings into action.

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GuerillaYourDreams 3 points ago +3 / -0

Indeed, that is the plan. Think about the day the major 'net sites went down a couple of weeks ago...

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TenScoops 2 points ago +2 / -0

damn I need to print out all the Pepe memes right now

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speedychef 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where is the kraken?

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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xelalieNeilAlex 3 points ago +3 / -0

Makes sense. Mainstream media already attacking this site, labelling as "cyber criminals" /smh