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Ad_Infernum_Apud_Vos 59 points ago +60 / -1

Just because it's multiple doesn't mean it's a fact

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astraltrump [S] 50 points ago +50 / -0

Two hours ago it said "Official Sources"

They ninja changed it to say "Multiple Sources" several hours after the tweet went out.

They're playing us for fools.

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SacredBandOfPedes 43 points ago +43 / -0

Next they will probably say something along the lines of:

Anonymous sources familiar with the thinking of the projected Electors to be appointed by the various state legislators have called the election differently.

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zooty 26 points ago +26 / -0

They're going to change it to "I'm telling you, man, he had a background and everything".

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Burmeister 13 points ago +13 / -0

And then next it will be "Come on man"

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Followed by “Look Fat”

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sgt_richard 9 points ago +9 / -0

" Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE. and Number 3: He's going to fix EVERYTHING."

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peatsmoke 5 points ago +5 / -0

"It was Cleo from the psychic hotline!"

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AngrySerb1 1 point ago +1 / -0

They'll change it to "cases" of sources.

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Kek_The_World 8 points ago +9 / -1

Next their going to say that Biotch Nancy Called the election differently.

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QuantumReality 4 points ago +4 / -0

It said election officials for the first couple days, which was a lie. Then official sources which was a lie, media outlets are not official. Now multiple sources which is at least technically true.

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astraltrump [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Earlier around right after the tweet came out it said Official sources.

Who the fuck cares what it says after the first hour anyways? The internet moves way faster than that.

They got everything they wanted..... being able to get their propaganda across and then erasing all trace of their clear bias.

This needs to be called out in the hearing tomorrow.

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FergieJR 4 points ago +4 / -0

Offical is a legal defined term.... they are covering their own asses

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astraltrump [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

They covered nothing

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Jimmy_Russler 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right before the commie testifies before congress?

"uhh we never said that, must have been a glootch"

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six5_SMK 15 points ago +15 / -0

thedonald.win called it for Trump days ago, we're the best source there is folks!

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RareMillennialPepe 13 points ago +13 / -0

Multiple sources say the world is flat.

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ViduusMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Johnny Bravo said he fell off the edge of it. Only a mad man would get upset with that.

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hai_Priesty 9 points ago +9 / -0

Always remembers that when Einstein published his revolutionary work on Relativity, so many cushy academics were triggered that they wrote a letter of protest with 100+ people signed on it. Einstein's quip?

It would have only taken 1 person, 1 paper to debunk his Relativity logically if it had the flaws they claimed. Why hundreds of signatures needed to denounce him?

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wave1994 37 points ago +38 / -1

Jack has to testify remotely at a Senate hearing tomorrow at10am. Subject online suppression and the 2020 election. Maybe, he was afraid Ted Cruz would ask him about the “official sources.

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astraltrump [S] 37 points ago +37 / -0

CLEARLY by removing the reference to the "official sources" twitter has simultaneously confirmed that those previously listed sources are THEREFORE NOT official sources.

Someone get this to Ted Cruz so he can proceed to inject it right up Dorsey's fucking asshole.

Bankrupt Dorsey, he looks like a homeless and also deserves to be one with the way he's disregarded the public. He is literally the embodiment of walking vermin.

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Undercover 12 points ago +12 / -0

This comment needs its own post. 100% admission that there never were any “official sources” - great catch.

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astraltrump [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

go ahead!

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TrumpBringsLight 3 points ago +3 / -0

EXCELLENT POINT!

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ThirstyLibertyTree 2 points ago +2 / -0

Homeless Dorsey can derelick my balls.

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alphaqbtch 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Mr Dorsey, this latest development has me so steamed that my finger is gonna wag at least three times harder today! Get ready for a tongue lashing, buster!” -Ted Cruz

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 7 points ago +7 / -0 (edited)

I just tweeted this picture to Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley in case they want to ask whose decision it was to make the change

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Nameless_Mofo 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wonder if he'll still look like a homeless wino bum.

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uzi5v2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well he’s a liberal sooooooooo

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Kek_The_World 25 points ago +25 / -0

I see this as a backpedal.

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astraltrump [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Me too.

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vicentezo04 8 points ago +8 / -0

Maybe tomorrow it will be "it is possible this election had a different result."

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unbeknownst 5 points ago +5 / -0

This. Seems to me they're getting their umbrellas ready for the storm that's coming their way.

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QuantumReality 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well they were lying before. It went from election officials to official sources. Both of which were a lie.

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yppakcaasi 17 points ago +17 / -0

The dems downfall, their utter imcompetence aside, seems they have severely underestimated their opponent .. which in my rule book is no no numero uno .. im thinking our heroic restraint througout this heinous summer fooled em into thinking we are pushovers. I've never been more proud to be an American. God Bless President Donald J Trump and God Bless The United States Of America.

we got your back, please dont let us down you beautiful bastard!

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yppakcaasi 13 points ago +13 / -0

imagine being a Rothchild type right now... the centuries old plot for total world domination is in your DNA. its literally coursing thru the blood in your veins.. your board is almost exactly how you envisioned it, you can taste dominion over earth and all of its inhabitants...you are 1 election away from realizing the totality of your dark destiny... ..................4 years later your ENTIRE, masterful playblook is being scribbled on with crayola and drool.. inexplicably left in the feeble, crumbling hands of Joe Biden

🖕

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NotTheTendies 6 points ago +6 / -0

They probably still don't think they are in any sort of trouble. That's how they keep fucking up. The internet age has not been kind to these schemy fucks. They have been I'm Business long before things could be fact checked. The past few years they thought "what if we just buy the fact checkers".... Little did they know, they suck at it.

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hai_Priesty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Little did they know, they suck at it.

Well, if you, your Dad, your Grand Dad, your Great Granddad etc etc.... Never worked and needed to use actual skills, competency in your "DNA" gave way to drugs, golfing, and partying..... perhaps pizza too.

We see more visibly (and more laughably) in Hollywood too. If you're a Wahmen that has been thrusted the job for writing yet-another-gender-swapped-reboot of a old famous movie Franchise for being a Minority, there's literally no incentive in you to get better. They fail upward taking people (Franchise values) down with them.... Perhaps until the whole Disney and Hollywood gets furloghed and no more billions. Only THEN they may realize it's bad idea to tweet that you don't need Toxic White Man to do well in box office for your Birds of Prey Movie.

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jeb_is_a_mess 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lol just checked, they did switch holy shit my sides

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astraltrump [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep.

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KingofMemes 10 points ago +10 / -0

Trump has a big hard dick for Twitters ass soon.

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astraltrump [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

I fucking have timestamped proof of this shit too from messages i sent when i was irate at the fact that they did the first warning

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RussianAgent13 3 points ago +3 / -0

yeah we all saw we got your back :)

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pup1pup 8 points ago +8 / -0

I have multiple sources that say Twitter is full of it.

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astraltrump [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've heard official sources say Twitter is full of it.

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DJTrumpMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

I like how Twitter seems to have no process and just makes up retractions as they go. And it's so Orwellian how they ninja edit old posts. It's sick actually.

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astraltrump [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

They never even intended for us to notice. Too bad the autism army is on the case!

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RedditSuckBalls 7 points ago +7 / -0

I would be disappointed if this @jack bastard doesn't end on Guatanamo, pos subversive asshole

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astraltrump [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Make him eat a cockmeat sandwhich

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esheki808 -9 points ago +2 / -11

Send em to Big Bob.

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louisiana_darling 6 points ago +6 / -0

They're trying to pass the blame as if it will save them.

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astraltrump [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

They're trying to change the narrative after they got the initial impact of their bullshit..... But autists like me SEE RIGHT THROUGH THIS.

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NotTheTendies 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is because @jackoff is going before the Senate again tomorrow. Gonna try and say they are doing the best with he information they've got. Tomorrow will probably be very interesting.

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astraltrump [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

They literally tried to pull a fucking smoke and mirrors show on us. They changed the words "official" to "multiple"

There's also "multiple sources" that say Joe Biden is going to prison now.

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G0vnah 5 points ago +5 / -0

They smell the blood in the water, and a certain High Energy shark is h u n g r y . . .

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Siteless_Vagrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

Little Jack getting nervous.

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Yewki 3 points ago +4 / -1

Eventually it’s going to devolve into just “We don’t want this to be true”

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LBTrumplican 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Officials sources..."

to

"Multiple sources..."

to

"Well, some people believe differently."

to

"Biden won in an alternate universe."

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Undercover 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s because “Official Sources” - i.e. CONGRESS - has officially NOT called it. They said today that there is no President-Elect yet, so Twitter was in the wrong. Multiple sources could be anyone - CNN, FOX etc. because they’re not official.

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12gauge 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're trying to cover their asses.

But the Kraken doesn't care if their ass is covered.

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OldeHickoryHouse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Multiple Yahoo News articles called this election differently.

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CrackHunter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some yahoo called this election differently

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Siteless_Vagrant 2 points ago +2 / -0

Them sunsabitches suspended me AGAIN today. I know it probably won't happen but I'd love to see a criminal referral.

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Burmeister 1 point ago +1 / -0

They going down we will win we will never ever give up!

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Gmama2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Multiple sources called this election the same.

Multiple Official sources are Morons.

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Alkaizer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jack Bin Laden underestimates us

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Jimmy_Russler 1 point ago +1 / -0

These commies must have seen the letter from congress and said "oh shit boys we need to disappear our last alert"

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Huang 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol their staffs are probably browsing here too

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LRRP 1 point ago +1 / -0

They read the EO and realized al their assets could be blocked.

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forseer99 1 point ago +1 / -0

Twatter and Jack are ministry of truth didn't you know

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Libscan_SuqMadiq 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shameless

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AngryCitizen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Next: "Other opinions also exist."

SO DUMB BUT MORE WINNING FOR US!

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astraltrump [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not if we didn't catch them in the act. This would've slid passed the radar un-detected. Too bad the autism army never sleeps.

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astraltrump [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

At first they were "official sources"

then it was "multiple sources"

So you're saying that the MSM isn't official, Twitter?

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Nameless_Mofo 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's official SHIT

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astraltrump [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

official FICTION kek

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WhyWhyWhyWhyWhy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had posted earlier today about the "official sources" crap... so I can confirm that's what it USED to say.

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mae_daisy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Say the words, Jack.

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Damadhatter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotta walk it back right before the Senate talks mad at you again

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AtticusDenzil 1 point ago +1 / -0

i adblocked that shit, so i wouldn't have noticed it

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DowsaTV 1 point ago +1 / -0

"My brother's second wife's nephew's professor's "

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Prayfortrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hit 1k already cuck

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MetalRiddle 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Official sources" was always a lie. No official source has called the election.

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WeAreTheMillers 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hang em high

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HenkZeilstra 1 point ago +1 / -0

Multiple sources have stated that I have the biggest dick they have ever seen, official sources state that is not the case.

Either way its all subjective

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kornesque 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's almost like they realized Daddy's probably gonna win and they're getting ready to tell lies up on the Hill again. Huh.

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astraltrump [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder if they genuinely thought nobody would notice.

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kornesque 1 point ago +1 / -0

All they can do is chunk hail marys at this point and hope. Like the entire election for instance. All in, we are over target.