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HumasTaint 844 points ago +912 / -68

This is about the DEEZS info released this morning!

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Bonami 419 points ago +429 / -10

What was that??

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HumasTaint 769 points ago +802 / -33

Oh, DEEZS nuts!

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misterLahey 421 points ago +424 / -3

..::slow clap::..

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Tranny_Fluid 380 points ago +385 / -5

Hah, got eem

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humanrightsveteran 134 points ago +135 / -1

Whatever your name means I don't want it on my shirt.

Please and thank you.

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Kanime1224 84 points ago +86 / -2

whats wrong with gender neutral shift juice

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charwoman 62 points ago +63 / -1

Doesn't anyone drive a straight transmission anymore?

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CRobinsFly 3 points ago +4 / -1

I prefer to grind my gears in gear oil.

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memetendertuesday 23 points ago +27 / -4

Transmission fluid bra. Keep the car mint

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BlackFlag 55 points ago +70 / -15

Can we get an admin to clean this shit up? This isn't fucking Reddit. like 100 posts of NOTHING at the top, wearing out my mouse's fucking scroll wheel.

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humanrightsveteran 15 points ago +16 / -1

Sir, I want no transmission of fluids onto my shirt. And I don't wear bras.

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ZeroDeltaTango 5 points ago +5 / -0

Men now call each other 'bra'

Guess women will start calling each other 'jockstrap' next :)

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Hunter_loves_2_feet 9 points ago +9 / -0

Life pro tip: Do not look up neovaginal discharge. The tranny fluid you never want to know about.

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Sodium_miner 6 points ago +6 / -0

You saved me, it popped up on predictive search. Who the hells been using my internet?

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MarvinNash 4 points ago +4 / -0

Uh yeah no...thanks for the tip.

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

oh noes

>Today I learned what a "neovaginal" means

>Of all the imaginary stuff surrounding that delusion-rooted topic, this has to be the only one of their newly-coined terms with a basis in reality? CLOWN WORLD IS NO JOKE

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SordidPontification 6 points ago +6 / -0

Could just be ATF bro. And not the "I'm gonna take your guns away" ATF.

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YOURE_HIRED 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll bite.. whichATF?

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Tranny_Fluid 4 points ago +4 / -0

Its not good either way, i assume haha.

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buckeyebased1966 102 points ago +103 / -1

Randy bo-bandy

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Silver 49 points ago +49 / -0

Randy, I am the liquor.

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Bullet_Tooth_Tony 44 points ago +44 / -0

You smell that Randy? It's the shit blizzard.

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berson129 13 points ago +13 / -0

Shit clings to the air

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RedDead73 30 points ago +30 / -0

The shit winds stir.......

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Dissident1776 22 points ago +22 / -0

It was a fuckin' samsqwamch

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ComradeDillBelassio 21 points ago +21 / -0

Dam I miss Jim Lahey. RIP 😭 great show man.

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LRRP 8 points ago +8 / -0

Into a swirling shitticaine...

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Harper42190 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love when he tells bubbles about the shithawl a bubbles is freaking out hahahhaa

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Themustardtiger 11 points ago +11 / -0

Smokey. 10 bucks or 6 dairy Queen coupons.

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Bidensbrain2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

and a pepperoni

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Themustardtiger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pepperoni cocks. lol

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RedTX 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hahahhaaa...sucka! He got you!

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Beef_Luncheon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Way she goes boys

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fi fi fo bo-bandy!

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Sodium_miner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Brand new liberal titties, comes free when you buy the * “vagina”.

*vagina in this usage in simply an inside out penis

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misterLahey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ha. Hey even when we’re in a stressful time we can still have stupid fun.

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FearDaNazgulz 69 points ago +69 / -0

HA! Got em..

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esheki808 -3 points ago +8 / -11

Yeee boi...

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Hellofren 40 points ago +42 / -2

Mother fucker....you got me.

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Grilledpepe 39 points ago +39 / -0

Got em!!!!

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BIG_TUNA 25 points ago +25 / -0

you glorious son of a bitch LOL

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ProphetOfKek 66 points ago +68 / -2

A BOFA aggreement.

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Kekintosh2020 68 points ago +68 / -0

A LIGMA Consent Decree

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TommyLasordasBallBag 33 points ago +33 / -0

Ancient mythology foretold by bophades.

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YourTendiesWillBurn 20 points ago +20 / -0

I thought it was the great Greek philosophizer Testicles [TEST-uh-cleeze for you unworldly heathens].

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AmazingFlightLizard 14 points ago +14 / -0

Scrotius Testicles? I know him very well.

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Kottonballs 14 points ago +14 / -0

Biggus Dickus has entered the chat

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Numaeus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn't that guy get drunk, fall into the sea while getting off a ship and get eaten by sharks?

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orthodoxvirginian 13 points ago +13 / -0

I prefer the Hyperborians.

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matrik 4 points ago +5 / -1

I prefer these nuts on your chin.

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RonJoner 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think there's a Henway in this filing too.

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brian4r 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yea I remember seeing that as well.

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dixie_knormous 16 points ago +16 / -0

What's a LIGMA consent

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squash1324 36 points ago +36 / -0

The consent to LIGMA BALLS

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A_Triggered_NPC 15 points ago +15 / -0

Oof

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PatriotsWinBigly 8 points ago +8 / -0

Holy shit this thread is killin me. Never dissapoints.

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Trump2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

BAM! NO SPAM NO GREEN EGGS AND HAM NO BUTTERED BREAD WITH JAM!!!!!

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dixie_knormous 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, I wanted to T you up 😊 excellent!

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Tendies4Patriots 2 points ago +2 / -0

Got Em

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MAGA_mantis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its also pronounced "lig-muh."

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bluto36 2 points ago +2 / -0

no it just sounds that way with your mouth full

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Jojobelle 12 points ago +12 / -0

The royal Nigerian funeralbearer decree

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 1 point ago +1 / -0

The SUPDOG codicil.

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RolandDelacroix 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's a consent decree?

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Disagreeable 16 points ago +17 / -1

Written in sugandese.

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goodatlife123 1 point ago +1 / -0

SUGANDEZE NUTZ

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goodatlife123 1 point ago +1 / -0

BOFA DEEZ NUTZZZ

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Magistra 13 points ago +15 / -2

Sucka!

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Magistra 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol, that was my risky click of the day!

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Justthetip 4 points ago +7 / -3

Roasted!

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ZeroDeltaTango 3 points ago +8 / -5

What was that??

WHOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHH

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MrDonaldTrump 90 points ago +92 / -2

You sure it wasn't about the Up Dawg?

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DJ_Trump2020 81 points ago +82 / -1

Sigh...

What's up dawg?

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VariableFactor 77 points ago +78 / -1

just WINNING AN ELECTION

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DJT_JR6544 34 points ago +34 / -0

I hate to do it. I do. But I have to ask. What... is "UP DAWG?"

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BlackLabsMatter 37 points ago +37 / -0

I'll take this one. Nothing much, pede, what's up with you?

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DJT_JR6544 15 points ago +16 / -1

Thanks for taking the time. Nothing much here either. Good to have frens.

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namechangearoo 13 points ago +13 / -0

Not much just winning this election back. What’s up with you?

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DJT_JR6544 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sweet! Same.

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Change-Maker21 1 point ago +2 / -1

Reddit bot : up dawg is a whistle for white supremacists to fight black people on their way to college.

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Thrasymachus 5 points ago +5 / -0

(❗) This claim about updawg is disputed. Click here for more information about the white supremacist origins of updawg.

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz 11 points ago +12 / -1

I respect you being a good sport.

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tremendous_trump2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not much, what's up with you, dawg?

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Mavdick96 42 points ago +44 / -2

Christ, it's dad joke fucking central here.

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Wallypip3 21 points ago +22 / -1

That's cause we are dad dicking the Dems

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rob0Pede 17 points ago +17 / -0

Even moms are dads during tranny week!

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sniffyJB 16 points ago +16 / -0

^^ This Dad just entered the chat..

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Cayde_Wants_To_MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Woah woah woah I am NOT Bruce Jenner!

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DowsaTV 19 points ago +21 / -2

That is not funny at all right now. They have already posted that it was about upsexy.

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CokeOrPepe 13 points ago +14 / -1

What’s upsexy?

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bloodyminded 18 points ago +18 / -0

Na much, just shitposting.

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DowsaTV 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not much, what is up with you? :)

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0io- 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not much. You're looking pretty good today yourself.

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ForHumans 10 points ago +12 / -2

I think it's in relation to the butfor

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QBertAnon 8 points ago +8 / -0

What function is a human posterior designed to perform?

Did I do it right?

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bills_gash 3 points ago +3 / -0

Poop

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Trump2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

You are all hopped up on the goofballs!

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themightykekfish 38 points ago +38 / -0

Did they get Ligma cleared with the dnc lawyers??

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6ft7WeighsAnFingTon 5 points ago +5 / -0

I feel bad that no one has gone for it so I’ll go ahead and ask...

What is ligma?

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themightykekfish 7 points ago +7 / -0

It’s ruined now fren I was snek’d

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6ft7WeighsAnFingTon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh well we tried

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Disagreeable 25 points ago +26 / -1

DEEZS what on my what?

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SethRichsgoldwatch 11 points ago +11 / -0

The dems collective faces

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ZeroDeltaTango 8 points ago +8 / -0

Chin?

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PaizuriPelosi 7 points ago +7 / -0

WHUT WHUT

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PatriotsWinBigly 4 points ago +4 / -0

IN THE

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Spudster 3 points ago +3 / -0

BUTT

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Friendly_B 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mini m&ms.

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OneManBanned 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is going to be bigger than a henweigh!

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Dissident1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Victor vector come again? Over. What's a henweigh? Over.

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PatriotsWinBigly 4 points ago +4 / -0

What's your clearence Clarence?

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HaitchElGee 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's our vector, Victor?

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MudDog 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's a Tim Conway?

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Hawkman 219 points ago +222 / -3

THE KRAKEN IS COMING

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bubadmt 108 points ago +109 / -1

Hunter Biden has entered the chat.

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day221 102 points ago +102 / -0

Silly Hunter. It's spelled "kraken" not "cracken"

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RahkeemTheMachine 25 points ago +26 / -1

I lolled

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Trumpeteer 18 points ago +18 / -0

Silly Hunter, it’s “kraken” not “snort-coke-our-of-a-hooker’s-ass-cracken”

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Nameless_Mofo 5 points ago +5 / -0

FUCKING KEK

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Bravo1 45 points ago +45 / -0 (edited)

Laptop repair shop owner has entered the chat.

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TangerineShine 56 points ago +56 / -0

FBI HAS ENTERED AND LEFT THE CHAT

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Drphilknight 33 points ago +33 / -0

Defund the FBI

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MagaroniNCheese 4 points ago +4 / -0

FBI has deleted the chat.

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Trump2024 17 points ago +17 / -0

Hillary has fled the country

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MAGAPlenty 9 points ago +9 / -0

Kamala Harris has taken a lover

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SixteenBeatsAOne 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tom Hanks is retiring in Greece.

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MAGAPlenty 8 points ago +8 / -0

FBI: DELET CHAT

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Bravo1 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOL!

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RedTX 12 points ago +12 / -0

CCP has entered the chat

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T-Bonius 5 points ago +5 / -0

"tinnaman square massacre" :CCP was kicked from chat

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WorshipJesusVote_TD 6 points ago +7 / -1

Hilarious. But seriously, all this is meaningless if the DOJ is all DEEP STATE.

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TrumpsJuicyDong 15 points ago +15 / -0

Kraken, not Crack 'n' niece fuckin'

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Mavdick96 6 points ago +6 / -0

Go home, Hunter, we said KRAKEN not CRACK!

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CrackHunter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nuh uh

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Phil_DeGraves 5 points ago +5 / -0

THE KRAKEN IS COMING

Nope, you have to tickle its nuts for awhile first!

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PatriotsWinBigly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope it's just breathing hard.

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TheViking 2 points ago +2 / -0

He gonna coooom!

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TommyLasordasBallBag 70 points ago +70 / -0

LETS FUCKING GO!

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tragician 39 points ago +39 / -0

MAN THE MEME CANNONS

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RedTX 19 points ago +19 / -0

Aye, standing by...

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-REEEEEEEDACTED- 16 points ago +16 / -0

Coordinates confirmed, EXECUTE FIRE MISSION!

FIRE!

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MAGA_JUICE 58 points ago +58 / -0

I think this is tied to GA moving forward with certification. So it causes another direction legally right?

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shyAOC 16 points ago +16 / -0

instant law boner

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PatriotsWinBigly 10 points ago +10 / -0

Do you have a permit for that boner, Pede?

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CritiquETorch 9 points ago +9 / -0

My guess. A warning. Possible show of the cards. At least a few. As a don't you fucking dare! Maybe maybe not

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Italians_Invented_2A 36 points ago +36 / -0

The lawsuits to stop the certification is one thing. Releasing the kraken and starting a criminal investigation with the DOJ is another route

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Mateyproductions 8 points ago +8 / -0

I must have missed the “Kraken day” can you enlighten me please? Thank you!

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DaayTerkErJerbs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was really hoping you linked him to the egg n bacon breakfast photo lol

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-REEEEEEEDACTED- 42 points ago +46 / -4

GTFO YOU LOW ENERGY FAGGOT

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PatriotsWinBigly 19 points ago +19 / -0

Savage. 10/10. Would kek again.

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LowIQCrazyMika -1 points ago +4 / -5

lol there is no low energy in critical thinking How many of us got excited about John Durham investigation lol...yet, no dice How many of us got excited about the investigation that McCabe was facing and saying things like he is going to jail....yet, no dice, they dropped the investigation ...lol

Why? because they will always protect their own, no matter what. Rather than getting hyped up and getting hopes up on some anon sourced tweet, it is intelligent to wait.....

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Nameless_Mofo 11 points ago +11 / -0

stop doomfagging

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big8s 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doomfags out

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RahkeemTheMachine 9 points ago +9 / -0

Apparently you missed the 1 in a million miracle shot Sidney worked for General Flynn

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RahkeemTheMachine 14 points ago +14 / -0

Her bio clearly says who she is. Take it for what it’s worth.

As for Sidney she could play a literal video of poll workers changing 80 million votes and none if it means anything without proper procedure.

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ReLoaDit 6 points ago +7 / -1

If she had actual evidence that was going to bring them down, why gloat about it and tell the world about it until they are actually using the evidence in court. Why give the dems any more of a chance to try and fight back. She isn't giving more details yet for a reason.

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NewUser1758 4 points ago +4 / -0

The only logical reason I can think of is that releasing the information early would somehow jeopardize the court filings but I am pretty sure something being public knowledge doesn't invalidate it in court.

I'm guessing the kraken is actually just the specter of election fraud they aren't going to bother proving (even though it blatantly happened and a real audit would find it) because the legal system is stacked against them and there is no time.

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6ft7WeighsAnFingTon 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is exactly right.

It’s like all of a sudden pedes here don’t understand basic legal procedure.

Any lawyer worth their salt won’t discuss pending litigation.

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Zahala 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bye Felicia

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Zahala 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude get out of here with your nonsense

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PatriotsWinBigly 1 point ago +1 / -0

BOOOOOO SHAAAAAME

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Equality72521 -7 points ago +4 / -11

The report that I read this morning say s that they dropped a suits in MI, GA, PA, WI. What the hell is going on? https://twitter.com/Alex_Panetta/status/1328372631519813633

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TolandsKin 28 points ago +29 / -1

Rudy said on twitter this morning the reports of them "dropping" suits was wrong, that the people reporting hadn't read the new suits. They were updating and adding stuff, not DROPPING them. I think WaPo started the rumor mill stuff that suits were all being dropped and Trump was getting ready to concede.

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shade1k 25 points ago +25 / -0

Maybe the theory that those suits had no purpose other than to ensure the delay of state certification until the real lawsuit was ready were correct.

At this point filing an accusation against Dominion in court is basically accusing the Dem Party of orchestrating a coup. That requires some serious evidence, which took time to gather.

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CritiquETorch 6 points ago +7 / -1

I believe Trump tweeted something to the effect that these are lower court cases. Filled by other attorneys and witnesses. Stay strong.

I don't buy the tick tock bs either. But if Trump says it. I'll give that man the benefit of the doubt. ... Until..

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Equality72521 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yes, I'm aware that there are numerous lawsuits going on. Our position in PA is Undoubtedly the strongest due to 1) Philly election officials ignoring SCOTUS order and 2) the state legislature is pro-trump which means they could very likely send Trump electors. The GA lawsuit may be good. I'm not sure. I follow Lin Wood and he follows me on Twitter. What I don't like is their legislature. There is a large contingent of anti-trump members along with a flakey governer. I actually think our position will be stronger in MI and WI where the dominion voting manipulation was so heavily altered (same with PA) that the SCOTUS is going to have difficulty ignoring it. Also, both of those states have Trump's favorable state legislature. AZ and GA I have the least confidence in due to the anti-trump republicans who hold so much power there.

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PatriotsWinBigly 4 points ago +5 / -1

Heh. You said wood.

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CritiquETorch 4 points ago +5 / -1

We will need people like you when shit gets ugly.

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dakinnia 0 points ago +1 / -1

Shut up, Butthead.

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SvixGale 5 points ago +5 / -0

100% genuine, certified FAKE. NEWS. BULLSHIT.

The attorneys who dropped out were NOT employed by Trump nor his campaign. These are blatant lies by the communist fake news media.

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TheHolyMonk -7 points ago +1 / -8

And all of those cases were shut down by the courts.

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Nadlers_Belt 24 points ago +24 / -0

Raken unleashed the Kraken?

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Raken [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Seems so

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DonJr2024 74 points ago +78 / -4

Thanks for the post I guess. This site is getting lost quickly. 100 comments above me and all are garbage that looks like every reddit thread ever. Sigh.

I'd like to ask who this tweeter is and why she would know about what meetings Trump is called to. But it'll probably be lost among the wasteland of jokes and puns.

Fuck guys maybe we could focus on data and verifying things for 3 more weeks before we turn every post into a shitfest.

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DebbieinDallas 24 points ago +26 / -2

I wish I could give you more than 1 upvote. This is serious shit going on and here we have to deal with a bunch of high school retards who think they’re funny. They’re the ones going to be taking it in the ass if Trump doesnt prevail but they seem too unserious to know that. I hope they all enjoy living in a commie country. That’s one of the reservations I had about the wall going up. May turn in to the Berlin Wall and keep those of us who want to escape communism inside or be shot trying to escape to some free country, somewhere.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 19 points ago +19 / -0

Agreed. It's ridiculous.

All day today we have tranny posts stickied. There's some stuff that's just a little more serious going on.

Maybe a permanent sticky to donate to the Trump legal team? Nah, lol trannies right!?!

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JuicyfearsMAGA 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'm just gonna chime in and agree. Out country is at stake, there's thousands of examples of fraud, treason, radical agenda of the left etc, and the first hundred posts are toilet humor and bad jokes?

Time and place

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ScreamingEagles 11 points ago +11 / -0

Totally agree. I left Reddit for a reason. Serous comments only in serious threads like this one please.

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DonJr2024 9 points ago +9 / -0

The site has shot up in popularity. I don't want to be a debbie downer but we have to keep it focused here for a few more weeks. I'm sure there is more fraud we can dig up, dead voters, etc. Sure we can do more to pressure Georgia for some full audits as they said initially.

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ColoradoTrumper45 6 points ago +6 / -0

Youth is wasted on the young.

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Rufus_Shinra 5 points ago +5 / -0

Seriously, our country is a breath away from being totally controlled by communist globalists who, if Biden takes office, will quickly pit measures in place to ensure they NEVER lose control to an outsider again. Your votes will be meaningless, and millions will be disenfranchised after the election stolen from Trump anyways. Trump will hold the record for most votes for a Republican forever at least.

If this fight is lost, America will be a socialist country without representation and ruled by the elite above the law.

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physsijim 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not sure they will be successful, because, as a last resort, we are armed. Think how many vets there are that are not active duty but have not forgotten their oath.

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OJswhitebronco 1 point ago +1 / -0

Canada is more armed per capita and they are quickly headed towards communism.

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Seadgs 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

Just as an aside regarding the Berlin wall. A lot of people misunderstand what that wall was. It was not a walled border separating east and west Germany. Berlin itself was deep in east Germany but the US and allies controlled the "free" sectors. The berlin wall ENCIRCLED the allied portions of berlin with the hope of strangling and isolating them.

Spez: sorry if the format is off, on mobile.

Spez spez: fun fact, the commies called it "The anti-facist rampart."

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Southern_Belle 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Berlin Wall (die Mauer) was one thing; however, there was fencing separating East Germany from West Germany.

Drove there once with some people who were showing me around.

Guard towers everywhere. You know they had guns trained on you.

Quite ominous.

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Epy00 5 points ago +5 / -0

She heard it on Newsmax I think

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DonJr2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks.

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Throwingitinthesea 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed.

I’m sick of scrolling past fart jokes and stupidity, and degrading shit about women. Because this site is gaining some traction in the “outside world” nothing says brainless circle jerk quicker than this kind of crap.

It’s already difficult enough to command respect for intelligent discussion and fact finding- all of us are literally ambassadors for this place each time we open our mouths. Then you have the likes of these clowns who just prove every stereotype true in two hot seconds.

A bit of a clean up wouldn’t go amiss.

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Magamom2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agree.

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PatriotsWinBigly 2 points ago +3 / -1

We were just having some fun. ::shrugs::

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DebbieinDallas 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s like telling jokes at a funeral. It just doesnt work.

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jlynbk 3 points ago +3 / -0

You must not have Irish blood. Thats all we do at wakes and funerals.

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DebbieinDallas 2 points ago +2 / -0

My husband is Irish. I have never been to a funeral because nobody I know has ever died. I am over 70.

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DonJr2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know. Hate to be a downer. Just stressed for the next 3 weeks.

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physsijim 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol, I noticed that too.

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MemechineGun 10 points ago +10 / -0

LETS F-ING GO!

M A G A

A G A

G A

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HillarysBeaverMunch 1 point ago +2 / -1

And the MA is for your mom.

Sorry, I couldn't not resist that low hanging fruit. Please excuse me.

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blacktankguy 361 points ago +368 / -7

are we holding our breath yet? I can't decide if its time.....

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FlameBroiledFreedom 465 points ago +467 / -2

Always prepare as if nothing is going to come of it. Helps keep your emotions in check.

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GrayGhost 136 points ago +138 / -2

I like you.

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BoatingAccident 77 points ago +77 / -0

We are all very good at that by now. I have thick emotional callouses.

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GrayGhost 22 points ago +22 / -0

We have a lot of things we can show that we are good at. We're even good at dying, though we're twice as good at the opposite.

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Trump2024 7 points ago +7 / -0

I abuse my inner self

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Nancypelosisoldliver 2 points ago +2 / -0

These rotten swamp monsters always ruining everything

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BillDStrong 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is good practice. Builds patience and character.

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202020242028 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now kith

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emjayt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m prepared to not like him, just in case...

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davidmode 46 points ago +46 / -0

this is what ive been doing for 2 weeks. extremely positive, but not getting too emotionally involved...

... until we have to :)

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NotJudging 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm just trying to decide if I should tell my family about a Trump special meeting or not... I think I'll wait.

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Donger-Lord 2 points ago +3 / -1

If he gives the order, I’ll drop everything and kill them all without mercy, I’ve been waiting 5 years for this.

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4218 3 points ago +3 / -0

FBI I don’t know this man, pls. I sorry

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Donger-Lord 2 points ago +3 / -1

I’m not, I’ll kill them too. If some feds want the fast track to hell I’ll give them it.

In Minecraft of course.

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anishr 3 points ago +3 / -0

Man this whole thread warms my heart. This place is full of you pedes absolutely BURSTING full of positive energy. All other sites like Reddit are full of people making suicidal jokes. Love you guys no homo

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ZeroDeltaTango 39 points ago +42 / -3 (edited)

Always prepare as if nothing is going to come of it. Helps keep your emotions in check.

This, unfortunately, amid a series of ongoing innumerable and unspeakable acts of treason and other serious crimes, and nothing ever coming of it, is the way.

"We'll see what happens." = True statement from President Trump.

We are seeing what happens. What happens is nothing. And we see that.

"You'd be in jail" was in response to Hillary's hypothetical about a person of Donald Trump's temperament being "in charge of the laws in this country". He is not technically in charge of "the laws" per se. So, she's not going to Jail. She gets to pass Go, collect $200 million...

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JackBurton 31 points ago +32 / -1

So can I just leave my dick out for now?

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Loiuzein 26 points ago +27 / -1

If you experience an election lasting longer than three days...

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Harambe4K 20 points ago +20 / -0

You can always leave your dick out.

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RussianAgent13 13 points ago +13 / -0

RIP Harambe4K :'(

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Trump2024 6 points ago +6 / -0

His death was not in vain!

DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE!

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crimeariver 0 points ago +0 / -0

But can I let my nuts hang, is the next question

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booblitchutz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Toobsteaks out, boys

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FlameBroiledFreedom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Absolutely. In fact, i encourage it

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fapoo 9 points ago +9 / -0

Right if it happens it happens. If not I have faith in the Pres.

All the way.

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KnightKreider 59 points ago +59 / -0

Putting legislators and representatives on blast is absolutely something we need to be doing. We need to give these rinos holy hell.

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waswas 7 points ago +7 / -0

this. this really makes a difference.

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anishr 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah not gonna hold my breath on that one. What are you gonna do once your RINO gov decides to take your weapons and instate ultramax lockdown procedures? Protest peacefully?

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uzi5v2 53 points ago +55 / -2

I genuinely think there’s a greater than zero chance of a civil war should they try to pass that Chinese puppet pedo Biden through as President.

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Italians_Invented_2A 23 points ago +23 / -0

Which is also the same chances of saving America from becoming a communist hellhole.

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IncredibleMrE1 19 points ago +19 / -0

And there is a greater than zero chance of civil war should Donald Trump spoil their plans.

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kag-2020- 14 points ago +15 / -1

We've seen everything the left can throw at us in the last 4 years. If Pedo Joe manages to steal the Presidency, the Fed won't hesitate to enforce his orders, unlike what we saw with President Trump.

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prospektor 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yeah, if Biden gets in, the globalist elite will most probably enforce "law and order", as they are then in control of law and order and will enforce it at their liking. Similar to the NSDAP rising to power in Germany back in the day, they did engage in heavy street fights, they had a special group for that, the SA, fighting against the commies. Once the NSDAP was in power, the SA became a liability, as they were still pushing for more progressive ideas and floating the idea of continuous revolution, all the while still occasionally wreaking havoc in street brawls, which annoyed the populace which voted for the NSDAP to stop this shit. So Hitler ordered the Night of the Long Knives and completely decapitated and destroyed his own SA (and of course used the opportunity to remove some other unwelcome figures). I wouldn't be surprised to see similar things (obviously not mass executions, but mass incarcerations) happening in the US if the wannabe revolutionaries don't shut the fuck up.

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prospektor 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not going into depth about the major differences to the Weimar Republic which will make a similar outcome unlikely (sadly?), but if you are so vehemently opposed to a comparison with the nazis, then just compare it to Stalin. Or Castro. Or any other leftist (or anybody at that) who instrumentalized extrajudicial violence and then ended up in power - they are then all eager to suppress that, as they are not interested in instability anymore, but in stability. It's really always the same, no matter the side. It's just a logical consequence. You prefer to compare it to the bolshevics, fine - had they won the election in Germany back then, they would've done the same.

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 12 points ago +12 / -0

There better be a 100% chance of civil war if that happens

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waswas 3 points ago +3 / -0

It wont just be joe. There is talk Hillary and Podesta could be in his cabinet

I cant even imagine seeing them high in government again when they were supposed to go to jail.I honestly would feel like it was all for nothing and corruption beyond all fixing has been proven. I don’t think I would ever get worked up about politics again.

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lurkwellmyfriends 34 points ago +34 / -0

Show out on the streets. If they know we'll just bitch and moan online then we get the future we deserve.

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kag-2020- 9 points ago +11 / -2

A million people showed up at DC and they still ignored us. People always show up and people still claim we just "bitch and moan online."

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PlasmaNoire 8 points ago +8 / -0

Because they were peaceful unlike blm and antifa. BLM got the platnium plan reparations because they rioted

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ScreamingEagles 6 points ago +6 / -0

This guy gets it. Violence works.

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LiterallyKaiser 6 points ago +7 / -1

Because the only thing we do is show up one Saturday, march around a bit, try to defect any accusations of racism, and then leave that evening. When the leftists protest they keep at it until their demands are met, and they don't piss away their time trying to argue how they're not racist. They shut down streets, they "convince" business and homeowners to support them, and they don't leave until the government agrees to meet their demands.

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ScreamingEagles 5 points ago +5 / -0

The main thing holding us back is our families and jobs. When people realise that their very lives are in jeopardy, we will finally rise up.

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DoubleEagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

As long as we argue that we're not racist, all we're really doing is saying that we fear being called racists.

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anishr 4 points ago +4 / -0

Keep in mind why the League of Nations failed. They wanted peace but they weren’t ready to enforce it. They couldn’t do shit against countries that decided to wage war under their noses because how the fuck are you supposed to enforce peace when you can’t fight?

“What if I want to talk of peace and understanding, but you only understand the language of the sword?”

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Trumpeteer 2 points ago +4 / -2

You mean hundreds? That’s what Fox and CNN told me...

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Epy00 15 points ago +15 / -0

What we need to work on is ensuring the state legislatures know they're figurative mince meat if they don't reject the vote cheating

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deplorablepatriot 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hold the line!

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2nd_Trumpet 56 points ago +58 / -2

This actually sounds like action not random tweets and rhetoric.. could be it?!

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Thracka951 18 points ago +19 / -1

habbening?

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RussianAgent13 3 points ago +3 / -0

ITS HABBENING!!!

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DonJr2024 9 points ago +9 / -0

Maybe. But the comments are mostly puns and jokes. I'd like to know who this is and why should would know what meetings Trump is being called into.

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PatriotsWinBigly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Happening. It is. I think.

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Bossman28894 24 points ago +24 / -0

Breathe steady, holding breath creates aneurysms

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kingship76 12 points ago +12 / -0

Is that true? My pot-smoking friend is curious.

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Bossman28894 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nah I’m just foolin, but sure feels like it when you lift waits and forget to breath

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Phil_DeGraves 7 points ago +7 / -0

My pot-smoking friend is curious.

He should check the FAQ page on the website of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, it might say.

Oh wait, are they using "Joint" in a different meaning? Damn. Now they sound way less fun!

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ItsTooMuchWinning 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably not, but I'm sure holding your breath long enough results in voting democrat ('cause you'd be dead).

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kag-2020- 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's an advisory I can support:

CAUTION: Holding your breath for more than 3 minutes will cause you to vote Democrat

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PNW_PEPE 23 points ago +23 / -0

He did tweet, last week, "Next Week".

But smart lawyers don't show their hand until they are in court.

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2020boogaloo 173 points ago +175 / -2

You forgot 10. Salt prices tank as natural deposits spring up across the world

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side_o_beef 55 points ago +56 / -1

We're all gearing up for long days at the salt mines ahead. It ain't much, but it's honest work.

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Nancypelosisoldliver 8 points ago +8 / -0

Triggering the libs give a better return on investment than investing in stocks lmao

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WildSauce 15 points ago +16 / -1

We should plan on mailing salt to the NYT again. They are probably running low from the previous shipment they received.

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freedomoverhealth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Helicopter rides is #10

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they-see-me-trollin 60 points ago +62 / -2

HAPPENING LEVEL: IT'S

SCOOPS LEVEL: TWO

TERMS LEVEL: TWO

GENDERS LEVEL: TWO

KEK LEVEL: TOPPED

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ChippingToe 10 points ago +10 / -0

KRAKEN LEVEL:

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coffeefe 10 points ago +10 / -0

KRAKEN STATUS:

451 Unavailable For Legal Reasons

425 Too Early

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crusadetiem 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pending release?

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Donger-Lord 2 points ago +2 / -0

Term terms so far, soon he’ll get 3.

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atlmegamaga 20 points ago +21 / -1

Bro that's all been debunked check snopes bro

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50red 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bro factcheck.org bro, it has .org at the end so obviously it's non-partisan, bro. Trust the experts, bro!

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A_Colostomy_Bag 14 points ago +14 / -0

That's what I'm hoping for!

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Clags79 14 points ago +14 / -0

What happens to the sacred “office of the president-elect though?!”

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RussianAgent13 9 points ago +9 / -0

DEBONKED

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crusadetiem 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pack it back up, PUT IT BACK IN THE BASEMENT

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preferredfault 262 points ago +264 / -2 (edited)

They have to get it right the first time. That means they can't afford to have any little bit left out. Otherwise all the courts will do is say he should have had his stuff together before filing a case, and that would allow them to use the appearance of being rushed to simply dismiss stuff and attack the validity of the case. With such a limited timing, every base in this case needs to be covered.

We all know this is going to the supreme court though. They will try left and right to dismiss this at the lower courts. The happening doesn't happen until this goes to the supreme court. Until then, all the media is going to be doing is celebrating Biden and making fun of Trump.

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PurestEvil 40 points ago +40 / -0

Well, think of it this way: Nothing has changed, Orange Man Bad Every Day.

Remember Impeachment? Same type of shit that extends over time. This is no different. In 1 year there will be some other shit. In 2 years some another. In 3 some another.

So who cares about what they say? They will be smug and arrogant no matter what.

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Summonblood 17 points ago +18 / -1

If anything, the impeachment process just gave him & his team the necessary experience and insight to make him even stronger.

The difference now is, for the first time Democrats aren’t the ones that are claiming fraud, they are on the defensive and they aren’t used to defending themselves.

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wernerziegler 5 points ago +5 / -0

And the media is struggling to adapt their lies to the "drip drip drip" of new information. They already went from "no evidence of fraud" to "no evidence of widespread fraud", all while intentionally misleading the public by declaring themselves as the official authority of determining who us President-elect. Big-tech is struggling to destroy evidence of Dominion and Smartmatic. Then there are letters from fellow Dems alleging problems with electronic voting machines. The Dems are strugglng bigly.

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TheRedPlanet 2 points ago +2 / -0

This

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jennyfrutex 7 points ago +7 / -0

One shot, one kill! Just like Tom Berenger in Sniper!

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KekistanPM 44 points ago +44 / -0

I trust Trump to get it right the first time. Moreso with talent like Rudy who also knows how to fight against the odds.

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edxzxz -1 points ago +3 / -4

Wouldn't 'getting it right the first time' have involved securing court orders in advance of the election ensuring adequate supervision was present in the counting rooms at all times, registrations purged of the dead and double names prior to ballots being mailed, and obviously needed precautions against fraud instituted to prevent the steal? Reversing the results of an election is a very difficult thing to convince courts to do, even with the best evidence. I am hopeful and really do believe it will work out in POTUS' favor, but please stop the bullshit about how this was all part of the plan, it's '4-D chess' and anything else that implies we didn't get caught flat footed and now have to scramble against all odds to fix this shit.

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KleineSchlachtmusik 13 points ago +14 / -1

Getting orders like that involves seeking injunctive relief. To get injunctive relief, you need to establish the imminent threat of irreparable harm, which is very difficult to do especially when the harm (election fraud) is speculative at the time. They tried to get some orders like that but were denied. Not that surprising. Nothing his team did wrong or failed to do.

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Sherlock -48 points ago +13 / -61 (edited)

I don't trust Rudy at all. He's a cartoonish old camera whore. Hopefully POTUS has enough smart people like Sydney Powell to check his work.

Edit: You older pedes are butthurt over this opinion. I had the exact same opinion of POTUS (he got my vote because he wasn't Hillary) until he proceeded to be the best president of my lifetime and thankfully proved me wrong. If/when Rudy proves that he's more than a cartoonish old camera whore, I'll eat my words and change my mind.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 52 points ago +53 / -1

I find a lot of younger pedes with this view. They forget that he took down the mafia, his work is solid with all the i's dotted and t's crossed. Not to mention, after that he became America's Mayor when he put the entire country on his back after 9/11, calling him cartoonish isn't right.

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Litehouse 22 points ago +22 / -0

Exactly. I’m “ahem” older and I remember how bad NYC was before he was AG. He made it safe to walk the streets again. I’m sure it’s not so much that way there now.

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TwoStar 9 points ago +9 / -0

And it's not like Rudy is writing the briefs. He's got sharp minds on that. Rudy is the right guy for this.

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TheRedPlanet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rudy is fearless, this isn't a popularity contest, this is a war on many fronts. Rudy is one tough MF. He had earned respect for his past work.

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 22 points ago +22 / -0

You sound like the people who didn’t trust Trump in the beginning

Look at past actions and results, not the style

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LongboardPro 16 points ago +16 / -0

Take that back

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zeeshopper 10 points ago +11 / -1

I was a ball-less cuck like you before. I learned my lessons. Hopefully you will learn yours very soon here.

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QuranIsToiletPaper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Go to Hell, commie.

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Legalpede 14 points ago +15 / -1

Normally they would penalize a plaintiff for leaving something out, but in this case I think there is a good chance a Judge permits an amended complaint, so long as its clear the information wasn't available earlier (and I think everyone knows how rushed everything is by necessity). Still, they need to make the best possible arguments they can at the beginning.

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Italians_Invented_2A 9 points ago +10 / -1

I don't agree. With the thing still being very fresh, it's reasonable that new evidences can come up any day.

This doesn't make our case weaker

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The_RedWolf 7 points ago +8 / -1

And they have to get it out timely. If they wait too long courts will throw the whole thing out if it’s too close to certification day

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Kneel4Jesus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Worrisome. Is there some precedent for how timely/ close to certification such a case needs to be? Is there precedent for dismissing a case on those grounds?

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The_RedWolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s discretionary by the judge.

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ProudWhiteMan 22 points ago +22 / -0

Cut him some slack after this covid scamdemic began everyday feels like a monday

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Icepck 13 points ago +13 / -0

No kidding. My sense of time is totally gone.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oh shit, it's November?

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Trumpeteer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh shit it’s time for a second Trump term?

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Based_Trumpster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gave it a skim. Seems like they dropped everything but the claim that only democrats were given a chance to correct their deficient mail-in ballots. Not sure what it all means in the context.

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pacalis128 3 points ago +3 / -0

Speculation, but could they be taking the fraud claims into a federal RICO suit?

Between dominion, changes of addresses etc... we have mail fraud, identity theft, counterfeiting and electoral fraud.

That seems different from the timing of voting, which seems to be a simple statutory issue.

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pacalis128 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, might be NSA. Communications between different state officials, for example on suspending the counts, might be a possibility.

Also, my understanding (but again very speculative) was that those machines aren't supposed to be communicating externally/internet.

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TuckerBuck 6 points ago +6 / -0

I could be wrong but I thought they were available 24/7 for cases like this?

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attorneyriffic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Federal can file electronically

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twodumb2live 3 points ago +3 / -0

E-Filing is available 24-7. Doesn't mean a clerk is there to process the documents though.

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MAGA_JUICE 12 points ago +12 / -0

Trump said they are not the ones filing all the law suits, but they will be soon.

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wernerziegler 1 point ago +1 / -0

I suspect something related to the executive order he signed in 2018 on foreign interference in elections. It's so broad and extensive that it would take time to coordinate it. Plus a military officer came forward with evidence that Smartmatic has a backdoor in their software to flip votes. A lot of politicians and political operatives would be charged. Possibly even media and big tech companies would be subject to charges under the 2018 EO since it covers interference via propaganda and disinformation.

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FearDaNazgulz 219 points ago +219 / -0

Probably something to do with Georgia being sketchy with their recounts

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misterLahey 135 points ago +136 / -1

I'm going with this. GA is a shitshow.

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kag-2020- 74 points ago +74 / -0

GA is a mess!

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Undead-Voter 43 points ago +44 / -1

GA is a big fat mistake.

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WxwXwxWxwXwxW 19 points ago +19 / -0

GA is a nasty guy. He's a nasty guy.

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unclebobinator 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fraud protruding, very disrespectful.

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BurgerChef90 13 points ago +13 / -0

Sucks knowing that no matter who won the GA Gov race, they're basically the same person, just a different body :/

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Slick_Waingro 7 points ago +8 / -1

I had to go rewatch it. Just classic. https://youtu.be/fWhi_JXos60

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Jeb_is_a_total_mess 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jeb!

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5854110203868847 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not sending their best!

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MAGA_4EVER 6 points ago +6 / -0

GA is a waste

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Buildtheadytum 7 points ago +7 / -0

Guys check this out. Joe Biden's current reported margin over Trump is 14,155. In Clayton County (heavily Dem, heavily African American) alone, Biden got 12,949 more votes than Obama's high mark in 2008.

Also, there were 7 new polling places in the county. Something's up in Clayton and Fulton, I just can't detect what it is.

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TotalSkeptic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably related to that Stacy cow.

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excaliboor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Read my latest post.

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narvster 35 points ago +35 / -0

Barnes alluded on his Viva Frei livestream last night that he'd been called into Georgia to sort something out for the last week.

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flashersenpai 4 points ago +4 / -0

didn't know he was involved in a good amount election law until then

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sketchy_at_best 28 points ago +28 / -0

This is what I’m concerned about - if there was truly vote flipping during the tallying stage which has been suggested, it should show up during a hand recount.

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FearDaNazgulz 22 points ago +22 / -0

It doesn't matter what the votes are..it matters who and how they do the hand recount. The swamp is scared

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br1337 17 points ago +18 / -1

Only if they recount in the counties that had it AND have not already back filled the ballots with what they changed.

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MAGAMoose 11 points ago +11 / -0

The vote flipping just gives the real-time illusion of ongoing vote tallying, they pump in the fake ballots to make the final number match.

They can recount a million times and will get the same result.

We need to validate the ballots, not re-count them.

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cryogen 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's assuming a fair, full audit. Not this "Risk Limiting Audit" bullshit that's nothing but a smokescreen.

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UpTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Supposedly they made up fake paper ballots to account for that

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julianReyes 4 points ago +4 / -0

I fucking hope so.

It concerned me massively how little they focused on the state last week compared to MI and WI.

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FreedomIsntFree 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that actually news though? You’d have to know there will be fuckery with any recount or audit and implement ways around it.

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FearDaNazgulz 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I was rich and powerful I'd have insiders everywhere..especially in places like Atlanta and Philadelphia. The left loves to assume Blacks, Hispanics, Homosexuals and women are automatically on their side; so if I had the resources that's who I'd send. Plus 10 points if they get the women to die their hair a ridiculous color

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Venomh3 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm here and living it. I've been to gwinnett and cobb and my brother has been to Fulton and cobb. It's a grade a shit show.

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weallscreamforMAGA 141 points ago +143 / -2

LET THE TENDIES HIT THE

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LeafmanCapitalist 91 points ago +91 / -0

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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SpookySpooky 27 points ago +27 / -0

wait.....i dont want dirty tendies

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weallscreamforMAGA 9 points ago +9 / -0

I don't want tendies without SEASONING!

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IronMaiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

LIBERAL TEARS

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303pede 4 points ago +4 / -0

5 second rule!

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DankPepe81 24 points ago +24 / -0

FLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Shitposter69 9 points ago +9 / -0

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

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Undying 8 points ago +9 / -1

AIR FRYER!

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sustainable_saltmine 123 points ago +124 / -1

we got any (non-MSM) reports?

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_deleted_ 31 points ago +31 / -0

OPs link is not a MSM report

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Venomh3 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm here and living it. I've been to gwinnett and cobb and my brother has been to Fulton and cobb. It's a grade a shit show.

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fkn_lost_my_password 120 points ago +123 / -3

8======================D

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Barry_Obama 109 points ago +109 / -0

Hey there! How'd you like to come back to my place tonight?

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DJT_JR6544 22 points ago +22 / -0

We know. We know.

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rangoon03 4 points ago +4 / -0

As long as Moochelle is there

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TrumpTrainChoooChoo2 40 points ago +40 / -0

Big mike, is that you?

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Biglymike 20 points ago +21 / -1

How can I help you?

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YourTendiesWillBurn 4 points ago +6 / -2

Careful. I hear we aren't supposed to be talkin' bout Big Mike or having fun. Word on the street is it's dangerous to our democracy. Why I might even be a shill for to rape your sensibility and reason and prevent you from seeing the troof!

(tldr: concern/division trolls getting more sophisticated. Stay frosty.)

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BigMikesLeftNut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Partially here

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Free_Helicopter_ridz 10 points ago +10 / -0

What’s that? A rocket ship?

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thuggishruggishtrump 8 points ago +9 / -1

Big Mike’s cock.

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BigRedPillMachine 7 points ago +8 / -1

Clarence Thomas enters the chat...

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m0r1arty 6 points ago +8 / -2

I've been bouncing on my boys D to this all night!

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JudicialDredd 0 points ago +1 / -1

Go on.

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Gamers4Trump2020 104 points ago +104 / -0

The suspense is killing me.

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Hillarysudders 54 points ago +56 / -2

It killed me a week ago!!! This is Hillarysudders ghost typing this.

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HereForTheMemes 28 points ago +28 / -0

Thank you for voting!

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CloakAndDagger 6 points ago +7 / -1

Name checks out!

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sanitaryshave 3 points ago +3 / -0

Light weight. I was killed by net neutrality two years ago...

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al45 40 points ago +40 / -0

I already died from covid

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fjobb 29 points ago +29 / -0

Net neutrality is what got me.

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Gamers4Trump2020 22 points ago +22 / -0

Sorry, forgot I already died from tax cuts.

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fjobb 11 points ago +11 / -0

NN was my first death. After attending a saint biden rally i rose from the grave due to the man's intense charisma and force of will. Unfortunately i was then one of the 200 million that died from gun violence that day and I still vote for democrats now.

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Nameless_Mofo 4 points ago +4 / -0

That was 93 million a day, and I've been killed by that one at least 47 times now.

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Italians_Invented_2A 7 points ago +7 / -0

Shame that you can't enjoy the next 12 years before climate change destroys the world

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fjobb 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well at least i can buy cheap waterfront property now that everyone has devalued it so much since it will be underwater soon due to climate change. What do you mean that hasn't happened?

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BlackFlag 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sorry, but you only have a month and a half left to enjoy living. In the 80s, they told us oceans would rise 10 feet by 2020. See you all in hell.

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IncredibleMrE1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Withdrawing from the Paris Accord is what took me out.

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ca18det 4 points ago +4 / -0

I fell to the first batch of Murder Hornets.

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LFCIRE96 2 points ago +3 / -1

Lmao remember that

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19841776 5 points ago +5 / -0

At least you can still vote dem.

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DJT_JR6544 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of course. You will contract covid from the grave as well. Wear your mask or you will double die of ghost covid.

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At_The_Rally 99 points ago +99 / -0

from what Lin Wood and Powell have been 'talking around the edges of' the past 3 days I predict:

  1. At least one state has totally false election returns

  2. Demand recanvas or threaten 12th amendment

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KAGALOSAURUS 69 points ago +69 / -0

I saw where Powell is now setting sights on California as well.

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FearDaNazgulz 54 points ago +54 / -0

Good. Cali could be red or purple for all we now.

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 33 points ago +34 / -1

There were Trump parades in LA and the Bay Area which could rival the ones found in Texas or Florida. No way this is a honestly a solid blue state

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KylesRifle -31 points ago +1 / -32

Lmao. Okayyyy.

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BillDStrong 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look, the issues always go red, and in the nation, when we have a Dem Pres. the population moves red. Cali has had how many decades of Dem rule?

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KylesRifle 0 points ago +2 / -2

About 5 in the legislature I believe. But it’s really a red state? Give me a fucking break. As a CA native, I know what I’m talking about as much as anyone else. It’s a liberal cesspool.

Stop the gay cheerleading for the sake of cheerleading.

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NewUser101 7 points ago +7 / -0

Millions of illegal invaders with drivers licenses in a State which has supported ballot harvesting for years?

When that same State also gets disproportionally more Federal dollars, House seats, and Electoral College votes thanks to Obama counting all illegal invaders in the Census denominator?

Nothing to see in California for sure....

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CALI_MAGA_MAMA 19 points ago +19 / -0

Newsom has been making shady financial deals with the Chinese for some time. He's definitely involved in the kickbacks she was talking about. Also, he is Pelosi's nephew. Don't anybody forget that! He's genetically predisposed to being a greasy politician!

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flashersenpai 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gree-hee-heasy!

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Greg-2012 2 points ago +2 / -0

I saw that on Twitter but couldn't find a source.

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Two_Scoops__ 0 points ago +2 / -2

Source??? My dick is hard

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MAGA_JUICE 1 point ago +2 / -1

But didn't Trump say his team is not filing all the lawsuits that his will be coming soon?

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smis 90 points ago +93 / -3

my body is ready!

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ALT26 39 points ago +39 / -0

My Constitution is ready!

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Trump2024 9 points ago +9 / -0

My boat is ready to go search the lake for my guns!

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solarsavior 4 points ago +4 / -0

My firearms are ready.

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esheki808 2 points ago +15 / -13

Nipples hardened.

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cgiles98 8 points ago +8 / -0

Very respectfully.

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Nameless_Mofo 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have my Disgusting Blue Shirt on, ready to go before Congress!

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MAGA_JUICE 79 points ago +79 / -0

Wish I could be a Samsung on the wall in that meeting.

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kag-2020- 27 points ago +27 / -0

To be a microwave oven on their counter.

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SisyphusRockAndRoll 14 points ago +14 / -0

As kitchen sink

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DaddySmooth 19 points ago +19 / -0

I identify as a toaster, bigot! \s

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Siteless_Vagrant 14 points ago +14 / -0

BIXBY JUST NEEDS YOU TO ANSWER A FEW QUESTIONS BEFORE WE CAN LISTEN IN ON THIS CONVERSATION

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Donger-Lord 3 points ago +3 / -0

God I hate it

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JudicialDredd 9 points ago +9 / -0

Huawei has left the chat. maybe

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CantStumpIWin 66 points ago +66 / -0

CAN YOU FEEL IT?

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Irish_Wolfhound 22 points ago +24 / -2

COOMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT

TICK TOCK

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LiberalismIsTheVirus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Toobin?

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QuranIsToiletPaper 7 points ago +7 / -0

OK coomer.

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Nameless_Mofo 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's Mr. Eric Coomer to you, shitlord! Director of security for Dominion by day, shit-slinging antifag by night!

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THELEADERSOFMEN 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s DOCTOR COOMER, to you!

in before someone makes a porno meme out of it

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RussianAgent13 3 points ago +4 / -1

Phil Collins Tick Tocks better than anyone you can't prove me wrong.

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CantStumpIWin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh FUCK yes...thank you for sharing this!

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deleted 0 points ago +1 / -1
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ShampocalypseWOW 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sexual healing?

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PigDaddy 1 point ago +3 / -2

MR. KRABS??

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solarsavior 1 point ago +1 / -0

I felt it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cDarYaNauQ&feature=emb_logo

(just an opportunity for a laugh)

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Strike_Eagle784 44 points ago +44 / -0

RELEASE THE KRAKEN, RELEASE THE KRAKEN, RELEASE THE KRAKEN.

LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!

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prospektor 12 points ago +12 / -0

What if the Kraken is the friends we made along the way?

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Strike_Eagle784 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe it is, maybe it is...we've made many frens along the MAGA journey.

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RussianAgent13 3 points ago +3 / -0

UNACCEPTABLE!

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deleted 0 points ago +1 / -1
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BrotherMungus 40 points ago +41 / -1

RELEASE THE KEKEN

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AbrahamLincoln 18 points ago +18 / -0

The KEKEN rises from the sea to feast on salt.

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Centipedealicious 10 points ago +11 / -1

underrated comment

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kekgog 6 points ago +6 / -0

kek

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InSaNeOldGuy 37 points ago +37 / -0

Praying that all goes as planned...

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540k-Again 5 points ago +6 / -1

PLEASE GODSPEED IT TO OUR PRESIDENT!!

The Whole WIN & WIN Enchillada to clean this whole Election Cycle, now and for our Posterity:

https://thedonald.win/p/11Q8EhtERu/for-everyone-who-wants-djtpence-/

WIN&WIN Plan: Basically splits the legal fight into two parts:

  • A.) One for Electors for POTUS/VP which has to be done rapidly; and

  • B.) One for cleaning up all the other non-POTUS/VP contests along with showing all the fraud, and Restoring Election Integrity, and redoing elections with clean rules & voter roles, as required.

Part A deals with winning the WH. Part B does everything else. Part B, cleans up the entire election process.

Techinically, we can do A and B without even having to interface with many campaigns, but if the campaigns are involved it makes it easier to get the new elections for contests which were FUBAR'd.

Send in the autists, nimble navigators, & time-travellers! AND EXTRA PRAYERS!

WIN WIN WIN MORE WINNING!

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Big-Dick-Dale 33 points ago +33 / -0

BURN IT TO THE GROUND

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donutL 32 points ago +34 / -2

I am so angry that Biden is acting like a president. I am holding my breath and pray for a huge breakdown of him.

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MAGA_JUICE 29 points ago +30 / -1 (edited)

Biden tried playing Chicken with Trump and backed down after Trump advised he not falsely announce that he had been declared the winner. Biden looked like an idiot as did the AP.

Not to mention foreign leaders are saying its Biden calling them not them calling Biden. He looks unpresidential.

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RussianAgent13 20 points ago +21 / -1

It's actually illegal to pretend to be a US office holder when you're not.

Too bad it's not illegal for the media to pretend someone is when they're not.

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Lovepede 7 points ago +7 / -0

The media does have liability for fraudulent and reckless reporting, question is who can show damages for it.

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BillDStrong 0 points ago +1 / -1

The American people. Half of American thinks Biden is President Elect.

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donutL 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yes that was so true. This Monday morning when I was sipping my tea I saw the headline Biden calling a meeting with big companies CEOs discussing his administration blablabla, how blatant a human being can be!

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MAGA_JUICE 4 points ago +4 / -0

You mean he spoke with CEOs of Monopolies invested in China?

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SocalPede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not my pedophile.

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Phil_DeGraves 3 points ago +3 / -0

To be fair though, Pepe is also acting that way:

https://thedonald.win/p/11Q8So9DF9/all-hail-the-new-presidentelect-/c/

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 2 points ago +2 / -0

No worries pede. I can give you the whole breakdown of him:

  • Chump.

  • Ugly.

  • Racist white supremacist bigot.

  • Lying dog faced pony soldier.

There may be other elements to a systematic Biden breakdown, however this should at least enumerate the ironically self referential epithets.

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Nameless_Mofo 2 points ago +2 / -0

You forgot Stupid Bastard.

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LUXURY_USERNAME 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden doesn’t know where he is, he’s just doing what they tell him.

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youhateamerica 30 points ago +31 / -1

This better not be a legal filing from Trump's team. Better be a legal filing from the fucking Department of Justice. Its insane that Trump's small private legal team would have to fight a massive vote rigging conspiracy while the DOJ sits around with its thumb up its ass.

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shragae 15 points ago +15 / -0

Why would they stop doing that now? That's all they've done for FOUR FUCKING YEARS.

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BasedBoneSaw 5 points ago +5 / -0

They’re pretty good at thumb-assery at this point

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youhateamerica 5 points ago +5 / -0

Its one thing to sit on your ass to protect pedos, dirty DC cops, and politicians, but its another thing entirely to ignore the largest electoral fraud in human history.

I like to think that even Billy Bagpipes has enough love left for his country to put a stop to that.

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shragae 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you'd asked me 3 years ago I would agree, but with zero happening for Trump's entire term I'm cynical. Dems get away with murder and Trumpers just get murdered.

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Worldtraveler0405 2 points ago +2 / -0

DNI Ratcliffe.

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Seenev 29 points ago +29 / -0

Who is Tricia Flanagan and should we trust her?

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KingMoonRacer 8 points ago +8 / -0

My thoughts exactly.

Why does she know what no one else is saying?

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Greg-2012 7 points ago +7 / -0

OAN Parler account also reporting this.

https://parler.com/post/268735c48907402e97fa65d39bd6c9ec

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sniffyJB 4 points ago +4 / -0

You know, that librarian looking MILF from Jersey... C'mon man!

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abuv 29 points ago +31 / -2

IT'S HAPPENING

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Termus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fake news. They just didn't take it up today

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Worldtraveler0405 1 point ago +1 / -0

Source?

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Termus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look it up, buttercup.

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Worldtraveler0405 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, where?

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Termus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I searched "pa supreme court" and this was literally one of the top results. How can that be perceived as difficult by you?

The fake news stories circulating are "the court didn't take up the case Monday" which is very different from rejecting.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/supreme-court-does-not-take-up-pennsylvania-absentee-ballot-case/ar-BB1b3Ixp

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Worldtraveler0405 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks! But the article doesn't say though that additional documents have to be submitted within 30 days.

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Centipillar 26 points ago +26 / -0

May God be with President Trump and his allies, lawyers and army.

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WeaponizedAutist1776 22 points ago +23 / -1

RELEASE THE KRAKEN

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Zytos 22 points ago +23 / -1

Typically if a legal filing is an "emergency," or unplanned, it's to request a temporary restraining order--an order temporarily preventing someone from doing something, pending adjudication of a request for a permanent injunction. I'd guess it's a request for an order preventing GA from certifying its results.

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STXMO2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Did you see Lin Wood's tweet to Brian Kemp a while ago?

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MAGA_JUICE 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought they would have to file that far in advance. Meaning if they plan to certify Friday they couldn't revise or amend until afterward for the delay?

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Polkadotard 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would assume that the person certifying the results took some kind of an oath. If ANY fuckery is found after certification, that person is legally responsible.

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Holyfvck666 19 points ago +21 / -2

I can feel it coming in the air tonight

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The_Almighty_Kek 7 points ago +7 / -0

BVV BVVVV BVV BVVVV BVV BVVVV BVV BVVVV

DSH DSH DSH DSH

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Phil_DeGraves 6 points ago +6 / -0

🎵 ....hold on! I've been waiting for this moment since November 3, hold on! 🎵

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sniffyJB 5 points ago +6 / -1

Oh, lawd....

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TrumpsJuicyDong 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'ma be coming in the air, on the couch, on my girl, and on the headboard if it is the happening

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Nameless_Mofo 4 points ago +4 / -0

username checks out

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cbird54 19 points ago +20 / -1

Buckle up the rides about to get bumpy.

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limited_intellect 18 points ago +30 / -12

Ok, slow down. Hold the phone for a second. You people need to realize what you're saying.

Even if this is true, you can't just allow people to know this. The ramifications would be huge. I'm talking about actual revolution against the left on an industrial scale. They won't just be out of power, they'll be permanently branded as enemies of America. Do we really want that? I don't think so. That's too much.

So instead of allowing this kind of stuff to be known, how about we just let Biden be president if he promises to do some of the stuff Trump wants? We'll do amnesty, add a few or several justices to SCOTUS, and make PR and DC states to get four more senators, but we are very flexible on everything else.

Plus, election fraud isn't that big of a deal if you really think hard about it. We should remember that they were coming from a good place when they did it. They aren't evil monsters hell bent on controlling people through the destruction of the middle class and total erasure of American history and identity. They don't want to make everyone slaves haha. That's silly. No, they're just misguided so let's go easy on them and that starts with not talking about this.

I'm not going to talk about this and neither should you. Only the media gets to report whether this is true or not, regular people can't do that. So actually this is illegal to even think about. If this wasn't fake then how come it's not on every news channel? Yeah that's it. This is fake actually. The news isn't reporting on it so it's fake. This would be a huge story and they'd make a lot of money by covering it but they aren't because it's fake yeah. Ok, alright this is fake. This is a fake story fake news. I think we should move on to something else. Fake news is dangerous to our democracy.

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GrandInquisitor 25 points ago +25 / -0

Thanks for dropping by CNN, it's been a fun visit.

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jamrs 10 points ago +10 / -0

I can't believe people are downvoting this. How are they not laughing their asses off?

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russianbot4673 4 points ago +5 / -1

it's because sadly there are a lot of stupid people here. some smart ones too, but a lot of stupid ones who don't read anything except headlines and misinterpret what they do read and just go on pure emotions and wishful thinking. and can't detect sarcasm.

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4MoarYears 8 points ago +9 / -1

LMAO. At first I downvoted, but as I kept reading I realized it was satirical. Thanks for the laugh.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 3 points ago +4 / -1

Username definitely checks out.

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Deadpool 17 points ago +18 / -1

I am ready for the salt tsunami

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polish_snausage 15 points ago +15 / -0

Check out Lin Woods tweets ... apparently right after the meeting. Savage

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Swallwell_Gas_Co 6 points ago +6 / -0

Question for lawyer pedes: could this be considered agitprop and if so, would that hurt the case?

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misterLahey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Care to share?

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letrain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Links...

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fkn_lost_my_password 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lin Wood likes to shitpost on twitter. Let's see if he actually has anything. This shit is too important, and I don't want to be dicked around right now by someone looking for more followers.

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misterLahey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Savage I guess. Also is Wood even part of the President’s legal team?

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MagaMita 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yes

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misterLahey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Okay

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AloweiseEdelHuberIII 1 point ago +2 / -1

Savage.

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PresidentElectCv19 15 points ago +19 / -4

Hopefully somethings being done. Anymore it’s just some internet fucktard looking to get likes and retweets.

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DanIsSwell 7 points ago +8 / -1

Turns out, Its a meeting about covid (not) Ha....ha....ha.

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magaonmycellphone 13 points ago +13 / -0

Emergency... for the Dems!

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josiborg 13 points ago +13 / -0

I won't be satisfied until there's public guillotines. Even then, I'll be pissed I somehow wasn't selected to be executioner

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Nameless_Mofo 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can man the guillotine, I'll man the gallows.

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19841776 2 points ago +3 / -1

Did I miss the auditions?

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catsfive 2 points ago +2 / -0

I posted a meme about exactly this a while back

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BitterSnuffleupagus 12 points ago +12 / -0

FRAUD VITIATES EVERYTHING

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Usefulmoron 12 points ago +12 / -0

WE WILL WIN!!!

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PatriotsWinBigly 10 points ago +10 / -0

Came for the Kraken. Stayed for the comments section.

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Zadok 2 points ago +2 / -0

The best jokes are always in the comments.

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bonejack 10 points ago +11 / -1

Is it happening this time? This has to be the time it's happening, right? Not like all those other times we said it was happening and then nothing happened.

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StaryHickory 2 points ago +2 / -0

I dunno man they fucking with us

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misterLahey 2 points ago +4 / -2

Soon. Just Wait. Kraken. Tick Tock. Next Weke.

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justkev 10 points ago +10 / -0

My Penis is on alert.

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DaddySmooth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Michael Obama enters chat

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BoatingAccident 1 point ago +1 / -0

take my upvote you pervert

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The_Peter 9 points ago +9 / -0

Am I the only one that thought Titania McGrath is running for the US senate?

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jnathan2010 9 points ago +9 / -0

DO IT.

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sfmaga 9 points ago +11 / -2

Oh would you look at that, .win can handle tranny memes and breaking news. Surely everybody must've been way too busy lol'ing at memes to notice the important stuff...

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DairyBoy 4 points ago +5 / -1

MuH oPtIcS!!1!1!!!!

Kek

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TheMutualist 9 points ago +9 / -0

Who is this woman? What's her source? I'm not trying to be rude. I just know plenty of low-level politicians who overstate their influence network. I need to be certain.

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misterLahey 6 points ago +6 / -0

Failed primary candidate. Have no clue if she actually has any insider knowledge or contacts inside the WH let along Trump's inner circle.

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RussianAgent13 4 points ago +4 / -0

The story was on Newsmax.

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