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JohnMcCainsTumors 629 points ago +632 / -3

Thanks baby Jesus

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DevilDog 229 points ago +231 / -2

...in your golden, fleece diapers...

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Wal_Mart_Security 166 points ago +166 / -0

..Lyin’ in your little manger...

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Fosbury68 147 points ago +147 / -0

...with your tiny fat little balled up fists...

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Impressive-Length 160 points ago +160 / -0

Shouting “THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!!!”

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yurimodin 81 points ago +82 / -1

KEK!

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Jojobelle 63 points ago +63 / -0

When it rains Kamala Whores

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snowflaketears 36 points ago +36 / -0

I put money down Cum Allah Harris gives mad good head. All crazy women will make your toes curl. But then you gotta deal with the crazy the other 98% of the time.

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LIBERTYPEWPEW 10 points ago +10 / -0

Did anyone see the tiny crowd watching. It was pathetic

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winsome 2 points ago +2 / -0

link to the crowd?

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ObamasLooseButthole 69 points ago +70 / -1

Guys, I don't know how to tell you this but Jesus did grow up.

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Fosbury68 71 points ago +72 / -1

When it's your turn to say grace, you can pray to what ever Jesus you like.

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Ambi_intui_tion 45 points ago +46 / -1

I work too hard for your bull Chip!

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 19 points ago +19 / -0

What’d you do today boys?

We threw some of Grandpa Chip’s war medals off the bridge!

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ImRight2 25 points ago +26 / -1

good one ricky bobby

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Tookens 27 points ago +27 / -0

"'Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the South call you: 'Hey-suz'. We thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family: my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome striking sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And, of course, my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox, who if you would rate her ass on 100, it would easily be a 94... "

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DickTick 27 points ago +27 / -0

We can pray to whatever aged Jesus we please thank you!

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DocOne 21 points ago +21 / -0

He was a man. He had a beard!

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Janne 27 points ago +27 / -0

I love you guys.

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thebest2020 57 points ago +58 / -1

Oooohhhh. I never put 2+2 together....

Joe bidens diapers and rain dont go well!!!! Makes perfect sense why he got scared of a shower and bloomberg feed suddenly lost signal only to pick it up a minute later.

Watch last 5 minutes. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AH9vMTjM-k4

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The_Litehaus_Abides 33 points ago +33 / -0

Holy shit, there's something WRONG with him and it's a lot worse than rain. I don't really watch Biden except for the short clips I see here because he makes my skin crawl.

But damn! I watched those last 5 minutes like you said and he's a mess.

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MonsterSteve 12 points ago +12 / -0

At the end there he tried to say George Floyd but instead said Floor lol. He really is terrible.

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GBA4ever 2 points ago +2 / -0

A lib told me Joe doesn't have dementia, he has suffered from stuttering his whole life. Stuttering is the least of his issues!

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worksofozymandias 6 points ago +6 / -0

I jad a lib friend try to tell me that too. I sent her a video of the Clarence Thomas hearing to show her thete was no stutter. Never heard back. Libs just must think everybody was born yesterday and are dumb as a stump.

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the-new-style 2 points ago +2 / -0

"We can create millions of high paying jobs by saving the climate"

that sounds like a very concrete plan !

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frankenbox 19 points ago +19 / -0

All the comments are pro Trump!

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thebest2020 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yeah because nobody knew he was going there or even had a rally. Oh well. Just keep talking. Spread the word to get people to vote.

Don't be like some of my relatives who have never voted and refuse to because they live in a liberal state and claim trump won't win the state so whats the point. Bunch of losers.

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OJ_Epstein 14 points ago +14 / -0

Imagine how devastating it would be for Trump to win the popular vote this time. In addition to the EC.

DEVASTATING. And I think it has a chance of happening too.

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OneManBanned 13 points ago +13 / -0

I had an asshole friend like that. So what if he won't win the state? Don't you (he/they, I mean, not YOU) want to be a part of voting for the greatest president we'll ever have in our lifetimes and possibly in the lifetime of this greatest nation??? It blew my mind.

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thebest2020 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yup. And their deadline is passed. Can no longer register to vote so.

I'm in another liberal shithole state but voting for Trump is what we deserve.
I was a Bernie bro in 2016 just so Hillary wouldn't get the nomination. Democrats had their best chance in Sanders and they blew it in 2016. Bernie showed his true colors.

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MrBlack 11 points ago +11 / -0

That's a cop out, I live in Manhattan and I'm copying for Trump again this year, in person.

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TheThreeSeashells 12 points ago +12 / -0

13,000 views and talking to convenience store parking lots. Tell me about that 12 point lead again.

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zooty 11 points ago +11 / -0

Probably gets all short circuited with the electronics he's wearing and electrocutes his nethers.

That can only go on for so long before a man like Biden has to go take care of business.

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independentbystander 8 points ago +8 / -0

Notice how we never see Jerry Nadler in the rain?

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought he may have issues with precipitation-related diaper bloat but you may be onto something!

>If those drawers are drooping... Nadler might be poopin

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rma92 2 points ago +2 / -0

He might float away. If he doesn't melt first.

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stellamonkey 86 points ago +86 / -0

the big dude upstairs is NOT happy with quid pro quo!

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Impressive-Length 51 points ago +51 / -0

“I’m the only Big Guy who gets 10%, Joe!”

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SisterCovfefe 19 points ago +19 / -0

lol

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T2R0U2M0P 17 points ago +17 / -0

Kek! 👌

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neehl 17 points ago +17 / -0

I’ve paid 10% tithing my whole life. Thought I was just paying for fire insurance but looks like it includes the occasional rain assurance too.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 13 points ago +13 / -0

This comment... I choked on a cheeto

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JackAubreyRN 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's quid pro JOE

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YUNG_GUAC 29 points ago +29 / -0

Based Florida Cloud: "GTFO PEDO"

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kekkk 23 points ago +24 / -1

and mother nature for her memes

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DanIsSwell 37 points ago +37 / -0 (edited)

If you like subpoena colada’s and getting caught in the rain? If you’re an old fogey, and have half a brain. If you like smokin crack at midnight, with a girl underage...

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Salt-N-Pepe 17 points ago +17 / -0 (edited)

Come with me to Beijing, and I’ll plan our date rape

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DanIsSwell 10 points ago +10 / -0

Aw man, that’s perfect 👌

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DesertYote 8 points ago +8 / -0

Now this is worthy of a music video!

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JoePCool14 5 points ago +5 / -0

Masterful work right there. We need some Hiden' Biden musical parodies!

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kimjongveryill 227 points ago +228 / -1

His cognitive decline gets worse every video!

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HumphreyBeans 103 points ago +103 / -0

He slurs all his words.

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LordYugemongus 54 points ago +55 / -1

Buffering....

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GadgetLex 3 points ago +3 / -0

FOLKS

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HunterBidenCokeMirro 49 points ago +49 / -0

Even his tv ads have that old man yells at cloud vibe..and that was the best they could get after multiple takes.

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TheThreeSeashells 8 points ago +8 / -0

The contrast is so clear. One's the perpetually angry old man who yells at the kids playing on the street while letting his landscaping go to pot. The other is the guy who throws the best parties and invites everyone on the block, always waves hello and keeps his yard ship shape.

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YUNG_GUAC 35 points ago +35 / -0

"Old Pedo Yells at Teleprompter."

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nowrongwrong 17 points ago +17 / -0

It's like a less-funny, more-hostile version of William Shatner's famous patois.

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Industry4 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yep. he looks angry in every video I see him in. That is not the look of a winner.

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pepe_lives_matter 34 points ago +34 / -0

Hslurrsalis uhrds

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Dondraperswhiskey 12 points ago +12 / -0

hahahahaha yes

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CantThinkOfUserName 29 points ago +29 / -0

Another pede called it today, Biden sounds like Boomhauer from King of the Hill. Well if he had dementia.

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DarkMemeDuck 21 points ago +21 / -0

Dang ol ya know the dang ol thing dang ol c'mon man!

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eviantears 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Easy, Boomhauer!”

Dale adjusts MAGA cap, puffs cancer stick

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Wintergreen 21 points ago +21 / -0

Free Cunity college!

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ImRight2 13 points ago +14 / -1

poly grip giving out or drugs wearing off??

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OneManBanned 8 points ago +8 / -0

Brain melting into ice-cream soup.

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Sexual-Assault-Rifle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes.

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unicornpoop 2 points ago +2 / -0

They only pump him full of drugs for high profile events, otherwise they'd kill him. Confused, bumbling Joe is his normal coffee with adderall and bump of coke before he goes on stage.

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GBA4ever 30 points ago +30 / -0

Fox cut the feed🤣

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2020REBOUND 19 points ago +19 / -0

It cut everywhere incl. cspan midspeech him yelling. Whole area was out. Perfect Storm

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everydaybetter 25 points ago +25 / -0

He comes on stage 47:00 presumably ends at 1:06:00. 20 minute speech off a teleprompter and by 51:00 I could not follow him. There is no intonation, just staccato (as someone else noticed) speech. He goes on tangents in the middle of sentences.

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xcvi 9 points ago +9 / -0

He is actually disabled. Kanye West is literally a better candidate than Joe Biden. And Kanye is more than a little looney. But at least Kanye can carry a conversation.

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everydaybetter 11 points ago +12 / -1

I saw Kanye on Joe Rogan. Kanye is an interesting, conflicted character: determined, religious, at times deep, but married to someone shallow and irreligious. Kanye would be an honest, perhaps overwhelmed President; Biden seems like a career grifter to whom time caught up.

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pray_for_kekistan 196 points ago +199 / -3 (edited)

Video clip: https://streamable.com/qbz4o9

The rain picked up less than 20 minutes into his speech and cut the live feed haha

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Constitution_jd 247 points ago +247 / -0

He keeps lying about Lincoln. The House Divided speech was in Springfield IL at the statehouse, not in Gettysburg. It really pisses me off to an irrational degree

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Data 138 points ago +138 / -0

He chose truth over facts.

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T2R0U2M0P 54 points ago +54 / -0

Feels over reals

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Sexual-Assault-Rifle 12 points ago +12 / -0

C'mon Man!

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Error404LifeNotFound 5 points ago +5 / -0

feelings over emotions.

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Maxmax 63 points ago +63 / -0

He’s not very smart.

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ChickNorris 41 points ago +41 / -0

and his campaign manager is even not smarter.

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Food4thought 8 points ago +8 / -0

That might have been a good day to be in the basement.

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IHeartMyDoggy 28 points ago +28 / -0

Hunter is so much smarter...in fact he’s the smartest person he knows

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Kek_The_World 19 points ago +19 / -0

How smart are you when u take 25000 pics of your dick?

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DocOne 16 points ago +16 / -0

How smart are you when you any take pictures of your dick in contact with your undressed, underage niece?

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neehl 10 points ago +10 / -0

How about any dick pics, period. The internet never forgets

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DocOne 8 points ago +8 / -0

And dicks aren't exactly photogenic.

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thisguy883 2 points ago +2 / -0

My underage niece lives with me and I avoid contact with her because:

  1. we are not related by blood

  2. Last time I let her play video games with me, her parents got pissed because reason 1.

So its best to just leave everyone alone.

Side note: I really hope they move out soon.

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3inch_Thunder 2 points ago +2 / -0

So they live in your house and she cant play video games with you because your not a blood relative? What difference does that make?

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RussianAgent13 8 points ago +8 / -0

I believe it to be true. The Bidens aren't smart.

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PEPEpeepee 5 points ago +5 / -0

Inbreeding tends to lower IQ with each generation. I saw a meme with Biden as banjo boy all grown up and it is spot on lol.

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unicornpoop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Our elected officials are so low IQ that a test should be a prerequisite to office. Looking at you maxine waters, aoc, that dumb bitch from georgia that doesn't know what a coyote is in reference to human trafficking even though we had the EXACT same discussion a few years ago...

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Current_Year_Acct 15 points ago +15 / -0

I think he's just set in his ways, from a time before smart phones and social media when people couldn't just instantly fact check his bullshit, and none of it was recorded unless by media, in which case, it appeared on evening news maybe, then was forgotten.

Throw in the dementia, he doesn't have the cognitive ability to notice it and adjust his behavior.

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PopulistLibright 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't ever use the word "smart" with me.

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thisguy883 2 points ago +2 / -0

He did say he doesnt like smart people.

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BurnerPhone609 34 points ago +34 / -0

Did we quit when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

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DixMcCoy 11 points ago +11 / -0

They sank the USS Maine at Coral Sea, those damned Germans!

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mnguy12000 6 points ago +6 / -0

Keep it up and lefty fools WILL THINK that's what happened sadly

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thisguy883 3 points ago +3 / -0

I knew a lefty who didnt know what ground zero was when we talked about pearl harbor.

He also didnt know what happened at pearl harbor.

This is a guy in his mid 20's.

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magafornian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hell no! Cause when the going gets tough...

crickets

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pepe_lives_matter 18 points ago +18 / -0

Bruh... the fact that Biden can rememberwhat Office he is running for most of the time is a miracle... think he can hire a staff smart enough to get their facts straight?

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Constitution_jd 23 points ago +23 / -0

It's not an accident. He's doing it to pander to PA by referencing Gettysburg. But he's using an IL quote. It's craven and disgusting to perpetuate ignorance for political gain.

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GeneralPinochet 10 points ago +10 / -0

Because you know history unlike this buffoon.

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bothloveocean 67 points ago +67 / -0

I see he’s still got the angry old man routine going at his “rallies.” So disrespectful.

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protrudingnipples 33 points ago +33 / -0

Very very disrespectful.

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Ipray4potus 27 points ago +27 / -0

Old man protruding...

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protrudingnipples 17 points ago +17 / -0

Shouldn’t have protruded from his basement.

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Salt-N-Pepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

There’s a whole freezer full of popsicles down there!

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Jutts 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mmm. And pudding too <wipes mouth>.

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weallscreamforMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like Vanilla?

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GeneralPinochet 17 points ago +17 / -0

You would be angry too if it was just publicly announced that you were under a federal fraud investigation.

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Sexual-Assault-Rifle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe is? I thought it was Hunter under investigation.

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GeneralPinochet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hunter "and his associates." We know for a fact from the emails and text messages that Joe Briben is one of Hunter's associates.

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Sexual-Assault-Rifle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gotcha, thanks!

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Sexual-Assault-Rifle 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dementia protruding..

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JuanTitor 35 points ago +35 / -0

Also, Jesus said it first, but the demons don't like hearing that name.

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sagebrushfire 10 points ago +10 / -0

Joe Stalin 2.0 doesn’t realize what state he’s in 90% of the time; metacognitively or geographically.

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JS_Mill 5 points ago +5 / -0

That one left me in aw. Could not have been written in advance.

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nowrongwrong 4 points ago +4 / -0

"They say you should try to have a change of heart but I say you should try to learn to change your mind!"

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svlem 32 points ago +32 / -0

He's got that permanent "I'm shitting myself" face doesn't he?

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YUNG_GUAC 14 points ago +14 / -0

Because he is. Literally and figuratively. Free Cunity College.

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PigBeenBorn 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think he’s tweaking

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weallscreamforMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not tweaking, just peeking out the basement

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moraxal 10 points ago +11 / -1

wrong clip?

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pray_for_kekistan 13 points ago +14 / -1

thats when the rain picked up and cut the live feed

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pepe_lives_matter 12 points ago +12 / -0

They were saving him from himself.

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Censorship_Sucks 154 points ago +154 / -0

Didn’t even check the record player to see the weather.

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sideOfBeef2016 26 points ago +26 / -0

🤣

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WhoElse 10 points ago +10 / -0

dam !!! haha

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magachudd 5 points ago +5 / -0

To the top with you!!

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johnlocke1689 2 points ago +2 / -0

1 person in his staff could have checked for the weather. Contrary to popular belief, they are in fact, bringing their best.

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DemElectionFraud2020 129 points ago +129 / -0

Imagine having such a retarded campaign team that you don't have an umbrella at this time of year for your candidate.

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some_random_dude 59 points ago +59 / -0

Meh. Rains like every day in FL, for a few min at least. As a suitor to leader of the free world, he should probably know that....

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BigIronBigIron 35 points ago +35 / -0

Florida weather is like dating a crazy girl

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undefined 34 points ago +34 / -0

Fact. I’ve dated crazy girls and they were often wet at inconvenient and disruptive times

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BigIronBigIron 22 points ago +22 / -0

Scorching you all morning, then blowing you like mad for ten minutes, then it's all blue skies & pink sundowns, then comes the thunderstorm and all your shit's on the front lawn

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analog_shitposter 4 points ago +4 / -0

I forgot you were talking about the weather for a sec 🤣

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CisSiberianOrchestra 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sounds like my home state of Utah. There's a saying: "If you don't like the weather in Utah, wait five minutes and it'll change." You'll have a hot dry 100 degree day, then suddenly it'll be in the 40s and rainy, and then the next day you'll have a windstorm with 70 MPH gusts.

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thingaboutarsenal 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's really different. Summer it's muggy in the morning, hot as fuck in the afternoon, rains hard at 3ish, then muggy all night. Winter is cold all morning, nice at noon then cold at night and it never rains. Really predictable.

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ZP4L 1 point ago +1 / -0

Growing up in ND, the saying was "If you don't like the weather here, wait 10 minutes." Then I moved to KS, where the saying is "if you don't like the weather here, wait 10 minutes."

Everyone thinks they have unique weather, but really weather is just fickle almost everywhere.

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TripleBlack 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damp in the morning. Mild for noon. Wet in in the afternoon. Hot at night.

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DixMcCoy 5 points ago +5 / -0

It wasn't on his teleprompter or in the little girl's hair in the harem of little girls he has to sniff... and grope, and other shit we're learning about from his good ol' son Hunter. Also C-SPAN clips.

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DarkMemeDuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

You assume he knew where he was.

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HunterBidenCokeMirro 16 points ago +16 / -0

Obama would have made a Marine hold it.

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ChickNorris 8 points ago +8 / -0

In Florida of all places. It rains every evening in Florida.

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SameCookiePseudonym 2 points ago +2 / -0

and all the supporters are in their cars anyway lol so they really only need to put an umbrella over old uncle joe

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Joaniev9 109 points ago +109 / -0

God is a pede!

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CovefefeREEEE 66 points ago +66 / -0

He sure is. Says this in the good book:

"A wise man's heart inclines him to the right, but a fool's heart to the left." - Ecclesiastes 10:2

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ObamasLooseButthole 17 points ago +18 / -1

The original redpiller

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First_Martian 10 points ago +10 / -0

Is that a real quote?!

If so, can someone unironically explain the context?

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CovefefeREEEE 16 points ago +17 / -1

It's real brother pede. Feel free to look it up. Ecclesiastes was written by King Solomon, said to be the wisest man ever to have lived. This is a proverb, which, from the commentaries I've read, suggest that this is a metaphor about using your hands. Most people are right handed, as such, the right hand is more deft than the left. Wise men approach life with skill and dexterity and become accomplished and respected. Fools are, becuase of their poor choices, left looking awkward; as one might look, if right handed, when trying to use their left hand.

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hiddensfinger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dont count all left handed people out, I know one and he remembers nearly everything "probably bc its ingrained in him from running his hand over the things he writes."

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Industry4 4 points ago +4 / -0

Interesting... Practicality and hard work wins over selfish spontaneity.

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CovefefeREEEE 3 points ago +3 / -0

You should tell that to Hunter.

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MIKEOBAMA 20 points ago +21 / -1

God peed!

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Ninki333 11 points ago +11 / -0

Between this and the signs that keep falling off the podium when he speaks I am quite convinced that the Lord does not like Biden.

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DemElectionFraud2020 89 points ago +89 / -0

God is real.

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Jimmy_Russler 32 points ago +32 / -0

And he booed him off stage

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MonkeyCzarFunny 77 points ago +77 / -0

"Lincoln said a house divided cannot stand..well, a nation divided cannot stand."

Nice one Joe. I’ll bet that never occurred to Lincoln...I guess he was just talking about houses.

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days_of_being_mild 18 points ago +18 / -0

Good catch haha

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Jaybird91 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL no WAY he said that. That’s hilarrrious

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TH750 59 points ago +59 / -0

his campaign is going to turn it into some kind of heroic act, watch lol

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Mitschu 32 points ago +32 / -0

Joe Biden braves a hurricane so that a dozen loyal voters can listen to him speak articulately.

Note: We may have exaggerated slightly on the weather conditions, number of actual attendees, and his ability to speak clearly.

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Meatbank84 15 points ago +15 / -0

Literally 12 people! Now that’s Jeb Energy levels!

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Isolated_Patriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

There were more dems running for president...

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tbruner 4 points ago +4 / -0

There are dozen of us!!

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reynard 15 points ago +15 / -0

"Joe Biden DESTROYS Trump... in the RAIN" you called it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4s9iFua5zc

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DixMcCoy 10 points ago +10 / -0

What a sad ass title. I never knew The Hill uploaded videos, let alone with those cringey ass clickbait titles. 17 upvotes, 52 downvotes. 490 views. Low energy.

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HCQaddict 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's probably mostly us.

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OneManBanned 1 point ago +1 / -0

The comments are where it's at there. Lotta red gold in them!

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jrgreen73 12 points ago +12 / -0

Someone left a fruitcake out in the rain

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CaptainQuip 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don't think that I can take it....

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jrgreen73 7 points ago +7 / -0

Cause it took 47 years to half bake it.

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CaptainQuip 5 points ago +5 / -0

And those kids will never be that young again!

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jrgreen73 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh noooooooooooooo

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walls4america 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bill recalls a blue Monica dress...

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OtisTheTownDrunk 3 points ago +3 / -0

💀💀

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Abovethefray 1 point ago +1 / -0

Funniest comment today!

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bellcurvestrikesback 5 points ago +5 / -0

100%

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Data 5 points ago +5 / -0

Stunning and brave!

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Blndhairylegs 50 points ago +50 / -0

Soggy, sleepy, creepy, corrupt Joe off to the basement to have a warm glass of milk while toobin to his sons pornhub library collection

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Gipgm2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yea Buddy. You an’t wrong.

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porkrice 32 points ago +32 / -0

Also I notice he keeps using the whole “I won’t be a President of just the blue states. I’ll be a President of the United States!” crap. So cringe-y. Just sounds like something a politician would say.

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AbrahamLincoln 18 points ago +18 / -0

Pedo Joe is using a script from 30 years ago.

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Jutts 8 points ago +8 / -0

It used to work back in the day. Just sounds like total BS today.

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SneakyDD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hurr durr i don't see a difference in color they are all YOU-NI-TED states durrrrrr

BUT LOOK AT THOSE FUCKIN RED STATES MAN

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Michael032817 26 points ago +26 / -0

Even God hates Joe

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DesertYote 8 points ago +9 / -1

God doesn't hate anyone. He just gets angry from time to time.

Time to shape up Joe!

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Michael032817 5 points ago +5 / -0

I know. But he sure knows how to punish .

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HCQaddict 0 points ago +2 / -2

God hates Joe.

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Spez1 26 points ago +26 / -0

Can’t even get an umbrella. What a mess

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Fosbury68 17 points ago +17 / -0

There was only one available and the crowd were all sharing it.

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Mooseman 8 points ago +8 / -0

Its not true socialism unless everybody is miserable equally.

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Abovethefray 2 points ago +2 / -0

There was still room for Joe under it tho...

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WhoElse 3 points ago +3 / -0

They got looted.

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OffendingSomeone 1 point ago +1 / -0

Antifa is usually better prepared for the weather than Biden's campaign

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BluestedSRT 24 points ago +24 / -0

The start of his Dark Winter

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2020REBOUND 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just a Perfect Storm that will clear up on November 4th.

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Guac_Bowl_Merchant 20 points ago +20 / -0

What storm Mr.President?

You'll find out.

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HCQaddict 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joe found out.

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OGAmerica 16 points ago +16 / -0

It’s like a cringe China made version of MAGA rally. Sad!

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learntocode 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tri Gorges Dam Floodchan has made a special trip just for Sleepy Uncle Joe.

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everylastjuan 9 points ago +9 / -0

Whenever he does his little run, I'm like, man you need to be in a Home!

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swarleybing 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hahaha what a disaster. You never see shit like this at a Trump rally. What genius decided on an uncovered/open air stage in Florida in the fall? It can (and will) rain heavily at any moment.

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days_of_being_mild 5 points ago +5 / -0

Holy shit that sign language interpreter getting down with "got to make the world go round- gotta make the world gooo round"

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MrBlack 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm shocked he could even move that quick, his diaper must've not got super inflated.

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NobodyLikesSplatter 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol!

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Westiesheepie 19 points ago +19 / -0

Why does he always pretend he is vigorous by “jogging” a few steps? He looks like a demented clown.

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FlusteredPeach2 14 points ago +14 / -0

Or cheesy game show host.

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Saxonlady 19 points ago +19 / -0

He must be made of candy floss.

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PrairieRaine88 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hey candy floss is delicious and awesome, biden is more like mold spores on tofu.

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learntocode 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is why I come here after work and y'all puttin in the hours to keep me chuckling. Thank you.

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leakmouth 18 points ago +18 / -0

Please tell me that the weather was beautiful for Trump’s rally in Florida today

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SiBear117 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yes!

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ObongoForPrison2020 18 points ago +18 / -0

Nobody was there to watch him.

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hollow_fang 20 points ago +20 / -0

I’m sure all 30 people were devastated.

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Sixty2ndAssassin 14 points ago +15 / -1

Yes, the media was devastated.

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leakmouth 17 points ago +17 / -0

CLAP YOU STUPID BASTARDS

have to use all caps since he’s always shouting

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GreatestAmericanEver 17 points ago +17 / -0

Ol Drippy Joe

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Dontberetarded 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seriously Drippy, stop drippin'.

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spec17 14 points ago +14 / -0

KEK

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DJT_MFer 14 points ago +14 / -0

But won't wash off his treason...

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ArchieInTheBunker 14 points ago +14 / -0

He is getting very slurry and mushed mouth. Also, he failed to put his gigantic mask on afterwards and endangered the lives of everyone around him!

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Jutts 4 points ago +4 / -0

He was saved by the rain. His handlers all breathed a sigh of relief.

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theMAGApede5000 13 points ago +13 / -0

Putting a lid on it early.

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melaniaforever 9 points ago +9 / -0

He should've brought his "lid" with him and used it for cover!

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RyanT282 2 points ago +2 / -0

😆

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BadgerPuncher 11 points ago +11 / -0

Karma is a bitch. Your son is a pedophile. You covered for him.

Im glad its raining on your parade. You traitor.

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spear67 11 points ago +11 / -0

How many signs does he need before he realizes this isn't his thing.

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Botz15_1776 10 points ago +10 / -0

Even God was sick and tired of the rally

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Rusty_Bungus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Too bad some seagulls didn´t shit on him.

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Jsmitty112 10 points ago +10 / -0

Biden is a joke

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CaptainWinston 9 points ago +9 / -0

Thats God pissing on you Creepy Joe.💧💧☔☔

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napoleon4321 9 points ago +9 / -0

Trump had the sense to call off his NC rally and let everyone go home when it became clear the weather was going to get really nasty. Joe is so desperate for any ounce of support he can get that he gets everyone rained half to death.

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TheDonWon 8 points ago +8 / -0

You ain’t wet

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ElectricChad 7 points ago +7 / -0

We don't want your lying ass here in Florida. Go back to your basement.

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SVGA2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

A shame honestly. The more he gets to speak the worse he sounds.

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MassTexodous 7 points ago +7 / -0

There's nothing worse than the smell of a wet pervert.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh no, that sucks!

I was looking forward to hearing about the Trump supporters crashing Biden's rally.

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kekkk 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ah yes, a metaphor for Biden's shitshow campaign going off the rails.

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SeleniteGrayAMG 7 points ago +7 / -0

Mother Nature has a funny way of taking care of things sometimes.

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freedomofspeechplz 7 points ago +7 / -0

Even god is tired of his shit

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Musman 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's over for Biden, thank you Jesus!!

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Bt443407 6 points ago +6 / -0

So, so, so, so fitting.

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CaptainYuck 6 points ago +6 / -0

God I hope Hillsborough finally goes red. It's odd that St. Pete is the gayest city in Fl but Pinellas county remains based.

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Maga_Gator 4 points ago +4 / -0

Plant City pede here, I did my part to red up our county

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youknowthething 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh no, he might catch covid

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Kek_The_World 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jesus is trying to get his attention. Too bad lightening wasn’t an option he used. He attend mass regularly but based on the recent photos released, that family is not living their faith at home.

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ramennov 4 points ago +4 / -0

Filed under 'Memes'

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ObamasLooseButthole 3 points ago +3 / -0

I filed it under 'God trolling Dems'

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Justherefortherally 4 points ago +4 / -0

God doesn’t want you to be president joe

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Itateeverybody 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a pussy.

Teddy Roosevelt finished a speech after being shot in the chest. A little rain makes Joe run like the bitch he is.