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ChaseKilgannon 78 points ago +80 / -2

Noooooo. You can't just tuck me you biggot!

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shadypollster [S] 53 points ago +54 / -1

What do you mean you made a copy REEEEEEEE

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BloodElfSupporter 23 points ago +23 / -0

The tucked looks like the Antifa mayor candidate of Portland lol

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iPertinax 12 points ago +12 / -0

Ted Wh(r)eeeeeeeeler

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BigMikesBlackCock 17 points ago +17 / -0

Ass?

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f_bastiat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pee hole

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DoubleTrumpPumpBump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Democrat Mouth

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K-IX 73 points ago +77 / -4

In all seriousness though, Tucker needs to be very careful how he plots his next few moves, he is public enemy number one as far as MSM is concerned, aside from OrangeManBad.

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shadypollster [S] 39 points ago +40 / -1

Yeah he does. I hope that is very clear to.him now. True journalists meet bad ends.

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YouEnglishNotSoGood -43 points ago +13 / -56

This is dumb. Y’all are stupid. Tucker isn’t in danger and if he is, he knows it. Don’t you think the ONE FUCKING GUY THAT IS SPEAKING TRUTH IS PROTECTED BY POTUS? Jesus this place can be so dramatic and idiotic sometimes. You think someone is really gonna kill tucker Carlson, the highest ranked show in the history of news television?

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BigMikesBlackCock 35 points ago +35 / -0

Tucker didn't kill himself

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Orange_Man_Great 28 points ago +28 / -0

Protected by POTUS? How? These people have the best hitmen working for them. They have corrupted law enforcement working for them. They can frame people, they can kill people and make it look natural, etc.

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BuffaloReaper94 21 points ago +21 / -0

They don’t need all that. Prosecutors won’t investigate and media won’t cover. They can just kill people and walk away.

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ianpatrick1966 5 points ago +5 / -0

See: Rich, Seth

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Tahlien 7 points ago +7 / -0

clearly if they think stealing some documents sent on an obvious trap, or use a crack head as a bag man, they aren't the best at anything.

Secret Service : Other individuals as designated per executive order of the president

We can only hope

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YouEnglishNotSoGood -16 points ago +4 / -20

And you think potus doesn’t have all that and more? If you really believe the deep state is out to murder high profile people, check out qanon. Apparently they’ve tried 6-7 times to kill Trump by fucking missiles. Remember that hijacked flight in the NW when potus was flying to China/japan/idk?

The point is, they can easily take out the Seth Rich’s of the world with Obama in the White House to cover it up. But they ain’t taking out Tucker Carlson while Trump is in office. Not gonna happen, ya dumbass.

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thewashambro 9 points ago +9 / -0

A little too confident bro.

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no_step_on_snek 7 points ago +7 / -0

Have you heard of Jeffrey Epstein?

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ProudWhiteMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

He was in the deep state custody, was he not?

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no_step_on_snek 6 points ago +6 / -0

He was killed in a federal prison while Trump was president. Deep state custody? If the president can't stop that do you think he can stop some rando popping a guy while he's outside smoking a cigarette? Get real dude. You seem to have this view that the right wing pundits do a round table with the president to talk about security, that the president has a security detail on every talking head that is sympathetic to him. You know Biden as ex VP has a secret service detail 24/7 for the rest of his life right? Do you think the president has the authority to do anything with that? As the executive, if he can't even control the entire secret service, how the fuck is he gonna have Tucker Carlson's back? What, he calls in the general and tells him to put his best man on it? Learn a little, think a little. Don't be naive.

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ianpatrick1966 0 points ago +1 / -1

QTARDS OUT OUT OUT

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ProudWhiteMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

They probably started microdosing him with LSD to compound his paranoia and set the trap. At least if I was deep state that's how I'd do it, take someone's credibility away for a few months then orchestrate the "suicide".

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YouEnglishNotSoGood -1 points ago +4 / -5

I know his name vaguely. So, he’s comparable to Tucker Carlson, the guy who just set record tv ratings a couple of nights ago?

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YouEnglishNotSoGood 5 points ago +7 / -2

I do remember that now.... his car sped up into a tree, right?

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ianpatrick1966 2 points ago +2 / -0

His car accelerated to 100 mph and crashed. I would say it is a very similar situation. They can make Tucker's death look like an accident many ways.

You left out the worst part of the story. The entire day he'd asked anyone he knew up to and including neighbors to borrow their car because he thought the CIA was going to hack his. They all thought he was nuts and refused. Then that evening BOOM car accelerated 100+ MPH into a tree.

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TRUMPet_of_GOD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dont forget Bill Cooper. They labeled him a threat and took him out.

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Johnson 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's well-connected. I think they'll stick to small things like revealing his address, stalking his writers to fire them, etc.

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K-IX 3 points ago +3 / -0

That doesn't mean shit. Propaganda is more important than ratings to them, otherwise shit would be completely different. Anything that breaks the narrative is a threat to the establishment's power.

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YouEnglishNotSoGood -2 points ago +2 / -4

Agreed But they can’t do shut about it. They can kill small people that will make people say “hmm that’s weird” and move on. But they can’t kill tucker carlsons anymore. They used to be able to.. I.e. Scalia. But that shit doesn’t happen anymore. Trump fixed that.

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K-IX 1 point ago +1 / -0

I suppose we'll see, this is just extremely suspicious.

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learntocode 10 points ago +10 / -0 (edited)

Lych mobs have pounded the door at his old DC townhome.

He moved and the NY Times worked to dox him.

I think he gets it.

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featherwinglove 4 points ago +4 / -0

Friendly reminder: Alex Jones, Andy Ngo, and Del Bigtree are still alive and kicking. Tucker is at least #5 on mangy stream media's public enemy list.

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Ithrowawaay 3 points ago +3 / -0

If the stolen dacamints didn’t make him consider this, not sure what would.

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GeoG85 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's a lot of #2's they're after. Hell, they want 'revenge' on anyone that stood up to them. I'd guess Hillary's eying up body bagging the electoral college members that denied her 'her turn'.

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K-IX 2 points ago +2 / -0

I dunno if I'd go that far per se, but I can imagine they'll try and get rid of the EC altogether.

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GreatestAmericanEver 28 points ago +30 / -2

MOM KNOWS

my sides

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shadypollster [S] 24 points ago +27 / -3 (edited)

Hahahahahaha fucking Tucker had us all going didn't he. Kek.

E: so thanks for the sticky (again) and thanks for all you do Mods.

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Desertwhale 19 points ago +20 / -1

Classic!

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shadypollster [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yep. The best timeline has all the best memes to...borrow.

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Desertwhale 7 points ago +7 / -0

Remember when he did an AMA? He said he never saw this pic before the AMA, but he likes it haha.

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shadypollster [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

I missed the AMA but I can see him still being a bro.

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EaglesClaw 5 points ago +5 / -0

i was there, lol. I saw that moment he saw while I was dumping at work. Just the truth from this pede

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RussianAgent13 16 points ago +16 / -0

"LOL Tucker claims he 'lost' only evidence against Biden" is actually the top story on reddit politics now. I just happened to see it after deleting my account and getting redirected to their front page.

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shadypollster [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yah they are in for a disappointment.

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model 17 points ago +17 / -0

No, but Pelosi might come tuck you in at night after you are already asleep.

You'll wake up, see her standing at the foot of your bed.

"Good morning. Sunday morning." crazy smile

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BananaWalrusWafer 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is how you scare people for Halloween 🎃

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thewashambro 3 points ago +3 / -0

You'll get tucked in like Scalia...

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I_Used_to_be_me 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've been falling asleep to a 10 hour 4k video of "creaky wooden pirate ship in a rainsstorm sounds" lol, and it's been working really well. I think I may have sailed the high seas in a past life. ARGHHH ye matee!

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Tookens 12 points ago +12 / -0

The framed Bernie picture on the nightstand.. lol

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fairmartyr 12 points ago +12 / -0

Brutal

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shadypollster [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

I wonder where this will lead. Very bad move. Now people should be on alert. This is beyond forgetting to screenshot/archive some tweets. This is attempted sabotage.

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SayNoToHypocrisy 12 points ago +12 / -0

The best was when he acknowledged the existence of this meme when he did the AMA back on the r/T_D.

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DX5_ 2 points ago +3 / -1

I remember that. Someone asked what he thought of this meme and he was like "Uhh Wow...ok...I'm down with that."

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SayNoToHypocrisy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah lol. He said it was “bizarre” and that he liked it, if I recall correctly.

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USA1 11 points ago +11 / -0

as long as he wears his new balances

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EaglesClaw 7 points ago +7 / -0

lol. saw that with Bobulinski. always ready to run. Fair and NEW BALANCED

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no_step_on_snek 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is one of my favorite memes of all time. I remember Tucker did an AMA on r/T_D and someone asked him about it and he said it was bizarre and liked it. I miss those days.

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shadypollster [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Man T_D was the best. Go load up on karma then burn it all on r/politics🤣 this preview of Chinese Internet 2.0 sucks. Only soyboy consumer fags are excited over at reddit now.

Even this time around we are more mature. 2016 was a beast of its own because Trump was an unknown. We know many of the tricks they use now.

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Totally_Kyle 9 points ago +9 / -0

What did I miss??

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shadypollster [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

Tucker sent Biden stuff to a producer(iirc). It was stolen enroute. Tucker has a copy and said that his texts are being watched.

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Diet_Loam 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thanks! Is there a link to this? I’m only finding the original announcement when the copies weren’t mentioned.

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Notablitheringidiot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tucker has a copy and said that his texts are being watched.

In 2020 not committing treason is treason lol

WILL THIS RIDE NEVER END

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UKnowTheThing 8 points ago +8 / -0

You can’t cuck the Tuck!

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BigMikesBlackCock 7 points ago +7 / -0

Swaddled and spoon-fed

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F2DontShoot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Get Tucked, commies!

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PropagandaWizard1984 5 points ago +5 / -0

High art.

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shadypollster [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

I shitpost on the shoulders of giants.

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featherwinglove 5 points ago +5 / -0

"HELL OH and welcome to Tucker Carlson Tonight..."

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CeruleanShadow 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can so imagine Tucker seeing this, smiling wryly while shaking his head. No wonder the lib is crying, Tucker's touch burns.

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no_step_on_snek 3 points ago +3 / -0

He has seen it. Back in the day he did an AMA on t_d and said it was bizarre and he liked it.

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CeruleanShadow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Back in the day he did an AMA on t_d and said it was bizarre and he liked it.

That doesn't surprise me :) He has an odd sense of humour at times.

Your username rings a bell... OG T_D pede?

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no_step_on_snek 1 point ago +1 / -0

I went by a different handle back then. But my name is a common meme and I snapped it up while it was still available.

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CeruleanShadow 2 points ago +2 / -0

I went by a different handle back then.

So did I. Sad to see how much the Internet has changed in the last 6-7 years.

Someone in 2010 would be aghast to see how we are now.

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9x10again 3 points ago +3 / -0

I remember the looks on peoples’ faces in 2008 when I told them Obama is a third generation Communhst and his health care will be enforced by IRS.

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no_step_on_snek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude, no kidding. They literally locked down the internet in response to our success. They all got together and started just shutting people down. I don't mind, because I don't think they can actually control information, places like this and others arise in response, the internet finds a way, all they end up accomplishing is destroying themselves, but it is pretty crazy to see what is going on now.

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thefeebleguy 4 points ago +4 / -0

was there more audio recordings?

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540k-Again 4 points ago +4 / -0

After this last week I was prepared for Hunter's pump to be in the drawer.

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Cmchn 3 points ago +3 / -0

What does the "mom knows" sticker mean?

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chesswhilehigh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hi pede. Did some investigative journalism (unlike msm) and came across this. According to the review, it is exactly what I speculated.

https://www.amazon.com/Gay-Rainbow-Sisters-Bumper-Sticker/dp/B009UIAT18#aw-udpv3-customer-reviews_feature_div

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Cmchn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks

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chesswhilehigh 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want to know too. But it’s rainbow lol. I think we can guess it means mommy is okay with it being queer.

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Willholbert09 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

I love you Tucker Carlson! spez - and I disagree with you, as well a Trump, on some foreign policy issues.. but domestic policy, and no war, is most important right now

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Sweetlysouthern1409 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can someone tell me what happened

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Themustardtiger 1 point ago +1 / -0

I saw a kid with a chez shirt on the other day, yes they looked about the size of a toothpick. Wish I had my socialism is for figs shirt.

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KingOfChicag0 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tucker's gonna tuck

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SoldierofKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would be funny if he ran next.

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brsmith77 0 points ago +1 / -1

I do like Tucker. He seems like he is a proper man. Like the kind that would pop you in the jaw if you disrespected his lady. Not like these fucking faggy soyboys most MSM have as talking heads, except that burly dude on MSNBC.

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shadypollster [S] 16 points ago +17 / -1

Lol. He didn't know it was going to be intercepted bruh. Workflow interrupted courtesy of the FBI probably.

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F2DontShoot 6 points ago +6 / -0

He said they made copies, so let’s find out

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PinkoPatrol 4 points ago +4 / -0

You should probably play closer attention.

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Journey95 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude why do you hate Tucker

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learntocode 3 points ago +4 / -1

Why?

Because the story of stolen dox/bumbling right wingers brings added attention and drama to his reality TV infotainment show from a much wider audience who are now hate-watching him. Audience numbers are growing and he is now moving rmore refrigerators and color TVs.

Duh.

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no_step_on_snek 1 point ago +1 / -0

We all have a role to play comrade