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Long_time_lurker 177 points ago +177 / -0

You could also make calls, but just make them for Trump instead :)

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WiseDonkey 60 points ago +60 / -0

More subtle: "I'm with the Biden campaign, and I just want to make sure you aren't being swayed by the claims about Joe selling influence to China, Ukraine, and Russia, or the claims of him turning a blind eye to his son's drug use while passing a crime bill to lock up thousands of black men for similar crimes. Can we count on your vote?"

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MAGAconvert 30 points ago +30 / -0

Then when they say that haven't heard of that, "Please, don't Google it. Yes, there's a lot of stuff out there that looks like "evidence", such as a voice recording of Hunter saying he's partnering with the spy chief of China, or his texts saying he has to give Joe half the money he gets from a foreign entity. But we're pretty sure this was all put there by Russia."

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de9ebkmd7 18 points ago +18 / -0

"Feel free to Google it, anything you find will have been fact checked by our big tech partners at Google and Youtube so you know you can rely on it."