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Jack Dorsey needs a Shave (media.thedonald.win) ☪️                            ☪️
posted ago by Mad_Hattie +5389 / -1
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IncredibleMrE1 293 points ago +297 / -4 (edited)

Jack Dorsey looked disgusting -- pubic-hair Osama beard protruding -- in his black shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful.

Spez: Aw look, butthurt Jack Dorsey downvoted me!

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Kekintosh2020 68 points ago +70 / -2

When he realized what happens to top terrorists during this admin

https://media.thedonald.win/post/XgsK1tdP.png

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The_Litehaus_Abides 71 points ago +73 / -2

I've been saying for YEARS that this guy is a closet moslem. He has that insufferable attitude and everything.

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CousinEddie 63 points ago +63 / -0

He's got some seriously dead eyes. If you look back at him when twitter first started they were lively and happy, your basic fruit. Bright eyed and bushy tailed.

Now they're dull and grey. The deep state has definitely broken this dude 10 ways from Tuesday. There's a reason he's not retired and fab'ing up and from the look of him, it's not bc he enjoys this work.

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A1waysLurk1ing 32 points ago +32 / -0

Just a psychopath in an end of the world guild.

Nothing to see here.

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KEKtheMIGHTY1776 19 points ago +19 / -0

Ocensor Bin Laden

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xcvi 20 points ago +20 / -0

Reading his bio Jack has been politically involved with the dems since at least 2008. Apparently he was a part of state department delegations to both Iran and Russia.

But I agree he always looks miserable and broken these days.

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Meme_Too 10 points ago +10 / -0

You nailed it. He's a damaged person who is probably compromised.

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Wohwoh1911 4 points ago +4 / -0

He’s probably on Hunters lap top,and is stressing out.

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Meme_Too 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes, I'll bet a lot of people are.

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Hillarys_Diaper 6 points ago +6 / -0

You have a way with words pede. Saving this to my list of great quotes for your sheer Eloquence.

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TrumpsAmericaForever 21 points ago +21 / -0

Boggles the mind how someone of that ilk can obtain so much power over the American people and half the populations thought process!

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Hillarys_Diaper 14 points ago +14 / -0

Im amazed at how half the population is so susceptible to propoganda and coercion no matter the level of education or work experience. It's vertically integrated control of their minds.

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Jackjet10 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s amazing how this progressed so quickly- my 29 yo is very based but sees the incredible deplatforming and canceling happening very fast track in the last 3-4 years She was the first Trump supporter in our family-

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SentryS 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's like when you learn the secret to a magic trick.

You ask yourself "how is it possible to fool anybody with this crap????"

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ChrisSuperDude 11 points ago +11 / -0

I don't think he's a Muslim for the same reason I don't think Obama is a Muslim: way too gay to be allowed to be one.

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DiamondsOnTheFloor 10 points ago +11 / -1

In Islam it's okay to break the rules of Islam as long as doing so furthers the goals of Islam. (Koran 2:225, 16:106, 66:2, 40:28, 8:30, 10:21; Sahih Bukhari 49:857, 84:64-65, 50:369, and many more.)

"It is permissible to lie if attaining the goal is permissible." Umdat as-Salik wa 'Uddat an-Nasik, manual of Islamic law, p. 746, section 8.2

"Mohammed said, 'War is deceit.'" Sahih Bukhari 52:269

"And the disbelievers deceived, and Allah deceived them: and Allah is the best of deceivers." Koran 3:54 Who else is called the father of lies? Hm...

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Jackjet10 4 points ago +4 / -0

Anything is always on the table if you are Communist/Muslim/New World order —

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Necrovoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too gay to be a Muslim?

You haven't been to Cairo then, or you would have seen plenty of gay Muslim couples. Then there's the question of who they are giving rooftop flying lessons to - they aren't Amish, Baptist, or Mormons being tossed off the roofs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd6t5i2m2mo

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DonJr2024 25 points ago +25 / -0

Seemed high also. What a disgrace of a cuck.

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deleted 23 points ago +23 / -0
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INK10 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes.

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kekkk 11 points ago +11 / -0

Can we establish a new law that designates companies that subvert the USA as a "Terrorist Threat"?

Then can we just drone Jack?

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Barrys_Butthole 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pinpoint pupils agree

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e_pluribus_unum9 1 point ago +1 / -0

I noticed this a while ago. He seems to be on downers and looks just non expressive.

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USA1 14 points ago +15 / -1

If Osama decided he was white and wanted to also be John Wick.

Don't wear a black suit and a black shirt at a congressional hearing.

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John_Smallberries 14 points ago +14 / -0

Jack dresses like a 10th grader at a homecoming dance.

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USA1 7 points ago +7 / -0

I guess he knew it might be the preliminary funeral of his company.

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muslimporn 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don't see Osama.

I see Hunter Biden in a fake beard.

Except when I see Hunter Biden I actually see Hugh Laurie in a fake tan who Joe Biden pays to play the son he never had.

The second part is just a joke about a funny resemblance but the first part resonates politically because Dorsey does act like you would expect Hunter Biden to act if in that position abusing it to censor dirt on himself.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this a joke about Hunter Biden, son of political candidate Joe Biden, the same Hunter Biden that was caught abusing his underage niece without intervention by his father?

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SomaticallySpeaking 4 points ago +4 / -0

Better; don't be an anti-American, arrogant, power hungry, deconstructionist douchebag.

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Alexius_von_Meinong 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've seen a couple of comments here about wearing a black shirt. Why does anyone object to this?

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USA1 8 points ago +8 / -0 (edited)

Clothes don't have the same meaning they use to but basically, black suits are for very particular occasions. Black shirts underneath really washes the suit out - makes you look dark and ominous. Very funeral like.

It's a fad look.

Edit: worth noting, clothes don't have the same meaning anymore because we have ultra commercialized clothes and taken advantage of basically slave labor.

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Alexius_von_Meinong 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks.

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BishopofBlackpool 2 points ago +2 / -0

Black shirts and cheap baggy brown leather jackets = Russian Mafia.

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WU_HAN_FRU 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nasty guy.

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Jenmon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rasputin.

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ndtrump2020 106 points ago +108 / -2

There is more truth to this photoshop than I care to think about.

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Mad_Hattie [S] 43 points ago +44 / -1

I'm surprised I was able to make it as My mouse is misclicking terribly.

Logitech G300

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lmao I was about to ask if it was shopped, you can't tell what weird shit these commies will get up to!

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BishopofBlackpool 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ha! I hadn't realised it was photoshopped until this comment. I just thought he was dressing like a prize cunt!

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Batman 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve had nothing but problems with my old g600.

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SordidPontification 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seriously convinced that Logitech has been using knock-off Omron switches for a while, whenever they're advertised as containing such.

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SupremeSpez 3 points ago +3 / -0

they use cheap chinese made omrons. even on their high end mice like the g502, g900. The one's made in Japan are top notch, but cost one, maybe two, extra cents. Some switches seem to only be made in China, however.

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SordidPontification 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah, hadn't realized Omron moved some/most (?) of their production out of Japan. Or maybe I did, and I forgot.

That's a shame.

It'd probably be worth it to just buy the mouse, tear it down, remove the cheapy switches and replace them. The thought's certainly crossed my mind.

Some switches seem to only be made in China, however.

...but this comment makes me wonder if they're not physically compatible.

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Deathlessly 1 point ago +2 / -1

Dude, you were supposed to list your other accessories like your mechanical keyboard, your mousepad, your monitor, how much RAM you downloaded, how much LED lights you have...

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Mad_Hattie [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

Ok

Skylake

8gb ram

XFX 480 Graphic card

and stock parts from a Dell XPS.

I'm still learning from nice guys here but at least there is no "Get me a Sammich" jokes toward me. ha ha ha.

(To Bill, Don't start lol)

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Haitianbychoice360 11 points ago +12 / -1

Is it bad that I thought this was actually real??

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 7 points ago +8 / -1

the hat isn't real

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MrsSilenceDogood 83 points ago +84 / -1

Its disrespectful to the United States of America when you show up looking like a fucking troll to Congress. Not only him but some of these Senators in casual wear at their little computer desks dressed like casual Friday. You aren't showing up to a construction site, this is Congress, have some fucking class.

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OJ_Epstein 32 points ago +33 / -1

This is the new normal. Everything is done the Silicon Valley way.

I pledge allegiance, to Big Tech...

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CousinEddie 20 points ago +21 / -1

I've said numerous times to my own teams that standards matter and when we let the little things slide, it snowballs massively.

Tech has the most egregious lawsuits both against them (sexual harassment mostly) and against employees in the form of intimidation. It's bc they have zero standards and their lives are a total free for all.

Then they wonder why their bosses act like insane tyrants, women are subjected to harassment, and employees sued simply for leaving. It all comes back to a high personal standard and code. That starts with getting dressed, brushing your teeth, and making your bed every day.

These pigs fire up their laptop from their bed. The dont even groom anymore. Disgusting

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Chopblock 15 points ago +16 / -1

Largely because big tech companies insisted on corralling their employees into ‘campuses’ with temporary benefits that depend on continuous involvement and erasing personal / professional boundaries, controlling them like children in a dorm rather than paying them with transferred assets like professionals and creating a professional environment.

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Hillarys_Diaper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Whoaaaa you have just described my experience when I was at a big company in Seattle, one you have definitely heard of. You obviously work in big tech.

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kekkk 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ah, Liberalism.

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Triumpant 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed 100% (Except for making your bed. I have better things to do)

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DebbieinDallas 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have read studies on the pros and cons of making your bed. Turns out, leaving it unmade helps kill the dust mites/whatever and is healthier. Science, you know.

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tcriv 1 point ago +1 / -0

is it the same science that is telling us to stay locked down and to wear a mask and that climate change is going to destroy the planet?

forgive me if i’m skeptical!

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Toe30330 10 points ago +10 / -0

These people don’t respect our country. Bring back the draft. Put Dorsey in the vanguard.

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DebbieinDallas 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, Bill Murray, Harold Ramis, John Candy et al in STRIPES! Singing Do Wah Ditty Ditty Dum Ditty Do. One of the best movies ever!

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're getting paid damn good money to sit there and pay attention for a few weeks a year, the least you can do is to dress properly.

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jeffj95 64 points ago +65 / -1

Imagine being a billionaire and being able to afford the most expensive hair stylist but still choosing to look like an average San Francisco homeless drifter.

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ValleyForge 33 points ago +34 / -1

All the tech CEOs do this now. They try so hard to look like average Joes because thats what Steve Jobs did and they want to copy him because they think they’re all geniuses.

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kag-2020- 15 points ago +16 / -1

Seems more like they're going for the Muslim look to virtue signal.

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loopypoopy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why not both?

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FUCK_DemonRATS 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would love for Jack Whoresi to be deported to a shithole country like Syria or Somalia so that the terrorist over there can have plenty of fun with him.

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moissien11 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don't forget the nose ring of the morons.

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Paprika 4 points ago +4 / -0

i don't know how people can take him seriously with that in his nose.

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PyroSphere 50 points ago +50 / -0

LIBERALISM, NOT EVEN ONCE!!!

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Puglosi4Prison 32 points ago +32 / -0

Obama Bin Dorsey

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nozonozo 30 points ago +31 / -1

Jack Dorsey needs a functioning brain.

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stormcloud 17 points ago +18 / -1

And a bath.

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BasedRedPillZeus 15 points ago +15 / -0 (edited)

He’s an MK Ultra deep state asset. Dude was drugged off his ass.

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TheMemoryHole 2 points ago +2 / -0

This clown is such a freaking loser. Rich, but a loser.

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beta-detector 25 points ago +25 / -0

I could never understand that cuck-ring on his snout. Seriously dude, WFT? Don't mix emo look with taliban leader facial hair.

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BloodElfSupporter 9 points ago +9 / -0

I’ve seen guys with those beard before. It just looks....gross. Sorry but it just isn’t attractive. I don’t understand why guys do that, especially if they want to attract women

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DebbieinDallas 5 points ago +5 / -0

He’s not going for women. He’s gay.

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NC_patriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol I was thinking the same thing.

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Hillarys_Diaper 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought females primarily wore nose rings. This is a man who can't let go of his childhood so he's kind of in a conundrum like that movie "Big". He never had the Balls to join the armed forces and fight terror so he sold his soul to Satan so that he could get major investments for his exploitable MSM business and fight imaginary NAZIs online only, the NAZIs he's fight ing aren't real Nazis. They're his fellow citizens and he fries his brain to much with drugs and is paid very well by foreign interests so he does as he's paid to do, conscious be damned, even if that means destroy ing the very nation who raised you. SAD!

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Batman 3 points ago +3 / -0

You think that’s bad? You should see the mangled job they did with his Prince Albert piercing. Looks like ground sausage with bits of metal.

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MainstreamDeviant 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s to show the goats he’s ready and willing to mate

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MikesBigJockstrap 25 points ago +26 / -1

Jihadi Dorsey

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RedPillMissionary 23 points ago +23 / -0

The face of a man with plenty of money but no meaning in his life

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Marshall 13 points ago +13 / -0

Mark 8:36

For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

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Hillarys_Diaper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Amen.

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RedDon 17 points ago +17 / -0

Peter Dinklage got that leg extension operation after all, eh?

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CantThinkOfUserName 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn it I can't unsee this now.

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BSnatch 3 points ago +3 / -0

this is gold

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EthelMayPotter 16 points ago +16 / -0

This ass faggot isn’t running anything. The CEO of Twitter is China.

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kag-2020- 2 points ago +2 / -0

Puppets gonna following orders.

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DebbieinDallas 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, Isnt that Ethel Mertz’s maiden name? LOL

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EthelMayPotter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes it is!! I’m a big Ethel fan🌝

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DebbieinDallas 1 point ago +1 / -0

My my...Little Ethel May all grown up....Why, Last time I saw you was in Albuquerque when you were on your way to California😁

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EthelMayPotter 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL. One of my favorite episodes. I’ve watched it so many times and still laugh so hard, especially the last scene (Ethel’s “solo” performance).

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DebbieinDallas 1 point ago +1 / -0

We had a new restaurant open in my seasonal town a few yrs ago. They had a hard time finding a good name. I told everyone they should call it “Fred and Ethel’s”. Haha.

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TrumpVictorious 15 points ago +15 / -0

Looks like Forrest Gump “I’m pretty tired.”

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CantThinkOfUserName 11 points ago +11 / -0

If you only knew how bad things really are.

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Smooyaysnoose 14 points ago +14 / -0

He looks like fuckin Bergdahl’s dad

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Throwaway_Test 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, really! That whole deal was messed up beyond all description, but no one answered for it.

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Kezzy88 14 points ago +14 / -0

Pinned pupils. He's high on some kind of opioid.

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Patriotic-2A-Addict 12 points ago +12 / -0

God damn, this is the CEO of Twitter?🤣

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human_centipede 9 points ago +9 / -0

Does this loser actually have a nose ring, or is this very good photoshop?

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Mad_Hattie [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

He really does have one.

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MrBabySpam 0 points ago +1 / -1

Ok teenie bopper

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Im_Not_Rattled 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only thing photoshopped is the rag on his head. The rest is really him from a screenshot at the congressional hearing today.

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letrain 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm the osama now.

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ralphw 8 points ago +8 / -0

Look at this ghoul. Very disrespectful.

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Mad_Hattie [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0 (edited)

Thank you Mods, Haven't had a sticky in a while.

Edit - for three minutes, oh well, it was nice anyway.

Edit 2 - Oh, it's back, Wow!

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MeatloafFvck 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jihad Jack

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stormcloud 6 points ago +6 / -0

ZZ Top wore it better.

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Hillarys_Diaper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Apples and oranges pede. ZZ top were their own men and had sizable levels of testosterone. Jack is a slave to the dollar and is cucked to China.

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stormcloud 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's why ZZ Top wore it better.

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Ninki333 6 points ago +6 / -0

He needs a new necktie and a tall tree.

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msean3231 5 points ago +5 / -0

Come Mr. Taliban, tally me banana...

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 5 points ago +5 / -0

You guys are honestly too good at Photoshop for your own good. Had to check how much of this photo was actually real.

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Mad_Hattie [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thank you for the compliment, Sir.

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ProfessorPatPending 4 points ago +4 / -0

When you find a lookalike homeless person to be your stand in you are supposed to clean him up before sending him out.

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RawRamen 4 points ago +4 / -0

If the brightness of the hat was toned down a little, it would be hard to tell this is photoshopped.

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Mad_Hattie [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I will remember this for next time, I appreciate the advice.

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RawRamen 4 points ago +4 / -0

It was definitely meant as a compliment as it's pretty solid as is. Good job.

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Mad_Hattie [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's still constructive criticism which helps to improve stuff so again, I DO genuinely appreciate it.

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GitmObama 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does he have a messiah complex?

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MeatloafFvck 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jack needs a punch in the mouth

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2WrongsMakeALeft 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you can't skin a deer, you shouldn't have a beard. There may be exceptions to the rule, but Jack doesn't qualify - guaranteed.

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spicydon 3 points ago +3 / -0

He looks like the homeless guy he is soon going to become

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5moreyears 3 points ago +3 / -0

Typical democrat, looks weak and sickly

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JesusLovesTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

he's slowly morphed into looking like a member of Al Qaeda

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Coolmishi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just posted the picture to Facebook oh my God I’m laughing so fucking hard I don’t know what to do!

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Mad_Hattie [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh god, please don't blame me if they ban you, LOL

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Coolmishi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck no. I don’t give a fuck if they banned me! I welcome it! I haven’t use my Facebook account in years. The only reason why I’m on it now is the shit post every fucking day. If they Ban me, I could give a rats ass! MORE MEMES FOR MY MEN!

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tunahunter 3 points ago +3 / -0

American Taliban TechLord

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agreatprice 3 points ago +3 / -0

God forbid you take out your nose ring for a Congressional hearing.

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Goozmania 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is he a muslim, at this point?

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America_No_1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reflection of his city

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Donsabai 3 points ago +3 / -0

TwitterTaliban

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RS34ME 3 points ago +3 / -0

Muhammad Jihad🤪

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DebbieinDallas 3 points ago +3 / -0

2020, the year when men shave their pubes but wear pubic hair on their chin. Like everything else this year, this is upside down, inside out, and half-assed backwards.

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DZP1 3 points ago +3 / -0

He looks like he's about to smuggle a box cutter onto an airplane with a couple of his buddies.

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Mr_Fister 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dorsey sits down to pee

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bill_the_butcher 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL well done

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Mad_Hattie [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm learning from you. lol

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BelichickBradyTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Osama Bin Censorin

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The_Spicy_Memes_Chef 3 points ago +3 / -0

Osama Bin Tweetin

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Grindelwald 3 points ago +3 / -0

Twitter Akbah

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boreal_storm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Low energy Rage Boy