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magabirdlady 20 points ago +20 / -0

Looks real almost.

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HumasTaint 14 points ago +14 / -0

Needs more blood.

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BigWin2020 24 points ago +24 / -0

Needs more cow bell.

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trump_is_john_galt 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fellas, believe me; you're gonna want that cow bell.

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks to that one skit, I can never have a fever or feel hot without thinking about it.

Same as when I was a kid and jacked off in the shower. Rain fucks me up.

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WhatUCan 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is amazing dont lose it be proud #proudwaterenthusiast

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 4 points ago +4 / -0

That hashtag.

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PikeyCaravan 12 points ago +13 / -1

I'm wasting too much time on how this went down.

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spez_this 12 points ago +12 / -0

Just post a "Now Hiring" sign.

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FakeName4Safety 9 points ago +9 / -0

I spread a bunch of job applications all over the yard.

They're terrified.

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IcculusBased9 8 points ago +8 / -0

This some out-of-work Hollywood set designer or something?

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Thracka951 6 points ago +6 / -0

Your neighbors probably aren’t inclined to rob your house?

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booblitchutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just put a “Help Wanted” sign up. They’ll avoid your house forever.

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NativeNorCal 3 points ago +3 / -0

A chain saw is a great self defense weapon when you're backed into a corner.

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Never works in horror movies (unless you’re leatherface). Otherwise it always stalls out the moment the killer advances.

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NativeNorCal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lithium, 40 or 60V.

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TEXinLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm there...

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Gwoz8881 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bruhhh!

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

The HOA must be freaking out

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de9ebkmd7 2 points ago +2 / -0

I didn't see anything.

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ThickCheney 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao that’s great

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fapoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's great, some police tape maybe, some bloody footprints?

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FreeRepublic 1 point ago +2 / -1

Uhhh, theyre all white people. Theyll think its a safe house.