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BidensDeadBrain 100 points ago +100 / -0

I'm impressed how well he navigated those stone steps.

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Brillica 59 points ago +59 / -0

I guess Hillary was still a worse candidate in at least one way.

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dukeness 27 points ago +27 / -0

Came here to post both of these comments. Great minds, pedes!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah, there is no way Hillary makes it down those steps even with two guys helping her.

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dickwagger 20 points ago +20 / -0

He snuck into Hunter's sock drawer

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geewiz 26 points ago +26 / -0

Good FOOTing runs in the fam

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FiDollaMilkshake 9 points ago +9 / -0

kek

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 4 points ago +4 / -0

Air Horn!

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holytrpbatman 67 points ago +67 / -0

This is the most pitiful shit I've ever seen, in over 40 years of political pitiful.

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CitizenPlain 25 points ago +25 / -0

How anyone could vote for this clown show is beyond me. Talk about drunk on hand outs or dumb as dirt. Either reason is the only explanation. Just wow.

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Cutty5h4rk 10 points ago +10 / -0

Literally, like WTF is going on in the campaign? I would love to hear what real insiders are saying. It has to be absolutely depressing.

What's even more shocking is that they could pay people to show up. It's not like they aren't paying rioters. Sure, it's not Biden's campaign per se, but Soros could make it happen.

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Silencemennow 5 points ago +5 / -0

#bluewave

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QueenMAGA 37 points ago +37 / -0

If old and boring was the vibe they were going for, they nailed it

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I_LUV_WINNING 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Old Folks home went out of their way to make this Dementia Patient feel like he was really running for President of the United States. The Commitment of the Old Folks Home Staff was great. Kudus for making a Dementia Patients Day.

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rimper 33 points ago +33 / -0

This is fucking, hilarious.

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CloudNine 12 points ago +12 / -0

Look fat- you want do some push ups? Lets see you run down three steps! I'm coming to take your AK14 away! Malarkey!

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Colorado-Living 27 points ago +27 / -0

Half of them are reporters

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booblitchutz 7 points ago +7 / -0

More than that. There's probably a few wealthy donors sprinkled in

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free-money- 22 points ago +22 / -0

And in the last frame, on the right, is the TV screen for the teleprompter, from which he will read for the next however many minutes and then leave and call it a day.

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Tulkas71 5 points ago +5 / -0

it's almost weekend at berines levels but he can still walks ans well sorta talk

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WeinerLapTop 17 points ago +17 / -0

His podium isnt even oriented towards the "crowd"

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Lol_Garrus 12 points ago +12 / -0

kek, he has to face the teleprompter.

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2020REBOUND 8 points ago +8 / -0

WTH? huge screen 5 feet away him looking into woods lol ..made for TV

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Brother_Bill 4 points ago +4 / -0

"teleprompter"

Jumbotron. Fixed that for you.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 4 points ago +4 / -0

He isn't oriented to person, place, or time.

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cucumbersandwich 3 points ago +3 / -0

As I saw him walk up on to it, I started smiling at how idiotic his campaign is.

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SwampSlayer2020 14 points ago +14 / -0

OH sht Biden is getting another 3 people at his rallies, I guess its true hes leading by 140!

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Exgovtemployee 4 points ago +4 / -0

Turns out those were people who signed up for the tour but didn't leave in time and got locked in

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PartandParcel 13 points ago +13 / -0

How pathetic. If this guy wins you know it’s rigged.

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Das_jerf 13 points ago +13 / -0

The campaign really risked it all with those stairs!

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couranto 8 points ago +8 / -0

They prolly signed a non disclosure that if Joe fell all cameras are confiscated. And don’t laugh. Almost guaranteed.

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WeinerLapTop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bus leaves at 4.

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deleted 12 points ago +12 / -0
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ObamasLooseButthole 6 points ago +6 / -0

They are but they're totally not biased.

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Zadok 12 points ago +12 / -0

Wow, that is a huge group of... a... chairs.

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Exgovtemployee 7 points ago +7 / -0

Folding just like his campaign

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67Vert 12 points ago +12 / -0

You can actually hear the individual whoos.

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Scoobysnacks45 12 points ago +12 / -0

That fake five step run gets me every time.

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Exgovtemployee 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh mah gawd he's so spry!

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BigDuke6 9 points ago +9 / -0

"The excitement is in the air"

Joe's wearing a mask so he doesn't catch any of it.

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genx_represent 9 points ago +9 / -0

I've seen more excitement in a tampon commercial.

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Ne1apatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

It sounded like a tampon commercial that's for sure.

Buy BidenAire Feminine Hygiene Products now at 90% off!

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MagaCountry 7 points ago +7 / -0

is this a wedding?

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cucumbersandwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden weds losing.

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Delco420 7 points ago +7 / -0

All of them press,security and team.

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todayabetterme 7 points ago +7 / -0

Embarrassing. And why have him walk through the "crowd" just to call even more attention to the fact that there's hardly anyone there?

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ILearnedToCode 1 point ago +1 / -0

thats what the circles and social distancing is for, no need for charisma when theres no chance for close contact

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RealKAGGER 6 points ago +6 / -0

“No no Morty, wait for the ramp. They love the slow ramp. It’s gets em all hard.”

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hitchitch2013 6 points ago +6 / -0

Looks like each of his staff brought a family member.

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de9ebkmd7 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is why if Biden wins the election it could only be because of election fraud.

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Frosty 4 points ago +4 / -0

That moment when a riot is more compelling to your base than listening to you speak.

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themaga 4 points ago +4 / -0

Actually ran when he finally spotted his teleprompter.

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Lilslice1034 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seriously though, with all the set up, the gear, the lights, everything. What do you think the cost per rally goer is?

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politifox 4 points ago +4 / -0

is he running for homeowner association president? Cause I mean the optics are Stevie Wonder or Ray Charles.

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Freedom4545 4 points ago +4 / -0

Obama had no one show up LOL.

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covfefe2525 4 points ago +4 / -0

Everyone holding their breath as he came down the stairs...

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Julius_Severus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden voters manage to form quite the crowd when they're rioting

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ServerTowerofBabel 2 points ago +2 / -0

What are they going to do, mug a squirrel and loot some acorns?

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mushmouf 3 points ago +3 / -0

He has absolutely no fucking idea where he is.

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Zadok 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ya know what really sucks, having to attend a Biden rally because your young liberal, idealistic kid works on the campaign. Siting there politely applauding even when you know it's all lies and you are secretly going to vote for Trump.

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SAW2TH 3 points ago +3 / -0

They put the circles on the ground to provide a fake excuse as to why no one gives a shit.

They probably have to go collect the 12 circles that don’t have people in them and throw them back in the Malarkey Mobile before the cameras roll.

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Heli_Rides4_Commies 3 points ago +3 / -0

I read somewhere today that Biden was going to Georgia to flip it blue, the only blue he is flipping is when one of his blue shirt staffers falls over in his hula hoop after falling asleep.

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WinstonSmith1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why the Hell is he wearing a mask outside?

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trumpcard7 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its sickening watching journalists/celebrities and other elitists promote this dementia ridden criminal while tens of thousands of middle class voters turn out to cheer for Trump. It could not be more obvious who is out for America and who is out for $$.

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Dgilles111 2 points ago +2 / -0

For 3 months trump has held massive rallies and not a single death from the pAnDeMiC. Sorry...herman cain with stage 4 cancer.

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Tulkas71 2 points ago +2 / -0

They really project that social distancing and kung flu concerns so they can blame that for the low energy """"""rallies""""""

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MAGANatsFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why bother having an event for so few people?

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Aluminoti 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've been in a bigger crowd waiting to get into IHOP on a Sunday morning

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DutchTrumpLover 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha look him running

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

BIDEN RALLY ATTRACTS 1's OF SUPPORTERS!!1

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shade1k 2 points ago +2 / -0

WTF half those people didn't even stand up.

Feel the energy. Feel the... zzz.z..zz....

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bigmikesballsack 2 points ago +2 / -0

We’re fucked. Pack it in.

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vovchykbratyk 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is so sad. It makes my hair stand up a little bit in empathetic embarrassment. The music is totally inappropriate, the masked candidate projects an image of feebleness, the tiny crowd's 'woo's...

It is more sad than a dad who has no money but his son wants a Nintendo Switch, so he whittles one out of wood for him

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NullP 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a great turnout! He's running for Dog Catcher, I assume??

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sancai 2 points ago +2 / -0

MSM: Biden rally crowd 200% bigger than last week!

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supersecretaccount82 2 points ago +2 / -0

The cringe, it hurrrrts

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AT_Finn 2 points ago +2 / -0

SAD