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AmericanBeef 352 points ago +353 / -1

What a joke.

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deleted 249 points ago +254 / -5
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Thedaythe_redditdied 124 points ago +124 / -0

I have lots of guns and ammo. Nothing is mandatory.

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NavyGuy 81 points ago +82 / -1

People are as free as they choose to be.

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CaptainForehead 49 points ago +49 / -0

So few understand they are their own slave master.

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john_smokin 12 points ago +12 / -0

exactly, everyone can lift their own chains.

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PyroSphere 34 points ago +34 / -0

The range of my freedom is equivalent to the maximum effective range of my rifle.

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303Cal 11 points ago +11 / -0

Same!

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RepublicRob 5 points ago +5 / -0

Freedom is mandatory....

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RDelbson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well I don't because I live in commie New York where they deny every single gun permit.

Here's to hoping with ACB they take a gun case and 5-4 the liberals and give me my gun rights.

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Thedaythe_redditdied 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well I hope so too. But the way I see it. You have two options. And only two. Head south and buy a gun from a private party. Or move.

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ancroidubh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry, pede. I live in the south and if I sell you a firearm, I’m going to want to see a driver’s license.

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Thedaythe_redditdied 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s fine. There are about a million guys that couldn’t care less.

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Luvmyhub75 28 points ago +29 / -1

So many of them are not America first...

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King 19 points ago +19 / -0

cant be mandatory

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tdwinner2020 20 points ago +20 / -0

You say that

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Flipbarryfromreddit 31 points ago +31 / -0

It’s literal black mirror shit. Freaky asf

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Flipbarryfromreddit 26 points ago +26 / -0

Imagine how much of a soybean liberal you to have to be to actually wear that LMFAO imagine walking into a club and trying to pick up girls while while wearing it 🤣

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King 8 points ago +8 / -0

they gonna put it on me?

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NomadicKrow 12 points ago +12 / -0

Do it Snake Plissken style. "Which one of you gets to die trying?"

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King 5 points ago +5 / -0

maybe most people will submit...

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WakingKnowledge 13 points ago +13 / -0

It is when we are now CHINA!

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NavyGuy 10 points ago +10 / -0

Joe Biden has entered the chat.

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WhiteLash 13 points ago +13 / -0

Agreed about David Knight. He's so fucking negative and yes if anyone hasn't voted Trump yet (or needs to be convinced) aren't you sick of the gloom and doom of the Left?? Please God get out and bring your family out.

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Mr-J 4 points ago +4 / -0

no one should be voting for trump right now, they should be picking their ass up off the computer/couch on nov 3rd and doing it in person

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WhiteLash 3 points ago +3 / -0

I early voted in person!

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humble_kekistani 8 points ago +9 / -1

Major disagree, when Big Joe is president, the media hysteria will literally just go away and he’ll say “welp I solved it” as soon as he has the power he wants

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Mr-J 2 points ago +2 / -0

yup, everything will magically become the "dream" again and thats that, fuck freedom

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CanadianRepublcan556 33 points ago +33 / -0

Look at all that oil...

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JiubUnbound 7 points ago +7 / -0

Surely the plant that makes them is green and environmentally-conscious, surely...

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Shadilady 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, it's run on broken solar panel and windmill parts... full circle!

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unicornpoop 2 points ago +2 / -0

The democratic party didn't get the memo that plastic is a petrol product. Then again they think that wild dogs carry kids across the border.

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JackIsALarp 3 points ago +3 / -0

As much as I hate the idea of this product existing for the reasons we're in, I was curious how comfy it would be for woodworking lmao.

On a serious note, I miss seeing people's faces. Even the people in society I dislike. It isn't healthy for society to be like this. Its historically sad.

I wish we knew more. Was the plague under Obama era a precursor project? Was that a dry run, or just happenstance. Its very odd this all happens so recently. I realize mass transit increases the rate of spread, but this is too unusual to all be coincidental.

Then again, the people of China could learn to, you know....

USE FUCKING FRIDGES lol

The concept of wet markets is stupid.

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 24 points ago +24 / -0

HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!! 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🌎🌎🌎🌎🌎🌎

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Jimmy_Russler 2 points ago +2 / -0

We are reaching new peaks of clown world every day

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wethedownvoted 11 points ago +11 / -0

I want to see a video of a bunch of people at a party wearing these

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Lurker404 7 points ago +7 / -0

I mean that got to be a joke, right? I'd wear one around town just for shits and giggles. Maybe slap a few Trump2020 and MAGA stickers on there for added hilarity.

Well, not for the $400 that they charge for that thing but in theory anyway.

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RedHawaii2020 203 points ago +203 / -0

These people love living in fear and they love feeling like their lives are dominated by the virus

I hate them

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mixednuts86 62 points ago +62 / -0

They also like their wives dominated by black men.

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RedHawaii2020 19 points ago +19 / -0

Someone's gotta bring the T into the relationship

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EpicPede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Based and true

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thurtinefiddysix 37 points ago +38 / -1

Living in fear like this still is ridiculous because we now know kung flu is mildly more uncomfortable than getting hay fever. But rewind to April. This would have been a thousand times better than how we handled things. This gets rid of all the commie psychological programming of "my mask protects you, your mask protects me". This becomes the liberty minded "my health is my responsibility, nobody else's. I won't subject others to servitude to accommodate my concerns, I'll take responsibility for my own affairs." And it eliminates the need to blow up the economy. The lockdown was beyond stupid. And the continued covid fear has becoming the most shameful moment in our nation's history. We've become a nation of cowards.

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Smarticus 28 points ago +28 / -0

What happens when you sneeze all over the inside of the window. GROSS

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meals23 17 points ago +17 / -0

simple solution, continue wearing a mask while inside your retard head bubble

my feel when

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Amaroq64 6 points ago +6 / -0

Stuck your hand into the helmet gloves to cover your sneeze of course!

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IndianDad 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember seeing an episode of The Young Ones where one of the characters is sick and can’t quit snorting and sneezing so they put a bag over his head- resulting in what you are describing.... hilarious

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Smarticus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol .. and at least bags are disposable

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InsectOverlord 13 points ago +13 / -0

They're called "Branch COVIDians" - we're not dealing with a virus. We're dealing with a cult. And if you don't kneel at the altar of fear, you will be punished.

Vote for Trump, or this cult will run the country, and possibly the world.

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tdwinner2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

But most of all they love controlling others and judging them

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RedHawaii2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

This ☝️

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BarrensChat 173 points ago +174 / -1

These are actually built to prevent Joe Biden from sniffing you, pretty neat imo.

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JustSayIt 31 points ago +31 / -0

This is a whole untapped market.

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JoePCool14 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pretty small market though. Not sure how many people are even interested in getting that close to him.

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MayonnaiseChicken 12 points ago +12 / -0

Haha

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IvIA6A 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol I wish he came out and debated in this thing

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independentbystander 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL!!! (So they do come in child-sizes.)

I also see the "glove" attachment that allows access to the face area (this is designed with Hunter Biden in mind, so he can use his crack/meth-pipe without removing the Personal Protection Garment.)

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Libertarian_Andy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guess I should buy one after all then...

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MyTeenageBody 142 points ago +142 / -0

Only a faggot would wear this.

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Beef_Vegan 58 points ago +58 / -0

If you see people wearing these, laugh at them. Make it obvious.

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RegularAmerican 38 points ago +38 / -0 (edited)

Dont forget to point at them while laughing so others can see what you're laughing at.

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Cyer6 19 points ago +19 / -0

And slap a Trump-MAGA bumper sticker on the back of it while you're at it.

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behemoth887 25 points ago +25 / -0

if u wear this anywhere outside of the most safe areas you are gonna get mugged. it's basically a "i'm a bitch" beacon.

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JustSayIt 14 points ago +14 / -0

Video checks out.

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superfly 10 points ago +10 / -0

So with how things are going you mean at least 50% of the population ...

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Smarticus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Imagine being trapped with morning breath in there.

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Modus_Pwninz 79 points ago +79 / -0

Oh look, an absolute fucking clown.

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Postal 41 points ago +41 / -0

You wanna know how I got these SARS

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Modus_Pwninz 28 points ago +28 / -0

Fauci was a drunk, and a fiend...

One day he comes home, drunker than usual. Says he's given $3.7 million to Xi for Wuhan virus lab funding.

I say that's a stupid move, you just funded a commie bio-weapon.

He does not like that response. Not....one....bit....

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NoatakTheWiser 9 points ago +9 / -0

So with people watching fake news he takes his "we need to cancel Thanksgiving" plea to them, laughing while he says it on camera. He turns to me and he says "Why...so...Furious?" Comes at me with the mask "why...so..furious" puts the band on my ear and says "Let's put a mask on that face!"

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WU_HAN_FRU 3 points ago +3 / -0

Of COURSE I just funded a commie bio-weapon, why else would I give them $3.7 million for a virus lab?

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aside 57 points ago +57 / -0

If that's the future imma end it now

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rubberkidney 2 points ago +2 / -0

gonna need you to vote trump first bro.

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aside 1 point ago +1 / -0

For sure

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f_bastiat 2 points ago +2 / -0

R I P in peace brother, been a good run.

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NotTheTendies 1 point ago +1 / -0

No worries pede, it's just Among Us cosplay... I hope.

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BitcoinTrump 54 points ago +54 / -0

Made in China

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unsquishable [S] 49 points ago +49 / -0

Pre-installed with COVID dispensing filter.

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10gauge 50 points ago +50 / -0

Man, how big of a cucked shitlord do you have to be to wear this? Damn.

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tdwinner2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

The version for testosterone-having people must come with an oral semen dispenser. All versions probably have a tube so you can breathe your own supply, save the earth

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GunsAndWeed 46 points ago +52 / -6

Let me be clear: if I see you wearing this I will shoot you in the fucking face.

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DemonKingzer0 32 points ago +32 / -0

If you see me wearing this, no need I am already dead.

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Friendly_B 21 points ago +21 / -0

Can you aim for the leg or something? This thing cost me my wedding rings and I'd prefer to keep it's value intact.

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jormungandr 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jokes on you, the shit is bulletproof, too!

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unsubd 17 points ago +17 / -0 (edited)

That's the botox leaking from being inside the Faggabubble 3000 ᵗʳᵃᵈᵉᵐᵃʳᵏᵉᵈ ᵃⁿᵗᶦᶠᵃ ˢᵉˣ ˢʰᶦᵉˡᵈ

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Infuriator 25 points ago +25 / -0

Let me guess, made in Chyna...

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Shitposter69 23 points ago +23 / -0

It's the new Apple Airpod Pro

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VinlandThistle 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh good, that means the windshield is also a smart screen. Just what we needed these people running around with.

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Thattheologyguy 21 points ago +22 / -1

honestly I'm not even mad... someone saw an opportunity to part a fool from his money and took it. That's just good entrepeneurship

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Cyer6 11 points ago +12 / -1

Yes. Anyone wearing this will be gawked at and find people laughing at them behind their backs. I didn't get that upset when I saw all these soccer moms on Nextdoor making their own masks to sell. You want to participate in America's capitalism, go right ahead. I won't buy one, but I don't care if someone else does. Just don't MANDATE this shit on everybody. The whole argument of it comes down to that one point.

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rubberkidney 1 point ago +1 / -0

im a notorious front laugher.

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AlexPKeaton 15 points ago +15 / -0

No.

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MAGA_4EVER 12 points ago +13 / -1

No thanks.

I'd rather wear a mask and adjust it all the time so I can spread whatever virus my body is fighting off that day to whoever is near me. I'm serious. Masks are retarded and every time I go out, I am obnoxious about it.

I mean, the oil that we would need to create one of those for everyone alone should make pennsylvania feel good. And then you've got the filters and the batteries.

8 hour battery life. So I hope you have an extra battery if you plan on going out for more than 8 hours.

I hope you're ready to mortgage your house so you can have enough filters.

That or end this retardation. One of the two.

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bigmikesballsack 3 points ago +3 / -0

I stopped wearing one. No one has said shit yet. If they ask, I’ll just say I have a medical condition. Try it - it’s liberating.

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Snypr18 10 points ago +10 / -0

Brought to you by Microsoft

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2Scoops2Terms2Steaks 10 points ago +10 / -0

If I saw myself in something like that I'd have to kick my own ass.

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daflyboys 9 points ago +9 / -0

I wonder which flavor milkshake would cover that best?

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magafi 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is fake, right?

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unsquishable [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Search for 'vyzr'. Looks pretty real to me. Very dedicated joke if not.

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FluffiPuff 8 points ago +8 / -0

If it came with a jetpack I'd be cool with this

WHERE's my JETPACK???

I was promised a jetpack

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independentbystander 5 points ago +5 / -0

^ Asking the right questions! ^

Member The Jetsons and all of those "futuristic" sci-fi movies/TV shows? By the Year 2000 they promised us flying cars, hovercraft, manned bases on the Moon and Mars.

>But noooo!!!

Instead: we got Worst 0bama declaring that NASA's main priority should be "muslim outreach," to atone for our "oppressive non-inclusive policies" that prevented 3rd-world migrants and/or foreign terrorists from participating in our Space Program. (They could have built their own space program with all those billions of dollars we gave them in foreign aid, it's not our fault that they aren't big on math/science/written language.)

On the bright side: we have given mentally-ill men access to the womens' restrooms, and we're also letting transvestites play on womens' sports teams. And Drag Queen Story Hour, coming soon to a library near you. And we're discovering new genders and sexual preferences every year! Yay "progress!"

>However

These guys may be of interest. (But you might want to watch out for the jumbo jets.)

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elpoePehTeW 4 points ago +4 / -0

I mean, we can only have so many Commie Copters in the skies for dropping fools.

If this comes with a jet pack, the commies can get up close and personal Last Rides.

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Plutossextape1 8 points ago +8 / -0

If I see someone wearing that I'll laugh in their face while saying Houston we have a retard!

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Thehonkler 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah, fuck you very much.

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ricky_spanish 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Bee is going to go out of business.

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VinlandThistle 3 points ago +3 / -0

They predicted that, so they opened a sure where they report actual news now, too. notthebee.com

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1NPC1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cringe

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ObongoForPrison2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kill me now.

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anteracorp 6 points ago +6 / -0

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

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bucknutties 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is Pavlovian conditioning at this point...how far will we fucking go before we’re just lab rats

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FuckATF 6 points ago +6 / -0

🤡🌎

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Postal 6 points ago +6 / -0

What happened to 'Land of the Free, Home of the Brave'???

We've become 'Land of the ree, Home of the Shame'

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TheBeardsman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fuck your "pandemic."

Fuck your "new normal."

We know.

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Seadgs 6 points ago +6 / -0

DANGER WILL ROBINSON

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL

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GinoOdjick2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

More of them will die being hit by a car than would have from COVID...

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Chompz 4 points ago +4 / -0

A safe space suit.

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Malfunction 4 points ago +4 / -0

Case study on how to destroy the immune system so even the common cold becomes a pandemic.

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donutreplyplz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reminds me of the Aliens in Dreamcatcher

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Error404LifeNotFound 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha

No.

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JasonF84 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well universe we gave it a hell of a go!! But humankind went ahead and fucked itself anyway

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KakarikoKing 4 points ago +4 / -0

I mean, good for who ever is selling these if people are buying them and they are making some money! They are capitalizing on a market of middle to upper income woke scaredy-libs.

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vtanon59 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you wear one of these near me I'm going to knock you down, and like a turtle on it's back, watch you fail to get up. Then I'm going to fart in your filter. Good heavens people...

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JiubUnbound 3 points ago +3 / -0

Modernity

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BidensDementiaMeds 3 points ago +3 / -0

How dystopian

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TheLivingExample 3 points ago +3 / -0

Might as well wear a sign advertising: "I am a person that vehemently disagrees with the second amendment, so please rob me of everything in my possession, and then break my dumb space hat for good measure."

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unsquishable [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

Looks like one of those backpacks with the window people put their pets in. Except on your face.

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slammervic 3 points ago +3 / -0

This shit is how you know their plan is for this not to go away

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Silencemennow 3 points ago +3 / -0

We live in amazing times folks.

Science has finally found a way to allow people to still see the outside world when their heads are up their own asses.

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King 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol......

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Sumarongi 2 points ago +3 / -1

Actually this is great. Get rid of mask mandates and the Karen’s can walk around in society in one of these and feel ‘safe’

Win win

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Grilledpepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn you got elon musk all excited like we were going to mars but instead we're just plugging into machines to smell our own farts.

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BigWin2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOLosers