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TheAmbulance 147 points ago +147 / -0

Promises made promises kept!!!! Decades of war in the Middle East ending right in front of our eyes. What a time line. We have the best timeline fokes the absolute best!!!

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Libertysheimdall1 17 points ago +17 / -0

The man plays to win.

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K-Harbour 2 points ago +2 / -0

The man also knows how to play to win.

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FireannDireach 7 points ago +9 / -2

I wouldn't rush to that, we're talking about the Middle East. I hope he can get something done, but those shitheads shoot at each other more often than at us.

I will support his attempts 100% - but I also do not have faith in the players to be civilized for long.

But he's gotten more done than anyone in my lifetime, going back to Carter. I would never try to take that away from him.

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TheAmbulance 8 points ago +8 / -0

I take sudan off the terror list as Huge News. Then each one that signs to normalize with Israel as Super Huge! What you are seeing is the tide tuning away from Iran big time..Super Huge!!

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FireannDireach 11 points ago +12 / -1

Again - not downplaying what he's accomplished. I'm proud of our President.

I'm just saying, it's the Middle East, and Islam. They always end up shooting at someone or blowing them up.

But I do like that Palestine is getting fucked over, hard, with this.

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TheAmbulance 6 points ago +6 / -0

Add hamas.. those two are getting boxed out of the dialog so damn fast after the explosion of weapon dumps. they with less governments willing to turn a blind eye to their bs

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CorrectTheReeeecord 5 points ago +5 / -0

a "normal politician president" would have only been able to squeeze one out and it would have been at the end of 8 years.

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RedJive 10 points ago +10 / -0

Iranian containment alliance.

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Pres_Trump 104 points ago +104 / -0

Out of everything he has done so far this is easily for me his biggest accomplishment. Oh, also selling rice to China. I give the nod to Peace though.

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HuggableBear 52 points ago +52 / -0

I don't know, man, getting a hooker to pay him for sex was pretty baller

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AprilShowers 17 points ago +17 / -0

As someone who works in Foreign Policy you can't overstate just how huge this is. Not only is it a major accomplishment, which our country has been working at for DECADES, it is also a complete rebuke of 40 years of Middle East policy. For the better part of a century we've been trying to facilitate peace in the Middle East and it has largely been centered around the issue of Israel and Palestine. Every administration has approached the issue from that dynamic. Clinton made some headway facilitating both parties. Bush worked through Israel. Obama tried by engaging Palestine and Iran and fucked it up so badly that Benjamin Netanyahu gave a speech in our own Congress deriding our president for his idiocy and was met with a standing ovation (honestly a stunning thought). But the mindset at large has always been once Israel and Palestine make peace then everything else will fall into place.

The Trump Administration comes in and says fuck that. We're gonna work through the Gulf States. Engage the monarchs, add economic and defense incentives. Hold Iran accountable. And most importantly we're gonna go energy independent so they can't throttle our economy with the price of oil like they did in the 80's. And as a big fuck you we're gonna put the embassy in Jerusalem.

Lastly and most importantly fuck Ben Rhodes and his stupid fucking Baker Hamilton report. Fuck the JCPOA and the Iran Nuclear Deal. Fuck the EU too for good measure.

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RawRamen 14 points ago +14 / -0

Anyone who isn't a moron realizes that this is a historic, legendary development. This the thing they build statues over, name schools and roads over, carve mountains over. Write endless stories and film documentaries over.

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Liberty4All 60 points ago +60 / -0

Exactly this.

Once we had energy independence the Middle East nations could no longer threaten us with strangling our economy with low production and high prices, or even an outright oil embargo like the 1970s. They no longer had anything to counter our technological and military superiority.

So it's no surprise that they decided it was smarter to be our friends than our enemies.

And GEOTUS is smart enough to make their friendship with us profitable, so hopefully they will remain our friends after he's gone.

He knows that as soon as they think it is in our best interests to screw us over, they will. So by making lots of trade and technology deals, he is making sure it remains in their best interests to stay on our good side. The stick and the carrot works better than either alone.

Plus, some of those leaders are seeing the handwriting on the wall - their easily recoverable oil resources won't last forever. They can't all remain "princes" living off of oil royalties in perpetuity. They need to build a tech economy and an educated workforce while they still have the time and oil income to do it.

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catch-a-penny 19 points ago +19 / -0

Excellently put. Then go after ending slavery worldwide.

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sometimescanbefunny 11 points ago +11 / -0

Can you imagine the libby heads exploding if he were to do that and become Abe 2.0?

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catch-a-penny 7 points ago +7 / -0

I mean, it would be a neat bonus side effect of ending slavery I guess?

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ViolentNPCS 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Lib heads all explode from Abe2.0, communism will finally have been defeated. 4d chess.

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MisterGuapo 9 points ago +9 / -0

Saudi Arabia has realized that and also in another way. They've stopped agricultural irrigation and decided to work on buying grain companies around the world so that have access to various commodities (wheat, soybeans, corn, etc).

They don't get the grain at a discount, but rather pay the market price like any other customer...however, if the grain companies make money, they get that return on their long-term investments.

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FireannDireach 5 points ago +5 / -0

Plus, some of those leaders are seeing the handwriting on the wall - their easily recoverable oil resources won't last forever. They can't all remain "princes" living off of oil royalties in perpetuity. They need to build a tech economy and an educated workforce while they still have the time and oil income to do it.

The only issue is with that, is their religion, which is the basis for their society and government, prefers to keep their people in ignorance and poverty. The majority of the Middle East is grinding poverty, with people wandering around the streets trying to get out of the way of the Rolls Royces, Bentleys, and super cars of the 1% there. Countries like Saudi import their brainpower and workforce, from places like the Phillipines.

Brazil gets it. They're doing very well, with oil, and a growing and thriving tech industry.

The Middle East gets...Islam.

We'll see which one does better.

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Leiloni 29 points ago +30 / -1

We need an Art of the Deal: Presidential Edition.

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AmericanGuy 19 points ago +19 / -0

And after having ZERO experience beforehand, makes all the dems and reps look retarded

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FakeNametag 12 points ago +12 / -0

Shortest book ever:

  1. Elect Donald Trump
  2. Get out of the way.
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AmericanGuy 9 points ago +9 / -0

It will probably happen after his presidency is over... so 2024. He said he doesn't like writing books while in office.

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Returningtogod 8 points ago +8 / -0

After he's out of office he'll write The Art of the Presidency, and it will sell billions of copies.

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spez_inthe_turdpond 11 points ago +11 / -0

Exactly. That had to happen first. Leverage.

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drdespinz 1 point ago +2 / -1

We could get energy independence from solar panels, then continue to manufacturer oil but that's not supposed to be an acceptable somehow

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Vikki_hearts_Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Solar panels are a nice backup but I don't see a way to ever become conpletely reliant on them. Too many issues still. Nuclear energy is the next best option to oil in my opinion. Natural gas and Propane are my favorite insta- go-to's, but that's my industry so I'm biased.

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K-Harbour 1 point ago +1 / -0

Solar panels are environmental terrorism to make. Cadmium. They decrease output with age, are amortized too long to make them qualify for loans, and they are ugly beyond belief. And I am pro solar.

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Reborned20 62 points ago +63 / -1

Another Nobel?

How many is that, Mr. President of Overachievers ?

MAGA !

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Impressive-Length 26 points ago +26 / -0

It’s going to be amazing when the debate moderator asks Trump about all of his foreign policy accomplishments.

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BathouseBarry 15 points ago +15 / -0

kek

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Cyer6 21 points ago +21 / -0

These countries just confirmed for themselves, without the US media's propaganda, that Trump is going to win and they better get with the program because a second term Trump is going to be vastly different from the fist term.

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sometimescanbefunny 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yep - you always take what you can get if you're weak (and, frankly, the strength of the US is nothing to screw with for virtually every country on the planet). When you get given the options of i) take a "meh" deal now, or ii) get shafted next time, most rational people will realize it's best to take what you can get even if it's not perfect.

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FergieJR 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mr. President of Overachievers reminds me of the budwiser real men of genius commericals!!

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K-Harbour 1 point ago +1 / -0

Beside 4 noms for the Peace Prize, some group should nominate him for one in medicine (for standing up for HCQ).

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TrumpLovesPussy 54 points ago +54 / -0

the military industrial complex must be pissed

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BigFreedomBoner 39 points ago +39 / -0

The cucked brass in the Pentagon can't even pitch Critical Race theory anymore. It just ain't no fun being a bureaucrat of death and misery anymore.

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TrumpLovesPussy 30 points ago +30 / -0

yep, I'm so glad our president isn't giving them the wars they want anymore. My son was in afghanistan, oman, uae, jordan etc...with the ARMY National Guard and he finally was returned home thanks to president Trump.

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Chompz 12 points ago +12 / -0

Thank your son for his service, from everyone here on the win.

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BigFreedomBoner 2 points ago +2 / -0

When they're home and you're hugging them, you can finally admit to yourself how much you missed them.

God Bless President Trump.

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Dahnald2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Won't someone think of the neocons!?

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d_bokk 49 points ago +49 / -0

Israel's building a pipeline to Europe through the Mediterranean along with Cyprus and Greece. The Gulf states realize if they cannot connect pipelines to that route, they'll go bankrupt. And to do that, they must normalize relations with Israel.

This isn't some election year shenanigans, it's a peace with a real backbone to it. The only losers will be Turkey and Iran, but fuck them.

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WowStrongWinning 32 points ago +32 / -0

The sooner Turkey falls into complete irrelevance the better.

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FireannDireach 14 points ago +14 / -0

The sooner the Sophia Hagia is turned back into a church, the better.

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FakeNametag 11 points ago +11 / -0

Don't stop there. We want Constantinople back.

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_Sully_ 2 points ago +3 / -1

Why the fuck did they change it?

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Seahawks2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

And Russia too, bigly.

Right now Russia has Europe by their balls since they are so dependant on Russian energy.

Mideastern energy via Israeli pipeline gives a big body blow to Russia.

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Jcmeyer5 3 points ago +3 / -0

Time for a fucking Crusade!

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Wolverine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Make Istanbul Constantinople again.

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bugsbunny 17 points ago +17 / -0

Constantinople will rise again.

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RunningBuffalo 7 points ago +7 / -0

DEUS VULT

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aaafirefly123 5 points ago +5 / -0

That is an excellent analysis.

This will cause an economic boom for OPEC nations except for the countries that have either declared us an enemy (Iran, Syria, and Russia) or are becoming increasingly antagonistic (Turkey)

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DeetleMcsneedlestein -11 points ago +2 / -13

So this was teh reason for destroying Libya and Syria, got it. Thank god for Hussein and Hill dog! Peace in the Middle East!

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d_bokk 13 points ago +13 / -0

No, the pipelines through Syria were going to come from one of two places:

  1. Iran

  2. Qatar

Russia and Assad wanted Iranian pipelines, the Gulf states and Turkey wanted one from Qatar through Turkey. After Russia entered the war, it ended the Qatar pipeline; after the US entered the war, it ended the Iran pipeline. When Trump was elected, the Arab states started a trade war with Qatar for aligning with Iran and funding terrorists.

The Libyan war was originally about the French wanting to get rid of Gaddafi, even the US wanted nothing to do with that but our worthless "allies" started it anyway and Obama took us into it to help a feckless Europe begging the US for a no-fly zone.

In the past two years, Libya morphed into Turkey funding jihadis in Libya because Turkey wanted to stop the Israeli pipeline, the reason being Turkey had been trying to make itself the energy hub into Europe. Coincidently, today Libya declared a Permanent Ceasefire... so that war officially ends under Trump's watch as well.

This Israeli pipeline will be created through a peace process and mutual economic benefit. It ends most incentives for new wars, although Iran and Turkey could still act erratically and start something they wish they didn't.

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aaafirefly123 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not to mention Palestine.

The Arab states making peace with Israel puts pressure on Palestine to make a peace settlement.

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aconcernedtroll 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't forget HRC and Sid Blumenthal worked together to profit off getting rid of Gaddafi. I wouldn't simplify it just our euro allies dragging us in.

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d_bokk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Obama didn't want in, of course the nasty cunt did, facts are the war started without the USA and we weren't pulled in until after Europe and the UN fucked everything up. Europeans aren't going to pin this on one us too.

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Lu-Bu 32 points ago +32 / -0

He will get a Nobel Peace Prize for this if it's true. He will have completely normalized relations between Israel and the entire Arab world. This is perhaps one of the most significant peace deals in recent history. Certainly in the 21st century.

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Liberty4All 16 points ago +16 / -0

Except Iran. But their turn - via a secular revolution - is coming one way or the other.

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kesquare2 12 points ago +12 / -0

I think Solemani getting offed was a big signal to ME arab countries.

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MsQleo 6 points ago +6 / -0

FAFO

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RunningBuffalo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Iran is Persian, not Arab

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Liberty4All 1 point ago +1 / -0

Indeed.

Make Iran Persia again!

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prattle 6 points ago +6 / -0

No doubt. It would be a once in a generation type of achievement towards middle east peace. If something like that happened, it would be ridiculous if he didn't get the Nobel peace prize. There can't be any real contenders since there are no accomplishments anywhere near this magnitude in this year or any other year in decades.

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Redked 3 points ago +3 / -0

Greta says, "Mine. How dare you".

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Baphomet 20 points ago +20 / -0

I thought the Saudi crown prince said that if he joined in that he’d be killed by either Iran or his own people? Maybe i misheard it.

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WishdoctorsSong 28 points ago +28 / -0

That's why the first step is building up a collection of smaller muslim nations cutting deals. SA can't lead the way and expect to not get beheaded by their wonderful population, but they can follow along once all the other muslims have signed on.

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kesquare2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Art of the Foreign Policy

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bewarethejogger 18 points ago +18 / -0

If Biden wins he's going to give billions of dollars and arms to iran and rip up these peace agreements.

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GGRain 7 points ago +7 / -0

He also will use US forces and the life of your soldiers for fun... I mean "real" peace /s

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zestanor 16 points ago +16 / -0

RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION

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supersecretaccount82 12 points ago +12 / -0

Imagine the world in 2024 after another 4 years of peace treaties and balanced trade deals. He could literally change the planet.

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TheSmirkofBillBarr 12 points ago +12 / -0

Back in the old days, people tried to win elections by STARTING, not ending wars. Yet with Trump, "Peace is the prize".

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Golden_Eagle1776 11 points ago +11 / -0

Praise God. Our president is creating peace on earth.

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RustyJShackleford 10 points ago +10 / -0

One additional Nobel Peace Prize nomination for each country!

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Mintap 7 points ago +7 / -0

Maybe if we got rid of U.S. oil and replaced it with wind we could still leave room to get oil from the Middle East, and that way we can get militarily involved in the Middle East, and that means more profits for military industry. We could get China to do lots of that manufacturing. What cut does Hunter get?

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K-Harbour 1 point ago +1 / -0

Raw science does not help us. Wind is a diffuse energy source. We need something more concentrated and more powerful.

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K-Harbour 1 point ago +1 / -0

And, we still need textiles, plastics, and base chemicals.

If we reduce use of gasoline and diesel too much, we will need to dump it in the ocean or go back to wearing animal hides and driving wooden cars.

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Dialectic 6 points ago +6 / -0

I love that u/QuranIsToiletPaper is the one posting about this LMAO 😂

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Smooyaysnoose 5 points ago +5 / -0

PEACE IS THE PRIZE

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ccpneocon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now this is how you get the people in the Middle East not to hate America!

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FluffiPuff 4 points ago +4 / -0 (edited)

Wow

PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST

CNN: Here's Why Peace in the Middle East is White Supremacy, Reee

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AmericanGuy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why doesn't Trump bring up his foreign successes?? Just watching the debates, you'd never know this is happening. It's an incredibly unifying thing.

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SmokeyAF 3 points ago +3 / -0

He gets to take his 12th year off work to golf, as he won't have much else left to accomplish by then.

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5D_Chess 3 points ago +3 / -0

An impossible deal they said.

Trump does the impossible. It's his super power. MAGA

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orange_dit 3 points ago +3 / -0

4 nobel peace prizes

4 terms

4 scoops

Trump 4 ever

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theMAGAsherpa 3 points ago +3 / -0

But muh nuclear war

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Journey95 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

Amazing..he deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for this

And of course the left suddenly loves wars because Orange man bad!

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Scumbag-reddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sooo...peace across the Middle East is a bad thing, r-right?

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hokeypokeypollock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Skipping the fake news assholes and providing the people the sources, straight up. Live in 3D, no reporting no nonsense, just facts and opinions from the world leaders. Let the world hear how grateful they are GEOTUS. They are probably at fatigue levels too.

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Ignatius_J_Reilly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Something tells me the event will not be covered by reporters and links posted to social media will be removed.

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zebfross 2 points ago +2 / -0

Saudi Arabia is actually huge. They don't even let their athletes compete against Israelis.

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AmericanGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

NOBEL PEACE AWARD...aw who am I kidding, those are only given to Democrats for 'potential future things'.

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BrownRugs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best. President. Ever

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Captain_MAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Before he gets another nobel prize, they need to take away Obamas.

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ztrich007 2 points ago +2 / -0

My god. This man is UNSTOPPABLE

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Snoodlepoodle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy fuck, peace in the Middle East.

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BananaWizard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ben Shapiro ejaculating into orbit as we speak regretting everything he ever said about orange man

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ztrich007 2 points ago +2 / -0

PEACE IS THE PRIZE

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is impossible to overstate the importance of this. The left in America is completely insane if they can't see what an amazing accomplishment this is.

I mean, yes we all know they ARE insane.

How many decades has it become such a given that peace in the middle east is impossible that people even made a joke out of it:

"What do you want?"

"Peace in the middle east?"

"No seriously, what do you want on your sandwich, asshole?"

Along comes Trump, the neophyte politician with true intentions and makes it happen. Meanwhile all the political elite raise holy hell over it!

AMAZING!

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bigntazt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope Trump gets the Nobel Peace Prize then hangs it above one of the many golden toilets he has.

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BSnatch 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have the BEST PEACE DEALS FOLKS!

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Mrsattorney 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big signing at the White House! Please do this before the election and let's have flyovers and fireworks!

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SlickMahony 2 points ago +2 / -0

Making peace sexy again, so sexy the shittiest parts of the world are eager to get on the train

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Corse46 2 points ago +2 / -0

POTENTIAL FOR A SUPER SPREADER EVENT. OF PEACE.

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ca18det 2 points ago +2 / -0

A team of the top foreign affairs specialists in this dimension used variable frequency astral circuits to meld their minds coming to the conclusion this was debunked. War is back on in the middle east, better luck next time trumpets.

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MAG_n_KAG 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Bringing world peace and making the world a better place is just another desperate attempt to win. Pathetic."

-MSM

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SmokeyAF 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump-branded sand is the top seller in every beach community.

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not_a_shill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amazing for someone with such a horrible foreign policy right Joe? kek.