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Philhelm 92 points ago +92 / -0

I got a cute 25 year old blonde at work to register as a Republican. First registration and vote will be for Trump.

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Philhelm 45 points ago +45 / -0

I'm already married, and my main squeeze is Trump.

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Amaroq64 30 points ago +30 / -0

Trump won't mind!

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Desertwhale 10 points ago +10 / -0

Don't let your wife see you calling other women cute....

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Desertwhale 3 points ago +3 / -0

My wife would give me a very dirty look lol.

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IdahoMan87 1 point ago +1 / -0

NEVER date coworkers dude. That’s a oneway path to workplace hell.

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TheMutualist [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

NOW you need to give her this mission. A cute 25 year old should easily be be able to convince at least 2 people to vote Trump.

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Philhelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Her boyfriend will also vote for Trump. First time voting. Her boyfriend's parents, who are apolitical Eastern European immigrants will also vote for Trump.

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November3rd 62 points ago +62 / -0

Got my girlfriend who has never voted to vote Trump this year! Just gotta get one more....

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Nomoralcompass89 30 points ago +30 / -0

Got my girlfriend whom has never voted to register this year.

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BigLove 11 points ago +12 / -1

FYI, "whom" is only used as a pronoun for the object of a verb, never the subject. So since your gf is the subject of "has never voted", you should use "who".

(I'm an English teacher. I can't help it.)

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orangemangood2 6 points ago +6 / -0

I just use the she=who, her=whom trick generally. I'm not an English teacher, but I am a grammar Nazi who can appreciate being correct.

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BigLove 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup. That trick works because of something called "grammatical case". Basically, in Old English almost every single type of word (nouns, pronouns, verbs, adjectives) could change based on what its function was in a given sentence (ie subject, object, etc) and its gender (reeeeee). Eventually English lost all case rules expect for pronouns because, unfortunately for the screeching feminists, pronouns are notoriously resistant to change.

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Sealith 3 points ago +3 / -0

CNN: Trump supporter admits to being a Nazi. Is this the end for Trump?

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Nomoralcompass89 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you for the advice. I think the English language is a beautiful language if used to its fullest potential.

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K-Harbour 13 points ago +13 / -0

Gotta get one more....one more girlfriend or one more Trump voter?

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November3rd 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why not both???

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TravisRSCX 12 points ago +12 / -0

Got my fiance to come on over. She's voted republican in the past but this is the first time she's voting because she educated herself.

Also was talking to an African American young adult at work today, first time voter and he was talking to me about voting trump and how he and his group of friends are all excited to pull the lever for him. So they see through the bs too.

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Carry_Your_Name 7 points ago +7 / -0

Like my pastor always said, "one soul at a time."

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Lord_Yeezus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same here fren!

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ChiefPez 53 points ago +53 / -0

I didn’t expect to receive an answer from a coworker today, but I received the best one. This lady is, how do I say, someone who you would expect to vote straight D down the ticket. She told me that she went and voted and I said “Great, it doesn’t matter who(lie), but I’m glad you did.” She said that as a Christian, she couldn’t vote for Biden. Amen to that!

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Mrsattorney 13 points ago +13 / -0

Well God bless her!

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ChiefPez 9 points ago +9 / -0

No doubt!

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FluffiPuff 39 points ago +39 / -0

I already did!! Two people signed sealed and DELIVERED - My Brother and a Friend for

TRUMP 2020!

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formerlibtard 18 points ago +19 / -1

i’ve got 5 and in the sf bay area no less! that’s gotta count for like, 20, right?!

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5to9 8 points ago +8 / -0

Got my roommates and gf to vote trump in the Bay Area too. Probably like pissing in the ocean but it’s something!

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mishaclara 5 points ago +5 / -0

My Mom and stepdad today. His nurse from El Salvador and her Mom tomorrow. Latinos love Trump, hate socialism and hate Burn Loot Murder.

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FluffiPuff 1 point ago +1 / -0

You are a WINNER!

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BoilingEnema 38 points ago +38 / -0

Just got a friend and his wife registered right before the deadline.

2 more PA pedes 👌

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Jeweinb 18 points ago +18 / -0

Doing the lords work

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mewman30 13 points ago +13 / -0

God bless you!

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stingyarthropods 11 points ago +11 / -0

i got my brother and his girlfriend to register in time. as far as i know, this is their first time voting. my dad didnt vote in 2016 but is voting for trump this time because he knows how important it is. 3 more for PA here.

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TheMutualist [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now you need to give them this mission. Pass it on. We're fighting a gigantic cheating machine

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sketchy_at_best 26 points ago +26 / -0

I got my wife to vote Trump. It was a close call. Best I can do.

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ChocolateEvryday 8 points ago +8 / -0

Damn. That's rough.

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sketchy_at_best 8 points ago +8 / -0

Eh, she doesn’t care about politics that much. And the Democrat platform appeals to voters that don’t care that much. I drove her to the polls and had Rush on (She likes Rush and was sad to hear he was dying) and told her about the censorship of Hunter’s laptop stories - it pushed her over the edge.

I almost made a post about it so people would see how just talking to someone before they vote really can make a difference, especially people who are low info, single issue, etc.

I suspect this won’t be the last time I have to plead with her.

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RealRedneck 26 points ago +26 / -0

My dad was a Democrat in 2016. Now he's a nonpartisan voting for Trump. Sadly, mom passed in 2018, but she would've voted for Trump too. ... As a poll worker, I can confirm that she won't vote for Biden. Also, screw you Vice.

Edit: I forgot that my wife didn't vote in 2016, but voted absentee for Trump this time around.

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XCorneliusX 24 points ago +24 / -0

Got three.

One, a never voted - Vigorously pro Trump

Two, his GF, who a year ago had been a hater of Trump. I educated her.

Three, a new citizen who filled out his ballot to drop off and when he arrived, decided to vote in person and had his home ballot destroyed. Solid Trump.

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nc777 23 points ago +24 / -1 (edited)

Make a Fren Flair.
Or some better name.
You know, the thing.

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buckwheathoney 22 points ago +22 / -0

Me and my wife. Done

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Azarak 22 points ago +22 / -0

I live in an area where I would have to find anti-Trumpers to convert. I am truly blessed.

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ChocolateEvryday 6 points ago +6 / -0

Where do you live? I need to move.

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Shivin302 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based area. Please share the location so we ensure it stays red

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LydiaDarragh 21 points ago +21 / -0

I have been working on this and none of my kids voted for the Big T in 2016. This year all 3 are MAGA. My youngest texted me a pic of her right after she voted, smiling and proud. I’m a happy MAGA Mama today.

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Filetsmignon 20 points ago +20 / -0

FL, PA, MI, WI, OH, AZ, TX, MN, NC ... this is your mission! God speed!

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CorradoSoprano 14 points ago +14 / -0

I've converted 3 in WI, working on another who is starting to see the light.

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ChocolateEvryday 7 points ago +7 / -0

2 confirmed in WI thanks to me.

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50StateLandslide 3 points ago +3 / -0

Got my GF registered in Ohio. It's our first time voting!

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PacificElectric 18 points ago +18 / -0

Shit, how many people has Biden scared to our side ?

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SpezisaRetard 17 points ago +17 / -0

Bringing the entire family !

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letrain 13 points ago +13 / -0

What about a swing voter and a new voter.

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Formerlurker92 13 points ago +13 / -0

One coworker. At least one to go

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couchmoneykevin 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'm proud to announce that today, I have voted for Donald Trump and Mike Pence. I'm 32 and this was the first time ever voted. I was glad that Trump won in 2016, but I have been kicking myself for not voting for him back then. Living in California, I told myself that my vote would get drowned out in blue votes, but that was a stupid mindset. Going forward, I will always vote. My 2 elderly parents will also be voting for Trump via mail-in ballots. I wanted them to vote in person, but illness prevents that. Still, better than nothing.

God bless Donald Trump and this great country.

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Block_Helen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you pede! Hope you voted R all down the ticket!

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CornFlake 13 points ago +13 / -0

Walker and Texas Ranger will accompany me, one to punch the chad down, the other, to kick it free

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Shitmoths 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm up to three definite Trump voters, and I convinced 2 potential Biden voters to vote libertarian. Every vote counts. If you can convince a lefty that their vote doesn't matter, you secured at least half a vote for GEOTUS.

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Paul-Revere 11 points ago +11 / -0

Here’s a good one: friend’s dad, retired Minneapolis city worker, lifelong Democrat is voting for Trump! I guess people don’t like having their city looted and burned!

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Block_Helen 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would love to know how many more of your friend's dads are out there in MN.

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Gwoz8881 11 points ago +11 / -0

I’ve convinced a couple people in my home state of California. I’m working hard on my old college roommate who lives in Massachusetts

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xelphia 11 points ago +11 / -0

AZ pede here.

Got my mother to vote for Trump(voted McMuffin last time) Got my sister to vote Trump(has never voted before)

More work to do though!

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TheBigKahuna 10 points ago +10 / -0

Challenge accepted, Pede.

Also, great post!

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kebabdrogo 10 points ago +10 / -0

I didnt have to do much of anything, but two friends have totally flipped. Bought guns, are outspoken about China flu scam and BLM rioting, and likely going to vote red!

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Based_in_Seattle 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm trying! However I am in enemy territory, the NW... A true pede never accepts defeat! Got 3 so far.

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Spinnumb 9 points ago +9 / -0

Does my 18 And 21 year old sons count?

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ChocolateEvryday 5 points ago +5 / -0

Indeed. Get them to tell their MAGA loving friends who are of age too

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FredBoulderdash 9 points ago +9 / -0

My entire dorm hall is voting Trump!

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ChocolateEvryday 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the way!

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Tommy_Patriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

Mission accomplished. I was able to get my wife, daughter, and son to all vote Trump. It was my kids first time voting and my wife is pretty apolitical and works at a university where she is surrounded by commies. I’m a happy Poppa Pede.

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AsaNisiMAGA 9 points ago +9 / -0

I have one I couldn't flip so I demoralized her into not voting. Does that count?

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TriathlonTodd3 5 points ago +5 / -0

That counts as half a vote

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ChocolateEvryday 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Lord's work.

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Block_Helen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, half a vote!

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MABQGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

I have 5 and counting. Dropping red pills nonstop. "Oh you don't know about corruption? How about taxes? Do you want them raised?"

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PacificElectric 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’ve red pilled about 5

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AdeptTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

I changed the minds of five people who were hard core progressives two years ago.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 7 points ago +7 / -0

Got 3. In California. Pedes, make it happen!

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donjongun 7 points ago +7 / -0

I got my mother, father, and grandfather to register for the first time and vote for Trump. This year has been one hell of a red pill for them.

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DrinkMoreLibTears 7 points ago +7 / -0

So many of them are already voting for him, but I'm working on my buddy in Florida.

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Wankerton 6 points ago +6 / -0

Got my two working on a 3rd

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mewman30 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have two

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RoughWaters 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've convinced 3 people that haven't voted in their life to vote Trump. Still working on a couple others.

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The_Spicy_Memes_Chef 6 points ago +6 / -0

I got spez’s wife to vote R after we shared some intimate relations in his bed.

Her other boyfriend is also voting R! He told me after we were both finished with her

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Amaroq64 6 points ago +6 / -0

Does myself count as one?

Minnesota is a blue state and I thought Hillary was gonna win anyway, so I slept through the election.

Then I woke up to the grand news and to the delicious tears of the piece of shit SJWs!

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Banick088 6 points ago +6 / -0

I got 39 including my fiancé and I before covid hit.

Since covid, there has been such a massive wall up that you can’t even have discussions anymore

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GEOTUS88 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's no worse than the flu. I've had it, several family members have had it. I was "sick" for like 2 days with the chills and body aches. Honestly not worse than a really bad hangover.

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Banick088 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh I totally agree, I actually am a chairmen of an IEST work group and I LITERALLY helped write the PPE recommendations these doctors are going off of.

Im talking about even being able to have a conversation with someone who is not voting or Left

I moved from CA to TX in March, probably part of it as everyone I meet is red

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DankoJones84 6 points ago +6 / -0

My two friends who convinced me to vote for Trump in 2016 both don't care any more and aren't voting this time. Feels bad man.

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mewman30 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yikes!! What?

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ChocolateEvryday 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wtf...

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GEOTUS88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Time to deport them!

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Bossman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Done!

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RussianBot1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've flipped 8 ppl

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highenergywinning 6 points ago +6 / -0

I brought one

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Askseverything 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have two Puerto Rican’s I work with from the south Bronx (age 33,50) who were vehemently anti trump in 2016. I red-pilled the living sh*t out of them the last few years. They are now registered to vote and are excited as hell to vote for Trump!

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Winter_huntress 6 points ago +6 / -0

I just found out that two of my elderly neighbors are voting for Biden. I don’t know how to approach them to talk them out of it because we don’t talk that often. Ones a navy vet and the other is a widow that takes care of her mentally challenged adult daughter. Any suggestions?

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Block_Helen 2 points ago +2 / -0

To be honest, they've probably already voted.

But maybe reach out to them and see how they're doing first, if you don't talk very often.

Then start chit chatting about the election and see if they've voted yet. If they say no, say "me neither, but this Biden China deal news is bothering me" (which is true). Start the conversation that way.