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Valanantar 297 points ago +298 / -1

I swear I heard that joke on td.win FIRST!

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18-to-life 151 points ago +152 / -1

Most great comments originate here

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 102 points ago +102 / -0

Well, we are the front page of the internet.

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DemsFuckKids 53 points ago +53 / -0

out with drudge, in with TD.W!

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yurimodin 38 points ago +38 / -0

Drudge is ASSHOE!

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No_name_iii 26 points ago +26 / -0

Who?

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Vonsey 30 points ago +30 / -0

You know, Matt Drudge? The closeted gay man who ran the Drudge Report until he sold out to the commies

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OrenthalJamesObama 17 points ago +17 / -0

He should come clean and denounce it, NDA be damned. I keep running into people who still go there, like they’ve done for 20 years. It’s now a wolf in sheep’s clothing, kind of like Fox News.

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FliesTheFlag 4 points ago +4 / -0

Supposedly the NDA expires right after the election, doubt he says anything though.

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ChelseaHubbell 5 points ago +5 / -0

Drudge dated ShareBlue's David Brock

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FLIBS 9 points ago +9 / -0

F Drudge.. Interesting how the talking heads and left-wing media stopped complaining about his "rogue" news website. Wonder why?

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AnathemaToLeftists 1 point ago +1 / -0

Left Drudge when it became clear what happened. Sad.

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EvanGRogers 17 points ago +17 / -0

Honestly, reddit's only good for porn and niche hobbies.

Get porn out of your system and it's largely pointless

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UncleUncle 8 points ago +8 / -0

Get porn out of your system

Good advice.

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

As endorsed by Jeffrey Toobin.

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paralyzingvenom 5 points ago +5 / -0

niche hobbies

the woke disease got to many of those subs too by now

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Mashiki 4 points ago +4 / -0

Woke disease is like cancer. It strikes things that don't deserve it, it slowly infects until it has a strangle hold, slowly saps whatever joy could be had, and then kills the host.

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PhantomShield72 12 points ago +12 / -0

"You didn't get our permission to make a website! You tricked us!!" -Reddit

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Hail_Milo 5 points ago +5 / -0

🤣

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JediMasterPepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahahahahahahaha

Oh the irony

Hahahahahahahahahha

Fuck you reddit! 😂

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TennesseeScorpio 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yes they damn do!

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notwithboeing 5 points ago +5 / -0

thinktank.thedonald.win

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QuranIsToiletPaper 23 points ago +23 / -0 (edited)

"Damn, homie
In high school you was the man, homie
The fuck happened to you?

I got the sickest vendetta when it come to the cheddar (Uh-huh)
Nigga, you play with my paper, you gon' meet my Beretta

Now Shorty think I'ma sweat her (Uh-huh) sippin' on Amaretto (Yeah)

I might hit once, then dead her, I know I can do better
She look good, but I know she after my cheddar
She tryin' to get in my pockets, homie, and I ain't gon' let her

Be easy, start some bullshit, you get your whole crew wet
We in the club doin' the same old two-step
Guerrilla Unit, 'cause they say we bugged out

'Cause we don't go nowhere without toast, we thugged out" - Curtis James Jackson III

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pM0dYo_p9s

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TheTuckerDiaries 6 points ago +6 / -0

The American Dream

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zooty 3 points ago +3 / -0

At first, I though cheddar was being used as slang for money but when I got to the bit about toast, I decided it seemed to be some kind of recipe instead.

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Grilledpepe 21 points ago +21 / -0

Yes it was the top comment on a post the other day. I approve of them stealing all our jokes to spread far and wide

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Shamb3 10 points ago +10 / -0

I just saw a Trump Campaign commercial that said Jobs not Mobs. I laughed :D

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stoic_troll 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's a billboard in North Carolina too.

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SocialJudgmntWarrior 5 points ago +5 / -0 (edited)

Not to brag or anything, but said it here yesterday. I doubt 50 cent actually read it of course!

https://thedonald.win/p/Hrhb2CE5/x/c/19A1GpPjzF

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Pepe_in_the_USA 129 points ago +133 / -4 (edited)

Are we all ignoring the fact that he preceded this statement with:

"I don't care Trump doesn't like black people but..."

50 Cent is a shill who is only looking out for his pockets, nothing else. Of course we appreciate the support for Trump from the demographics he could turn, but let's not kid ourselves here.

Edit: I'll say it again for those who can't read well: Of course we appreciate the support for Trump from the demographics he could turn.

BUT - these are the people who will turn on him on a dime as soon as he gets elected and they "get paid". Just my 2c.

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Ebbie8708 97 points ago +98 / -1 (edited)

He is the first rich dude to go “wait a fucking minute..” instead of “tax the rich!” Publicly

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FireannDireach 26 points ago +26 / -0

Didn't Ice Cube do just that, last week?

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Ebbie8708 40 points ago +40 / -0

Nah. He was like “gimme money for the blacks! And trump will gimme moneys!” And got shitted on for it.

Not for begging, but for working with Trump.

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TomAce 23 points ago +23 / -0

I don't remember the exact quote but Chris Rock did a bit about this back in the day about not wanting to pay for your "dumb ass kid" to go to school. Also this

https://scrapsfromtheloft.com/2017/11/07/chris-rock-bigger-blacker-1999-full-transcript/

Let’s talk about Clinton. One thing Clinton did I didn’t like, raise taxes. Taxes all high and shit. You know what’s fucked-up about taxes? You don’t even pay taxes. They take tax. You get your check, money gone. That ain’t a payment, that’s a jack. Got all these taxes: city tax, state tax, Social Security tax. You don’t get the money until you’re . Meanwhile, the average black man dies at . Shit, we should get Social Security at ! What the fuck, man? We don’t live that long. Hypertension, high blood pressure, NYPD, something will get you.

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braveContrarian 4 points ago +4 / -0

everyone knows social security is fucked. the problem is if we canceled it now we'd be dooming everyone receiving it as a sole source of income already to death.

the real crime of social security is there never was the money to pay for it and each current payment goes to other payouts immediately. there is no account. so every penny any of us ever paid towards social security is already spent on people getting it right now.

id be for removing social security, but I don't know of a humane way to do it that doesnt involve interning the disabled, homeless and elderly poor in death camps. We'd need to raise... literally the entire lifetime payments of the individuals already receiving disability and SS benefits,

as well as come up with a sane way of actually replacing and managing disability insurance -- because as much laissez faire as you might be, I dont think people want dangerous jobs and no disability coverage for injury on the job.

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WhitePowerRanger 6 points ago +8 / -2

Maybe if they saved 10% a paycheck like anyone with a brain, we wouldn’t have to worry about them.

I’m sorry but I don’t give a flying ever loving fuck about your shitty poor decisions if you rely on social security. Go get a door greeting job at Walmart or something. It’s not my fault you didn’t save for retirement. Fuck the government. It’s my fucking money, why do you get it just cause you’re old? I could be saving that money in my own retirement account that would benefit much more than social security payouts.

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Itateeverybody 4 points ago +4 / -0

This.

One day I'll be old too, if I'm lucky. On that day I hope I'm not a burden to those just trying to make their own way through life just because I was too fucking stupid to prepare.

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zooty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Raise the age for receiving SS by 1 year every 2 years, stop collecting from paychecks and freeze accounts where they are. Pay out by borrowing until it goes away. Offer people a cash buyout at 66% if they think they can better invest the money elsewhere (and incentivise them to do so).

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AmannamedRJ 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

Chris rock then goes on SNL

Trunp caught covid, my condolences to COVID

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CrashXXL 0 points ago +1 / -1

Meh it’s still kinda funny

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zooty 0 points ago +1 / -1

Not that far from some of the things being said on here though :)

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FormerGraveheart 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are a lot of missing words in that transcript.

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stoic_troll 4 points ago +4 / -0

To me that opener was an example of the "fake because", as Scott Adams says. It's when you've already changed your mind but you need some fake reason, any reason, to transition to a new state.

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Dahnald2020 38 points ago +38 / -0

I get your point, but any more votes for us is a good thing. Sometimes acting in rational self interest benefits more than just you.

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zabbers 24 points ago +24 / -0

The smallest minority on earth is the individual.

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Desperado 6 points ago +6 / -0

Stealing that.

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JFellows72 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not if i steal it first

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bovineblitz 8 points ago +8 / -0

The greater good is an emergent property of self interest. You can't bypass the individual to benefit the collective, it will always fall apart.

Fuck Bentham and fuck collectivism.

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RetroHousewife 4 points ago +5 / -1

Mask mandate enters the chat.

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QuickMaths 31 points ago +31 / -0

The insane tax rates of the left is just the first red pill. If he continues down the path he will come to find that President Trump is actually the best president for black Americans since Abe Lincoln.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 23 points ago +23 / -0

Funny thing is that 50 has many pictures with Trump from before 2016. They all used to love him before.

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Pepe_in_the_USA 3 points ago +3 / -0

I very much hope he and others do come to this realization.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS -1 points ago +7 / -8

Who gives a fuck

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kekNation 18 points ago +20 / -2

I still like POC saying dems are terrible option for POC.

So what if he doesn’t know shit about DJT or how much he has done for minority communities; the statement is one more crack in the democrat damn that has been holding back all those minority votes for years.

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Pepe_in_the_USA 4 points ago +4 / -0

True, and we shouldn't tarnish this endorsement - but we should be weary that somebody who legitimately believes Trump hate black people will turn on him at some point.

Just my 2c.

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zooty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now he's 22c

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panthicc 17 points ago +17 / -0

He's appealing to his audience. Idk if 50 is based, but I do know that sometimes you have to talk to them on their level if you want to get through to them.

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Pepe_in_the_USA 2 points ago +3 / -1

I get what you're saying, but that's a pretty toxic an dangerous thing to say if you don't actually believe it.

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UncleUncle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some people can make the jump to Trump. Others need baby steps.

The fact is, Fiddy took baby steps, and endorsed. But at least he took the steps. And he did it publicly, and not cowardly in the shadows.

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Pepe_in_the_USA 1 point ago +1 / -0

All fair points mate. Here's to hoping he takes the next step.

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PyroSphere 43 points ago +45 / -2

To be fair, at a 62% tax rate wouldn't it be 19 Cent? That's what I get with my Amish calculator, aka pencil.

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PyroSphere 6 points ago +6 / -0

My dad took me to see that movie in '78, good times.

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2Fangz 9 points ago +11 / -2

The only math this man has ever done in his life is count how many times he's been shot.

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

I said 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

Shots in my shoulder blade shots in my shoulder blade.

50 cent minus 21 savage equals 29 something. I don’t know, there’s a joke in here somewhere. You do the math

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jcsbck 2 points ago +4 / -2

You only pay the highest Tax on income in the highest bracket.

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me and my bracket are always high

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asdrubael_was_right 35 points ago +35 / -0

MADMAN

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trump212121 29 points ago +29 / -0

The color that matters most to American's is green.

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SisterCovfefe 7 points ago +7 / -0 (edited)

Yep. Preserving wealth and pay as litte in taxes as possible are American traditions.

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18-to-life 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m a money racist: I only associate with green U$ money

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trollkin0331 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pepecoin cryptocurrency

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sackofwisdom 1 point ago +1 / -0

🐸

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FireannDireach 23 points ago +23 / -0

That's gonna leave a mark.

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Number2withfries 18 points ago +18 / -0

I think there are a lot more people like Mr Cent than the Dims realize. 62% tax bracket isn't exactly what I'd call a winning campaign pledge.

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Spirit_matter 18 points ago +18 / -0

50 clearly lurks here.

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18-to-life 6 points ago +6 / -0

“u/fitty” is still up for grabs though

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UncleUncle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was just thinking the same thing. Maybe he just has to deal with a family and friends who all hate Trump and he hasn't been able to change their minds.

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TOPDAWG22 8 points ago +8 / -0

yeah I keep reading that number change he needs %5 then %10 then %15. fact is I think trump will get record black support for a rep.

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Wonderkek 0 points ago +1 / -1

That can’t be true. 2% of the black vote is like .22% of the population

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StaffordH 1 point ago +1 / -0

2% MORE of the black vote.

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PinkoPatrol 14 points ago +14 / -0

Under Biden it would be 20 Cent to Tencent.

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CandyBarr 7 points ago +7 / -0

True That

I'd upvote this twice if I could.

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WryProtagonist 11 points ago +11 / -0

Rhetorical #KILLSHOT.

People won't associate race or class with this statement... Just that a guy worth 50 will be made to be worth 20.

Masterful.

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patslimmy1 10 points ago +10 / -0

Left losing their minds as usual. Get back to the plantation, 50 cent.

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uvontheterrible 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Dem's stranglehold on black voters is disintegrating.

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BasteSpuds 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why'd they make him look ashy af?

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mushmouf 8 points ago +8 / -0

100% this joke was here first!

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QueensOwn 8 points ago +12 / -4 (edited)

Fifty is a Pede! /s SARCASM ALERT 🚨

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556x45mm 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wouldn't go that far... I think he is figuring it out, point emerging and soon probably entering

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QueensOwn 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah I meant it with sarcasm but at least he’s voting Trump.

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556x45mm 3 points ago +3 / -0

As an oldschool and underground hip hop head, I can tell you this much... being fresh and creative is part of the lifestyle, being different is also trendy, which leads to trends that's shape culture. With Kanye, Ice Cube and now 50 cent there is already a movement towards something that offers individuality and reckoning which my friend is the foundation of hip hop. If he isn't 100% MAGA, he will be eventually, the path is clear.

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Wonderkek 1 point ago +2 / -1

I also hear that black men are sick of being outweighed by the state benefit for children. Women dropping them because they don’t make enough literally just for welfare. Not sure how prevalent this is though.

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MakeAmericaVapeAgain 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump will make him $1 soon enough.

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UkDeplorable 3 points ago +3 / -0

Meh screw Fiddy and the rest of the leftist elite

He’s fine about being on the DemoKKKrat plantation as long as he can dodge taxes

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CottonmouthCrow 1 point ago +1 / -0

50 sold his soul a long time ago. He is part of the illuminated elite and has probably done some real shady shit. We should keep an eye on people like him and ice cube.

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Loiuzein 3 points ago +4 / -1

Imagine trying to take Fiddy's diamond encrusted skull. Biden clearly is not a scholar of history.

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Phernaldo 3 points ago +3 / -0

We’re the tip of the spear

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CandyBarr 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can feel it.

RUNAWAY TRAIN

Get your friends, granny, neighbors to the poll.

The only way they can take this is fraud. We need to run up the score to protect ourselves.

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MrMcGreenGenes 3 points ago +3 / -0

C'mon man! A good accountant, some loopholes, and you're at least 2-bit.

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Paprika 2 points ago +2 / -0

He aint black any more - Joe Biden

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UnlimitedMetroCard 2 points ago +2 / -0

During the Bush years 50 self-identified as being a Republican. He’s never been on the plantation drinking koolaid. He just wasn’t a Trump guy.

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starseedfortrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

GOLD!

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MAGAMAN300 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't agree with 50 on his complete lie about President Trump thinking anytihng negative about people of color but I do agree with 50 cent on taxes. 50 cent came from one of the poorest and dangerous areas in New York. None of these Democrats who want to raise taxes and none of their dumbass useless supporters helped 50 cent get into the music industry, write a book, invest in a very success energy drink company and produce a successful tv series . So these parasites don't have a right to his money or any American's money no matter how successful or rich they are.

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pedeypete 2 points ago +2 / -0

He still says Trump is a raycis in the statement. Can Kanye please reach out to him and tell him how much GEOTUS has done for African Americans than Obummer?

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TheTuckerDiaries 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kanye and now 50 cent. Meanwhile cucked Diddy is starting “Our Black Party”, completely falling for the commie fueled racial division. Sad!

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NEMESISMC 2 points ago +2 / -0

TEN CENT, pun intended.

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StarGirl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lets insensitive people to not earn as much as they could so they don't get taxed. Cool story, Joe.

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Yucky 1 point ago +1 / -0

Join us, and become 75 cent! Live your best life!

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ElderPedeMAGAmiaower 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL At least he is waking up before the election as to what will be happening to his bank account if Biden et al get ahold of it. Imagine the chagrin of the Hollywood elite and music industry who don't reach consciousness until after the election when they look at their bank accounts. (so, take heart, DOJ is going to win, but in the event the cheating works and he doesn't, our entertainment will be hearing all the celebrities bee-itch and whine endlessly about their pocketbooks!)

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techadm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Socialism is expensive! Everyone cannot be equally rich -- but equally poor

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Stumptown 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let's make him $1! KAG

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Omgwtfbbq 1 point ago +1 / -0

He can spend his money better than the government anyway. Why would you raise taxes during an economic slow down?

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QuietChaos 1 point ago +1 / -0

For a split second I thought he was black Mark Wahlburg, lol.

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WindsOfWinter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dems want to go to China and join tencent... 20 cent sounds rich to them

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Keep_on_winning_kag 1 point ago +1 / -0

He looks old, time to retire.

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rwhankla 1 point ago +2 / -1

50 cent has always been one of us. Just google “50 cent troll” if you want a good laugh

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Licensetomeme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Umm, if the socialists get their way, he’ll be 50 million Venezuelan, though..... Wink.

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Top fucking kek.

50 cent seems based, sort of. He still insulted Trump but at least his admission of even if Trump doesn't like black people, he doesn't care. That's how it SHOULD be, you don't have to LIKE Trump either to recognize he is good for your community. Biden is a fucking joke and is sold out to the highest bidder.

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Wonderkek 0 points ago +1 / -1

I’d like to hear why he thinks he’s racist. I mean you’re welcome to your opinion, I think it should be buttressed in reason. Personally- when I was a Democrat, I thought he was racist because of birtherism. To this day that still makes me really angry. It felt like a way to stir up the emotions of actual racists in the country. “HES A KENYAN DURRRR” it just wasn’t necessary or true. You should have reasons for your beliefs, especially ones as serious as racism. My guess is that’s probably one of his reasons.

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trauncher 1 point ago +1 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH Perfect!!! Fuck leftists and their NAZI Taxes. Fuck them straight to hell. purge them from our nation. or we should secede and in the new USA2.0 make leftism a felony.

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zooty 1 point ago +1 / -0

He did the math.

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TGNX 1 point ago +1 / -0

That joke is a powerful meme in and of itself. Genius.

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zabbers 1 point ago +1 / -0

He kind of looks like Matt Damon. 50cent is black Matt Damon.

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FreeJack2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

i bet alot of these hollywood sellouts are secret Trump fans but won't admit it openly lest they be shunned by their faggot coterie.

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Ninjavideo 1 point ago +1 / -0

This should go viral