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OhLollyLollyPop 138 points ago

We need brickbot, MOAB bot, Coat bot, and Trump Train bot.

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 73 points ago

And we’re gonna need black jack and hooker bots

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KingMob 13 points ago (edited)

and blackjack.

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FaddyMcSaddy 10 points ago (edited)

Why not jackblack?

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Emperorvoid 12 points ago

Cause he hasn't been redpilled yet.

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Cuckaramella 9 points ago

Underrated comment

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Ayyyyyyyyyyyyysuckit 2 points ago

I'm okay with just hooker bots, jussayin

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MikeObamasHugeCock 43 points ago

We need Ciaramella bot and also need Mike Obama cock bot

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CharlesDemar72 35 points ago

The CIAramella Bot should just repeat the leakers name 500 times to make up for his name not being in the liberal media.

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eric_ciaramella_WB 26 points ago

beep boop. I am actually not a bot, just a slightly drunk human.

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OGpsywar 8 points ago

How about a Muh Russia bot that issues Putin quotes in the original Russian?

Bonus points if the quotes are pro-Capitalism and pro-Christian (or 0bama-era quid pro quo) .. just to further annoy Lefties when they run them thru a translator page.

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-FTW- 3 points ago

We need "slightly drunk human 'beep boop' bot".

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MAGAsaurus_rex 12 points ago

OK I'm out of the loop and almost afraid to ask..what does the Mike Obama cock bot do?

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CovfefeAndDoughnuts 6 points ago

This guy curious-es ☝️

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MikeObamasHugeCock 19 points ago

It pulses and throbbes and dances on Ellen

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DrKrieger 8 points ago

Yea... I don't think we want that.

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MikeObamasHugeCock 13 points ago

But I do ? ? ? ?

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TrumpTrainMechanic 4 points ago

Kek <- this one

Kek

Kek

Kek

Kek

Kek

Kek

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MikeObamasPenis 10 points ago

Howdy neighbor

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MikeObamasHugeCock 8 points ago

Howdy. Have you come here to spread the gospel of our good husband's tender fuck hole too??

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EpsteinDiedTomorrow 11 points ago

And the Evan bot

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elpoePehTeW 7 points ago (edited)

Ooooh, I like this one!

Pede: We should fact check this!

Factcheckonthefly: EVAN! EVAN!!! EVANNN!!!!

Edit - I think that was a Pede’s username on T_D

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IcedCovfefe 6 points ago

And the cheesemaker bot

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IcculusBased9 4 points ago

Im not going to say it again

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dkmethod 8 points ago

And the Robert Francis bot even though it won’t be used much now.

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Skyfire 4 points ago

This! Also, was there a MOAB bot earlier?

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Skaush 14 points ago

For the love of God get this man a COAT!

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UpTrump 35 points ago

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A COAT! THATS 207,081 COATS HANDED OUT!

We are 67.75% of our goal to coat the 305,658 great people of Stockton, California. Let's make sure everyone gets a coat in the United States! For every Centipede a coat, for every coat a Centipede!

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WinningBigly 5 points ago

Get this man a coat!

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Player 2 points ago

No breaks!

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daddysloot 12 points ago

PatriotCoatbot is a must

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ProfessorRomendev 3 points ago

AND to somehow have them start where we left off

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NetscapeNavigator 8 points ago

I think... no, I can FEEL IT IN MY SOUL that the wall just got 10 feet higher! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlIGom24qqc

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Hlodvigovich915 3 points ago

Robert Francis O'Rourke bot too.

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Dcollins85 8 points ago

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 155416 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 21.8901418822080410660918528% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1708.96115941850494933287392 MILES WIDE and 455.453429391767314840105752 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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TradMadLad 2 points ago

Bring them all!

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Reverend 2 points ago

Quad Damage!

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SpaceForceOne 1 point ago

We really need all the bots. Its gunna be YUGE!

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 7 points ago

They have to come LEGALLY

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nmipede 5 points ago

I regret that I have but one upvote to give, but I give it gladly.

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saltyliberaltears13 2 points ago

I like the Bobby b bot that frequents freefolks. I mean, hearing him reference bessies tits is the highlight of my time outside of the donald

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Lord_Sluggo 2 points ago

Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire reference

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WeinerLapTop 1 point ago

Buy pepe!!

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Bmorepirate 1 point ago

I miss Moab bot