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OhLollyLollyPop 138 points ago

We need brickbot, MOAB bot, Coat bot, and Trump Train bot.

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 73 points ago

And we’re gonna need black jack and hooker bots

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KingMob 13 points ago (edited)

and blackjack.

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FaddyMcSaddy 10 points ago (edited)

Why not jackblack?

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Emperorvoid 12 points ago

Cause he hasn't been redpilled yet.

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Cuckaramella 9 points ago

Underrated comment

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Ayyyyyyyyyyyyysuckit 2 points ago

I'm okay with just hooker bots, jussayin

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MikeObamasHugeCock 43 points ago

We need Ciaramella bot and also need Mike Obama cock bot

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CharlesDemar72 35 points ago

The CIAramella Bot should just repeat the leakers name 500 times to make up for his name not being in the liberal media.

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eric_ciaramella_WB 26 points ago

beep boop. I am actually not a bot, just a slightly drunk human.

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OGpsywar 8 points ago

How about a Muh Russia bot that issues Putin quotes in the original Russian?

Bonus points if the quotes are pro-Capitalism and pro-Christian (or 0bama-era quid pro quo) .. just to further annoy Lefties when they run them thru a translator page.

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-FTW- 3 points ago

We need "slightly drunk human 'beep boop' bot".

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MAGAsaurus_rex 12 points ago

OK I'm out of the loop and almost afraid to ask..what does the Mike Obama cock bot do?

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MikeObamasHugeCock 19 points ago

It pulses and throbbes and dances on Ellen

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DrKrieger 8 points ago

Yea... I don't think we want that.

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MikeObamasHugeCock 13 points ago

But I do ? ? ? ?

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TrumpTrainMechanic 4 points ago

Kek <- this one

Kek

Kek

Kek

Kek

Kek

Kek

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CovfefeAndDoughnuts 6 points ago

This guy curious-es ☝️

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MikeObamasPenis 10 points ago

Howdy neighbor

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MikeObamasHugeCock 8 points ago

Howdy. Have you come here to spread the gospel of our good husband's tender fuck hole too??

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Skaush 14 points ago

For the love of God get this man a COAT!

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UpTrump 35 points ago

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A COAT! THATS 207,081 COATS HANDED OUT!

We are 67.75% of our goal to coat the 305,658 great people of Stockton, California. Let's make sure everyone gets a coat in the United States! For every Centipede a coat, for every coat a Centipede!

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daddysloot 12 points ago

PatriotCoatbot is a must

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EpsteinDiedTomorrow 11 points ago

And the Evan bot

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elpoePehTeW 7 points ago (edited)

Ooooh, I like this one!

Pede: We should fact check this!

Factcheckonthefly: EVAN! EVAN!!! EVANNN!!!!

Edit - I think that was a Pede’s username on T_D

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IcedCovfefe 6 points ago

And the cheesemaker bot

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IcculusBased9 4 points ago

Im not going to say it again

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dkmethod 8 points ago

And the Robert Francis bot even though it won’t be used much now.

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NetscapeNavigator 8 points ago

I think... no, I can FEEL IT IN MY SOUL that the wall just got 10 feet higher! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlIGom24qqc

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Dcollins85 8 points ago

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 155416 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 21.8901418822080410660918528% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1708.96115941850494933287392 MILES WIDE and 455.453429391767314840105752 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 7 points ago

They have to come LEGALLY

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nmipede 5 points ago

I regret that I have but one upvote to give, but I give it gladly.

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WinningBigly 5 points ago

Get this man a coat!

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Player 2 points ago

No breaks!

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Skyfire 4 points ago

This! Also, was there a MOAB bot earlier?

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Hlodvigovich915 3 points ago

Robert Francis O'Rourke bot too.

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ProfessorRomendev 3 points ago

AND to somehow have them start where we left off

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TradMadLad 2 points ago

Bring them all!

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saltyliberaltears13 2 points ago

I like the Bobby b bot that frequents freefolks. I mean, hearing him reference bessies tits is the highlight of my time outside of the donald

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Lord_Sluggo 2 points ago

Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire reference

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Reverend 2 points ago

Quad Damage!

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Bmorepirate 1 point ago

I miss Moab bot

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SpaceForceOne 1 point ago

We really need all the bots. Its gunna be YUGE!

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WeinerLapTop 1 point ago

Buy pepe!!

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KajensAngel 29 points ago

No bot left behind.

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Texas-Centipede 18 points ago

RELEASE THE BOTS!!!!

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Oskar 13 points ago

I may lose all my freshly acquired karma here but I say no to the bots. It often got out of control to where it was in the way of discussion.

This place has tons of energy as it is. Keep the discussion going. The information, and memes, must flow!

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Jikemenkins 13 points ago

I kindly disagree

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ItsTooMuchWinning 8 points ago

And I kindly disagree with your disagreement. Just say NO to bots.

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HeavyVetting 2 points ago

I can't believe we have a second community now where people are free to kindly disagree with each other. It's madness!

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eviantears 5 points ago

Don’t look now! UndrCvrHawaiianJudge is logging on!!!

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-FTW- 6 points ago

I disagree but support your right to dissent with an upvote. It's important to honor and respect different opinions on this matter and I hope all here can agree that the most important issue is that in 1998 the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

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loric4882 1 point ago

A day that will live in infamy.

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tsacian 4 points ago

Discussion? I’m here for the MAGA party!!

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God_Emperor_of_Kek 3 points ago

Русские боты принимаются здесь?

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Armatron 12 points ago

I'm sure there is still a lot of work to do. I'm flat out impressed.

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PHUCK_THE_HIVE 10 points ago

ya, i like that bot. weren't there others too?

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PremiumPatriotPepe 5 points ago

The top comment lists most of them

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Bonkaithebonzai 7 points ago

My first comment on thedonald.win :) Can I get a coat?

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givethismanacoat 6 points ago

Does my name count?

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HeavyVetting 2 points ago

You're hired

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Feelsgoodman 1 point ago

?????

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Canapeder 6 points ago

It'll absolutely be brought back. We just need to be a little patient as the site was made available sooner than the devs expected.

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ChelseaHubbell 5 points ago

Buy Pepe!!!

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ThePatriotNitro 5 points ago

I'm all for it if it's possible. And as long as we aren't overloading the mods.

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SR91Aurora 4 points ago

it seems like a lot of work for a brand new website. I dont know how reddit bots work but I assume there's an API and scripting language of some kind involved. Maybe not a high priority.

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Schiff4Brains 5 points ago

Come on, let's BUILD some Wall!!!!

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3yearstraveling 4 points ago

I suggest the upvote icons be bigger. There hard to press for some reason. And on the right side of the screen

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Jikemenkins 3 points ago

Thats a really good idea ahkchooallee

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HillDawg_C 3 points ago

Hey, so I thing I totally got ghosted from Reddit even faster than a User Name lie HillDawg_C which I love. I used a new alias as "Erik Ciaraschmella" and did an AMA about whistles. I got some trending but it got cut off really quick and think I am site banned but can't even look up where I was banned from? Any help from my pede's here?

If it in AMA, make this front page:https://www.reddit.com/r/AMA/comments/e00zae/i_am_erik_ciaraschmella_i_like_whistles_ama/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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BornSameMonthAsTrump 3 points ago

Can we get this patriot a coat?

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walletvoter 3 points ago

Get that brick a bot!

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GilaMonsterous 3 points ago

We need bricks for the wall!

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BuildThatWallAlready 3 points ago

BUILD THE WALL CRIME WILL FALL

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Famousinternetgirls 3 points ago

we need all the bots

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SpaceForceMAGA 3 points ago

ALL THE BOTS!

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realisticspeakers 2 points ago

nah...c'mon...that's just silly...

ok

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lolzor21 2 points ago

Dibs on the concrete mixer patent!

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lambda 2 points ago

Do we start it over?

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Tendies4Patriots 2 points ago

Yass

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10gauge 2 points ago

Build it higher

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Brick 2 points ago

Feelin' the love.

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bchdrum22 2 points ago

I need some quad damage, release the bots!

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saltyliberaltears13 2 points ago

Quad bricks!

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oakley 2 points ago

I'd like to borrow this brick to smash all the ebonics I read here. It makes us look stupid.... She BE like. Yuch! Yuch!

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4_Moar 2 points ago

Brick Bot was awesome. Bring BB here.

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Jcholl9 2 points ago

How about the Beer/ Root Beer bot?

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schiff_for_brains 2 points ago

NO BRAKES!

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BitcoinTrump 2 points ago

I sure hope shadowman has some helpers!

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Sparnmer 2 points ago

Look who is hosting the image file... Reddit still has a use for us.....thanks Spez.

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The__Michael 2 points ago

Build that fucking wall!

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nwainil 2 points ago

We need coats for pedes and the Trump train.

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The__Michael 2 points ago

Two hollow curved fangs

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Phredex 2 points ago

Get this Pede a Coat! and a Brick!

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TheUnsuicidables 2 points ago

Brick, brick, brick, brick. IT'S FUN!

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Advhawk 1 point ago

Please bring over the Bots. Also we know you're very busy Maga

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Ayyyyyyyyyyyyysuckit 1 point ago

Brick Bot Today! Brick Bot Tomorrow! Brick Bot Forever!

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TrumpBrickBot 1 point ago

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 166874 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.5039863106217161995097792% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1834.95383047307609843886088 MILES WIDE and 489.031602771412074024732378 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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Adrian_Martinez 1 point ago

Build the wall!

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HilLiedTroopsDied 1 point ago

10 feet taller!

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vaderv 1 point ago

yes exactly!

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Jackgaddis5 1 point ago

Impressive length bot?

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FluffiPuff 1 point ago

<3 Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease <3

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Bunknown 1 point ago

I loved brick bot

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wvgal57 1 point ago

yep we need all of those ...brickbot, MOAB bot, Coat Bot and Trump Train Bot ... also a Hottie for Trump Bot

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The_Donaldnator 1 point ago (edited)

That wall isnt going to build itself!!!

Spez: 10ft higher!!

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TRUMPTRAINTODC 1 point ago

ABSOLUTELY

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Chuggatrumptrain 1 point ago

We need the Trump train bot if it isn't here

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gawd-emperor 0 points ago

Grab some bricks pede

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TrumpBrickBot 1 point ago

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 156835 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 22.0900061904572123886891680% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1724.56454571859540670601020 MILES WIDE and 459.611871355959661958536995 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!