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BidenSmellsKids 136 points ago

THIS IS DEBATABLE

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America 80 points ago

Don't mind me. ;)

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Lord_Sluggo 24 points ago

Underrated comment

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Santa 6 points ago

December is going to be fun

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JeffEpstein 23 points ago

Hey what's up guys, can I bring some chicks to this party?

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TheExpert 15 points ago

Barron 2040!

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I_VantToBlowWhistle 12 points ago

Self Explanatory

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mugatucrazypills 5 points ago (edited)

TheExpert ... You have the best name

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DarthFuckinVader 8 points ago

Fuckin savage... KEK

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TheKekingKing 2 points ago

Yes, I am here.

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Bluestorm83 5 points ago

Not chickens, mind you, chicks. Like, just barely hatched.

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lion_streezus 2 points ago

Aha! So you didn't kill yourself!

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changemymind 12 points ago

^^^

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5D_Chessmaster 40 points ago

Rolls off the tongue

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TrumpTrain 44 points ago

NEXT STOP: THE WHITE HOUSE! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10000 MPH FASTER!
CURRENT SPEED: 6807000 MPH
That's 1.0150359677% of the speed of light (670,616,630 MPH)! Only 663809630 MPH left to go!

  • I got a good one too. We all did!
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FluffiPuff 6 points ago

Dang yo

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CovfefeAndDoughnuts 9 points ago

I’m considering taking 5D_Cheesemaster lol

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T2R0U2M0P 7 points ago

U/Iwasacheesemaker ?

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joe_bidens_nostrils 31 points ago

Hello there

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MemesofOurFathers 21 points ago

Kekw

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lake-koshkonong 7 points ago

Okay, this might be high on the great username list as well.

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ConservativeMemelord 5 points ago (edited)

Okay this is epic

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JesusisKing 24 points ago

Truly

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Skeeter_N_CO 18 points ago

BidenSmellsWhiteKids would have been even better

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LonicaMewinsky 17 points ago

Indeed.

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Big_mike 15 points ago

Yeah but mine’s longer

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joe_bidens_nostrils 9 points ago

Big Mike!!! So many names to choose from, because this winfest is packed with folks with honest-to-pete senses of humor! I love this place!

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MIKEOBAMA 6 points ago

EXCUSE ME?

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joe_bidens_nostrils 3 points ago

Have an upvote sir

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RaiseYourGlass4Trump 13 points ago

Very nice ?

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OrangeManRad 9 points ago

And I thought I was special :c

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RussianBotBlyat 7 points ago

Hello droog, have you received rubles. Please check account.

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FuckCommies 5 points ago

Ahem...

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NoSteppyonmyPepe 5 points ago

Just sayin'

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Huntersbabymama 5 points ago

I'll join that debate

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AdamSchiffHasSmallPP 4 points ago

NICE ONE

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DonatesOthersOrgans 4 points ago

I'm quite partial to my username

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EpicTrump 5 points ago

Ok China

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FUCKITWELLDOITLIVE 3 points ago

Very debatable

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WeinerLapTop 2 points ago

Im pretty stoked about mine, tbh

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eviantears 2 points ago

Ohhh! FIGHT!! FIGHT!!!!

Dis gonnn be guuude

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Donald_Trump 93 points ago

We have the best usernames ever, don't we folks?

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President_Xi_Jinping 39 points ago

Hi DONALD, PLEASE LET ME BUY SOME MORE SOY.

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago

WINNIEING!

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MikePence 25 points ago

;)

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PremiumPatriotPepe 22 points ago

You have a pretty good one ;)

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WEWLAD 19 points ago

Spot on

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Feelsbadman 18 points ago

The man. The Legend.

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Hail_Milo 13 points ago

Oh fuck haha

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NoSteppyonmyPepe 8 points ago

Indeed

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SAVEAMERICA 5 points ago

Sure do

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EpicTrump 3 points ago

Epic.

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100percentFolks 3 points ago

Refer to my user name :)

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pmurTJdlanoD 3 points ago

Greetings my bizarro world nemesis!

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Feelsgoodman 2 points ago

????

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MakeEuropeGreatAgain 42 points ago

Yup, pretty sweet one you got yourself there. Do it proud!

Mine isn't too bad either :-)

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bonjellu 22 points ago

MEGA

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AmericaTheGreat 34 points ago

Ha, you sly fox, you!

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@realDonaldTrump 27 points ago

God bless you, and God bless America!

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knowIdotruth 9 points ago

I hope you are willing to give up the account one day ;)

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magachat 26 points ago

Is it a great username, a very good username!

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GetEmOuttaHere 20 points ago

You just made me realize I can get something cool, instead of my shitty reddit username

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EpicTrump 2 points ago

It’s good to start fresh. Sometimes usernames lose their relevance.

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OhLollyLollyPop 20 points ago

I'm Jealous!

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lion_streezus 16 points ago

Your name is great too!

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trumpismypresident 19 points ago

Beau-ti-ful!

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NathanHale1776 19 points ago

EARN THIS.

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July_1776 8 points ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Pede 18 points ago

Well played sir. I will see you in the finals.

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Cavemantrump 18 points ago

I know Right

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magabirdlady 18 points ago

Awesome!

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trumpdetrump 16 points ago

Wear it well friend of ours.

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PatriotGames 15 points ago

Nicely done Sir, nicely done!

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notspez 14 points ago

Congrats Pede

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Pede 17 points ago

Well let's not make this about me

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Pede 1 point ago

I don't see why I would ever stop!

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Feelsgoodman 1 point ago

?❤???

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SteelyDan4MAGA 14 points ago

The early bird gets the MAGA worm!

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creepyjoe 12 points ago

It's pretty good, but how can you beat creepyjoe?

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joe_bidens_nostrils 8 points ago

It looks like we have a lot of the biden fam going on up in here

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pauliegualtieri 6 points ago

I almost want to make a new account with a cool name like that.

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joe_bidens_nostrils 4 points ago

Now is the time! Snatch up a good one while you can, sir/madam!

[This post has been marked NOT inclusive]

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EpicTrump 2 points ago

It’s lookin like anybody can beat creepyjoe at this point. Guess he’s just got to keep punching it and punching it.

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MAGAman45 12 points ago

And I thought I was pretty sly

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HammerSickleBoot 7 points ago

I like it

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LiquidHotMAGAma 12 points ago

Do it proud!

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BetsyRoss 11 points ago

Same!

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Weaintgotnobrakes1 11 points ago

Make usernames great again.

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Trump_2024 11 points ago (edited)

Trump_2024 :p

MAGA is pretty damn good too.

Where is KAG? XD Tell me someone has that already.

Also.. I fucking love that the edit button is "Spez"! Yeah!

MAGA/KAG baby!

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JimJordan2024 6 points ago

Hey give the rest of us a turn!

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f_bastiat 11 points ago

ah damn, i went with my reddit username, should have tried something new

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lock_her_up 10 points ago

Pretty happy with mine!

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poop 6 points ago

me too

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EpicTrump 1 point ago

Are you 5 years old? ?

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poop 4 points ago

Envy is a sin.

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EpDnKlHs 10 points ago

Epstein didn't kill himself (EpDnKlHs)

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jackwerntz 9 points ago

Good catch!

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Donna 9 points ago

Cool!

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10gauge 8 points ago

I am envious. Well done, MAGA pede.

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Pede 9 points ago

MAGA to you too 10gauge!

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10gauge 9 points ago

Shit, you got "Pede"? Now I'm doubly envious!

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RagnarDanneskjold 8 points ago

Congratulations!

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OrangeFruitGood 7 points ago

I beat you to it.

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Spez_Isacuck 7 points ago (edited)

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

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America 8 points ago

Yes.

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magabirdlady 4 points ago

Nice name pede.

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Patriot1776 7 points ago

I'm going to Sha-booms!

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realDonaldTrumpJr 7 points ago

WE HAVE THE BEST USERNAMES DON’T WE FOLKS? First comment on here and it’s #100 on this post. Cheers to the future! ?

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EpicTrump 2 points ago

Future president right here ⬆️

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Jefferson 7 points ago

Greetings young patriots.

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Feelsgoodman 1 point ago

?I'm moving on up?

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mrh218 6 points ago

We have the best usernames, don't we folks?

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JesusMaga 6 points ago

It’s a classic no doubt, but I like mine better

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Awesome 6 points ago

Wow and I thought my name was Awesome

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tread 4 points ago

?

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Feelsgoodman 2 points ago

??

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CantStopWontStop 6 points ago

Nice one

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 6 points ago

The options are endless!

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joe_bidens_nostrils 3 points ago

No problems with these options, believe me!

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Gene04 6 points ago

Jesus why did nobody even think of this?

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senate11 6 points ago

WINNING

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Magaman_2020 6 points ago

Maybe. Maybe not.

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MAGAyote 6 points ago

Username checks out!

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EmperorKek 6 points ago

Lotta good names here

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MAGAUSTRALIA 6 points ago

down under representing.

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mrgreencard 6 points ago

Epic name is epic

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EpicTrump 2 points ago

All Trumps are epic!

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TrumpDownUnder 6 points ago

Representing Australians here.

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muhdik 6 points ago

the greatest political party on Earth

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FamburgerHelper 6 points ago

Good job, MAGA!

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FUCHINA 6 points ago

I came to make a point

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magaspif 5 points ago

I feel you.

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Feelsbadman 5 points ago

Feelsgoodman

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Chicken_Tendies 5 points ago

Nice! I thought I did arite too.

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1776Worldwide 5 points ago

Just grabbed this one thanks to this post!

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LugNuts 5 points ago

Amen

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Magatron 5 points ago

Hey what about this one?

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HammerSickleBoot 5 points ago

If it weren’t for your pesky 2nd amendment, I would make you agree otherwise.

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firstlady 5 points ago

Cough cough

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The__Michael 5 points ago

Good work my brother

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LoneStarRepublican 5 points ago

Well done , Sir

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EdBuck 4 points ago

I was told there would be black dudes doing meth, but not sure where they are.

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BonerDonor 4 points ago

I'm pretty happy with my username

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EpicTrump 1 point ago

KEK

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BigMikesShoulders 4 points ago

Perks of signing up early. :D I personally wanted to go with BigMikeObama but alas, another saucy pede must have grabbed it. So I went with the next best thing.

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MichelesPenis 4 points ago

Great minds think alike.

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2WOMP_BRICKLAYER 4 points ago

Wow, nice snag!!

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Kek1776 4 points ago

I scored on my mine

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President_Xi_Jinping 4 points ago

DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT ON ORDER OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA.

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FUCKcommies1776 4 points ago

Lmao I feel the exact same!!! Lol I was super pumped when it accepted it

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Liberty_Prime 4 points ago

WEAPONS HOT!

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Stalin 4 points ago

Fuck me.

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TrumpWin 4 points ago

Both you and I man

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TrumpLovesPussy 3 points ago

2nd best but it's pretty good

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PePeDidntKillHimself 3 points ago

There are a lot of great usernames here.

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Feelsgoodman 1 point ago

???

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DinsdalePiranha 3 points ago

You did good, but I still got the name I wanted. F.U. Spiny Norman, whenever you show up.

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elpoePehTeW 3 points ago

That is pretty sweet!

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America1776 3 points ago

Membership has its privileges

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Trump2080 3 points ago

Love it

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Kaggingitmaga 3 points ago

Pretty happy with this'un

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Ottovonbismarck 3 points ago

I mean, I kinda like mine.

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FluffiPuff 3 points ago

YOU ARE THE WINNER

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schiff_for_brains 3 points ago

Your alt is Ronald_Drumph?

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joe_bidens_nostrils 3 points ago

Somebody needs to snatch up "hawaiian_judge"!

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Hawaiian_Judge 5 points ago

Here, Here

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Rescue71Ranger 2 points ago

I am so glad to be out from under Reddit Quarantine.

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JohnGalt2020 2 points ago

Ay Caramba

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George_Washington 2 points ago

I just woke up from a long slumber and I don’t like some of what I see

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john_wick 2 points ago

Just don't punch a pooch dog any will be fine.

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MagaMagaMagaMaga 2 points ago

I am you, x4

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Feelsgoodman 1 point ago

????

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FreedomFromGovt 2 points ago

KAGA!

Keep America Great Always!

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HillaryClintonsShoe 2 points ago

Oh haaai

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redditsuckslmao 2 points ago

At the very least I got a better name than I did on reddit I suppose lol

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givethismanacoat 2 points ago

It took me a lot of different tries to finally have this one go through.

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realJohnGalt 2 points ago

We all have our favorites.

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Feelsgoodman 1 point ago

Nice?

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Kief 2 points ago

Yaas

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MAGA69420 2 points ago

I took the second best.

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littlestown 2 points ago (edited)

Just a small town guy in MAGA town.

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DeepWinter 2 points ago

Legend!

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BeauBidenBrainTumor 2 points ago

Those are the benefits of getting in early! I wanted HunterBidensCrackPipe but it was taken. I had to go with something less funny and potentially more enraging if Joe Biden lurked here and happened to read my username.

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McAryan 2 points ago

But what about KAG? Hmm?

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Trudeauisaturd 2 points ago

It’s subjective

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ExtremlyStableGenius 2 points ago

I was just thinking the same thing...

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TNLongrange 2 points ago

And here I just used my same username from REDdit. I should have thought outside the box...

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lateralus 2 points ago

I wanted spez, but someone took it

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LongDongDonald 2 points ago

cough

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Seth-Rich 2 points ago

You may have the best name, but dont forget mine

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ItsTooMuchWinning 2 points ago

Please Mr President...

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Mr_Smith 2 points ago

Pretty sure it’s me =)

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LordOfTheReeeeengs 2 points ago

Loving a lot of the names. As I'm going through them, I'm noticing many of our pedes are getting down voted. Someone must be lonely tonight.

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45squared 2 points ago

I also upgraded my username ?

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BiglyTrumper 2 points ago

Cheers to that!

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NOT_GLOBALISM 2 points ago

A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES

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mugatucrazypills 2 points ago

They're all the same name. Why can't anyone else see that ?!!!!

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The_Emperor 2 points ago

True dat

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maganify 2 points ago

Nice

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SAVEAMERICA 2 points ago

Me too fren

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TheOutlawPepeWales 1 point ago (edited)

Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is.

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RandPaul2024 1 point ago

Same!

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MBKUltra 1 point ago

Greatest Ever Of All Time Usernames here in one place!

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ContraryCynic 1 point ago

Are you sure that's the best one?