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BurnedExperiment 99 points ago

And if you dont get 2500 upvotes? Get the hat anyways!

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Crimson_Identity 62 points ago

Like he's not getting to 2500...

Do you know where we are?! No Brakes!

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OrangeIsAColorToo 44 points ago

We need our bots! Bricks, coats, and trump train bots!

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Karmy 22 points ago

He's at 2017 in 3 hours!!!

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NavyGuy 15 points ago

Be at 2020 soon. Also the post.

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Buttfart88 11 points ago

2470 at the time of this post. Only 30 upvotes away from that sweet sweet MAGA hat.

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rustyrockers 8 points ago

Favorite answer. I love this. Fuck spez, just saw what he looks like today

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HEXEN 50 points ago

Loophole dictates that if full votes are not reached, a mesh backed hat can be purchased instead of a full solid color.

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The_New_Pope 29 points ago

Hey I like the mesh hats.

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PremiumPatriotPepe 10 points ago

I got two of them!

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Schiff4Brains 20 points ago

Gets tossed back to Soro's School of Terrorists in the Desert.

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ChelseaHubbell 18 points ago (edited)

1k upvotes in 2 hours. He's got the hat in the bag. I wouldn't be surprised if he hits +5k upvotes. That's 2 hats

If his parents were smart they'd have made a time limit

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Karmy 9 points ago

Haha. Someone's getting played here. The end result is a MAGA hat for a young man! Woo Hoo. Gives me good vibes for future KAGA.

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago

KEK!

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Hugh_Don_G 10 points ago

^what this guy said

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Razeontherock 6 points ago

He's over 4400 votes in what, less than a day? I think it's more a question of can he build a hatrack in shop class for all the Trump hats he'll have, lol

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tall_bacon 33 points ago

Doubt it but here's an updoot anyway

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Independenceforever 5 points ago

Oh ye of little faith. Why did you doubt?

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CreepyPornLawyer 4 points ago

We may have surpassed that 2500 mark. Not quite sure though. Never was good with maths stuffs

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Femprep 2 points ago

It’s the common core. Gets you every time.

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Windir 29 points ago

Hey look!

The upvotes are working on this site!

I feel like a winner.

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Mike 24 points ago

Dude - Marines will issue a Lightweight Ballistic Kevlar helmet when you graduate bootcamp. Just put a pede sticker on it. Have an uptoot anyway.

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C_Jonesy 16 points ago

I regret that I have but one upvote to give.

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CokeOrPepe 6 points ago (edited)

^ this guy MAGA’s

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Emperorvoid 5 points ago

Well we aren't Democrats, we don't rig votes!

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SchiffsAnalFissure 14 points ago

Get this kid a hat!

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treeskier82 14 points ago

let's get this party started

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Silkom 13 points ago

Helping a young patriot.

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MAGA 12 points ago

Tell them this is america and stop being fascists

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Oside760 11 points ago

Upvote!!!!

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Ironlabel 11 points ago

I don’t like when people beg for upvotes like this.

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SomeDiggity 10 points ago

Panhandling for internet points to give you endorphins is barely different than panhandling for cash to get junk. I think. Maybe I took that too far.

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TrumpFortyFive 6 points ago

Meh. Everyone's excited for the new site. It'll calm down soon.

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Feelsgoodman 4 points ago

That's my hope too

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Tradox 4 points ago

kinda smells don't it.

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pedeypete 3 points ago

Agreed, too many people still care about that fake reddit money. I'd rather have no numbers and was hoping we'd be different. See too much shit on the main feed designed just for shilling votes.

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Donna 11 points ago

If you were my child, I'd buy the hat for you even if you don't get 2,500 upvotes!

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LanceUppercut 9 points ago

Take my upvote and get off my lawn

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Azarak 8 points ago

Have an upvote young Pede!

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BidenSmellsKids 8 points ago

The greatest piece of American hatwear is the 5 gallon hat, MAGA hat runner up

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rcstl 8 points ago

OP has a post deleted? Be there a troll amoungst us? Upvote nazi here, No upvote for you!

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MeltingSnowflakes 1 point ago

what??? already?

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rynotg12 7 points ago

Congrats on your new hat?!

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ChelseaHubbell 6 points ago

Boom hat time

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ChelseaHubbell 6 points ago

enjoy your new hat

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Jojomrjojo 6 points ago

Have my upvote fellow Pede!

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DinsdalePiranha 6 points ago

At Reddit he would have stalled out at 63 votes.

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GeorgeBonanza 5 points ago

I already donate so many upvotes...But its for a good cause.

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Fame 5 points ago

Let's make it happen!

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Taritup 5 points ago

I would upvote if I thought it was true. Sorry Pede.

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JosefStalin 5 points ago

So close OP! Enjoy and KAG

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TruBlaze 5 points ago (edited)

No way my parents would let me get one. House is full of TDS patients at varying levels.

Now you go get yours.

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RedditSucksChinaPoo 4 points ago

Your parents are guilty of obstruction of justice. Might have to turn them in to CPS.

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byejerzy 4 points ago

Shameful attempt to build points ...

Well done, have my upvote.

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TrumpFortyFive 4 points ago

I wish I could get one. I'm not in the United States :( I don't want a knock-off.

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YuugeNews 4 points ago

We did it! Now we sleep, because tomorrow, tomorrow we ride!

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BlowerEricCiaramella 4 points ago

Lol just buy it yourself.

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Jebsgottheclap 3 points ago

??

??

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EricCiaremella 3 points ago

Got my up-Trump! Almost there!

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EowynOfRohan 3 points ago

Just 17 UpTrumps to go!

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AmericaTheGreat 3 points ago

I hope this site doesn't get bogged down by people begging for upvotes.

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RexCollumSilvarum 3 points ago

I just gave you upvote number 5000; tell them to get you two hats!

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Pittsbuilder 2 points ago

Let’s get this kid a hat!!

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Rellim5150 2 points ago

Once again here's another post I know I've already upvoted that now is unchecked

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SummonedDaedroth 2 points ago

Why is everyone falling for this

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gbgb2017 2 points ago

Upvoted

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HiManchy [S] 2 points ago

Check out my profile for update... I think you pedes will like it

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Scuffers 2 points ago

This thread is worthless without pictures!

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Icarus 2 points ago

Upvoted! But I am thinking you are a blossoming karma whore. Aren’t we all!

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TwoStar 1 point ago

We gotta get those sweet, sweet, fake Internet points!

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Burisma 2 points ago

I don't really care for the precedent this sets. "You are validated by internet people and get real rewards from it." So pm me for a Ferrari.

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NZ_needs_a_Trump 1 point ago

Nice. As an aside: one hour and 840 upvotes. Holy Phuck

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Patriot_Zom 1 point ago

Take my upvote, young pede!

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OllieNorth 1 point ago

Enjoy your hat pede

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ApplePie 1 point ago

Make them buy you one of each on the website. It's only fair.

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HillaryIsACunt 1 point ago

almost there, pede!

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MElfers4473 1 point ago

5,200 upvotes! Woohoo! MAGA! KAG!

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Sluggypogo 1 point ago

Get that hat and give this man a coat!

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suzookus 1 point ago

Almost headed to 5k - that’s 2 hats!

2 scoops

2 hats

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4WhomTheBellsTroll 1 point ago (edited)

Almost there, betting 2500 by 10:45 EST who else can guess closer?

spez off by 14 min. Congrats! under budget and ahead of schedule

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Futuramawe 1 point ago

Pretty soon you'll be at 2 hats! 2 scoops!

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KrakenTheDeepState 1 point ago

I just upvoted him to 4841. Doubled it baby. Yeah. Feel the love, pedes.

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Dell_Fargus 1 point ago

Enjoy your hat, kiddo!

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cincydan 1 point ago

Congrats!

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suzookus 1 point ago

2500+ you earned it

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frogman1776 1 point ago

Your almost up to 3 hats. MAGA KAG

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CA_Patriot 1 point ago

Looks like you might get 2!!

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Labyrinth9000 1 point ago

Nice! Great work!

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BonerDonor 1 point ago (edited)

Your parents underestimated the power of The Donald. When you get 10k votes, they have to buy you four hats!

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Pootweet 1 point ago

Time to Don it.

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PEPE_MEMES_MATTER 1 point ago

Enjoy your new hat!

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pendulumislander 1 point ago

And If you go on to TD and get 2500 shill downvotes...you should get a gold version!!

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MrBob1137 1 point ago

Take my upvote. To the top with you!

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Canapeder 1 point ago

Lets get this patriot a hat!

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Real_President_Trump 1 point ago

You should have one by now my fellow pede...make sure to wear it PROUDLY when it comes in!! We are the real revolution, don't be afraid of your beliefs, don't be afraid of conversations.

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magabirdlady 1 point ago

Congrats young pede!

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Czechsareus13 1 point ago

Congrats. Enjoy your crown.

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maga_que 1 point ago

God speed, young Pede. I’m doing my part.

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holytrpbatman 1 point ago

Two hats!! Two genders!! Two scoops!! Two terms!! And last, but not least: two exclamation points!!

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Mobilemech92 1 point ago

Wear that new hat proud pede!

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Razeontherock 1 point ago

Over 4400 updoots by 4 PM Saturday. (I saw over 11,000 members in what, 3 days now?)

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Shitsbrokeyo 1 point ago

Over 5000. Now you can get 2!

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The__Michael 1 point ago

Upvote that bitch MAGA!!!

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SuddenlyClintoned 1 point ago

I'm still sad that I can't buy myself one of these from outside the USA. Gonna have to pay a visit to the states soon.

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The__Michael 1 point ago

Hat time

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Whereisthebaldman 1 point ago

Looks like you getting a hat.

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TrollingThunder 1 point ago

As of now you're pushing towards two hats. MAGA!

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BrokenLeftEar 1 point ago

Someone’s gonna get a MAGA hat now!

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TrumpTrain 1 point ago

Take my upvote

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Ghost5525 1 point ago

Upvote #3800. How’s that OP ;)

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LuvTheSmellofFreedom 1 point ago

just upvoted so you can get 3 soon.

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BayAreaPede 1 point ago

5K upvotes. Looks like Mr. and Mrs. Pede owe you TWO hats now

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177pairsofleggs 0 points ago

Doubled the votes? Double the hat sorry those are the rules.

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V_exodus 0 points ago

You can soon get two hats

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Ingots -1 points ago

Did my part

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Boomerang -1 points ago

I'm going to start being a Teen Trump supporter, darn it

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grenades_and_ham 2 points ago

The picture is for reference to the hat schill.

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Schiff4Brains -6 points ago

Prove your a teen and not some millenial college age sucking tornado of need.....

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Khaynizzle77 8 points ago

I'm a (just out of college) aged millennial. I receive 0 benefits from the government.

Dont start generalizing millennials like the left does to boomers.

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Texas-Centipede 4 points ago

This dude feels personally assaulted!!

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RareMillennialPepe 5 points ago

Did you just assume my gender??

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Texas-Centipede 5 points ago

My gender is Donkey Kong. Respect my pronouns!

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The__Michael 5 points ago

Upvote all Pedes it is the American Way